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					                                                 The Knoll News
                                                        The Leisure Knoll Association
                                                         1 Buckingham Drive North
                                                           Manchester, NJ 08759

                                                                 July 2011

LEISURE KNOLL   “The Official Newspaper of The Leisure Knoll Community”        MANCHESTER, NJ

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       Leisure Knoll                                        Special Announcement!                                                          Activities

                                                                                                                                                                             THE KNOLL NEWS JULy, 2011 PAGE 3
       at Manchester                                               Leisure Knoll’s Sizzlin’                                            Our next show will be held on
         Trustees/Officers                                          Summer Beach Party                                             Sunday, July 17th at 2:30 p.m. in the
  The Board of Trustees meets once a month          It’s only hot and humid outside. The PAC has plenty of air conditioning        PAC. It will feature The Crestwood
  on the 2nd Wednesday. The odd numbered        to keep everyone cool while dancing the night away at our July Monthly             Symphonette, which is a group of
 months: 1-January, 3-March, 5-May, 7-July,
   9-September, 11-November the meetings        Dance. Save the date, July 16 and come out to the Indoor Beach Party at            talented musicians who number
  are 7 p.m. in Lakeside Lodge. On the even     the PAC for a night of cool dancing and good company.                              about twenty five. Their repertoire
   numbered months: 2-February, 4-April,            Music is being provided by one of the Knoll’s favorite bands, Piper’s          includes music from the big band
 6-June, 8-August, 10-October, 12-December,     Alley. Lot’s of good summer time music and fun is available to all. There’s        era, broadway, classical and patri-
 the meetings are held at 10 a.m. in Lakeside
                                                nothing but re-runs on the TV and it’s always a good idea to get out of the        otic. You are sure to enjoy their
Lodge. Workshops are held as needed, on the
last Wednesday of each month at 9 a.m. in the   house and party with your friends.                                                 performance. This show is free of
   Association office, all residents welcome.       Tickets are on sale on July 7th in the PAC’s Ceramic Room from 9 AM            charge and no tickets will be printed.
  President                                     to 11 AM and then again from 6 PM to 7 PM in the library to accommodate            It will also be the final show for the
  Charles Gartlan ................ 2012         our working residents.                                                             year. We hope you enjoyed the pre-
  732-657-7577                                      We are only as young as we act! Come on out and enjoy a summer                 vious three.
  Vice President
                                                evening of fun.                                                                        We are actively working on the
  Joe Chociemski ................ 2011                                                                                             storage situation in the PAC for the

                                                             Attention:                                                            clubs and we ask for your patience as
                                                                                                                                   we go along. This is a monumental
  Barbara Gonder ................ 2012
                                                      Dog Owners of Leisure Knoll                                                  task and takes a lot of time and re-
                                                                                                                                   search, but we are sure you will be
                                                    Being a dog owner myself, of         TV show, we would need three or           satisfied with the end result.
  Patricia Shinners .............. 2012
                                                “Archie”, a three year old Cavalier      four other people, besides Tom and            We have received a donation
  Trustee                                       King Charles Spaniel, I know what        me, who would be willing to sign          from the Bible Study and we ap-
  Bill Meehan...................... 2013        kind of “problems” we senior citi-       the release forms, describe their dogs    preciate theirs and all the clubs who
                                                zens often have with our furry best      dangerous or fear-motivated behav-        donate to Activities.
  Trustee                                       friends!                                 ior (excessive barking, scared to
  Joyce Tanzillo .................. 2013                                                                                               We have mentioned in previous
                                                    Archie, recently jumped on top       walk your dog in fear of meeting up       editions of The Knoll News that the
  Trustee                                       of our dining room table, from a         with another dog, or unpredictable        outdoor bulletin board would be up
  Frank Columbo ................ 2012           chair we forgot to push under the        outside or inside behaviors, unruly       and operating but, due to circum-
                                                table, and it cost us $1,500 at Garden   behavior when company comes,              stances beyond our control, we were
         Property Manager
                                                State Vet Hospital, to save his life     etc.) Some people may be on walkers       unable to get it done. I now feel we
           Karen Mesler
                                                after he grabbed my husband’s pill       using a cane or in a wheelchair, and      are confident enough that we can
         Activities Director                    box, hid under the table and ate quite   still need to get their dog outside.      now say, when you receive this edi-
             Ed Bohrer                          a few of Tom’s pills!                    Whatever the situation is, please         tion of The Knoll News it should be
                                                    Tom and I consider ourselves         call me and we can discuss having         up and running.
        Editor - Bill Meehan                    to be attentive doggie parents, but      Cesar Milan help you on camera, if            Looks like all the summer activi-                     this day we thought we would lose        and when he visits The Knoll.             ties are in motion. Bocce, shuffle-
                                                our beloved Archie. By the time               I will gladly bring or mail you      board, golf and softball are all deep
    Distribution Coordinator                    we reached the hospital, in Lincroft,    the “release” form that you would         into their schedules. Enjoy the next
          Joyce Tanzillo                        Archie was bleeding out! Happy           need to be included in the program        couple of months, for you know that
                                                ending is, they saved him! Two IV’s      SHOULD we be chosen.                      there is a monster called winter hid-
 Telephone Numbers & Hours
                                                and poison control calls, he’s home           You would be asked to sign a         ing in the closet.
Association Office 732-657-6661
                                                and Tom and I are now trained not        release, explain you dog’s behavior,          It is with a heavy heart as I write
 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Monday-Friday
                                                to leave pill boxes on either table!     and have a 5 to 7 minute video made       this article, we mourn the passing of
     Gatehouse 732-657-5007                         If I were out of the room, or we     by me and a cameraman, showing            Ursula Sorbera. This dynamic lady
         24 Hours a Day                         were not at home, and we made the        the dog’s bad behavior. I’ll send         brought much joy and happiness to
                                                mistake of leaving something harm-       you the form so you can read what         us over all these years. She will be
      Reservation Committee                     ful on the table, our Archie might not   is required. Then you can decide.         greatly missed. May God bless and
          732-657-4774                          have survived!                                Being the President of the Gar-      hold Ursula in his arms.
        9-11 a.m. Tuesday                           All this to tell you I’ve checked    den Nature Club, I am asking Cesar                                    Ed Bohrer
     Helping Hands Unlimited                    with the Association and was given       to come between March and Novem-
          732-657-7269                          permission to “ask” the Dog Whis-        ber, 2012.
       10-Noon & 2-4 p.m.                       perer, Cesar Milan to come to The             If you or someone you know
         Monday - Friday                        Knoll during 2012, to help our resi-     can use help with a dog’s behavior,
                                                dents with any problems they may         please call, Pappy Surgent, (657-
   Ocean County Handicapped                     be having with their dog or dogs.        2406). ASAP
  Elderly Transportation Service                    Since the “Dog Whisperer” is a            Thank you.
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                                                                                              Michael Freesola, Mayor
 Manchester Fire or First Aid Squad
   911 – Manchester Police                          It’s this time of the year that      tions. The rules say the contractor       by calling 973-273-8090 or checking
     732-657-6111 or 911                        many homeowners are looking to re-       must have their registration number       online at NJConsumerAffairs.Gov/
                                                pair or make improvements to their       displayed on all promotional mate-        LVInfo.htm.
 For Advertising Information                    homes and are looking for honest         rials, including vehicles and con-            The Division of Consumer Af-
Call: Senior Publishing Co.                     and reliable contractors.                tracts and, in addition, the vehicles     fairs reports that they continue to
       1-888-637-3200                               In the very recent past, the State   used must have commercial license         get many complaints about shoddy
                                                Division of Consumer Affairs has         plates.                                   unregistered contractors that show
                                                indicated that despite the fact that         It is the position of the Division    no established business address, who
 Leisure Knoll accepts no responsibility
                                                mandatory registration and licens-       of Consumer Affairs, that in order        have taken money from homeown-
for any advertisements. If there are any        ing has been in effect for over five     to be sure you are not hiring a con-      ers, never completed the work, and
  complaints concerning an advertiser           years, there are still many thousands    tractor who is operating outside the      leaving with no way for the hom-
   please contact them directly. If you         of contractors operating totally out-    law, if indications show that he is not   eowner to recover.
 receive no satisfaction, you can contact       side the law.                            following all the rules listed above,         For your own protection remem-
      your Better Business Bureau                   In addition there are many, that     that you check his status with the        ber the old saying “forewarned is
or the Ocean County Dept. of Consumer
          Affairs in Toms River.
                                                may be registered, but do not follow     State Division of Consumer Affairs        forearmed”.
                                                all of the required rules and regula-

