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Anonymous 8/19/2007 | 0 (0) | 351 | 1 | 0 | english
Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were
problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the
toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being
behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Sant ... more>>
Anonymous 8/19/2007 | 0 (0) | 108 | 2 | 0 | english
Seeing is Believing
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help
noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening,
she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the
eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what ... more>>
DanaG 4/3/2008 | 0 (0) | 34614 | 48 | 0 | English
its not unusual these situations more>>
Anonymous 4/27/2008 | 0 (0) | 194 | 8 | 0 | English
Shortest Story Ever By A Girl more>>
Anonymous 12/19/2007 | 9 (1) | 27594 | 71 | 1 | English
humor, 101 ways to annoy people, how to annoy people more>>
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 139 | 5 | 0 | English
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 145 | 3 | 0 | English
A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?" A guy walks into a bar in Cork, in Ireland, and asks the barman: "What's the quickest way ... more>>
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 327 | 1 | 0 | English
Best of Craig’s Lists Older Women seeking Younger Man
Date: 2003-09-09, 3:32PM PDT SWF-society matron, 79 years young,, thrice-dvorced, financially comfortable, enjoys winding amongst the lush gables of the La Jolla coast, sipping champagne to the earthen rays of sunrise and daily colonics.. Looking for a SWM , 29 or under, with gluteus hollows so ... more>>
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 96 | 0 | 0 | English
Expensive Loser Wanted!!!
Date: 2007-11-24, 11:09AM PST
Hello! I'm looking for an expensive loser!! Could this be you? I don't ask for much these days. At my age, the fish that used to be in the barrel are dwindling in number, so lets see if you stack up to my extremely high expectations: 1. Please do not have your own mode of transportation. I ex ... more>>
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 213 | 3 | 0 | English
If Men Had Boobs
Date: 2008-01-15, 6:09PM MST
Today I had the unpleasant experience of shopping for new bras. You must understand that I do this only under extreme duress. I don’t like shopping for anything (I know, unusual for a woman apparently), but shopping for brassieres is the worst of the worst. When I find one that actually fits, I buy lik ... more>>
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 137 | 2 | 0 | English
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 123 | 0 | 0 | English
Ten Weird Things About Me
Date: 2005-01-18, 8:57PM PST 1. I use a fake name in Starbucks because it makes me laugh. 2. While I'm waiting for my overpriced latte, I'll read the horoscopes. Mine, Taurus, is usually the most boring, so I'll adopt a different sign for the day. I love my Scorpio days the best. 3. I don't wear underwear and I have lousy ... more>>
Anonymous 4/6/2008 | 0 (0) | 130 | 5 | 0 | English
The men I have dated
Date: 2004-12-10, 3:26AM PST My friends frequently laugh at my luck with men...or lack thereof actually. Here is an abridged list of some of the whack jobs i have gone out with... in no particular order 1. this one is my favorite, so I'll start with this sap. Closet Holy Roller: This guy. I once made the fatal error of dating a ... more>>
MissPowerPoint 2/29/2008 | 10 (1) | 1827 | 78 | 1 | English
I love my Job funny cartoon more>>
MissPowerPoint 2/29/2008 | 0 (0) | 473 | 23 | 0 | English
WHY MEN THINK WOMEN SHOULDNT WORK IN IT more>>
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