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Three Nuns
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 144 | Downloads: 1

The Three Nuns There were 3 nuns on a train and they had been talking for some time when they decided to pass the time by telling each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun got up and said "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and become a prostitute. Of course I put all the money I earn in the poor box but th ...  more>>

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The Proposal
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 473 | Downloads: 13

Today's Joke: The Proposal Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship. One day, as he was walking through a public park, he spied what he considered to be a very pretty silver-haired lady sitting alone on a park bench. Get ...  more>>

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The World's Best Joke Collection for All Ages Will Keep You Laughing
From: neophyte | Date: 9/19/2008 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 45 | Downloads: 2

Spice up your conversation with clever and witty jokes conceptualized by author Carole Lee as Xlibris releases her new book The World's Best Joke Collection for All Ages. more>>

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You Might Be a Republican If...
From: FlickaBooger | Date: 5/13/2008 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 126 | Downloads: 0

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You Might Be A Democrat If...
From: FlickaBooger | Date: 5/13/2008 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 73 | Downloads: 0

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Dirty Joke Clearly Defined Words
From: Anonymous | Date: 8/19/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 648 | Downloads: 8

Dirty Joke: Clearly Defined Words A KISS - Upper persuasion for lower invasion; upstairs shopping for downstairs merchandise. MASTURBATION - A solo played on a private organ. METALLURGIST - A man who can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether she is virgin metal or a common ore. MINUTE MAN - One who double parks while he ...  more>>

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Dirty Joke Trust
From: Anonymous | Date: 8/19/2007 | Rated: 5 (1) | Views: 644 | Downloads: 9 | Reviews: 1

Dirty Joke: Trust? A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to ...  more>>

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Dirty Joke Doc I Got A Problem
From: Anonymous | Date: 8/19/2007 | Rated: 10 (1) | Views: 2524 | Downloads: 11 | Reviews: 1

Dirty Joke: Doc, I Got A Problem "Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said. "Now tu ...  more>>

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Dirty Joke A Couple Taking Golf Lessons
From: Anonymous | Date: 8/19/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 661 | Downloads: 4

Dirty Joke: A Couple Taking Golf Lessons A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" ...  more>>

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Dirty Joke Cheat
From: Anonymous | Date: 8/19/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 730 | Downloads: 7

Dirty Joke: Cheat A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him to leave. Later that evening, the woman to ...  more>>

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CHAT_
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 180 | Downloads: 3

Crash Course on Net-Communication Do you feel chatting on the net is a somewhat restraining way of getting across your messages to fellow beings? True, there is much more to communication than plain words. For instance, it spells disaster when you try to tell jokes without the use of your own cheerful laughter and the occasional raised eyebr ...  more>>

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100reasons _M_
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 378 | Downloads: 34

100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Man We get to sleep with women. We can do no wrong in our mother's eyes. We can tell jokes - and understand them. We have no compunction about hiring a cleaning lady. We can drink pints. It's still a man's world, whatever anyone says. We can have a row without bursting into tears. If our loved one leaves ...  more>>

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Men _ Women
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 4 (1) | Views: 743 | Downloads: 40

Why Can't A Woman Give Up A Bad Man? We all know 'Boomerang Girls' - the ones who after a stormy, if not violent bust-up, leave highly unsuitable relationships and then, boing! Strike me kangaroo down, they're back again. Boomerang Girls don't just give their partners second chances; they give them third and fourth chances, too, until their frie ...  more>>

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100 Reasons _F_
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 345 | Downloads: 23

100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman We can talk on the phone for hours - and say nothing. We can listen to The Carpenters without embarrassment. We don't have to know who Ian Wright plays for. You stand a better chance of being a New Labour MP. We can follow a recipe. There will always be an umbilical cord between us and our children. ...  more>>

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KIDman
From: ianonline | Date: 10/31/2007 | Rated: 0 (0) | Views: 101 | Downloads: 1

All men are little boys how many times have you heard a woman say that It s true that some men remain boyish even in their 60 s as someone women remains pouting little girls till they re way past wearing ribbons in their hair They may be fun but would you really want to spend your life with Peter Pan Here are ten quick ways to tell the boys  ...  more>>

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