                                                  Knights of Columbus                                                                      Columbiettes
                                                     Council 10022                                                     Dear Sister Columbiettes,            tables. Bring a friend or relative.
                                                                                                                       Summer is in full swing. The         Tables fill up fast, so if you want
                                       We are well into the summer          like to thank all of those who have    weather is beautiful, and we are         to sit with your friends or relatives
                                   season. During the month of July         contributed to the fund. In the June   enjoying summer activities.              call early. Tables reserved on a first
                                   here in Leisure Knoll we will cel-       Knoll News, there was a picture of         In June we had our installation of   come first served basis. Hope to see
                                   ebrate the Installation of Officers of   the Seminarians who received your      our new board. They will take over       your there.
                                   our Council.                             contributions. Three of those Semi-    their position in July.                      The Knights picnic will be Sat-
                                       At the time of this article, not     narians became Priests in Trenton          On August 23, 2011 at 12:30          urday, September 10th. All Colum-
                                   all of the information is available      in June. As noted, you need not        we will have our biggest event of        biettes are invited.
                                   for the event to be held here in The     be a Knight of Columbus to donate      the year. We will be having our              Anyone wishing to join the
                                   Knoll. The information we do have        to the Fund, which will start in the   Tea. This year’s theme is “A Beary       Columbiettes call Dee Davies or
                                   is that the Installation will be held    near future. At the Convention held    Special Tea”. The cost is $12 per        Barbara Liona.
                                   on Saturday July 23rd in the PAC.        in Wildwood, N.J. this past month,     person. We will serve mini sand-             Don’t forget pennies or tabs; we
                                   “Pipers Alley” will supply the music.    the Council received an award for      wiches, salads, dessert, tea, coffee     are still collecting them.
                                   Bruno Masini will Chair the event.       its participation in the Seminarian    and iced tea. There will be chance           Remember our service men
                                   All of the information will be “aired”   Fund. We ask that when the fund        baskets, 50-50’s, door prizes and        and women their families in your
                                   on Channel 15 and in the “Carillon”      begins again, we can have the funds    entertainment. Jerry Schalkoff and       prayers.
                                   as soon as it is available. So mark      to support the young men on their      Cathy Varsolona are chairpersons.            Remember to pray for our sick
                                   that date on your calendar and plan      journey to priesthood. If you missed   Please call and reserve your tables.     friends and family members.
                                   to celebrate with us. This “event”       participating in the Seminarian Fund   Call Mildred White (657-2724) for            God Bless America
                                   will be open to all. We hope you         this year, please send in a donation   tickets, and reservations of your            God Bless Us All
                                   will help support this event.            this time.                                                                                               Dee Davies
                                       In previous articles, we have            We ask all of those who receive
                                   noted the important “Seminarian          the monthly “Carillon” take the time                                            bring your prescriptions.
                                   Fund” sponsored by the Knights of        to read it and mark the events on                                                   For emergency medical condi-
                                   Columbus here in Leisure Knoll.          your calendar.                                                                  tions, 911 should be called. For
                                   On behalf of our Council, Lou                                   Ren Selvaggio                                            medical transport to doctors, etc.
                                   Mattera and John Jones, we would                                                                                         please give us a three-day lead time
                                                                                                                                                            to make arrangements with our vol-
                                                                                                                                                            unteer drivers. For this service, call
                                                                                                                                                            Mary at 657-2114.
                                                                                                                                                                There will be no regular meet-
                                          PAUL DICKSON                                                                                                      ing during the months of July and
                                                                                                                                                            August. All other programs will be
                                         PLUMBING, L.L.C.                                                                                                   available. We will meet again on
                                                                                                                                                            September 6th at 10 a.m. in Lakeside
                                                   N.J. Plumbing License #10933
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                                                                                                                       On May 19th some our members         regarding Helping Hands.
                                                                                                                   attended a luncheon for the Retired          We still need drivers for medical
                                                   New Kitchens and Baths                                          Senior Volunteer Program (RSVP)          transport (657-2114) and workers
                                                   Replace your present bathtub                                    volunteers. We were informed that        for the Supply Center (657-4397).
                                                     with a new shower unit.                                       volunteers in Ocean County saved             Dates to remember
                                                                                                                   a total of $950,000 in this National         July 4th-Office and Supply Cen-
                                                       Winter Vacationers                                          Government Program.                      ter closed
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                                                                                                  To all my friends in Leisure           Dear friends in the Knoll,
                                                                                              Knoll. Thank you for your cards,           Thank you all for your prayers,
                                                                                              visits, phone calls and your concern   telephone calls, cards and support
                                                                                              during my stay in rehab. Your kind-    during my recent illness. I will never
                                   Spring Is Here... Get A Head Start!                        ness is greatly appreciated.           forget.
                                                                                                                        Thank You,                    Bette Jane Osgood
                                   q Powerwashing & Housewashing                                                     Irene Johnson
                                   q Spring Clean-Up
                                                                                                                                         To all my friends and neighbors
                                   q Lawn Care                                                    To All Our Friends in Leisure      in Leisure Knoll:
                                   q Plantings & Designs                                      Knoll                                      Thank you for all the calls, cards
                                                                                                  Noel and I want to express our     and prayers during my two recent
                                   q Drainage - Underground Drain Lines Installed             thanks for your concern, calls, and    stays in the hospital and following
                                   q Paving Stones - Patio - Walkways & More                  prayers during his recent health       recovery. Again, thank you so much.
                                   q Mulch - Top Soil - Stone                                 episode. It is heartwarming to know    God bless you all.
                                                                                              we have so many friends and ac-                          Harley Backstrom
                                   q Shrubs & Hedges - Easy Care Protection                   quaintances at Leisure Knoll. We
                                                                                              are so glad we chose to retire here.
                                             The elemenTs of Design                           Again, thank you and God Bless.            Dear Friends,
                                   No matter what garden style appeals to you,                            Noel and Lucille Blanch        I want to thank you for thinking
                                   a successful landscape requires the use of basic                                                  of me during my recent set-back.
                                   design principles. Knowing these principles and                                                   The food, cards and flowers really
                                                                                                  Dear Friends and Neighbors of      cheered me up. It’s nice to know you
                                   how to use them well will enable you to create
                                                                                              Leisure Knoll:                         are thought of. Again, thanks.
                                   the look and feeling you want.                                 Words cannot express my thanks                              Ann Melillo
                                                                                              and appreciation for all of your ex-
                                   For over 13 years, we’ve built our family                  pressions of condolence by way of
                                   business on relationships and continue to lead the         food, Mass cards, sympathy cards,
                                   Landscape Industry in innovation and quality.              and donations in Joe’s name to Com-
                                                                                              munity Memorial Hospital and St.
                                                          Owner - John Applegate              Jude’s Children Hospital.
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                                            A Face In The Knoll

                                                                                                                                                                                     THE KNOLL NEWS JULy, 2011 PAGE 7
                                                                                             ished school. They had two children         Ursula took the job. She traveled
                                                                                             when Anthony was drafted into the           around to find new dances for her
                                                                                             service. His young wife left her            class. In 1990 she became president
                                                                                             children with her mother and took           of the Monthly Dance Committee.
                                                                                             a job sewing. By the time Anthony           The amazing thing is that until just
                                                                                             returned from the war, Ursula was           before her death she still kept the
                                                                                             making good money and decided to            Monthly Dance going, leading the
                                                                                             keep working. This ambitious girl           line dance the band provided.
                                                                                             then went on to secretarial school.             Five years after Anthony’s death,
                                                                                             In no time at all she was working for       Ursula met Louis Mancuso, a retired
                                                                                             a small sporting goods manufactur-          judge originally from Texas. Theirs
                                                                                             ing company where she supervised            was a beautiful friendship that might
                                                                                             thirty-five men.                            have ended in marriage save for the
                                                                                                 The Sorberas were a happy               stroke that hit Louis, leaving him
                                                                                             couple. They lived in a house facing        blind. Ursula took him into her home
                                                                                             New York City. After a trip to Italy,       and cared for him until his death.
                                                                                             Anthony suggested they move to a            She never forgot how he treated her
                                                                                             place where he wouldn’t have to do          – Like a princess.
                                                                                             lawn work. After searching, they                It seems that this amazing lady
                                                                                             chose Leisure Knoll. At first, Ursula       not only had unusual energy,. but
                                                                                             didn’t like the move, but she enjoyed       was willing to use it for service
                                                                                             the social scene and joined bocce,          to others. She not only served her
    A few months ago, her photo       sula. For thirty years we’ve seen her                  bowling, and shuffleboard. Upon             neighbors, but enjoyed doing it! Her
graced the cover of The Knoll         teaching line dancing, running Bingo                   seeing the rowboats, this energetic         determination and strength were as-
News. Ursula Sorbera would have       games, and organizing the Monthly                      lady was thrilled. It seems she had         sets she has had all her life. Loss of a
reached her 100th birthday in June,   Dance. She was a classy lady who                       been rowing since she was fourteen          loved one had not defeated her. Even
and though we hated to admit it, we   demanded class in those who came                       years old!                                  as she started to fail she came to the
realized that her time with us was    to her dances to be dressed as ladies                      Then tragedy struck! Anthony            dance and smiling, greeted everyone
coming to a close. And now The        and gentlemen.                                         contracted Melanoma, and had only           as they came in the door.
Face In The Knoll will feature this       Ursula, the second eldest of                       six months to live. Ursula took care            True, new people have come to
legendary figure for the last time.   six sisters, was born in Manhattan                     of him and he told her to keep active       take over her jobs, and I’m sure they
    The entertainment community       and raised in Jersey City. She met                     in the various clubs after he was           will do a great job. But we here in
has many stars known by their first   Anthony Sorbera when they both                         gone. True to her promise, that’s just      Leisure Knoll will always remember
name alone – Cher, Madonna, Jewel.    attended Dickinson High School                         what she did! She became treasurer          that great lady who was not only
We here in The Knoll had someone      in Jersey City. Though young, they                     of the Bingo games to start. In 1985        admired, but deeply loved.
known by her first name only – Ur-    were married as soon as Ursula fin-                    a line dancing teacher was needed.                             Rachel Rusbarsky

