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					 Elevator Pass (it-on)                           Elevator Pass (it-on)
    Knock, Knock,                               Knock, Knock,
    Who’s there                                 Who's there
    Wa KaiserClowns@aol.com                     Cargo
    Wa Who?                                     Cargo who?
    Are you a Cow Boy?                          Cargo "Beep, beep"
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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                           Elevator Pass (it-on)
  Knock, Knock.                                 Knock, Knock.
   Who's there?                                  Who's there?
  Nobel.                                        Anita.
   Nobel who?                                    Anita who?
  No bell, that's why I knocked!                Anita a tissue! Ah Choo!
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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                           Elevator Pass (it-on)
Knock, Knock,                                   Knock, Knock
 Who's there                                      Who's there
Doris                                           Little old Lady
 Doris who?                                       Little old lady who?
Doris closed, that's why I knocked              I didn't know you could yodel
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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                           Elevator Pass (it-on)
Knock, Knock                                    Knock, knock.
 Who's there!                                     Who’s there?
B-4                                             Alpha
 B-4 who?                                         Alpha who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!   Alpha crying out loud, please open the door!

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                           Elevator Pass (it-on)
 Knock, knock.                                   Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?                                    Who’s there?
 Alaska.                                         Albee
  Alaska who?                                    Albee who?
 Alaska the questions!                           Albee seeing you later.
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Knock, knock.                               Knock, knock.
 Who’s there?                                Who’s there?
Heidi                                       A Herd
 Heidi who?                                  A Herd who?
Heidi ho and away we go!                    A herd you like knock-knock jokes
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Knock, knock.                               Knock, knock.
 Who’s there?                                Who’s there?
Hominy.                                     Cynthia
 Hominy who?                                 Cynthia Who?
Hominy times do I have to knock?            Cynthia been away, I’ve missed you!
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Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
 Knock, knock.                              Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?                               Who’s there?
 Hootia                                     Musket
  Hootia who?                                Musket who?
 Hootia think is knocking on the door?      Musket a new joke book.
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Knock, knock.                               Knock, knock.
 Who’s there?                                Who’s there?
House                                       Myth
 House who?                                  Myth who?
House about letting me off this elevator!   Myth me? I myth you!
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Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
Knock, knock.                               Knock, knock.
 Who’s there?                                Who’s there?
House                                       Noah
 House who?                                  Noah who?
House about letting me off this elevator!   Noah a good way off this elevator?
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Knock, knock.                                  Knock, knock.
 Who’s there?                                   Who’s there?
Agatha.                                        Norway
 Agatha who?                                    Norway Who?
Agatha awful tired of knocking and knocking!   Norway am I going to stand outside!
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Elevator Pass (it-on)                          Elevator Pass (it-on)
Knock, knock.
                                                Q: What has four wheels and flies?
  Who’s there?
Aida
                                                A:    A garbage truck!
  Aida who?
Aida big pizza and now I’m full
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Q: What do you call 100 rabbits                Q: What Kind of shoes do you make
   jumping backwards                              out of banana peels?

A:   A receding hare line                      A:    Slippers

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Q: How do you keep a skunk from                Q; What evidence do you have that
   smelling?                                      you were built upside down?

A:   Hold its nose!                            A:    Your nose runs and your feet smell!

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Q: What is more amazing than a
                                               Q: What do you call a train loaded with
   talking dog?
                                                  bubble gum?
A:   A Spelling Bee!                           A:    A chew-chew train!

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: Why is it illegal for a man to marry    Q: When is a car not a car?
   his widow's sister?
                                           A:   When it turns into a driveway!
A:   Because he is dead.

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Q: What did one flea say to the other      Q: How much does it cost a pirate to
   when they came out of the theater?         get his ears pierced?

A:   "Shall we walk or take a dog."        A:   A Buck-an-ear!

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Q: What do you do when your nose           Q:   What did one eye say to the other eye?
   goes on strike?
                                           A:   Between you and me something smells
A:   You pick it!

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: When things go wrong, what can you      Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to
   always count on?                           get out of?
A:   Your Fingers                          A:   Trouble


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Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to   Q: What is easy to get into, but hard to
   get out of?                                get out of?
A:   Trouble                               A:   Trouble

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                                         Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the
Q: What is black and white and red all
                                            road?
   over?
                                         A:    Because it was stuck to the
A:   A newspaper or a blushing penguin
                                               chicken's foot!
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Q: Why do statues and paintings of       Q: What kind of dress do you have that
   George Washington always show            you never wear?
   him standing?
A: Because he would never lie!           A:    Your Address

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                                         Q: What is black when clean and white
Q: What is the best way to make time
                                            when it is dirty?
   race?
A:   Use the spur of the moment.         A:    A blackboard

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                                          Q: What is the best way to make time
Q: What has two hands, but no arms?          race?
A:   A Clock?
                                          A:    Use the spur of the moment.

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Can you read the following?              Q: What did the big toe say to the little
(Clue: read the letter)                     toe?
     2Y's Y R, 2 Y's U B
     I C U R 2 Y'S 4 me!                 A:    There's a big heel following us!

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: What means of Transportation gives       Q: Why did the farmer plant sugar
   people colds?                               cubes?

Q: A choo-choo train.                       A:   Because he want to raise cane!

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Q: Why is the longest human nose on         Q: What did the big toe say to the little
   record only 11 inches?                      toe?
A:   Because if it were 12 inches long it
     would be a foot                        A:   There's a big heel following us!

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: What did the banana do when the
   monkey chased it?                        Q: How does a witch tell time?

A:   The banana Split.                      A:   With a witch watch.

