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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Island of
                                                                                                Sky Box office digital movies can be ordered using the
                                                                                                     handset from the on-screen listings guide.                                      7.00am Should I Worry About? 7.30
                                                                                                                                                                                     High Altitude 8.00 Dragons’ Den 9.00
                                            Sky MovieS PreMiere                            1.05pm Forgetting Sarah Marshall
                                                                                           (2008) With Jason Segel. 78012353
                                                                                                                                        11.45 Baby Mama (2008) (12)
                                                                                                                                        With Tina Fey. 4610976
                                                                                                                                                                                     Top Gear 10.00 Fifth Gear 11.00
                                                                                                                                                                                     Should I Worry About? 11.30 High
                                            10.00am Star Wars: The Clone                   3.05 Baby Mama (2008) (12)                   1.25am Good Luck Chuck (2007)                Altitude Noon Top Gear 2.00 Film:                                                                                                                                                                    Portinatx
                                            Wars Part three of three. 87315                With Tina Fey. 97290976                      (15) With Dane Cook. 9026667                 The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) (U) 3.40
                                            10.30 Star Wars: The Clone Wars
                                            Bounty hunters seize control. 15599
                                                                                           4.45 Housesitter (1991) (PG)
                                                                                           With Steve Martin. 30211995
                                                                                                                                        3.10 Reno 911! Miami (2007) (15)
                                                                                                                                        With Carlos Alazraqui. 5534990
                                                                                                                                                                                     James May’s 20th Century 5.00 Top
                                                                                                                                                                                     Gear 6.00 Should I Worry About? 6.30                                                                                                                                                                    1
                                                                                                                                                                                     High Altitude 7.00 Crash 7.30 Fifth Gear                                                                                                                                                             San Juan
                                            11.00 Moondance Alexander                                                                   4.35 Dudley Do-Right (1999) (PG)             8.00 Dragons’ Den 9.00 Mock The
                                            (2007) (PG) Family drama, starring

                                                                                                                                        With Brendan Fraser. 7104826                 Week 9.40 Jack Dee Live At The Apollo
                                            Kay Panabaker. 21482501                                                                                                                  10.40 Live At The Apollo 11.40 Mock

                                            12.40pm Space Chimps (2008) (U)                                                                                                          The Week 12.20am Jack Dee Live At
                                            Animated sci-fi comedy. 41399599                                                            Sky MovieS ACtion                            The Apollo 1.20 Live At The Apollo 2.20
                                                                                                                                                                                     Kick Ass Miracles
                                            2.20 Sky Kids (2008) (12)                                                                   6.15am Angel Flight Down (1996)
                                                                                                                                                                                     BBC three                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   7
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               San Antonio
                                            Adventure, starring Jesse James and
                                            Reiley McClendon. 395686
                                                                                                                                        With Patricia Kalember. 48987334
                                                                                                                                        8.00 White Sands (1992) (15)                 7.00pm Top Gear 8.00 The Real Hustle                                                                                                                          7                          8
                                            4.20 Igor (2008) (PG) Animated                                                              With Willem Dafoe. 78718995                  8.30 Merlin 10.00 EastEnders 10.30                                                                                                                                                Santa Gertrudis
                                            comedy. 66943402                                                                            9.50 The Eiger Sanction (1975)               Ideal 11.30 Family Guy 12.15am We
                                            6.00 The Strangers (2008) (15)                                                              (15) With Clint Eastwood. 26348286           Are Klang 12.45 Young, Dumb And                                                                                                                                                                                                        JuDGE JulES
                                                                                                                                                                                     Living Off Mum 1.40 Ideal 2.40 Doctor                                                                                                                                                                                                  San Antonio
                                            Horror, starring Liv Tyler. 95421                                                           12.05pm Conan The Destroyer                  Who’s Greatest Moments: The Doctor
                                            7.30 35MM The world of film. 3353                                                           (1984) (15) With Arnold                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             WITH a residency it was
                                                                                                                                                                                     3.40 The Real Hustle 4.05 Young,                                                                                                                                                                                                       only natural for the
                                            8.00 Road Trip (2000) (15)                                                                  Schwarzenegger. 4534266                      Dumb And Living Off Mum
                                            Comedy, with Breckin Meyer. 88957                                                           1.55 White Sands (1992) (15)
                                                                                                                                                                                     BBC Four                                    H SUNSETbest partiesinon theweather
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     and the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              views, scorching
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                paradise but it is surrounded by beautiful
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                villas and properties to buy or rent
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       Sant Josep
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            island’s top celebrity DJ
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            to have a base there.
