1. What do you call a chubby kitty?
2. What do you call an angry father?
3. What do you call a huge hog?
4. What do you call a rabbit that tells jokes?
5. What is a cute young cat?
6. What do you call a crying father?
Answers: Easy Hink Pink Answers:
1. Fat cat
2. Mad dad
3. Big pig
4. Funny Bunny
5. Pretty kitty
6. Sad Dad
1. Following are some sample Hink Pinks:
o a party at a convent = nun fun
o a married rodent = mouse spouse
o an earthquake on a Sunday morning = church lurch
o a "hip" monster = cool ghoul
o what lawyers feel when they lose = brief grief
How about some Hinky Pinkies?
o a bull who sings ballads has a = mellow bellow
o theft of prime cut beef = sirloin purloin
o sibling of a skin blemish = sister blister
o the highest plastic container = upper tupper
o a magical grasshopper = hocus locust
o a magical woman who milks cows = dairy fairy
o an airplane at greater elevation than the others = higher flier
o a rabbit with a sense of humor = funny bunny
o a young cat in love = smitten kitten
o why the child was scared of the storm = frightening lightning
o a fruit that needs a shave = hairy berry
o an anxious snake = hyper viper
o a tired flower = lazy daisy
o a big hill that spits out water = fountain mountain
o a more intelligent boxer = brighter fighter
Ready for some Hinkety Pinketies?
o a place where the national leader lives = president's residence
o a disturbance during a church service = devotion commotion
o history of spectacles = monocle chronicle
o two drums conversing with each other at a jazz concert = percussion
o a pizza delivery man who needs a shave = hairier carrier
o stripping paint with snakes = serpentine turpentine
o attacking someone with false praise = flattery battery
o a fuzzy UPS man = furrier courier
o race of sea-faring craft = armada regatta
o ships crewed by apes = gorilla flotilla
Thematic hink pinks: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/4455/hinks.html