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                                   Ocean cOunty ROOfing
                                                                                                                   Letter to the Editor:
                                                                                                       I have noticed that the Bible Study Club’s articles have been cut back,
                                     Residential • CommeRCial • industRial                         just to basic information. There aren’t any more interesting articles about
                                                tile • slate • metal • shingles                    God anymore, why? They were very inspiring and interesting. It was just
                                                                                                   so nice to see someone write about the One who gave us breath and life
                                      new Roofs • Reroofs • tear-offs • Flat Roofs                 and our freedom. We are so blessed to live in a free country where there
                                      siding • soffits • Gutters Cleaned & Repaired                is freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and supposedly freedom of
                                               Power Washing • solar energy                        the press. These articles were not of one religion, they were of One God,
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                                          locally owned & operated since 1985                      these articles. There is freedom for all the other clubs to write what they
                                     Fully licensed & insured (lic # 13VH04258400)                 wish, so why is God singled out? Is it not politically correct to speak of
                                                    installation & Repairs                         God in this private paper of The Knoll? These articles only spoke of The
                                                                                                   Truth and only what the Bible says, it did not push any religion, only what
                                                military & senior discounts                        God’s Word says. What is happening to America, the land of the Free, that
                                           call now for a fRee estimate!                           was started under God? We have to stand up for God if you want Him to
                                                                                                   stand up for you. If we keep closing the door on God, He will not be there
                                                                                                   for our country, and believe me, we need Him. Just look at the generation
                                        guaRanteeD LOWeSt PRiceS                                   that has been brought up without God, which would you rather have?
                                                                                                   Thank Him for all your blessings and let’s keep Him alive in The Knoll.
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                                                                                                        As of this writing, the A.C. Bus    the Italian American Club, Ursula
                                                                                                   Trip will be on Monday, August 1st,      Sorbera, who died on June 1st, only
                                                                                                   but the casino that the Club will be     a few days before her 100th birthday.
                                                                                                   going to has not been determined.             Ursula was an incredibly amaz-
                                                                                                   Consequently, for all interested in      ing woman whose stamina never
                                                                                                   this trip, please watch for informa-     seemed to wane…until very re-
                                       Brand New Ship - Round Trip from Bayonne                    tion on Channel 15 or call Jo Corona.    cently. Her contributions and legacy
                                                                                                        After the summer’s hiatus, our      to Leisure Knoll are evident in the
                                                    SouTherN CArIbbeAN                             monthly general membership meet-         monthly dances that she organized,
                                                                                                   ings will resume on Friday, Septem-      in the teaching of Line dancing and,
                                                 Celebrity Cruise New Silhouette                   ber 16th. Hope we’ll see you then.       until a year or so ago, in the organiz-
                                               November 30th - 12 nights from Bayonne                   F.Y.I. Yankee baseball fans: In     ing of our Bingo games. I am sure,
                                                   $1299.00 pp including taxes                     1973 Joe Di Maggio became the            without a doubt, that over her many
                                                                                                   spokesperson for the Mr. Coffee          years of residency in The Knoll that
                                                                                                   brand. However, the real “Mr. Cof-       many other contributions can be
                                             New YeArS CruISe!!                                    fee” is Vince Marotta who invented       attributed to her. Several times Ur-
                                                                                                   the world’s first coffee maker.          sula commented to me that she felt
                                          December 30th - January 6th                                   “Fear prophets and those pre-       the residents of The Knoll were her
                                   Bayonne, NJ Roundtrip to Florida & Bahamas                      pared to die for the truth, for as a     family and in gratitude she wanted to
                                                                                                   rule they make many others die with      reciprocate their caring and affection
                                        from $935.00 pp including taxes                            them, often before them, at times        in whatever manner she was able…
                                                                                                   instead of them.”…Umberto Eco            and, she succeeded in doing so.
                                                                                                        May we all have a happy, hearty          Not only will the Italian Ameri-
                                       beLGIuM & hoLLANd rIverboATING                              and healthy July 4th, as well as all     can Club miss a valuable member,
                                        April 6-14, 2012 Tulip Time & Floriade                     of July’s summer days…we earned          but all of Leisure Knoll has lost the
                                                                                                   them after this past long, long win-     Grand Dame of Entertainment. In
                                     9 day cruise including airfare, $2995.00 pp                   ter!                                     essence, Ursula was a remarkable
                                                                                                                ~~~~~~~~~~                  woman whose 100 years of life will
                                                                                                        It is with a great deal of sad-     be remembered and reminisced
                                                   TRAvEL PLAzA                                    ness that I report the death of a very
                                                                                                   dynamic and beloved member of
                                                                                                                                            about for many years to come.
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                                            in an investigation?                          “DEAR SIR/MADAM: I REP-              You then reship them to the thieves,
                                                 Thousands of con artists, grift-    RESENT THE RECENTLY DE-                   who will fence them overseas. Or
                                            ers, fraudsters, and other denizens      POSED MINISTER OF AGRICUL-                you’re transferring stolen funds from
                                            of the dark are trolling for victims     TURE FOR NODAMBIZIA, WHO                  one account to another to obscure the
                                            online. Can you recognize online         HAS EMBEZZLED 30 MILLION                  money trail.
                                            fraud when you see it? Here’s a          DOLLARS FROM HIS STARV-                        The risk: Sure, you can make
                                            quick guide to the Top 5 scams and       ING COUNTRYMEN AND NOW                    big bucks for a while. But after a
                                            schemes you’re most likely to find       NEEDS TO GET IT OUT OF THE                few months, you’re going to look
                                            on the ‘Net.                             COUNTRY...”                               inside your bank account and find it
    The Leisure Knoll Computer                   1. Auction Fraud - The setup:            The letter says the scammers         cleaned out. Worse, when the feds
Club meets the second, third and            Online auction fraud accounts for        are seeking an accomplice who will        come looking for the scammers,
fourth Monday of each month at 10           three-quarters of all complaints         transfer the funds into their account     you’re the one they’re going to nail.
a.m. in the Lakeside Lodge. Unless          registered with the FBI’s Internet       for a cut of the total--usually around         The question you have to ask
preempted by a holiday, inclement           Crime Complaint Center (formerly         30 percent. You’ll be asked to travel     yourself: Why can’t these people
weather or the repair of the rooftop        the Internet Fraud Complaint Cen-        overseas to meet with the scam-           receive their own darn mail?
on The Empire State Building, we’ll         ter). There are many types of eBay       mers and complete the necessary                5. “Congratulations, You’ve
be there. Stop in and check us out. If      chicanery, but the most common one       paperwork. But before the transac-        Won an Xbox (IPod, plasma TV,
you like what you see then why not          is where you send in your money and      tion can be finalized, you must pay       etc.)” - The setup: You get an e-mail
join us? Maybe you are just what we         get nothing but grief in return.         thousands of dollars in “taxes,”          telling you that you’ve won some-
need to make you like us.                        What actually happens: You          “attorney costs,” “bribes,” or other      thing cool--usually the hot gadget
                                            never get the product promised, or       advance fees.                             du jour, such as an Xbox or an IPod.
    Today’s topic is the top Five           the promises don’t match the prod-            What actually happens: There’s       All you need to do is visit a Web site
 Online Scams That Concern Us               uct. The descriptions may be vague,      no minister and no money--except          and provide your debit card number
                Today                       incomplete, or completely fake. One      for the money you put up in advance.      and PIN to cover “shipping and han-
          by Matt Bernardi                  scammer accepted bids for Louis          Victims who travel overseas may           dling” costs.
     Before I start, I just want to state   Vuitton bags that she didn’t own,        find themselves physically threat-             What actually happens: The item
how important it is to ALWAYS log           and then scoured the Internet look-      ened and not allowed to leave until       never arrives. A few months later,
off the internet between each session       ing for cheap knockoffs that cost less   they cough up the cash. (FYI, “419”       mystery charges start showing up on
no matter how short or how long you         than the winning bid. She managed        is named for the section of Nigeria’s     your bank account. The only thing
plan to be away from your computer.         to collect at least $18,000 from bid-    penal code that the scam violates.)       that gets shipped and handled is your
Hackers are like terrorists. They are       ders before she got nailed. A buyer           The risk: Serious financial loss--   identity. (A more benign variation on
always standing by, waiting for you         thought he’d purchased a portable        or worse. Victims of Nigerian letter      this scam drives you to a site where
to invite them in. That being said,         DVD player for $100, but what he         fraud lose $3000 on average, accord-      you’re asked to cough up your con-
let’s get down to the subterranean          got instead was a Web address for        ing to the FBI. Several victims have      tact info and agree to receive spam
level where all parasites, hackers and      a site where he could buy a player       been killed or gone missing while         from advertisers until unwanted
low lives hang out like bats while          for a $200 discount. The stories are     chasing a 419 scheme.                     e-mail is coming out of your ears.)
waiting to infiltrate computers like        virtually endless.                            The question you have to ask              The risk: Identity theft, as well
yours and mine.                                  The risk: You get ripped off,       yourself: Of all the people in the        as lost money if you don’t dispute
     The following data comes to us         losing time and money. If you spill      world, why would a corrupt Afri-          the charges.
direct from Dan Tyran of PC World           the beans about the scam, the seller     can bureaucrat pick me to be his               The question you have to ask
Magazine. Dan stated in his March           may retaliate by posting negative        accomplice?                               yourself: When did I enter a contest
9, 2005 report that:                        eBay reports about you using phony            4. Postal Forwarding/Reship-         to win an Xbox (iPod, plasma TV,
     You might think Web surfers            names.                                   ping Scam - The setup: You answer         etc.)?
have started to wise up to Internet              The question you have to ask        an online ad looking for a “corre-             Get the idea people? I’d say
rip-offs. But you’d be wrong. Here’s        yourself: Who in their right mind        spondence manager.” An offshore           that Dan Tyran of PC World Maga-
how scammers are trying to dupe             would sell a $200 bag for $20?           corporation that lacks a U.S. address     zine certainly did an excellent job of
you today.                                       2. Phishing Scams - The setup:      or bank account needs someone to          getting his point across, didn’t he?
     According to a December 2004           You receive an e-mail that looks like    take goods sent to their address and      We really don’t have to be a Rocket
report by the FBI and the National          it came from your bank, warning you      reship them overseas. You may also        Scientist to figure out how these
White Collar Crime Center research          about identity theft and asking that     be asked to accept wire transfers         predators try to eat us up and spit us
firm Gartner estimates that nearly          you log in and verify your account       into your bank account, then trans-       out as Frank Sinatra would have said
10 million Americans were hit by            information. The message says that       fer the money to your new boss’s          had he been here to say it.
online fraudsters last year--largely        if you don’t take action immediately,    account. In each case, you collect a           From now on let’s just do it to
due to a wave of phishing e-mails           your account will be terminated.         percentage of the goods or amount         them before they do it to us. It’s im-
seeking to steal users’ identities.              What actually happens: Even         transferred.                              perative that we put the shoe on the
     In fact, phishing attacks seem         though the e-mail looks like the real         What actually happens: Products      other foot and stomp those vermin
to be the new, hot scam. Scammers           deal, complete with authentic logos      are purchased online using stolen         right back to the stone age where
send you an e-mail that tries to lure       and working Web links, it’s a clever     credit cards--often with identities       they belong.
you to a legitimate-looking Web             fake. The Web site where you’re told     that have been purloined by phish-
site where you’ll be asked to enter         to enter your account information
personal information. The thing is,         is also bogus. In some instances,
it’s all fake; and if you fall for it,      really smart phishers direct you to
someone is ready to take your Social        the genuine Web site, then pop up a
Security Number and start opening           window over the site that captures
credit card accounts.                       your personal information.
     The FBI recently began warn-                The risk: Your account informa-
ing people of scammers posing as            tion will be sold to criminals, who’ll
tsunami-relief organizations. And           use it to ruin your credit and drain
late last month, the FBI warned that        your account. According to Gartner,                          airports • piers
someone out there was even posing           phishing scammers took consumers            snoWbirds - transport yoUr Vehicles to Florida
as the FBI itself--sending a fraudu-        (and their banks, who had to cover
lent e-mail with the subject line “FBI      the charges) for $1.2 billion in 2003.                       SedANS & LuxurY vANS