                                            10.00 Iron Man (2008) (12)
                                            Superhero adventure, starring Robert
                                                                                                                                        With Willem Dafoe. 99437529
                                                                                                                                        3.50 The Eiger Sanction (1975)               7.00pm News 7.30 BBC Proms 2009             – no wonder Ibiza pulls the A-listers.         long-term that are cheaper than in the UK.                         6                   Ibiza Town
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Jules, 42, and his family
                                            Downey Jr. 33065119                                                                         (15) With Clint Eastwood. 42577727
                                                                                                                                                                                     9.45 Stiff At The BBC 10.45 If It Ain’t
                                                                                                                                                                                     Stiff 12.15am Ian Dury: On My Life 1.15
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    All this week we’ve been taking you on
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 holiday with the celebs and DJs who have       H    Simon Sanchez, owner of estate
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     agents Phoenix Ibiza, says: “Some                                                              9                                       share a luxury villa on the
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            outskirts of the town.
                                            12.15am The Crew (2008) (18)
                                            Drama, with Scot Williams. 55518716
                                                                                                                                        6.05 Conan The Destroyer (15)
                                                                                                                                        With Arnold Schwarzenegger. 78031228
                                                                                                                                                                                     Stiff At The BBC 2.15 BBC Proms 2009        made Ibiza their second home.                  properties have dropped as much as 30%.                                                    4                                                  The pad has become

                                                                                           n Wanted, 10pm
                                                                                                                                        8.00 Beowulf (2007) (12)
                                                                                                                                        With Ray Winstone. 1155976
                                                                                                                                                                                     6.00am Big Brother 6.25 Smallville
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 H      But it’s not just A-listers who have
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        moved to the White Isle. Thousands
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                There’s never been a better time to buy.”
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            an after-party haven,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            with the DJ hosting a
                                            Sky MovieS CoMedy                              Sky Movies Action                            10.00 Wanted (2008) (18)                     7.15 Veronica Mars 8.10 Everwood
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 of Brits have upped sticks to make a new
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 life in the Balearics.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            celebrity bash for pals
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            after the massive Radio 1
                                            6.55am Dudley Do-Right (1999)                                                               With James McAvoy. 6880773                   9.10 Desperate Housewives 10.05                And the good news is that it can often        But if you want to live next door to a star
                                                                                                                                                                                     Smallville 11.00 Veronica Mars Noon                                                                                                                                                                                                    Weekender every year.
                                            (PG) With Brendan Fraser. 3609599              6.30 Surf’s Up (2007) (PG)                   11.50 Metro (1997) (18)                      Everwood 12.55 Big Brother’s Little         be cheaper than buying or renting a place      it could cost millions. Here’s JENNIFER
                                            8.25 Housesitter (1991) (PG)                   With Jeff Bridges. 2468957                   With Eddie Murphy. 28144228                  Brother 1.25 Big Brother 2.35 Friends       at home. San Antonio is a clubber’s            DUNKERLEY’s guide to hot postcodes.
