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From Neji: i seriously can’t believe u had the gall to go over to their table last night
From Neji: sasuke
From Neji: sasuke, answer your damn phone
From Neji: UCHIHA SASUKE PANSY
From Sasuke: oh my god, will you calm down? AND IT WASN’T GALL.
From Neji: I beg to differ
From Sasuke: you know what? shut it
From Neji: u know what? YOU shut it! not only did you go directly 2 sakura first,
you asked her how she was doing.
From Sasuke: whatever.
From Neji: and karin was right behind u 2!
From Sasuke: i couldn’t care less about her.
From Neji: u shouldve seen her face, though, man, when you turned around. pink
as her hair.
From Sasuke: …was it really?
From Neji: yup. totally digs you.
From Sasuke: wait, ‘totally’? hyuga, you’d never use that word.
From Neji: uh, ya I would
From Sasuke: No you would not. Oh, geez, is this naruto? NARUTO. GET THE HELL
OFF OF HYUGA’S PHONE YOU ASS. what’d you do? drop your phone in the toilet?!
From Neji: no way man! i’d never do that! i juss wanted to mess with you. my
iphone baby is fiiine.
From Sasuke: Geez, just give back Neji’s phone
From Neji: fiiiiiiiiiine
From Sasuke: and stop texting me under different aliases
From Neji: FINE. but seriously, sakura still likes you even after all that drama crap
From Sasuke: whatever, man.


                             The i and the Phone
                           By: 263-7322 (aNd-reaa)
  Thanks so much for the reviews, guys! YOU ALL GET FREE iPHONES. (I
 wish.) This chapter's for you guyses! I seriously didn’t expect such a huge
        influx (huge, at least, to me) of reviews! YOU’RE PWNSOME.
   By the way, texting between strangers (like Naruto and Hinata in the
beginning) will have NUMBERS instead of NAMES because of the anonymity.
                                  Make sense?


From Hinata: GUYS. MY CAR GOT RUINED.
From Ino: what?!
From Sakura: you’re KIDDING.
From Hinata: I’m NOT. There was a huge gash in my poor, poor baby!
From Ino: AHHHH. do you know who parked next to youuuu?!
From Sakura: we will smash them.
From Hinata: I was running late this morning and made the stupid mistake of
parking next to an orange Camaro.
From Ino: ho dang. those are hot.
From Sakura: I must agree
From Hinata: WHAT? NO! They’re obnoxiously clunky and ugly and THIS IS THE
REASON WHY I HAVE A GASH IN MY INFINITI. I guess he went to his car during
class or lunch or something because UGH. There’s a mark.
From Ino: sorry, hina. I think camaros are gorgeous.
From Sakura: but who the hell has an ORANGE car at our school?
From Hinata: It’s Uzumaki’s. We see him in it everyday! He’s such a reckless driver
so I don’t even know WHY I parked next to him. Now my darling G35 is hopelessly
damaged.
From Ino: stupid naruto.
From Sakura: he literally JUST got his license, like, two weeks ago. I bet he’s
gotten a ton of speeding tickets already.
From Hinata: I’m SO upset.
From Ino: where’s the damage?
From Hinata: On the left hand side’s passenger door. It’s almost a foot long. I can
NOT believe that he didn’t leave me a note under the windshield with a phone
number or some sort of contact information. God!
From Ino: egads
From Sakura: no worries, gals. i have art today. i’ll just mix some silver paint and
voila! better than any auto body shop’s work. Plus it’ll save you the money.
From Ino: are you freaking serious? that’s NOT going to work
From Sakura: it worked when I accidentally scraped naruto’s car on tuesday. Man,
my orange-mixing skills were in its prime that day!
From Hinata: She has a point.
From Ino: true.
From Hinata: Okay, Sakura. Remember, MAKE IT BEAUTIFUL!
From Ino: haha
From Sakura: Always!