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people into buying products from a
                                                 The question you have to ask
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separate, fictional scam artist whom        why isn’t my bank calling me in-
the Feds were supposedly on to.
     Confusing? Sure. But just ask
                                            stead of sending e-mail?
                                                 3. Nigerian 419 Letter - The
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                                                              VCR/DVD                                                                    Health & Fitness

                                                               Library                                                                        Club
                                                             *** Happy 4th of July ***                                   We hope all our members and              Our next meeting will be in
                                        Since TV is offering very little in the way of entertainment these days,     friends who attended our meeting         Lakeside Lodge on Tuesday, Sep-
                                    the library is enjoying a surge of residents looking for good movies. AND        on June 21st enjoyed the presenta-       tember 27th, at 7 p.m. A speaker will
                                    we do have a variety – drama, comedy, mysteries, westerns, musicals and          tion by Ron Hyland of the Pines in       be announced as soon as one is con-
                                    documentaries – from the classics to the latest releases. There’s a choice       Whiting. We feel confident that the      firmed. At that meeting we will be
                                    of more than 700 DVDs and 600 VCRs, so you’re sure to find something             tips and exercises he showed us will     asking for a Nominating Committee
                                    to satisfy your preferences.                                                     be most beneficial for our physical      to select a new Board. Each member
                                                                                                                     well-being.                              of the Board serves for 2 years. We
                                       Our newest additions include:                                                     We are pleased to announce that      are hoping to get volunteers for all
                                              All Good Things                 Hereafter                              the Fit and Trim program will again      positions. The Club has been so
                                              Band of Brothers                Rabbit Hole                            commence in September and run            successful that it would be a major
                                                                                                                     through November. The Monday             disappointment to see it fold after so
                                         Just a reminder: We have many VCRs and several DVDs on sale for             class will start on September 12th       much work has been put into it. We
                                    the bargain price of $1 per bag. There just might be some among them that        through November 21st in the PAC at      only meet every three months; it is
                                    you’d like for your “library.” In addition, for the many of you who will be      1 p.m. The Thursday class will start     not hard work and the satisfaction of
                                    “on the road again,” we have books on tape and DVD (James Patterson,             on September 1st through November        having a successful club is enormous
                                    Danielle Steele, Mary Higgins Clark, Jane Austen, Michael Crichton, just         17th in the PAC at 10:30 a.m. The        so, please, volunteer to keep it going.
                                    to name a few). The “books” are priced at $1 each. When you have these           cost for each class is $24. Therefore,       The pool is now open and the
                                    to listen to, instead of “Are we there yet?” you’ll be saying, “Are we there     if you decide to do both the Monday      cool water is a welcome respite
                                    already?” All proceeds are used to purchase additional movies for the library.   and Thursday class, the cost will be     from the hot weather. Swimming is
                                    “Every little bit helps!”                                                        $48. All registration fees are due by    a wonderful exercise. Even if you
                                                                                                                     August 15th. We need a minimum of        cannot do laps, just walking in the
                                       More thanks to all who have donated to the library:                           22 persons per class. If not enough      water helps to ease the aches and
                                              Ingrid & Dan Queen         Virginia Schouten                           people register, the class or classes    pains and keeps us supple. If you’re
                                              Betty Tappan               Shirley Tenaglia                            will have to be cancelled. Please        not water lovers and just enjoy tak-
                                              Nancy VanDerbeek                                                       give or mail your checks to Geoff        ing a leisurely stroll, please try to
                                                                                                                     Sharp, 32 Greenwich Avenue. If you       do so either early in the morning or
                                        The library is open every Thursday from 9-12. C’mon down. We look            have any questions please call Geoff     late afternoon when the sun is not so
                                    forward to seeing you and helping with suggestions for your viewing              (657-5270).                              hot; none of us need to suffer from
                                    pleasure.                                                                                                                 sun stroke!!
                                                                                             Dodie Wright                                                                           Val Marchinetti

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                                                                                                                        Once again we are having Dr.         where it will be much more informal,
                                                                                                                    Karl Coke, from N.C. visit us, to        and you can ask any questions you
                                                                                                                    give us great insight on God’s word.     wish. He will even tell you some
                                                                                                                    Dr. Karl is a world wide Hebrew          jokes, if you want (but don’t get him
                                                                                                                    Scholar, and creator of the Timothy      started)!
                                                                                                                    Program, which is the curriculum              So, just RSVP at 408-0504, so
                                                                                                                    of teachings to become a Pastor at       we can be sure to have enough des-
                                                                                                                    Bible colleges. He also has a Bible      serts. Thank you, and we hope to
                                                                                                                    college in India where many are          see you all. Newcomers are more
                                                                                                                    graduating as pastors and teaching       than welcome. Love to all, and love
                                                                                                                    the word of God in India. He teaches     from us.
                                                        Just Minutes from Leisure Knoll
                                                              in Manchester Plaza
                                                                                                                    at the Evangelical Theology Semi-             P.S. So please come and share
                                                                                                                    nary. His expertise in the original      with us, and also have coffee and
                                                                                                                    languages of the Holy Scriptures         desserts. It is our honor to host Dr.
                                                                                                                    causes the bible to come alive for its   Karl at this time. Then on Saturday
                                                                                                                    readers. All denominations are wel-      he will be in Jackson speaking at
                                                                                                                    come, the teachings are only from        Pastor Ed’s. All are invited, we will
                                                                                                                    the Bible, everything is based on the    tell you more at the meeting. So hope
                                                                                                                    Word of God. There are no doctrines      to see you all on the 15th. We have
                                                                                                                    taught, only the Word of God.            monthly Bible Study every second
                                                                                                                        The meeting will be held at our      Friday of the month with Pastor Ed,
                                                                                                                    home. We are having an open house,       at our home and all are welcome.
                                                                                                                                                                                   Pat & Jim Kerr

                                                                                                                                         Book Discussion
                                                                                                                        Book Discussion will not meet in July and August. The next meeting
                                                                                                                    will be held on Thursday, September 1st at 1:30 p.m. in Lakeside Lodge.
                                                                                                                    The Life of Pi, written by author Yann Martel, will be discussed. Watch
                                                                                                                    both Channel 15 and The Knoll News for additional information.
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                                                                                                               Once again thank you to all of      Rauchback and Grace Ziobro whose
                                                                                                          our loyal friends, neighbors and         voices are a welcome addition.
                                                                                                          families for making our spring con-          To Joan Daly, Clara Marino,