                                            With Steve Martin. 57239583                    8.00 Good Luck Chuck (2007) (15)             2.05am End Of Days (1999) (18)               3.05 Desperate Housewives 3.55 The
                                            10.10 Reno 911! Miami (2007) (15)              With Dane Cook. 90315841                     With Arnold Schwarzenegger.                  Hills 4.25 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 6.00
                                            With Carlos Alazraqui. 6932605                 9.45 Forgetting Sarah Marshall               34556803                                     Big Brother’s Little Brother 6.30 Friends                                                                  NoEl GAllAGhEr Es Cubells
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                                                                                           (2008) (15) With Jason Segel.                                                             7.00 Hollyoaks 7.35 My Name Is Earl                                                                        THE Oasis star bought a three-bed villa
                                            11.35 Surf’s Up (2007) (PG)                                                                 4.20 Angel Flight Down (1996)                8.00 Friends 9.00 Supernanny 10.00
                                            With Jeff Bridges. 3273976                     9877773                                      (PG) With Patricia Kalember. 7635280         Celebrity Wife Swap 11.05 Big Brother’s                                                                    with recording studio and guitar-shaped
                                                                                                                                                                                     Big Mouth 12.10am Big Brother Live                                                                         swimming pool for £2.5million in 1999,

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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                but found that part of the clifftop
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                property was falling into the sea.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  After a six-year legal battle, Noel, 42,
                                                                                                                                                                            9.00am Deal Or No Deal 9.45 Room
                                            Sky SPortS 1                            11.00 Golf Night 7709860
                                                                                    Midnight Seniors Golf 7211919
                                                                                                                                        5.30 Premier League 42714990
                                                                                                                                                                            For Improvement 10.45 Film: Great                                                                                   won a Spanish court case
                                            6.00am Good Morning Sports Fans 1.00 NFL: Total Access 4996218
                                            News and views. 714605                  2.00 Football League 4635342
                                                                                                                                        5.00am E:60 6455711
                                                                                                                                                                            Expectations (1946) (PG) 1.00pm 3
                                                                                                                                                                            Minute Wonder: If This Bed Could Talk
                                                                                                                                                                            1.10 Deal Or No Deal 2.00 Come Dine
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                and was awarded a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                reported six-figure
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                sum in
                                            9.00 Premier League World 76247 3.00 Premier League 4703716                                 6.00 PortuGol 8447266               With Me 2.30 Coach Trip 3.00 A Place
                                            9.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 74155                                                                                                  In The Sun: Home Or Away 4.00 How                                                                                   compensation.
                                                                                    3.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 7282919                    6.30 Goal! 2646082                                                                                                                                        The villa, called                                                                                                         GAry lINEkEr
                                            10.00 Cricket: The Ashes Live                                                                                                   Clean Is Your House? 5.05 Relocation,
                                                                                    4.00 NFL: Total Access 6232445                      7.00 Australian Rules 7226841       Relocation 6.05 Deal Or No Deal 7.00                                                                                Atlantis, is now                                                                                                            Santa Gertrudis
                                            England v Australia. 6103452            5.00 WWE Special 6420025                            8.00 DTM Highlights 7227570         Grand Designs 8.00 More4 News 8.30                                                                                  believed to be                                                                                                              THE football legend owns
                                            7.00pm Premier League Preview                                                               9.00 DTM Highlights 8423686         The Daily Show With Jon Stewart 9.00
                                            The weekend’s fixtures. 4518                   Sky SPortS 3                                 10.00 FIBA Basketball 2637334       Film: Battle Of Britain (1969) (PG) 11.35             JADE JAGGEr
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                owned by Noel’s
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ex, Meg Mathews,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            a secluded holiday home
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            in the quiet village where
                                            7.30 Live Super League St Helens v 7.00am WWE: Raw 43909808                                 10.30 Live Australian Rules         The Unseen Spike Milligan 12.40am                     San Juan                                                      43, as part of their                                                                                                        he takes fiancée Danielle
                                            Huddersfield Giants. 766773                                                                                                     Film: Battle Of Britain (1969) (PG) 3.15
                                                                                    9.00 WWE Special 42766353                           Football Western Bulldogs v Geelong The Unseen Spike Milligan                             THE village of San Juan                                       divorce settlement.                                                                                                         Bux, 30.
                                            10.00 Football League Weekend           10.00 Transworld Sport 43988315                     Cats (Bounce-up 10.40am). 7365686                                                         in the north of the island                                                                                                                                                                  It boasts a lavish plunge
                                            A look ahead to the weekend’s fixtures 11.00 Aerobics Oz Style 84992957
                                            in the Championship. 34150
                                                                                                                                        1.30pm DTM Highlights 4323063                Fiver                                        is home to long-term                                                                                                                                                                      pool, terrace, BBQ area
                                                                                    11.30 Racing News 84993686                          2.30 German Formula 3 Motor                  6.00am Ellen DeGeneres Show 6.45             resident party girl Jade.                                                                                                                                                                 and large drive.
