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					Unbeatable ‘Wisdom’ of Banta & Santa Singh




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Sardar Banta & Santa Singh were in a recent
Quiz Contest.


They were trying to win prize money of Rs.1
crore!



[But just managed return bus fare for Hoshiarpur]




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The questions were as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar Banta Singh looks at Santa & says, "I will skip this."

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRAZIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) ECUADOR

Both Banta & Santa ask for help from the University
students.


3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October
Revolution?

A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Banta jumps first… then Santa subdues him….They ask for
help from audience.




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4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Santa asks for lucky cards…….


5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name
based on which animal:


A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Banta & Santa faint with such a difficult quiz contest & give
up….

ANYWAY, SCROLL DOWN.......
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If you think you are indeed clever and laughed at Banta-
Santa replies, then please check the answers below:




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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453.


2) The Panama hat is made in Ecuador.


3) The October revolution is celebrated in November.


4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.


5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA, which means

  island of the puppies.




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