                                                                  Dr. Kimberly Daley
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                                                                                                          wonderful volunteers who sold tick-      miss you; please hurry back.
                                                                                                          ets, 50/50s, and performed countless         For anyone who would like to
                                                                                                          other tasks which go unnoticed.          join The Knollaires for our Holiday
                                         • Corns           • Gout         • Sports Injuries                    A special thank you to Ridge        Concert, rehearsals will begin in
                                         • Bunions         • Arthritis    • Diabetic Foot Care            Realty who added to the excitement.      September. Watch Channel 15 or
                                         • Crooked Toes    • Calluses     • Fungus (Athlete’s Foot)       They donated lovely hanging plants       this column for the dates or contact
                                                                                                          which one lucky member of each           our Membership Chairman, George
                                         • Heel Pain       • Hammertoes   • Orthotics                     audience took home.                      Chang (323-0385).
                                         • Warts           • Heel Spurs   • Dance Injuries                     The Knollaires wish to ac-              See you in the fall. Until then,
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                                                                                                               At our last meeting in May, it
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                                                                                                                                                        We have one event scheduled for
                                                                                                                                                   our 2011 season- Tuesday, October
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                                       341-3355                        uncomfortable or even
                                                                      unbearable, don’t put off
                                                                                                          A.M., Lakeside Lodge.
                                                                                                               At that meeting, the board will
                                                                                                                                                   NJ. (It is part of McCarter Theatre,
                                                                                                                                                   separate building in back of Mc-
                                                                   treatment any longer. Relief is        present a slate to be voted on for the   Carter.)
                                                                       only a phone call away.            end of 2011 and maybe there will be           “Ten Cents a Dance” music by
                                                                                                          some information for 2012.               Rogers and Hart, presented by John
                                                                                                               At our May meeting we voted         Doyle of Broadway’s award winning
                                                                                                          for Joan Preus as our next Vice          Sweeny Todd.
                                                                                                          President.                                    Please bring your checks to this
                                                                                                               Many thanks to Bruce Conlin         meeting. I will have the price of the
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                                               (732) 367-3232                                             our officers are as follows:
                                                                                                               Barbara Fair — President
                                                                                                               Joan Preus — Vice President
                                                                                                                                                   be on Channel 15.
                                                                                                                                                        There are many interesting pro-
                                                                                                                                                   grams coming up, so please attend
                                                 Sales and Service                                             Sophie Garafola — Secretary
                                                                                                               Marion Pluymers — Treasurer
                                                                                                                                                   the meeting.
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                                                                                      “The Fruits of Our Labor”
                                         Now that all our planting is done,   make sure that everyone has their         “Green Acres”? Use your imagina-         located on the bulletin board in
                                    we can admire the fruits of our labor     ticket for the bus prizes. The bus        tion!!                                   Timberland Hall. Karen was an art
                                    by sitting back on the patio in our       leaves the lower parking lot at 9 a.m.        Delight us by volunteering to        teacher and is a very talented lady.
                                    lounge chair or swing, enjoying the       and we will be home approximately         be a model. Call Riki Giglio (323-       We thank her for joining our team
                                    lazy evenings of summer. All of na-       4 p.m.                                    0729) and “sign up!” There are no        and helping us to keep our Garden/
                                    ture, the birds, butterflies, humming          Going back just a bit...our Coun-    rules. The garden runway is all          Nature club interesting and exciting
                                    birds, squirrels, rabbits, chipmunks,     try Garden Tea was once again, spec-      yours. There will be prizes for the      for all our residents and guests.
                                    and yes, even the mosquitos are out       tacular! Marion and Ruth did their        top three entries. Looking forward           Carol Theil is the gal that keeps
                                    there to enjoy it with us. Could life     level best to keep so many surprises      to an afternoon of fun and laughter.     track of “membership” and sends
                                    be any better?                            under lock and key and it worked.             Our second bus trip of 2011 is       out the “sunshine & cheer” cards. If
                                         The Garden/Nature Club has           Thank you, Marion, Ruth and their         to “Sculpture Gardens” on Tuesday,       you know anyone who needs a card
                                    been patiently waiting for July to roll   team for making an ordinary Tues-         September 13th. Even if you’ve been      of encouragement, get well or sym-
                                    around so we can take our first bus       day afternoon in June become a            there before, there are continuously     pathy, please call Carol (323-0278)
                                    trip to “Wells Sweep Herb Farm”.          beautiful memory of beauty, fun and       new sights to see. So mark your          or see her at a meeting.
                                    There we will take in the smell of        surprises.                                calendar now and call Ruth Bernar-           Have you checked out the “pool
                                    acres and acres of lavender in bloom           Pappy’s grandchildren made her       ducci (657-4969) to reserve your         flower pots?” Mickey Pulis and her
                                    and fill our memories with the sight      promise she would give each gold-         seat. Price and lunch menu will be       team wasted no time making the six
                                    of delicate, swaying in the breeze,       fish a name, change the water every       available before our next meeting.       pots a delight for our eyes! Each
                                    lush lavender. I hope you’re one          day and give them a happy home.               Just a reminder, start looking for   lady that went with Mickey to pick
                                    of the lucky bus-load of enthusiasts      Does anyone want to adopt six, cute       your favorite (or grandma’s) APPLE       out the flowers was able to design
                                    making this trip with us. To add fun      little goldfish? Bowl, food, net are      or PUMPKIN pie recipe. October           and plant two pots each. Their
                                    to the trip, we’ve decided to have        all included and its all FREE.            is our PIE tasting contest! We plan      talents are definitely appreciated.
                                    our 50/50 drawing on the bus and               Looking ahead, our Garden Na-        on having some serious fun watch-        Mickey has made up the watering
                                    several door (bus) prizes. Lunch          ture Club’s future holds something        ing our seven MALE pie tasters be        schedule to keep the pots looking
                                    will be served at the lavender fields     new. Tuesday, August 9th, we are          the judges. (Husbands, if your wife      their best until the end of the pool
                                    and we have the basement storage          having our first “Garden Attire”          baked a pie, we’ll find away you         season. Thanks, Mickey.
                                    compartment of the Classic Tour bus       fashion show. We’re asking for vol-       don’t know which one it is.)                 We would be remiss if we didn’t
                                    to bring home new additions to our        unteers to show off the garden attire         If you haven’t visited our Lei-      thank Karen Gartland, especially at
                                    garden (planting again!!)                 they wear or would like to wear in        sure Knoll Garden/Nature Club,           this time of the year, for repainting
                                         On the way there, we’ll have our     their gardens. For some, it’s jeans       plan on the second Tuesday of each       our “GOD BLESS AMERICA”
                                    own “tour guide”, Marion Goldberg         and straw hats, others it’s high boots,   month, at 1 p.m. in our PAC. Our         front lawn sign. We here in The
                                    fill us in on the details of our trip.    or lounging pants or something you        yearly dues are only $3. We’d like to    Knoll are very proud of our country
                                    Pappy, Riki, Ruth, and Zorine will        dare wear if you thought no one was       meet you. So come up to us (Pappy,       and enjoy celebrating July 4th.
                                    pitch in to collect for the 50/50 and     looking. Remember Eva Gabor in            Riki, Ruth and Zorine- we’re the
                                                                                                                        ladies sitting at the front table with   Dates to remember:
                                                                                                                        pink ribbon name tags around our         June 12th – Lavender Fields Bus Trip
                                                                                                                        necks) and introduce yourself.           August 9th – “Garden Attire:” Fash-
                                                                                                                            Karen Czerna has graciously ac-        ion Show
                                                                                                                        cepted our request to be our official    September 13th – Grounds for Sculp-
                                                                                                                        “poster girl.” Starting in August,         ture Bus Trip
                                                                                                                        check out our Garden/Nature square,         See you on the bus!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                      Pappy Surgent
                                                                                                                                                                                        Zorine Iesals

                                                                                                                                                                 we can guarantee you will go home
                                                                                                                                                                 in a happy mood. Coffee and cake
                                                                                                                                                                 will be served as usual, thanks to our
                                                                                                                                                                 cake ladies and our kitchen staff. As
                                                                                                                                                                 mentioned numerous times, you do
                                                                                                                                                                 not have to be a member to attend
                                                                                                                                                                 our meetings.
                                                                                                                                                                     At our October 18 th meeting
                                                                                                                                                                 we will have Steve Berger as our
                                                                                                                                                                 entertainment. Steve entertained
                                                                                                                                                                 at our April meeting. He was sen-
                                                                                                                            As we do not meet for the            sational and agreed to come back
                                                                                                                        months of July and August, our next      for this meeting. Do not miss his
                                                                                                                        meeting will be held on Tuesday,         performance.
                                                                                                                        September 20th at 7:30 p.m. in the           We hope you enjoy the rest of
                                                                                                                        PAC. We will be entertained by the       the summer and hope to see you all
                                                                                                                        incredible Norbert Ludwig. We rec-       in September.
                                                                                                                        ommend you attend this meeting as                                   Ed Bohrer
                                                                                                                       Happy Birthday to:

                                                                                                                       July 1      Jack McPhillips
                                                  AMERICAN IRISH CLUB                                                        3
                                                                                                                                   Joe Langford
                                                                                                                                   Paole Patti
                                                                                                                            11     Anne Ugrovics
                                        Our next meeting will be held on Tuesday, July 5th at 7:30 p.m. in                  23     Danny Queen
                                    the PAC. We will have an ice cream social and the cost will be $5. What                 23     Monica Cherney
                                    could be better than an ice cream social on a warm July evening? Our own                24     Ronnie Watson
                                    Shamrock Chorus will be entertaining us. Come on out and enjoy the ice                  31     Jim Maher
                                    cream and the singing.
                                                                                                                        A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls
                                        News Flash                                                                  into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees
                                        We will be hosting a re-gifted auction and pot luck supper at our regular   that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
                                    meeting on August 2nd at 5 p.m. in the PAC. We ask you to bring something       The doctor replied, “Ma’am, you had twins, a boy and a girl. Your brother
                                    new or nearly new (white elephant type gift) and a food dish for the pot        from Cork came in and named them.” The woman thinks to herself, “Oh
                                    luck supper. Sign up sheets will be at the July 5th meeting. Donation will      no, not my brother…he’s an idiot!” She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the
                                    be $1. For more information please call Mary/Bill (408-1979).                   girl’s name?” “Denise.” “Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it!” What’s the
                                                                                                                    boy’s name?” “Denephew.”
                                        Save The Date
                                        We are planning a celebration on the first Tuesday in September to                                    IRISH BLESSING
                                    celebrate the 10th anniversary of the American Irish Club. This should be a                May you always have work for your hands to do.
                                    spectacular evening and we hope you will plan on joining in on the excite-                     May your pockets always a coin or two.
                                    ment. So mark your calendar – September 6, 2011 and we’ll see you there!                    May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.
                                        Our Halfway Dance will be held on Wednesday, September 28th. Mike                       May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.
                                    Byrne will once again be playing for us not only Irish songs and dances,                     May the hand of a friend always be near you.
                                    but American dance tunes as well. More information will follow in future                 And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
                                    columns.                                                                                                                                   Judy Munster

                                         Happy Anniversary to:                                                                            AMERICAN/IRISH CLUB
                                         July 9     Jean & Joe Layton (1984)                                                                        will host a
                                              10    Monica & Tom Cherney                                                                    REGIFTED AUCTION
                                              15    Vesta & Roland Jones (1951)                                                                        and
                                              16    Evelyn & Geoffrey Sharp (1995)                                                           POT LUCK SUPPER
                                              20    Carolee & Matt Merrigan (2002)                                                                  to be held
                                              26    Anne & Bob Ugrovics (1981)                                                         TUESDAY, AUGUST 2ND, 5 p.m.
                                              28    Terry & Tim Daly                                                                              Donation $1.00
                                              30    Pat & Paole Patti (2010)                                                              Sign up at July 5th meeting
                                                                                                                                    Bring a gift (new/nearly new) and a dish
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                                    take some beautiful pictures of nature.
                                         We hope you all enjoyed the very interesting and helpful information
                                    at the presentation given by Bill Kirms at our last meeting. Thank you Bill!
                                    If you have any questions that were not answered at the time, please come
                                    to our next meeting and we will try to help you. Just bring your camera,
                                    manual and fully charged batteries.
                                         Our meetings are held on the 2nd Thursday of each month at 10 a.m.
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                                      Civil War Encampment
    I find it refreshing to shoot different things
from time to time to get a new perspective
and sharpen my camera skills and eye. My
favorite subjects are sports and wildlife. I
recently photographed a civil war encampment -
completely different than the fast moving subjects
I generally try to photograph. It was a lot of fun.
    Try different techniques and different angles
when shooting new subject matter to gain a new
perspective. Watch out for cluttered backgrounds
and bright objects.
    To give these photos a more authentic look I
converted them from full color to a Sepia tone.
    That’s it for this month. You can email me
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                                                                                                           July Schedule
                                                                                                           July 7 Forge Pond            9 a.m.
                                                                                                           July 14 Golden Pheasant      10 a.m. (throw out 3 holes)
                                                                                                           July 21 Hanover              9:30 a.m.
                                                                                                           July 28 Lakehurst            8:30 a.m.

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                                                                                                           Flight A – 1) June Stamer 21, 2) Carolee Merrigan 22, 3) Sue Carvalho 24
                                                                                                           Flight B – 1) Chris Pellegrino 21, 2) Sharyn Kelly 22
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                                                                                                              Thomson 25
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    We have two great tournaments scheduled for July. On the
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every team capable of winning, so don’t miss it.
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                                                                         ROOFS                      Our club members have either not been trying to fish enough or not been
                                                                                               reporting their success – except for one. On Friday, May 20th, Charlie Gartlan
                                                                    Call for a FREE estimate   and his son, Tom, started late in the day at Island Beach State Park, driving
                                                                          at your home         to the rocks at Barnegat inlet. After catching three small Bluefish by casting
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                                                       609-607-0008                            clams). After dark at 9:30, Tom landed the 40 inch long, 26 pound, Striped
                                                                                               Bass, making his dad proud and sure to keep trying. Charlie says “you can’t
                                               SUNROOMS • SCREEN ROOMS FOR LESS                catch them unless you are there!” Here is the proof we keep asking from
                                                                                               anyone meeting the challenge so that we can share it with you. A good clue
                                                                                               and tip also in this picture and often repeated is to try around dusk or dawn
                                                                                               along the beaches, particularly while it is dark. My own best ever caught at
                                                                                               4 a.m. casting from a jetty (a 49 inch, 52 pound striper, picture proof shown
                                                                                               here a few years ago). Congratulations, Charlie and Tom! Catch some more
                                                                                               and keep inspiring more of us.

