I wish he were A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently ... more>>
I painted the vase A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the ... more>>
I was punished for something A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that ... more>>
I just like to hear you say it The crusty (顽固的，脾气暴躁的）old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak wi ... more>>
I know how you feel Jenny: I hate school, and I have to stay here until I’m sixteen. Teacher: I know how you feel——and I have to stay here until ... more>>
How to make money A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was ... more>>
I hung him up to dry Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim ... more>>
How much is left Mother: I told you not to eat cake before supper. Mary: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. "If you take an eighth of a cake from ... more>>
He said he knows you An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The ... more>>
How badly did he play As a nightclub owner, I hired a pianist and a drummer to entertain my customers. After several performances, I discovered ... more>>
Haven't got the patience Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself? Onlooker: I haven't got the ... more>>
Geography or History Once some burglars broke out in the bank, one of them pointing the gun to the cashier said, "Give me all your money, or you'll ... more>>
Grave Concern A former friend of mine was married to a great girl; unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and ... more>>
Fishing license After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the ... more>>
Five years experience and imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is ... more>>