From Tenten: hey, girl.
From Ino: OHEMGEE. TENTENTENTEN!!!
From Tenten: way to butcher the name.
From Ino: oh, shut upppp! Omgomg! i haven’t texted you since like…
From Tenten: wth? we talked on the phone like, two weeks ago.
From Ino: thats an achingly looooooong ass time, darling. To moi.
From Tenten: haha, well you’ll feel better because i bear great news!
From Ino: WUT?
From Tenten: i’m in town!
From Ino: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NO WAY.
From Tenten: god, i sure don’t miss your shrieking.
From Ino: YOU KNOW WHAT?! SHUT IT. how loooong?!?!
From Tenten: eh, just for the weekend and a day; my school gave us an extra
holiday.
From Ino: sweet! That is truly awesome. We got to get together!
From Tenten: duh. anyways, i just drove in. mind if i kip over at your house?
From Ino: LIKE NO. god, how far away is suna?!
From Tenten: not too far. it was like, a 3 hour drive really.
From Ino: egads. hey come over and just dump your stuff in the living room and
pick us up after school! we’re SO having a sleepover with the girls! Tgif!
From Tenten: so trueeeeeeee.
From Ino: emergency key’s in its usual spot.
From Tenten: under the venus fly trap pot?
From Ino: yep. Catcha later, babe. Heyyy, don’t text sakura or hina! let’s make it a
surprise!
From Tenten: agreed. see you at 3:30!
From Ino: ugh, actually, 3:35. bastardly principal extended the day.
From Tenten: wth?! lame.
From Ino: don’t I know it. SEE YOU!




From Shikamaru: Yo emoface.
From Sasuke: Naruto, i told you to stop texting with other people’s phones.
From Shikamaru: damn it.




