I think that song needs more French horn.Is that tuna dolphin-safe?The tires on that truck are too big.There's no place in my home for obscenity!I believe the proper word is "African-American."I'll have the decaf latte, please.William Robert, you appall me.This red wine has a rather cheeky bouquet.I've got two cases of Perrier for the Super Bowl.Fried pig rinds are disgusting.You're watching football? Change the channel -- Oprah is on!Will you go ahead with a home birth if the baby arrives in Paris?Duct tape won't fix that.Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.We don't keep firearms in this house.You can't feed that to the dog.I thought Graceland was tacky.No kids in the back of the pickup; it's just not safe.Wrestling is not real.
Kinky Friedman (Author)
Kinky Friedman lives in a little green trailer somewhere in the hills of Texas. He has five dogs, one armadillo, and one Smith-Corona typewriter. By the time you are reading this, Mr. Friedman may either be celebrating becoming the next governor of Texas or he may have retired in a petulant snit.