                                            11.00 Premier League Preview            Noon WWE Special 16711711                           Racing 5508808                               Cooking The Books 7.10 Neighbours              The model daughter of                                       SArAh hArDING                                                   DANNII MINoGuE                                                England striker Wayne
                                            The weekend’s fixtures. 14808                                                                                                                                                         Rolling Stone Sir Mick,                                       Playa d’en Bossa                                                Es Cubells                                                  Rooney, 23, held his
                                                                                    1.00 WWE: Raw 36108315                              3.30 Major League Soccer 4748957             7.35 Home And Away: Disasters Down
                                            11.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial                                                                                                                Under 8.10 8 Simple Rules 9.00               65, sees her 500-year-old                                     THE Girls Aloud beauty is                                       NESTLED in the hillside                                     stag do at 48-year-old
                                                                                    3.00 Live European Tour Golf                        4.30 Goal! 5014889                           Michaela’s Zoo Babies 10.00 Neighbours
                                            International football magazine. 41537                                                                                                                                                Spanish farmhouse as a                                        rumoured to have her eye on a                                   20 minutes along the                                        Gary’s brother Wayne’s
                                                                                    The KLM Open. 26587808                              5.00 Barca TV 7442112                        10.30 Home And Away: Disasters Down
                                            Midnight The Ashes 22648                                                                                                                                                              snapshot of her life.         things along the way.”          pad on the White Isle.                                          coast from Ibiza Town is                                    bar in San Antonio.
                                            2.00 Super League 34667                 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 23971266                   7.00 Goal! Bundesliga. 4592605               Under 11.00 Home And Away: Disasters
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Jade, 37, says: “My         And collect she does:             Sarah, 27, spent a week on the                                the X Factor judge’s
                                                                                    5.30 Premier League 62892082                        7.30 Live Bundesliga Hoffenheim v            Down Under 11.30 Superstars 12.30pm
                                            4.00 Cricket: The Ashes 70483                                                                                                            Trisha Goddard 1.30 Wild Animal ER           home is definitely a mix      giant disco balls hang          island in June and had such a                                   luxury pad. Dannii, 37, and sister Kylie, 41, ventured
                                                                                    6.00 Football League 16717995                       Schalke 04. 6441518                                                                       between the traditional       from surrounding palm           raucous time she has told pals                                  over to the island in 2007 to purchase the property
                                            Sky SPortS 2                            7.00 Tight Lines 80478792                           9.30 Total Italian Football A
                                                                                                                                                                                     2.00 Michaela’s Zoo Babies 3.00
                                                                                                                                                                                     Superstars 4.00 8 Simple Rules 4.30          Jagger Bohemian style         trees and guests sleep in       she’d love to stay.                                             which they intended to share.
                                            6.00am Aerobics Oz Style 8445808 8.00 Cricket: The Ashes England v                          celebration of the Italian game.             8 Simple Rules 5.00 Everybody Hates          and a clean modern feel.      large teepees in the 18th         The blonde babe invited 20                                      Dannii took her X Factor hopefuls to the villa in
                                            6.30 Ocean Adventures 2644624           Australia. 80465228                                 3638228                                      Chris 5.25 Everybody Hates Chris 6.00          “If you don’t have that     Century property’s large        mates along to crash at her                                     2007 to decide which would go into the show’s live

                                                                                    10.00 WWE: Late Night —                             10.00 Ultimate Fighting 5069841              Home And Away: Disasters Down Under          as a backbone, you can’t      back garden.                    rented villa, which had 14                                      finals. The pad overlooks Noel Gallagher’s further
                                            7.00 Cricket: The Ashes 7729624                                                                                                          6.30 Home And Away: Disasters Down
                                            9.00 Race World 8421228                 Smackdown 84996773                                  11.00 Major League Soccer Seattle            Under 7.00 Neighbours 7.30 8 Simple          add the personal feel to        Party pal Kate Moss,          bedrooms and a 200-capacity                                     down the hillside and Dannii revealed she can’t resist
                                            10.00 Live European Tour Golf           Midnight WWE: Late Night —                          Sounders v New England Revolution.           Rules 8.00 The Hotel Inspector 9.00          a home. I like collecting     35, is a regular visitor.       nightclub in the basement.                                      taking a peek and spying on the neighbours.