                                                                                                                                Charlie & Tom after 9:30 p.m.
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                                                            SINCE 1979
                                                                                                    This is the last reminder about our Kid’s Fishing Tournament at the lake
                                                                                               behind Lakeside Lodge 10:30, July 9th. Bring your grandchildren and great
                                                                                               grandchildren 14 and under with poles/rods and reels and your cameras.
                                                                                               Those Bass we stocked are still growing and more Sunnies (Bluegills) are
                                                                                               still thriving. Prizes are waiting for the kids as are hot dogs and sodas at
                                                                                               noon in the PAC.
                                                                                                                                                                Bill Berger


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                           This month I am reporting how our season started.                                          If you are not affiliated with
                  If you follow baseball at all you may understand my as-
          sessment of the start of our season. We started like the Boston Red
                                                                                                                      a local Jewish Synagogue or
Sox and we have a team line-up on paper like the New York Yankees. We                                                 Temple, the Jewish Temple
are one third through the season and we will be in a better position shortly.                                         Association invites you to join us
In other words, we could and will be doing better. Today’s game against
                                                                                                                      for 2011 High Holy Day Services
the Ravens could be our turning point. We started out today’s game with
only scoring four runs in six innings. In the last inning we scored ten runs                                          officiated by both a Rabbi and a
to win fourteen to two. This was mainly due to the opposing pitcher losing                                            Cantor. Services will be held in
the strike zone and the wind making the game an adventure. Our true test                                              the spacious auditorium at the
is coming up next, with another game against the Knights, who beat us the
last game by two runs. We then play a double header against the first place                       Jackson Liberty High School (Hope Chapel Rd. and
Falcons, who are in our division. The results of these games will surely                          South Cooks Bridge Rd. in Jackson Township).
shape our position in the division for the rest of the season.
     We have two new players this season, Chip Beckwith and Dave Pepin.
We are happy that they decided to join the team.                                                  The cost will be $50 per person + $25 for each prayer
     The future games and current results of our games are posted on the                          book, if needed. All non affiliated people are welcome.
bulletin board in the PAC.
     The Owl’s Blue Claws outing in June was a great night out. Thank you
to all who joined us for this fun evening.                                                        Rosh Hashanah services:
     Hopefully, you will continue to come out to our games and cheer us on.                       7PM Wednesday evening Sept. 28, 2011
Until next month, Stay Safe!                                                                      10AM Thursday. Sept. 29, 2011
                                                                 John Palang

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                                                                                       Our Bowling Banquet was held              Thank you, Gene, Mike, Tom
                                                                                   on May 23rd at La Bove Grande. The        and Kathy; the four of you work very
                                                                                   luncheon was a great success. The         hard and do a wonderful job year
                                                                                   food was very good; the company           after year, keeping Monday Bowling
                                                                                   was also very good. Frank Giordano        running smoothly. We appreciate it.
                                                                                   and Mary Morris entertained us with           The awards were presented to
                                                                                   a selection of songs that pleased all.    each team and all the special cat-
                                                                                   They are both known throughout            egories. The first place team is the
                                                                                   Leisure Knoll for their wonderful         WRENS: Diane Langford, Andrea
                                                                                   singing. Thank you to Ed Bohrer           Schillebeeckx, Phil Giglia and Lynn
                                                                                   for the great job putting the banquet     Giglia, pictured above.
                                                                                   together again this year.                     I am retiring from writing the
                                                                                       Officers for the 2011-2012 sea-       Monday Bowling article. Sue Car-
                                                                                   son were nominated and voted on,          valho has volunteered to take the
                                                                                   they are as follows:                      job. I would like to wish Sue much
                                                                                       President – Gene Murphy               happy writing, and look forward to
                                                                                       Vice President – Mike Garzone         reading her articles.
                                                                                       Treasurer – Tom Simons                                         Rose Spina
                                                                                       Secretary – Kathy Simons

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                         WONDER OF IT ALL
* Gone With The Wind author, Margaret Mitchell was born in 1900. Ad-
  justed to today’s dollars, the 1939 movie inspired by her novel is the
  all-time box office earner, ahead of Star Wars and The Sound of Music.
* “Sesame Street” debuted in 1969. Creator Jim Henson’s widow, Jane,
  donated the original Kermit the Frog, along with the early versions of
  Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch to the Smithsonian Museum of
  American History in Washington.
* The Vietnam Vets Memorial opened in Washington in 1982. Nearby
  stands the “Vietnam Women’s Memorial” a tableau of “three women”,
  one caring for a soldier. It was unveiled in 1993 in honor of the 265,500
  U.S. women who served in the war, most of whom were nurses.
* Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, the fourth of eight films based on
  J.K. Rowling’s novels about a boy wizard, premiered in 2005.

                           DID YOU KNOW
* Graphite found in a pencil is first finely ground and mixed with water
  and clay powder. Then it’s formed into what looks like gray spaghetti
  strings before being inserted into pencils.
* The White House, home to American presidents, wasn’t always white. It
  was gray Virginia freestone until 1814 when the British burned it. White
  paint was used to cover the damage but it didn’t officially become “The
  White House” until Teddy Roosevelt’s administration.
* Resin from the pine tree is used to produced turpentine.
* The main female singer in an opera is known as a prima donna.
* The state with the most covered bridges is Indiana.
* Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was Disney’s first animated feature
  film and premiered in 1937.

                              THAT’S HOT!
    Under Billy Wilder’s direction, two Chicago musicians hide from the
mob by joining an all-girl orchestra in the 1959 flick Some Like it Hot.
The film starred Tony Curtis and Jack Lemmon as Joe/Josephine and Jerry/
Daphne who masquerade as women except for one hitch: Joe is infatuated
with Sugar Kane Kowalczyk (Marilyn Monroe) the band’s singer and is
willing to blow his cover to win her. It had funny one-liners, gags, disguises,
hilarious scenes and slapstick chases.

                             TEST TIME
   Just in case you make it to the top, here are questions that would test
your memory. (Answers are at bottom of this article – no peeking!)
A. What part did Robert De Niro play in his elementary school production             GARAGE DOORS
  of The Wizard of Oz?
B. What common fate was shared by millionaires John Jacob Astor, Isidor               PETRA OVERHEAD
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had 25 Fuller Brush Men working for him. When he finally put down his
suitcase in 1943, his company was worth more than $10 million. Though
door-to-door sales aren’t made much anymore, mail order catalogues, in
part have taken their place. By the way, Fuller’s camel hair brushes were
not made of camel’s hair. They were invented by Mr. Camel.

                           LIFE’S RULES
   *Forget the Joneses *Keep secrets and don’t postpone joy *Don’t burn

your bridges, you may have to backtrack *Never give up on anybody.

                  Answers to TEST TIME questions:
A. The Cowardly Lion. De Niro was 10 at the time.
B. They all died when the Titanic hit an iceberg in April 1912
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                                                 Remembrance of a Father                                                                                  O Canada

                                        I was in bed thinking of Father’s     came to fruition. Dad made life                     The last time I visited the lovely    walked to the magnificent Notre
                                    Day and my brain was flooded with         fun, it was a continuous party; no             city of Montreal, was eons ago on a        Dame Basilica. It was awe inspiring,
                                    thoughts of my own father. The one        stability but who cared? I was with            high school trip, and most of what I       where, on the cathedral ceiling were
                                    who brought me up since the age           my dad.                                        can remember from that time is a lot       pure gold stars valued at 2 million
                                    of 7, just the two of us against the          I grew up, traveled and settled in         of giggling and a lot of churches. So      dollars!
                                    world. He was my Peter Pan, my            New York City. One day I received              when my husband Doug and I decid-              One hot humid day, perfect for
                                    giant and my idol on the highest          a call. Dad had a serious lapse in             ed to vacation there, I was glad for an    a boat ride, we purchased tickets
                                    pedestal. He was an engineer, but in      judgment. I was needed back in                 opportunity to revisit the charming        for a scenic river cruise along the
                                    his mind he was a free spirited artist,   England. I raced back, things were             city; however this time with a more        St. Lawrence Seaway. However,
                                    an eccentric one at that. We were no-     sorted out. I realized that the pedestal       “mature” slant on things.                  soon after boarding I experienced
                                    mads, moving just about every year        had crumbled, the giant was now a                   We decided to do something dif-       heat exhaustion. Doug took one
                                    to seek new horizons. How many            5’7” man and no longer my Peter                ferent, so instead of flying or driving,   look at my face and said “I’m get-
                                    schools did I attend? I lost count        Pan. Dad has been gone now for                 we took the train. Let me assure you       ting our money back.” The boat
                                    after 7. He had ideas about moving        many years, but I learned that to err          right now that Amtrak isn’t exactly        workers quickly put the gangplank
                                    to Australia, or even the Ivory Coast.    is human and with all his faults he            the Orient Express. Ten hours inside       back down while he came running
                                    Where was that, I thought; must be        will remain my idol even though the            any vehicle is way too long for me         back for me who by this point was
                                    an exotic place. None of these ideas      pedestal is smaller now.                       anyway, so by the time we finally          completely wilted holding cameras,
                                                                                                     Val Marchinetti         arrived I was ready to scream. None-       water bottles, hats, etc. The woman
                                                                                                                             theless, I must say that the upstate       in the teeny air-conditioned ticket
                                                                                                                             New York countryside is just beau-         booth offered to give me a seat inside
                                                              Dr. Mark Ende                                                  tiful. The train hugged the Hudson         where I remained until regaining a
                                                      Board Certified in Internal Medicine                                   River and then later...much later...the    bit of strength and able to whisper
                                                                                                                             scenic western shore of Lake Cham-         “merci”. In the meantime, there’s
                                                                 732-244-2700                                                plain was our magnificent view as          my poor husband standing outside
                                                                                                                             the train clacked-clacked along.           the booth looking like an overheated
                                                Focusing on Senior and Adult Medical Illnesses                               We went through Ticonderoga, Port          dog with its tongue hanging out,
                                                Including: Arthritis*Asthma*Cancer Detection                                 Henry, Schenectady, Albany and             wondering “what about me?” After
                                                                                                                             then finally into Canada.                  a short taxi ride we were back in our
                                               COPD*Diabetes*Heart Disease* High Cholesterol
                                                                                                                                  Montreal is a lovely old (and I do    comfortable, cool hotel room where
                                                 Hypertension*Stomach & Colon Disorders*                                     mean old) city, settled by the French      I was grateful to watch Bugs Bunny
                                                               Thyroid Disease                                               in the 1600s. Although conquered by        speaking to Elmer Fudd in French
                                                                                                                             the British, the city is still very much   on the little TV. (By the way, we did
                                                 Medicare Assignment / Many Insurances Accepted                              Francais where the primary language        take that cruise the next day and en-
                                                                                                                             is French, English is secondary. My        joyed lovely views of the Montreal
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                                                                                                                             high school French was not helpful         skyline.)
                                                                                                                             enough, but luckily almost every-              We explored the city using their

