Step Brothers Quotes

Robert: Alright everybody. Sleeping arrangement--Brennan, you're going to be sharing a room with Dale. Just until the two of you get job and you move out. Dale: [whispers] Hey, are you awake? Brennan: [whispers] Yeah. Dale: [whispers] I hate your guts. Brennan: [whispers] As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face. Dale: This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT! Brennan: Alright! [from trailer] [Brennan plays on drumset] Dale: Did you touch my drumset? Brennan: Nope. Dale: Why are you so sweaty? Brennan: I was watching cops. Nancy: I think they are starting to like each other. [Brennan hits Dale on the head, he falls back into a hole. Brennan shovels dirt ontop of him.] Dale: What are you doing?!? Brennan: I'm burying you. Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive. Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up! Dale: OK, name your favorite dinosaur? Brennan and Dale: Philosoraptor. Brennan: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with? Brennan and Dale: John Stamos. Dale: WHAT?!? Brennan: Did we just become best friends? Dale: YEP! Robert: You have one month to find jobs, you're on your asses. Brennan and Dale: WHAT? Robert: I'll arrange interviews and you will go! Interviewer: Whose this gentleman sitting behind you? Dale: [peeks from behind Brennan] Hello Miss Lady! Interviewer: You can't... Brennan: Shu... shut your mouth. Interviewer: You shouldn't tell the person who is interviewing you to shut their mouth. Brennan: You're sounding stupid now. Interviewer: I'm sorry, what did you just say? Brennan: You're just coming off stupid. Interviewer: Please leave this office. Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir? Interviewer: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! Dale: [to parents] Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds? Brennan: [pleading] It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities. Robert: You're adults, you can do what you want. Dale: This is the funnest night ever!