                                            The KLM Open. 3658082                   Bottom Line 36881254                                7718518                                      Film: The Covenant (2006) (12) 11.00
                                            Noon Rallyzone 7469889                  1.00 WWE Special 64465716                           Midnight Live Major League                   Sex And The City 11.40 Sex: How To Do
                                                                                    2.00 Tight Lines 48205613                           Baseball Boston Red Sox v New York           Everything
                                            12.30 Futbol Mundial 3649334
                                            1.00 Premier League 7722711
                                            1.30 Live Solheim Cup Golf The
                                                                                    3.00 Ocean Adventures 22833358
                                                                                    3.30 World Sport 80540551
                                                                                                                                        Yankees. 6517342
                                                                                                                                        3.00 Week In Baseball 4705174
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                                                                                                                                                                               Noon ’Til Death 12.30 ’Til Death 1.00                 5
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                THE singer got his mum to help him search
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                for the perfect Ibiza hideaway in 2006.                                         6              9
                                            opening day’s play at Rich Harvest      4.00 Football League 42624025                       3.30 Ultimate Fighting 4739209         Film: What Kind Of Mother Are You?                                                                                                                 Jane Blunt, 56, found her 35-year-old son a
                                            Farms in Sugar Grove, Illinois. 3070228 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 20586862                   4.30 German Formula 3 6239358          (1996) (PG) 3.00 The Guardian 4.00
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                remote and peaceful luxurious house in the                                                  P DIDDy
                                                                                                                                                                               Film: Money Plays (1997) (PG) 6.00
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                southern region of the island which he                                                      Ibiza Town Marina
                                              rAdio                                                                                                                            The Guardian 7.00 Numb3rs 8.00 CSI:
                                                                                                                                                                               Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 The Unit
                                                                                                                                                                               10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                snapped up for £1.7million.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The 150-year-old hilltop
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            THE hip-hop playboy
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            moors his luxury
                                            Radio 1 (FM: 97.6-99.8 MHz) 6.30 The Chris Moyles Show.                and 1930s. 9.30 Listen To The Band: Frank Renton presents a 11.00 K-Ville Midnight Poker                                                                                                                     property surrounded by pine                                                                 chartered yacht in the
                                            10.00 Jo Whiley: Music and interviews. 12.45 Newsbeat. 1.00            performance by the Reg Vardy Band. 10.00 Jo Whiley: Sitting
                                            Edith Bowman: A blend of music and chat. 4.00 Scott Mills:             in for Claudia Winkleman, talking to Philippa Gregory about her   G.o.L.d                                                                                                                                    forest has six bedrooms, a
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                library, sun terrace and an
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            swanky Ibiza old town
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            marina when he visits the
                                            Music, chat and competitions. 6.00 Scott Mills’ Friday Floor           latest book The White Queen. 12.00 Mark Lamarr: Light-            6.00am Bread 6.40 Just Good Friends          EllE MACPhErSoN Portinatx                                                                     outdoor swimming pool                                                                       island every year.