                                                        Located at 1228 Route 37 West, Suite 6                               one spoke English. Our quaint little       subway system; convenient, clean,
                                                                   Toms River, NJ                                            hotel, Le Jarden d’Antione, was lo-        bright, and safe. Underground there
                                                                                                                             cated in the section of the city called    were musicians serenading every-
                                                                                                                             “Quartier Latine”. This area is simi-      one, mostly in French. There are

                                                                                                                             lar to our Greenwich Village with          designated spots for these folks to
                                                                                                                             funky shops, funky restaurants, and        play their instruments and sing their
                                                                                                                             funky people everywhere. I loved           songs for the commuters. When I
                                                                                                                             it! The evening of our arrival was         heard a talented guy’s voice echoing

                                                 PRO SHRUB CARE                                                              on the last night of the “Festival of
                                                                                                                             Laughs” when the streets are closed
                                                                                                                                                                        John Lennon’s “Imagine” I had no
                                                                                                                                                                        problem throwing a few coins into
                                                                                                                             to traffic so the hordes of people can     the guitar case. (Love those acous-
                                                                                                                             mill about enjoying actors, dancers,       tics down in the subways.)
                                                 All phases of Shrub and Ornamental                                          musicians, mimes, and artists. What            On our last night in Montreal we
                                                                                                                             a welcome it was with the sights and       dined in an authentic French restau-
                                                 Tree Maintenance, Pruning, Feeding,                                         sounds of natives and tourists alike       rant where I tried quail in French
                                              Replacement, Stump Removal & Landscape                                         having a wonderful time! (But still        whiskey sauce...c’est magnifique!
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                                                                                                                             the performers love to walk around         pointed, and desserts were too good
                                                  Cleanup and Flower Bed Mulching.                                           on stilts?)                                to be true. Of course, portions are
                                                 PROTECT YOUR GREATEST INVESTMENT                                                 We did all the touristy things,       smaller than in the U.S., but this is
                                                                                                                             even went on a carriage ride at the        a good thing!
                                                              YOUR HOME!                                                     park. I wanted to give the horse a             When we boarded the train for
                                                                                                                             carrot so that in return he would give     our return trip home, I was tired but
                                                                                                                             me a kiss on the cheek. Let me tell        happy to have had the opportunity
                                                         Maintenance of your landscape
                                                                                                                             you, that “kiss” knocked me off my         to visit this interesting and fun city.
                                                      will maximize the value of your home.                                  feet and bruised my jaw...merci! We        I recommend Montreal where you
                                                                                                                             had dinner in a Chinese restaurant         can have a nice vacation without
                                                           Call (732) 371-0977                                               and were served by an Asian waiter         breaking the bank. Not too near, and
                                                              for a Free Estimate.                                           who spoke with a French accent,            not too far. Au Revoir!
                                                                                                                             which struck us funny. Later, we                                   Gloria Watson

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                                        I am the blackest, meanest, bad-      neck, I became “Superdog,” cham-         them up after they had hardened          ing eyes and snarling teeth. Foiled
                                    assed dog in town with an expansive       pion of the downtrodden. I would         rock-solid. One time I dug one up        again! I loved to ride so much that I
                                    selective heart and proud of it. To       prance around, head and tail held        after almost two years - and ate it,     never did get wise to their trick.
                                    explain the selective heart bit which     high. At least my front legs pranced     dirt and all. Yum! Not sure which I           The most fun of all was when
                                    seems like an oxymoron, I love            but a back view showed my rear legs      liked better, the petrified muffins or   Grandma Amber came for an ex-
                                    children but seldom tolerate adults.      were bowed which, thankfully, my         the cactus garden I dug up and ate,      tended visit. During the day every-
                                    My mission so to speak is to guard        cape hid most of the time. If I per-     which caused quite an upheaval, in       thing was fine and we were good
                                    my two young mistresses with my           formed well, Linda or Laura would        more ways than one.                      friends. Nighttime seemed to bring
                                    life and I take it seriously. As for      slip me a treat.                              Don’t know who said dogs can-       out the devil in me. If she got up dur-
                                    the adults - keep your distance. I’m           Discovering I was smart enough      not talk. When I wanted to go out I      ing the night to use the bathroom, I
                                    watching you! After all, it was adults    to do tricks, they really went wild.     would stand by the door and keep         would jump into the warm spot she
                                    who gave me this idiotic name.            Playing dead, I would lie on my          saying “Rout” until someone in the       left in the bed. When she returned
                                        Being the runt of the litter when     back with my head turned to one          family understood and came to my         I would growl at her and not allow
                                    I was a cute, tiny black ball of fur, I   side while they would soulfully cry,     rescue. I could spell, too. Just spell   her back. Many mornings the family
                                    knew that in order to survive I would     “Poor Puddles is dead; a bullet in the   c-a-n-d-y and I was all over you,        would awaken and find Grandma
                                    have to be “leader of the pack” and       head.” Bright enough to know what        begging for some.                        sleeping on the couch in the living
                                    assert my independence any way I          had to be done to get my reward,              Little children were my favor-      room. It was great fun until dad
                                    could. Therefore, whenever an adult       I always capitulated but I let them      ite. The smaller the child, the more     confined me to the kitchen at night
                                    picked me up, I did the most logical      know who was boss by staying very        protective I became. They loved me       with a gate in the doorway so I didn’t
                                    thing to show my disdain and let          still but wagging my tail. Hmph!         and could do no wrong, even pull-        have free run of the house. Oh well,
                                    them know who was boss - hence            That was just to show that although      ing my fur was allowed. Of course        nothing lasts forever.
                                    my name “Puddles.” Now I ask you,         I obeyed your command, I was still       they shared their lollipops with me           Due to in-breeding (mamma
                                    is that a suitable name for a mean,       my own person or dog, so to speak!       and anything dropped on the ground       always had her admirers), I suffered
                                    bad-assed dog of my caliber?                   Between school and working          was mine - I was their clean-up crew     from epilepsy and had to take medi-
                                        I’m digressing so let’s get back      parents, sometimes mealtimes were        according to our mutual understand-      cine twice a day. Now I’m not one
                                    to my mission. It was love at first       a bit erratic. If I was hungry and no    ing.                                     who would allow anyone to force a
                                    sight between my two young mis-           one responded at the proper time, I           Adults were another thing. They     pill down my throat but when it was
                                    tresses Linda, Laura and me. As a         would pick up my bowl and drop it        were the enemy and a threat to my        wrapped in a piece of candy, that
                                    small puppy, they loved to dress me       on someone’s foot - another way to       charges. No adult got past me. Strik-    made a big difference. My sweet
                                    in their dolls’ clothes and wheel me      show them who was in charge. Corn        ing a fearful pose and showing my        tooth was satisfied and so was my
                                    around in a small doll carriage. With     muffins with blueberries were my         teeth while barking made the most        family!
                                    my tail wagging, I would sit up tall      favorite whenever I could manage         heroic person back down and away              Unfortunately this was my
                                    and enjoy the ride around the yard. I     to look soulful and hungry enough        from my home, keeping my girls           downfall because after seven years,
                                    was the king of all I surveyed.           to warrant a snack. Even if I wasn’t,    safe. My reputation quickly estab-       at times I was not quite aware of
                                        Eventually I grew too large for       they usually came across and gave        lished, people tended to keep their      what I was doing. The last time I
                                    the doll clothes so a new game was        me one. I can remember burying           distance. My owners got wise to          was in a kind of stupor, I attacked
                                    invented. Tying a towel around my         them around the yard and digging         my threatening stance and had a few      my charges’ father. It was my undo-
                                                                                                                       tricks of their own. Knowing how I       ing because although I truly loved
                                                                                                                       loved to go for a ride, they would       my family, they could not take the
                                                                                                                       open the back door to an old station     chance of me hurting one of my
                                                                                                                       wagon and ask if I’d like to take a      darling girls during one of those
                                                                                                                       spin. Of course I always jumped          episodes. That’s why I’m sitting here
                                                                                                                       right in and away we would go            so forlorn and alone, waiting for the
                                                                                                                       around the block. Returning home,        vet to seal the fate of the blackest,
                                                                                                                       they would get out quickly closing       meanest, bad-assed dog in town,
                                                                                                                       the door. There I was, trapped inside    with an expansive selective heart,
                                                                                                                       the car when the company arrived.        and still proud of it.
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FOR SALE: 1955 Schwinn Cruiser Deluxe - “MINT!” $500 firm. Call:
FOR SALE: Patio Set. Round Table and 4 chairs with cushions.
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WANTED - Vintage Guitars. If you have anything to sell, call Rich at
FOR SALE - Kitchen or Dining Room Set. Pine table with 4 chairs.
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FOR SALE - 2007 Chevy Aveo. 4dr, LT, 32,000 miles. Call: 732-323-
FOR SALE - Bike - Giant Revive. Very good condition. Must see.
Asking $200. Call: 732-408-1366.
FOR SALE - Wood Pellet Fuel Electric Heater. Asking $150, neg.
Call: 732-766-0767.
FOR SALE - Desk with 5 drawers. Asking $150. Call: 732-766-0767.
FOR SALE - Roland Electric Keyboard Piano. HP 100 - with stand;
76 keys; Tone Selection - Piano 1, 2, 3; Harpsicord. Excellent
Condition $200. Call: 732-657-8755.
FOR SALE - Furniture: 1 Solid Oak Corner Entertainment Center
all solid wood construction, very beautiful piece; $200. 2 Solid Oak
Wall Unit Entertainment Center - Honey Oak; $75.00. I can help with
transport. Call: 732-575-3259.
FOR SALE - Rugs by Rugs America; Silk Touch; 100% Wool Pile;
Hand Crafted (tufted). Color: Burgundy, Cream, Ivory Floral Design.
Runner size: 2’5” x 8” - Asking $100.00. Area Rug: 5’6” x 7’8” - Asking
$350.00. Both excellent condition. Call: 732-408-1256.
FOR SALE - 48” Mitsubishi TV. 48” high; 44 1/2” wide; 24” depth.
Excellent condition. Asking $300.00. Call: 732-408-1256.
FOR SALE - Black Multi-media Cabinet: 2-stationary shelves;
3-adjustable shelves. Glass door w/ magnetic catch. Back is open
for easy access. Size: 50 1/2” high w/ wheels; 29 1/2” wide. Asking
$85.00. Excellent condition. Call: 732-408-1256.
FOR SALE - Console Table. Surface is faux-cracked leather top. The
metal frame features a beautiful hammered look. Size: 36” long; 32”
high; 16” deep. Excellent condition. Asking $50.00. Call: 732-408-
FOR SALE - Solid Maple “Papa & Mama Bear” Rockers. Call Goldie
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FOR SALE - Almost new 8 ft. dia. Outdoor Table Umbrella - (green &
white), tilt feature, w/ cover. $40.00 Call: 732-408-7424.
FOR SALE - U.S. Postage Stamps 7 Sheets of Star Wars issue 15
stamps per sheet. 105 stamps - $.41 each; selling for $45.00. Call:
770-634-7415 (cell).
FOR SALE - Push button accordian - Green Mother of Pearl, w/case
$125. Call: 732-323-8745.
FOR SALE - Daewoo TV, 19”, $35.00. Magnavox TV, 14”, $25.00.
Call: 732-408-9357.
FOR SALE - Moving Sale, everything must go! Call: 732-408-7273.
Queen Bedroom Set, triple dresser, Man’s Chest, 2 night stands and
Bench $500.00; White Wicker desk and chair $60.00; White Wicker
Dresser, night stand and mirror $100.00; Tan Dual Recliner $100.00;
Matching recliner $65.00; Oak round table $60.00; Misc. lamps, throw
pillows, pictures. etc.
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bedrooms, kitchen, deck. For Sale $2500 or Rent $700/wk. Call: 732-
FOR SALE - Heavy Duty Commercial Freezer. Excellent condition!
Upright 24x59x29 - Must be seen! Asking $250.00 or B/O. Call: 732-
FOR SALE - 30’ GE Gas Stove Self Clean, bisque color. Must be
seen! Asking $325.00 or B/O. Call: 732-657-4925.
FOR SALE - Brand new Innerspring Queen size sleeper mattress in
the original plastic cover, asking $125. European scene oil painting,
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FOR SALE - 9/06 GE Refrigerator. White 18.6 cu ft. Side by Side.
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                                                                                                          like this. I learned in school what this celebration was all about.
                                     G antiquing G chaiRS REgluEd G cuStom coloRS                             How our forefathers fought and died as did so many others for this
                                                                                                          freedom we enjoy. Starting with the Revolutionary War, Civil War, WWI,
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                                                                                                          who have tried to extinguish the flame of love we have for our country and
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                                                    Activities for the Month of July 2011                                     Prepared By: Irene Johnson and Ginny Palmer

