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Wax the ceiling                 - Whine                       - Get your dog braces
- Rearrange political           - Rake your carpet            - Shave a shrub
campaign signs                  - Re-elect Richard Nixon      - Have a proton fight
- Sharpen your teeth            - Critique "Three's           - Watch a car rust
- Play Houdini with one of      Company"                      - Quiver
your siblings                   - Listen to a painting        - Rotate your carpet
- Braid your dog's hair         - Play with matches           - Learn to type...with your
- Clean and polish your belly   - Buff your cat               toes
button                          - Race ferrets                - Set up your Christmas tree
- Water your dog...see if he    - Paint your house...Day-     in April
grows                           Glow Orange                   - Be someone special
- Wash a tree                   - Have a formal dinner at     - Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
- Knight yourself               White Castle                  - Mail it to a friend
- Name your child Edsel         - Read Homer in the original - Go back to square one
- Scare Stephen King            Greek                         - Factor your social security
- Give your cat a mohawk        - Learn Greek                 number
- Purr                          - Change your mind            - Take the fifth
- Mow your carpet               - Change it back              - Memorize a series of
- Play Pat Boone records        - Watch the sun...see if it   random numbers
backwards                       moves                         - Read the 1962 Des Moines
- Vacuum your lawn              - Build a pyramid             white pages
- Sleep on a bed of nails       - Stand on your head          - Join the Foreign Legion
- DON'T toss and turn           - Stand on someone else's     - Learn Sanskrit
- Boil ice cream                head                          - Exist...existentially, of
- Run around in squares         - Spit shine your Nikes       course
- Think of quadruple            - See how long you can stay - Print counterfeit
entendres                       awake                         Confederate money
- Speak in acronyms             - See how long you can        - Kick a cabbage
- Have your pillow X-rayed      sleep                         - Take a picture
- Drink straight shots...of     - Paint your teeth            - Put it back
water                           - Wear a salad                - Sandpaper a mushroom
- Calmly have a nervous         - Speak with a forked tongue - Play solitaire...for cash
breakdown                       - Paint stripes on a lake     - Abuse your patio furniture
- Give your goldfish a perm     - Ski Kansas                  - Run for Pope
- Fly a brick                   - Sleep in freefall           - Count to a million...fast
- Play tag...on West 35th       - Kill a Joule                - Make a schematic
Street                          - Test thin ice...with a pogo drawing...of a rock
- Exorcise a ghost              stick                         - Commit seppuku...with a
- Exercise a ghost              - Apply for a unicorn         paper knife
- Be blue                       hunting license               - Revert
- Be red                        - Do a good job               - Think shallow thoughts
- But don't be orange           - Crawl                       - Starch your shoes
- Plant a shoe                  - Invite the Mansons over for - Polish your Calvin's
- Sweat                          dinner                         - Contemplate a cockroach
- Give a Rorschach test to       - Paint your windows           - Get a dog to chase your car
your gerbil                      - Watch a watch until it       - Let him catch it
- Turn                           stops                          - Investigate the Czar
- Write a letter to Plato        - Flash your goldfish          - Form a political party
- Mail it                        - Paint                        - Climb a sidewalk
- Take your sofa for a walk      - Flirt with an evergreen      - Have a political party
- Start                          - Smile                        - Get diagonal...with a good
- Stop                           - Rotate your garden...daily   friend
- Dial 911 and breathe           - Paint a smile                - Ride a loaf of bread
heavily                          - Shoot a fire hydrant         - Sharpen a carrot
- Go to a funeral...tell jokes   - Apologize to it              - Interrogate a gerbil
- Play the piano...with          - Pretend you're blind         - Go bow hunting for Toyotas
mittens on                       - Annoy yourself               - Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
- Scheme                         - Get mad at yourself          - Jump back
- Sit                            - Stop speaking to yourself    - Play to lose
- Stay                           - Be a side effect             - Scalp a street light
- Water your family room         - Ride a bicycle...up Mt.      - Have your car
- Cause a power failure          McKinley                       painted...plaid
- Roll over                      - Duck                         - Read a tomato
- Play dead                      - Redecorate...your garage     - Sharpen your sleeping skills
- Find a witch                   - Develop a complex            - Watch a game show...take
- Burn her                       - Join the Army...be           notes
- Donate your brother's body     someone simple                 - Put out a fire
to science                       - Try harder                   - If you can't find a fire, make
- Ask why                        - Hit the deck                 one
- Wriggle                        - Put leg-warmers on your      - Interview a cloud
- Regress                        furniture                      - Play tiddlywinks...go for
- Sleepwalk without sleeping     - Cut the deck                 blood
- Try to join Hell's Angels      - Crumple                      - Play basketball...in a
by mail                          - Translate Shakespeare into   minefield
- Wonder                         English                        - Don't talk to things
- Be a square root               - Skydive to church            - Draw Lewis structures on
- Ask stupid questions           - Cheer up a potato            your ceiling
- Weld your car doors shut       - Do aerobic exercises...in    - Have your cat bronzed
