Dinosaur Jokes - Dino Jokes Printable Teacher Worksheet

DINOSAUR JOKES 1. WHAT DOES A TRICERATOPS SIT ON? hw ’v wÌhb2Ì` - aBwwBr Name _______________________ Use the code provided to find the answers to these bad dinosaur jokes! 2. WHAT MAKES MORE NOISE THAN A DINOSAUR? wB chsBv`xÌv 3. WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR THAT SMASHES EVERYTHING? ` wƒÌ`sBv`xÌxv Ì2bpv 4. WHAT DID DINOSAURS HAVE THAT NO OTHER ANIMAL HAD? a`aƒ chsBv`xÌv 5. WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A PIG WITH A DINOSAUR? ixÌ`vvhb CBÌp! 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR THAT HAS BEEN RUN OVER BY A T-REX? ` vr`vgBv`xÌxv 7. WHY ISN’T FOSSILIZED DINOSAUR DUNG HEAVY? a2b`xv2 hw hv bBCÌBqhw2 ! 8. WHAT DO YOU CALL A DINOSAUR THAT NEVER GIVES UP? ` w̃ - w̃ - w̃b2Ì`wBCv 9. WHAT WAS THE SCARIEST DINOSAUR OF ALL? wg2 w2ÌÌBÌc`bwƒq 10. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BIRD THAT HAS BEEN BITTEN BY A T-REX? vgÌ2cc2c w22w 11. WHAT IS A DINOSAUR’S FAVORITE PLAYGROUND ATTRACTION? wg2 v22-v`xÌxv 12. WHAT HAS A SPIKED TAIL, PLATES ON ITS BACK, AND SIXTEEN WHEELS? ` vw2fBv`xÌxv Bs ÌBqq2Ì vp`w2v! A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ` a b c 2 e f g h i p q r s B C D Ì v w x y  ‚ ƒ „ 13. HOW DO YOU KNOW A DINOSAUR SKELETON DOESN’T LIKE BEING IN A MUSEUM? hwv g2`Ìw hvs’w hs hw 14. WHAT IS AS BIG AS A DINOSAUR BUT WEIGHS NOTHING? hw’v vg`cB 15. WHAT DO YOU CALL A PLATED DINOSAUR WHEN IT SLEEPS? vw2fBvsBÌxv T. Trimpe 1999