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PO Box 205, Marysville, OH 43040                                                                                  Telephone: 937-671-1684

                          We request the honor of your absence to our

Don't mark your calendar, don't get all gussied up and don't come!                                            We don't have
cows or bulls for the rodeo, there won't be any horses except our seven (they will be asleep by the time it doesn't start),
there is no band for the barn dance and we don't have an ox and really, who knows how to roast an ox??

Serendipity Stables (a 501(c)(3) Charitable Organization) provides an
interactive equine program to help autistic children and others deal with
difficulties and health challenges. Our newest program geared toward
military members, veterans and their families is designed to help lessen the
impact of trauma and PTSD.

We will be contacting the following celebrities and requesting that they also not show
up! Please, join them by purchasing a ticket and staying home! All tickets are tax
deductible (since you will receive nothing in return except the satisfaction of supporting a
worthwhile organization)!

Celebrity No-Shows include (listed alphabetically):
Drew Barrymore, Jessica Biel, Jeff Bridges, Garth Brooks, Kix Brooks, Pierce Brosnan, Sandra
Bullock, Nicolas Cage, Kevin Costner, Kaley Cuoco, Sheryl Crow, Taylor Dayne, Ellen DeGeneres,
Johnny Depp, Bo Derek, William Devane, Hilary Duff, Robert Duvall, Carmen Electra, Sam Elliott,
Harrison Ford, Jeff Foxworthy, Morgan Freeman, James Gandolfini, Richard Gere, Mel Gibson, Kelsey
Grammer, Gene Hackman, Jewel, Angelina Jolie, Wynonna Judd, Nicole Kidman, Tommy Lee Jones,
Lyle Lovett, Jenny McCarthy, Reba McEntire, Sarah McLachlan, Alyssa Milano, Willie Nelson, Randy
Owen, Brad Pitt, Dennis Quaid, Robert Redford, Denise Richards, Julia Roberts, Kurt Russell, Tom
Selleck, Jane Seymour, William Shatner, Sylvester Stallone, Randy Travis, John Travolta, Shania
Twain, Betty White, Oprah Winfrey, Reese Witherspoon
Choose from these levels of NON-participation:

 _____ $ 25.00 - I don't have to buy new boots!
 _____ $ 50.00 - Have you seen the price of gasoline?
 _____ $100.00 - I can't (won't) dance – don't make me!
 _____ $200.00 - I don't have to buy a new dress and pay for a babysitter!
 _____ $_____ - You fill in the reason – I'm too tired!

All those at the $100 level or higher will be entered into a drawing for non-existent door prizes! Tickets may
be purchased by sending your tax deductible donation to:

                                                        Serendipity Stables
                                                           PO Box 205
                                                       Marysville Ohio 43040

or by donating on-line at our website: WWW.SERENDIPITYSTABLES.ORG

Please let us know if you would like to schedule a time to come out and see us in action –
however DO NOT come to the event because we are not showing up either!
     Physical Address: 21721 SR 47, West Mansfield, OH 43358                                          Serendipity Stables is a 501(c)(3) Charitable Organization                                     

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