                                            Fillers. 7.00 Annie Mac: Sitting in for Pete Tong, with the official   hearted banter and music. 3.00-6.00 Richard Allinson Radio 5      7.20 The Two Ronnies 8.20 Bread              THE supermodel loves the drama of the island’s unspoilt                                       with its own pool house.                                                                      The 39-year-old star’s
                                            start to the weekend. 9.00 Jaymo And Andy George’s Mash                Live (MW: 909, 693 kHz) 5.00 Morning Reports. 5.30 Wake           9.00 Just Good Friends 9.40 Steptoe
                                                                                                                                                                                     And Son 10.20 Maid Marian And Her            northern coastline, but caused some trouble of her own in                                       It also has a two-bedroom                                                                 cruiser, which is named
                                            Up: Sitting in for Annie Mac. 11.00 Judge Jules: Live from BCM         Up To Money. 6.00 5 Live Breakfast. 10.00 Richard Bacon. 1.00
                                                                                                                                                                                     Merry Men 11.00 My Family 11.40 Last         2002. Elle, 46, upset the island’s authorities when she                                       guest house and staff                                                                       Tommy, is worth
                                            in Majorca. 1.00 Kutski: Kutski keeps the party going in               Simon Mayo. 3.00 Kermode And Mayo’s Film Review. 4.00 5
                                            Majorca 3.00-5.00 Radio 1’s Essential Mix Radio 2 (FM:                 Live Drive: News, sport and travel. 6.30 5 Live Sport: Mark       Of The Summer Wine 12.20pm One               forgot to reapply for a mooring permit for a private jetty                                    living quarters – a far cry                                                                 £3.6million, sleeps 30 in
                                            88-90.2 MHz) 6.00 Sarah Kennedy: The Dawn Patrol. 7.30                 Pougatch presents a review of the second day of the Fifth         Foot In The Grave 1.00 Dinnerladies          below the five-star holiday villa she used to own but now                                     from Blunt’s cramped flat in                                                                15 cabins and has a
                                                                                                                                                                                     1.40 Steptoe And Son 2.20 Yes, Prime         rents each summer.                                                                            Fulham, West London.                                                                        Jacuzzi on the top deck.
                                            Wake Up To Wogan: Music and chat. 9.30 Ken Bruce: Music                Ashes Test. 8.30 5 Live Formula 1: A look ahead to this           Minister 3.00 Only Fools And Horses
                                            and entertainment. 12.00 Matthew Bannister: Sitting in for             weekend’s European Grand Prix. 9.00 5 Live Sport: Kicking Off     3.40 Maid Marian And Her Merry Men

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                                            Jeremy Vine, with BBC Radio 2’s Student Essentials service.            With Colin Murray: The host is joined by Pat Nevin and Perry      4.20 My Family 5.00 Last Of The
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                                            5.00 Chris Evans: Fun-packed show. 7.00 The Movie That                 Lovejoy’s Sports Express: Colin Murray and Tim Lovejoy take       Grave 6.20 Dinnerladies 7.00 Steptoe
                                            Changed My Life: Rock ’n’ roll singer Joe Brown remembers              an irreverent look back at the week in sport. 10.00 Stephen       And Son 7.40 Yes, Prime Minister 8.20
                                            the impact of the 1969 film Monte Carlo or Bust. 7.30 Friday           Nolan. 1.00-5.00 Up All Night. Absolute Radio (MW: 1215,          Only Fools And Horses 9.00 Film:
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               top hotspot, a day at a cool beach
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               club, Sunday lunch with the A-listers
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               at JD’s and much, much more.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          H   For your chance to win, simply
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              call 0907 181 2824 or text
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          DSIBIZA followed by your answer,
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      chosen at random from all correct
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      entries received. Answers must be as
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      stated. Prize is as stated. For full
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Express Newspapers/Northern & Shell
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               reserves the right to offer these
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               promotions to its portfolio of services.

                                             By Kettle
                                                                                                                                                                                     Me 11 3.05 Wet Dreams 3 3.20 British
                                                                                                                                                                                     Hotel B****** 3 3.45 First Time Porno
                                                                                                                                                                                     Auditions 3 4.00 Horny Housewives 2
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    H    It’s got its own spa, cool new bar
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         and refurbished rooms, all with       H    To enter answer this question:
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Which DJ plays at
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          name and address details to 86660.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Calls cost 75p per minute from a BT
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      conditions see
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Customer helpline: 0870 010 8656
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Overall number of winners for any one
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               promotion will be as stated.
                                            & Christine                                                                                                                              4.30 Babe Spotting 2 4.55 Michelle B
                                                                                                                                                                                     A***izing Europe 2 5.15 Touch Me

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