Control Over Wives *** There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, ... more>>
Drunk in a Bathroom *** A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming ... more>>
Drunk Irishman **** An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and ... more>>
Boasting in the Bar *** A Frenchman, an American and an Australian were in a bar. The Frenchman says "My name's is Pierre, I come from Paris and I ... more>>
Bouncer Boyfriend *** A man walks into a bar and notices a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He goes to her and says, "You know, I would LOVE to ... more>>
Brain Pills *** A drunk was sitting in a bar looking at three small brown pellets in his hand. The bartender asked what they were, and the drunk ... more>>
Bar-room Football **** A man named Larry goes into a bar and orders a bottle of beer. Larry sits down and hears a bunch of noise in the background. ... more>>
Batman **** There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk... I mean really really really DRUNK. When the bar closed he got up to go home, ... more>>
Birthday Present *** Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For ... more>>
Bad Dog *** A guy walks into a bar, looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender brings it to him and asks "Do you ... more>>
Ballerina *** A woman goes into a bar and asks for a drink, when the bartender calls who ordered a drink, she raises her arm. A man across the road ... more>>
Bar Challenge **** A man walks into a bar and notices a huge pot filled with money sitting in the corner. He asks the bartender about it and the ... more>>
A Thief walks into the Bar *** Two guys walk into a bar. One is a huge monster of a man, and the other a slight, small man. They walk up to the bar ... more>>
Alligator Show **** A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished ... more>>
ATM Card **** One day, three friends and I went to this "Gentlemans' Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a ... more>>