How to identify a Geek?
Ok been restless lately I need to write something that bugging me for quite some time now. Yes,
I am a certified bad ass geek, totally immerse with gadgets and anything geeky. I stashed several
PC computers for my gaming addiction particularly Alienware which I modded and overclock , I
purchased the latest MacBook Air just for this article graphics practice in Photoshop. I speak
HTML, PHP and code in Perl, C, C++ and many other languages. Just like many typical geek I
don’t sport corrective and thick lens glasses, I’d rather fake to have a 20/20 vision wearing cool
looking gunnars glasses in front of hot babes than wearing those. I am not wearing lose fitting
see my butt pants and goth style shirts and blings either.
With all the latest gadget in hand - the typical geek, a slouch posture and I don't take a hair cut
attitude, manga, and cosplayer look :-)
A typical geek slouch carte blanche, visible receding hairline like my friend JP (he knows who
he is when he read this article), windy days or cosplay look haircut , hard calloused palms and
red eyed. While I have some of these features I look like a corporate slave more like James Bond
look hahahahaha. Geek sometimes have narcissistic tendencies unlike some geek SOB with
G.L.P.T.D. (Gaming Losers with Post Traumatic Disorder) Codi or Lo :-D… U mad Bro?
Geek with Sporcle-itis and screenior citizens love the WII and XBOX but me I hate it, the WII
reminds me of those pesky TSA agents groping my hardened junk and the XBOX is designed for
sissies and most preferred by Hicks :-D.
Most young music loving geek love Beiber and buy their labels - Oh yeah... the catchy
harmonious sound makes me scratch my balls. I can pay for my MP3s but most bad ass geek like
me preferred Usenet and TPB as DL warez source.
Geek Fundamentalist/Rightist? Are you?
Bald (not bad) hair day :-)...receding hairline the alpha male of the homo erectus clan, large
front teeth, long cranium, large forehead, and wide and strong jaws affected by too much
trolling of pr0n site. Prefer a jpeg chicks than a real chicks..
Just like those geeks portrayed in movies and media, most geeks smoke a lot and they stink. But
me, I prefer decent wear from Prada and never heard before brand companies that I stumbled in
my travels. But not Abercombe I disgusted the brand name sound gayness. I love to smell good
than reeking with nicotine. I love only two parfum; one from Bvlgari Classics from Bvlgari and
the other is L'eau Bleue d'Issey Eau Fraiche from Issey Miyake. I hate wearing watches but I
love collecting unique watches for my fiancée.
I can afford a top of the line cars but I prefer riding downtown with my globe bike. Who says
that all nerd and geeks is a fat ass burger gulping bag of lard?
Someone you can relate? World Domination - Introducing the Geek Terrorist.
Too much h3x skillz will kill you, LOIC, and laser mounted shark. You can not arrest an
idea...Expect us. @anonymous - just kidding here...Don't Taze me bro . Stealth, shark with laser
death ray and a genius geek.
Geeks or those who pretend to be cool geeks played WoW, I’d say fat bellied in their mommas
basement douche bag only waste their time on this game … I’d rather waste it by playing as
Guybrush Threepwood. Real geeks love real RPG, like Diablo and good storyline strategy game
like Heroes of Might and Magic.
I know I am bad ass gadget loving geek but I bought my gadgets from blood coltan and conflict
free site like newdogz.com and I do not support the Terrorist :-)
Lastly, I am lousy geek newbie/wannabe writer; I am more a bad ass and technical geek than a
surgically correct in every verb/adverb writer.
Skate or Die...Attack of the evil geek . Dexterity -10, Charisma - 10, Strength - 10, Alignment - Chaotic-
Neutral and Mojo -10?
Geek picture depictions in this article are purely fictional in nature. Any depictions living or dead
are not intentional. They are the product of my wild imaginations. If it relates to you then it must
be you eh.
So how about you? Which geek are you in the pictures?
Post it in the comments sections please.