From 898-6254: yo.
From 498-4244: Uh, why are you texting me? I thought we established the ‘we are
strangers’ deal.
From 898-6254: yeah, i know we did. buuuut, my friends are being party poopers
and they don’t want to text me. something about actually paying attention in class.
From 498-4244: Fine. I suppose I’ll humor you.
From 898-6254: okay, yay! how was ur day?
From 498-4244: Horrible. Some moron dinged my car.
From 898-6254: awwwwww that sucks. wut car?
From 498-4244: An Infiniti G35.
From 898-6254: wowwwwwww.
From 498-4244: I know.
From 898-6254: how’d it happen?
From 498-4244: I stupidly parked next to a reckless driver in the student parking
lot. Ugh.
From 898-6254: u in high school?
From 498-4244: Yes. Are you?
From 898-6254: yep. senior actually.
From 498-4244: Me too.
From 898-6254: schweeeeeet. wut class are u in liek right now?
From 498-4244: I’m in Biology 2.
From 898-6254: ur shitting me.
From 498-4244: Um, no. I’m not.
From 898-6254: I’m in FREAKING BIOLOGY 2 TOO. YOU GOT KURENAI?
From 498-4244: Oh, god.
From 898-6254: wut?
From 498-4244: Uh, quick question: How did the Chili’s ordeal go? You know?
From 898-6254: oh, that? fine i guess. actually saw a couple of chicks i knew and it
kinda got awwwkward. sorry I though u were a dude before, btw. anyways, U GOT
KURENAI?!
From 498-4244: I have to go.
From 898-6254: wut?! u can’t just leave me hanging! yo!
From 898-6254: dude.
From 898-6254: I mean, chick.
From 898-6254: come on. at least tell me ur name. we could possibly go to the
same freaking school!
From 898-6254: hellooooo?
From Hinata: SHIT, YOU GUYS.
From Sakura: WHOA! police. Hinaaaaaaata? CUSSING?
From Ino: I KNOW. geez, what’s the rush, girl? school let out like, two minutes ago.
u could just come find us.
From Hinata: I am SO slow! I should have figured this out yesterday when we were
at Chili’s! GOD I am an idiot!
From Sakura: dude, slow down. You’re giving me chills. WHAT?
From Ino: srsly.
From Hinata: Ino, PLEASE go to Wheel of Fortune and buy some freaking vowels.
Shitshitshitohshit.
From Sakura: DUDE. CHILL. AND STOP USING NON-HINATA VOCABULARY.
From Ino: okay! vowels! Look! Now SPILL. WHAT HAPPENED?!
From Hinata: NARUTO IS THE UNKNOWN NUMBER. THE STRANGER THAT TEXTED
ME THE OTHER DAY.
From Sakura: damnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
From Ino: are you SURE?!
From Hinata: I’d bet baby. He was AT Chili’s right? He HAS Bio 2 with me!
Shikamaru, Sauske, Neji, and Karin were the only other ones there. Shikamaru’s too
lazy to text and we have Neji and Sasuke’s numbers. It’s Naruto.
From Sakura: WOW.
From Ino: well…at least you don’t talk to him.
From Hinata: Um…he texted me again today.
From Sakura: WHAT?!
From Ino: WTH?! WHEN?!
From Hinata: In Biology.
From Sakura: AGAIN?!
From Ino: he so fancies you.
From Hinata: Um, can we please not go there?
From Sakura: Oh, I forgot.
From Hinata: WHAT?
From Sakura: u love him.
From Ino: at least, you DID.
From Hinata: I do not! I mean, I DID not!
From Sakura: Denial?
From Ino: Denial.
From Hinata: Oh gosh, that was SUCH a long time ago!
From Sakura: actually, that was only like…what? Fourth grade?
From Ino: third.
From Hinata: See? I was only eight; not sane enough to comprehend a crush.
From Ino: riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
From Hinata: You know what?! At least I am not smitten with a Physics nerd!
From Sakura: shut up, hina! YOU’RE a physics nerdette too.
From Ino: HA.
From Hinata: …well at least I’m not in love with our high school’s heartthrob.
From Sakura: I am NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM ANYMORE.
From Ino: uh oh. you. did. not.
From Hinata: I think I did.
From Sakura: you are SO dead when you come out to the parking lot! Get out here!
NOW.
From Hinata: Yeah! At least I didn’t DATE the guy for six months only to dump him
with no warning!
From Sakura: ugh. you KNOW that was because I SAW him kissing karin!
From Ino: sakura, he apologized! and you know that slut forced herself onto him.
any girl would.
From Sakura: moving on…
From Ino: fine with me.
From Hinata: so…what do we do about naruto?
From Ino: GASP. I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT-BEYOND-BRILLIANT IDEA.
From Hinata: What?
From Sakura: DO spill!
From Ino: GET HIM TO SPY FOR US!
From Hinata: WHAT?!
From Sakura: WTF?! YOU’RE KIDDING ME.
From Ino: i’m not! think about it! HE wants to talk to Hinata really bad, it seems.
she can humor him and eventually get him to spill all he knows about sasuke and
karin. anddd…
From Hinata: You want him to spy for you and Nara.
From Sakura: Oh, GODS.
From Ino: …well, duh. it’s a win-win situation.
From Hinata: That’s shallow.
From Ino: HINA!
From Hinata: No. What are we supposed to spy on them FOR?!
From Ino: get more info of sasuke and karin and see if sakura has a chance. And
uh…find out what kind of girl nara likes?
From Hinata: I doubt a Physics geek would like someone of your cheerleading
caliber, Ino.
From Sakura: I don’t know, ino.
From Ino: Come ON. And so what? Neji’s her cousin; it’s not like she can REALLY
get into any deep shit.
From Hinata: Glamorous vocabulary.
From Sakura: fine. i’m in.
From Ino: Great. Welllllllll?
From Hinata: No.
From Sakura: HINATA!
From Ino: PLEASE?!
From Hinata: Guys, I just think it’s a little shallow. Wait, no. A LOT shallow. We are
just in way over our heads with this. Naruto’s not a thing we can just use.
From Sakura: Said the girl who’s still in love with himmmmmm
From Hinata: I AM NOT!
From Sakura: kay.
From Ino: hahaha!
From Hinata: …fine. But I swear, if we get caught, I’m dumping the blame on you
guys.
From Sakura: fine by me.
From Ino: and me.
From Tenten: what are you talking about?! god! ino, i’m waiting by the car!
From Hinata: TENTEN?!
From Sakura: TENTEN?! YOU’RE HERE?!?!?!
From Ino: oh. sorry! Forgot.
Gasp! What will happen of this ShikaIno foreshadowing?! What is the
Karin+SasuSaku history?! Where will just-visiting Tenten play a part in all
of this?!

Oigh. Sorry the chapters are so short, but I kind of like them like this. Hee.

				
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