- Spew                           your head                      - Have your gerbil gilded
- Vacation at Three-Mile         - Play cards with your         - Write books about writing
Island                           swimming pool                  books
- Surf Ohio                      - Pinstripe your driveway      - Create random equations
- Teach your pet rock to play    - Play Kick the Fire Hydrant   - Mispell words
dead                             - Harness chipmunk power       - Tell your feet a joke
- Go bowling for small game      - Build a house with ice       - Throw a tomato into a fan
- Be a monk...for a day          cubes                          - Sing the ABC song
- Wear a sweatband to your       - Call London for a cab        backwards
wedding                          - Mug a stop sign              - Pretend you're a dog
- Staple                         - Change your name...daily     - Dial-a-prayer and argue
- Run away                       - Go for a walk in your attic   with it
- Intimidate a piece of chalk    - Challenge your neighbor to    - Grease the doorknobs
- Abuse the plumbing             a duel                          - String up a room
- Bend a florescent light        - Build a house out of          - Stack furniture
- Bend a brick                   toothpicks                      - Relive fond memories
- Annoy total strangers          - Howl                          - Tie your shoelaces together
- Let the best man win           - Wear a lampshade on your      - Gargle
- Believe in Santa Claus         head                            - Count your teeth with your
- Throw marshmallows             - Memorize the dictionary       tongue
against the wall                 - Stomp grapes in the           - Decay
- Hold an ice cube as long as    bathtub                         - Find your half-life
possible                         - Find a bug and chase it       - Design a better toilet seat
- Adopt strange mannerisms       - Make yourself a pair of       - Shred a newspaper
- Blow up a balloon until it     wings                           - Have a headache
pops                             - Be immobile                   - Scratch
- Sing soft and sweet and        - Dance 'til you drop           - Sniff
clear                            - Check under chairs for        - Hatch an egg
- Sing loud and sour and         chewing gum                     - Play air guitar
gravely                          - Squish a loaf of bread        - Act profound
- Open everything                - Moo                           - Spill
- Balance a pencil on your       - Bounce a potato               - Spell
nose                             - Outmaneuver your shadow       - Stare
- Pour milk in your shoes        - Climb the walls               - Truncate
- Write graffiti under the rug   - Appreciate everything         - Slouch
- Embarrass yourself             - Challenge yourself to a       - Develop hearing problems
- Grind your teeth               duel                            - Put your feet behind your
- Chew ice                       - Make napalm                   head
- Count your belly button        - Tattoo your dresser           - Tie bows in everything
- Sit in a row                   - Watch a bowling ball          - Hold your hand
- Stack crumbs                   - Buy some diapers              - Watch the minute hand
- Gesture                        - Eat everything                move
- Save your toenail clippings    - Begin                         - Grow your fingernails
- Make a pass at your            - Pour milk in the sink         - Pretend you're a telephone
blender                          - Make cottage cheese           - Ring
- Punt                           - Tie-dye your sheets           - Radiate
- Make up words that start       - Carpet your ceiling           - Skip
with X                           - Hold your earlobes            - Play hopscotch...with real
- Make oatmeal in the            - Fold your earlobes            scotch
bathtub                          - Flap                          - Clock the velocity of your
- Search for the Lost Chord      - Squawk                        REMs
- Chew on a sofa cushion         - Read tea leaves               - Put your shoes on the
- Sing a duet                    - Analyze the Koran             opposite feet
- Balance a pillow on your       - Be Buddha                     - Cross your toes
head                             - Award yourself a Nobel        - Roll your tongue
- Hold your breath               Peace Prize                     - Crystallize
- Faint                          - Plug in the cat               - Baby oil the floor
- Stretch                        - Turn on everything            - Hide
- Flash your mailman             - Drop pebbles down the         - Attack innocent bunnies
- Teach your TA English          chimney                         - Declare war
- Learn to speak Farsi           - Turn off your neighbor        - Destroy a tree
- Swear in Russian               - Kill a plant                  - Hide the scrabble bag
- Use an eraser until it goes    - Buy a 1931 Almanac            - Seduce your stick shift
away                             - Memorize the weather          - Wink
- Disassemble your car           section                         - Memorize the periodic table
- Put it together inside out     - Think lewd thoughts about     - Mummify
- Record your walls              yourself                        - Pretend you're a roadie
- Interview your feet            - Blow bubbles                  - Buy a Ginsu knife
- Make a list of your favorite   - Send chills down your         - Collect electrons
fungi                            spine                           - Correct typos that aren't
- Sell formaldehyde              - Peel grapes                   there
- Repeat                         - Make paper from the skins     - Polish your neck...use
- Ad lib                         - Bloat                         Pledge
- Fade                           - Catch them with your
- File your teeth                radiator
                                 - Get run over by a train of
                                 thought
                                 - Make up famous sayings
                                 - Bite your pinkie
- Recopy the Bible substituting your name         - Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
for God                                           - Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation
- Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car       Organization)
- Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands   - Play nuclear chicken with a small third
on all four feet                                  world nation
- Count the bags under Walter Mondale's           - Raise professional certified racing turnips
eyes                                              - Give your grandmother a raise and another
- Unscrew all the lightbulbs and rearrange        day of paid vacation
the furniture                                     - Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the
- Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending        I.C.U.
- Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e.           - Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
"Drink milk")                                     - Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and
- Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your          drive in anyway
grandmother                                       - Send President Reagan an alarm
- Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong       clock...wind it up first
- Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov             - Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
Cocktail                                          - Send your goldfish to obedience school
- Learn everything there is to know about         - Free the oppressed toasters of America
the Holy Roman Empire                             - Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
- Make a drive-in window at your local            - Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
bank where there wasn't one before                - Park your car...with a friend
- Walk on water...but don't get caught            - Park your car...with a group of friends
- Confess to a crime...that didn't happen         - Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
- Be in the wrong place at the right time         - Place it on the wall of your office
- Plot the overthrow of your local School       - Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 =
Board                                           population...solve for x)
- Request covert assistance from the CIA        - Contribute to the population problem
- Discover the source of the Mississippi        - Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you
- Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska      to see The Who" and a peace sign
- Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress - Practice the Aztec method of heart
shoes                                           removal on your professor
- Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, - Find out who made the super glue
that is                                         commercials and give them your Ginsu
- Drink as much prune juice as you can          knife
- Write a book about your previous life         - Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell
- Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres the same stuff anyway
- Jump up and down...on your alarm clock - Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay
- Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins the night
- Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels     - Play with anything that looks interesting
- Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in - Drop piston engines on two people and see
a marshmallow                                   who squishes first
- Drive the speed limit...in your garage        - See if your goldfish can live in Coors
- Sing the national anthem...during your        rather than water
calculus final                                  - Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might
- Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna          work
- Pay off the national debt...with a bad        - Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
check                                           - State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow
- Go to a cemetary and verbally abuse dead on bushes")
people                                          - Visit the Architecture building...loudly
- Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas        criticize its design
- Defend your neighborhood from roving          - Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
Mongol hordes                                   - Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages
- Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster      from books you don't like
- See if you really can build a nuclear device - See if diamonds really do cut glass...on
in your own basement                            everything in your neighbor's house
- Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't - Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a
speak English                                   while
- Write to your congressmen, senators,          - See how long you can stare at a
President, etc. to tell them what a good        fluorescent light...try green
- job they're doing...On April 1st              - Bronze your sister's turtle
- Find the heat capacity of your chemistry - See how long it takes for her to notice
professor                                       - See what she does when she notices
- Take apart all your major kitchen             - Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop
appliances...mix and match them                 watering it and try again.
- Turn your TV picture tube upside down         - Increase your territorial holdings by force
- Phone in a death threat on President          - Find out how many ways there really are
Kennedy                                         to skin a cat
- Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets - Boldly go where no man has gone before
- Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks      - Be a threat to the American way of life
- Be planar...but don't tell your parents       - Do research into the cause of World War
- Play hockey with your little cousin...as the   III
puck                                             - Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan
- Make a deal with the devil...but keep your     way of life
fingers crossed                                  - Re-establish the Roman Empire...in
- Put instant concrete in your big brother's     Pittsburgh
waterbed
- Give a lecture on the historical
significance of cream cheese
- Debate politics with a fern
- See how small you can scrunch your face

				
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