          SUNDAY                                     MONDAY                                       TUESDAY                                  WEDNESDAY                                            THURSDAY                                            FRIDAY                                     SATURDAY
                                                Codes: CR-Card Room                                                                                                                                                                   1                                                2
                                          AS-Art Studio AR-Activities Room                                                                                                                                                             6:45 pm Footlighters Board - LL
                                 CER-Ceramics Room    LIB-Library   LL-Lakeside Lodge                                                                                                                                                  7:30 pm Footlighters Mtg - LL (K)
                                     PAC-Performing Art Center OOK-Out of Knoll

                                  All Buses Will Depart From Association Parking Lot.
                                               Please Park in Lower Lot.

3                                        4                                              5                                            6                                                 7                                              8                                               9
                                          jULY 4th HOLIDAY                              10:00 am Activities Committee Board - CER   9:00 am Sr League Bocce - LV West Green -          9:00 am Monthly Dance Tickets Sale - CER          8:00 - 10:00 am Helping Hands - Blood Testing 10:00 am Kid’s Fishing Tournament -
                                             OFFICE CLOSED - NO BUS SERvICE             6:45 pm Italian American Club Board - LL                         Our Courts                    10:30 am Health & Fitness Club - Fit & Trim - PAC                      (KMC) - LL                                    Lake/PAC (K)
                                           HELPING HANDS OFFICE & SUPPLY CTR            7:00 pm Owls Softball Mtg - AR              7:00 pm Bingo - PAC (K)                            11:00 am Pool Aerobics Begin                      12:45 pm Bible Study - LL (K)
                                                         CLOSED                         7:30 pm American Irish Club Ice Cream                                                          6:00 pm Monthly Dance Tickets Sale - LIB
                                                                                                              Social - PAC (K)                                                         7:30 pm Knights of Columbus Board - LL
                                          5:00 pm July 4th Dinner Dance - PAC (K)

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1:00 pm Sunday @ the Movies - PAC (K)    9:00 am Computer Club Board - LL               9:00 am Bus - Garden/Nature Club -           9:00 am Sr League Bocce - Holiday City Berkeley   10:00 am Camera Club - LL                                                                      7:00 am Cookie Jar - Newspaper/Magazine
                                         10:00 am Computer Club Mtg - LL (K)                                 Lavendar Field                                     @ Our Courts           10:30 am Health & Fitness - Fit & Trim - PAC                                                                        Recycling
                                         1:00 pm Health & Fitness - Fit & Trim - PAC    11:00 am Pool Aerobics Begin                 12:45 pm Bible Study - LL (K)                     1:00 pm Staten Island Club Mtg - LL (K)                                                        7:00 pm Monthly Dance - PAC (K)
                                         6:00 pm Fishing Club Board - PAC or AR?                                                     6:15 pm Men’s Golf Club Board - PAC               7:30 pm Knights of Columbus Mtg - LL (K)
                                         7:00 pm Fishing Club Mtg - PAC                                                              7:00 pm Men’s Golf Club Mtg - PAC
                                                                                                                                     7:00 pm Trustees Board Mtg - LL

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2:30 pm Crestwood Symphonette - PAC       10:00 am Computer Club Mtg - LL (K)           1:00 pm Bus - Knights of Columbus - AC       10:00 am RV Club Mtg - AS                         10:30 am Health & Fitness - Fit & Trim - PAC   8:00 - 10:00 am Helping Hands - Blood Testing   6:00 pm Knights of Columbus Installation
                                          1:00 pm Health & Fitness - Fit & Trim - PAC   7:00 pm American Irish Club Board - CER      12:45 pm Bible Study - LL (K)                                                                                         (KMC) - LL                                      Dinner Dance - PAC (K)
                                                                                                                                     7:00 pm Bingo - PAC (K)

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1:00 pm Sunday @ the Movies - PAC (K)    10:00 am Computer Club - LL (K)                                                             9:00 am Sr League Bocce - Lake Ridge              9:00 am Labor Day Dinner Dance Tickets         7:00 pm Knoll News Distribution Prep - LL (K)
                                         1:00 pm Health & Fitness - Fit & Trim - PAC                                                                         @ Our Courts                                           Sale - CER
                                                                                                                                     12:45 pm Bible Study - LL (K)                     10:30 am Health & Fitness - Fit & Trim
31                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Ends - PAC
                                                                                                                                                                                       6:00 pm Labor Day Dinner Dance Tickets
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Sale - LIB

                                                                                                   WEEKLY RECURRING EVENTS
          SUNDAY                                     MONDAY                                       TUESDAY  WEDNESDAY  THURSDAY                                                                                                                      FRIDAY                                     SATURDAY
                                         8:30 am Monday Morning Bocce                   8:30 am Bocce Club Open Play                 9:00 am Ladies Tennis - Courts                    8:30 am Bocce Club Open Play                   9:00 am Ladies Tennis - Courts
                                         9:00 am Ladies Tennis - Courts                 9:00 am Reservations Office Open             9:00 am Exercise - PAC                            9:00 am VCR/DVD Library                        9:00 am Exercise - PAC
                                         9:00 am Exercise - PAC                         Noon to 11:00 pm Cards - CR                  9:00 am Ceramics - CER                            9:30 am Library Committee - LIB                Noon to 11:00 pm Cards - CR
                                         9:30 am Library Committee - LIB                12:00 pm Canasta - AR                        10:30 am Footlighters Workshop - PAC              9:30 am Quilting - AS                          1:00 pm Fun Bowling @ Brunswick
                                         10:00 am Art Class - AS
                                                                                        1:30 pm Harmonics - LL                       10:45 am Italian Language Class - AR              Noon to 11:00 pm Cards - CR
                                         Noon to 11:00 pm Cards - CR
                                         12:30 pm Duplicate Bridge - LL                                                                                    (Resumes 9/14)              1:00 pm Footlighters Rehearsal - PAC
                                         1:00 pm Needlecraft - AR                                                                    Noon to 11 pm Cards - CR                          6:15 pm Line Dancing - PAC (Resumes 9/8)
                                         6:45 pm Bridge - AR                                                                         1:00 pm Mah Jong - AR                             7:00 pm May I? - AR
                                         7:00 pm Monday Night Bocce                                                                  7:00 pm Ceramics - CER                            7:00 pm Shuffleboard
                                                                               THE KNOLL NEWS JULy, 2011 PAGE 39
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