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Q: Why do people laugh up their             Q: What is the difference between a fish
   sleeves                                     and a piano?
A:   Because that is where their funny
     bone is!                               A:   You can't tuna fish

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: What is the difference between a fish    Q: What is the difference between a fish
   and a piano?                                and a piano?

A:   You can't tuna fish                    A:   You can't tuna fish

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                                           Q: What Kind of shoes do you make out
Q: What vegetable is dangerous to have
                                              of banana peels?
   aboard ship?
A:   A leek (leak)                         A:   Slippers

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Q: What did the kid say when he opened     Q: What is more amazing than a talking
   his piggy bank? (clue: read letters)       dog?
                                           A:   A Spelling Bee!
A:    O I C U R        M    T

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                                           Q: Who is the biggest liar in the world?
Q: What is more amazing than a talking
   dog?
                                           A:   A rodeo man, because he is always
A:   A Spelling Bee!                            trying to throw the bull.

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Q: Why does a freight car need no          Q: What is the best musical motto?
   locomotive?
                                           A:   B - sharp and B - Natural,
A: Because the freight makes the car-go.        but never B - Flat

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                                           Q: What do you do when a 400 pound
Q: What do you call 100 rabbits jumping
                                              football player breaks a big toe?
   backwards
A:   A receding hare line                  A:   Call a big toe truck

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?      Q: Why did they start night baseball?

A:   It was the chicken’s day off          A:   Because bats like to sleep during the
                                                day

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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot   Q: Where do you send a shoe in the
   and an army man?                           summer?

A:   A Parrot trooper                      A:   Boot camp!

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Q: What do you call a cucumber with a      Q: What vegetable can be found in
   sour disposition?                          people’s shoes?

A:   A Pickle                              A:   Corns

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Q: What’s green and sour and always
                                           Q: What is the most expensive cookie?
   changing its mind?
                                           A:   A fortune cookie
A:   A fickle pickle

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Q: What is green and goes through          Q: How do witches travel when they
   walls                                      don’t have a broom?

A:   Casper the Friendly Cucumber          A:   They witch-hike

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Q: When to monkeys play ball?             Q: Why did the silly fan take his care to
                                             the game?
A:   Ape-ril
                                          A:    He heard it was a long drive to cent
                                                field
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Q: What kind of clothes do lawyers         Q: Is chicken soup good for your
   wear?                                      health?

A:   Lawsuits                              A:    Not if you’re a chicken

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Q: Where to little dogs go when they go    Q: Why did Little Audrey tiptoe past the
   camping?                                   campers?
                                           A:    So she wouldn’t wake the sleeping
A:   In pup tents
                                                 bags
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Q: What do cows give after an              Q: Where is the best place to hide a
   earthquake?                                lawyer?

A:   Milk Shakes                           A:    In a brief case

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Q: Why do bananas use sun block?           Q: Why did the farmer put a computer in
                                              the hen house?
A:   Because they peel.
                                           A:    To make the chickens multiply faster

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Q: What did the hot dog say when it             Q: What’s purple and stamps out forest
   won the race?                                   fires?

A:   I’m a wiener                               A:   Smokey the Grape!

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Q: If lightening strikes the orchestra,         Q: How do you divide 10 tomatoes
   who is most likely to be hit?                   evenly among nine people?

A:   The conductor                              A:   Make tomato sauce

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Q: Hey man, why didn’t Robin play               Q: What song does a car radio play
   baseball?
                                                A:   A Car-toon
A:   He forgot his Bat, man

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                           Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: What is the difference between a hill        Q: What is the difference between a hill
   and a pill?                                     and a pill?
A:   A hill is hard to get up, a pill is hard   A:   A hill is hard to get up, a pill is hard
     to get down                                     to get down
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Q: Why is a poor joke like a broken             Q: What do you get if you cross a
   pencil?                                         cocker spaniel, a poodle and a
                                                   rooster?
A:   Because it has no point                    A: A cocka-poodle-doo

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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
 Q: Why is a banana peel on the side         Q: If you drop a tomato on your toe
    walk like music?                            would it hurt much?
 A:   Because if you don’t C sharp, you’ll
                                             A:   Yes, if it were in a can.
      B flat
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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: A cabbage, a faucet and a tomato had a    Q: What do pigs write with?
   race. How did it go?
A: The cabbage was a-head, the faucet was    A:   A pig-pen
   running, and the tomato has to Ketchup

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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
 Q: What do you get when you cross a         Q: What kind of mistake does a ghost
    rabbit and an insect?                       make?

 A:   Bugs Bunny                             A:   A boo-boo!

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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
 Q: When does Friday come before             Q: When is an apple like a book?
    Thursday?
                                             A:   When it’s read (red)
 A:   In the dictionary

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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                      Elevator Pass (it-on)
 Q: Do bears wear shoes?                     Q: What’s lemonade?

 A:   No, they walk in their bear (bare)     A:   When you help an old lemon across
      feet.                                       the street

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Q: Do bears wear shoes?                      Q: What’s lemonade?

A:   No, they walk in their bear (bare)      A:   When you help an old lemon across
     feet.                                        the street

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                        Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: If you go on a trek through the           Q: What boat takes dentists on a short
   desert, what would you take?                 trip?

A:   A thirst -aid kit.                      A:   The Tooth Ferry (fairy)

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                        Elevator Pass (it-on)
     Why do bees have sticky hair?                Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
Q:                                           Q:

A:   There’s honey in their combs            A:   Robin ate all the worms


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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                        Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q: What is the laziest part of a car?        Q: Where did the Loch Ness Monster
                                                put on its sneakers?
A:   The wheels, they’re always tired
                                             A:   In the Loch-er room

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Q: Why did the silly kid bring a ladder to   Q: Why don’t cows have money?
   the ball game?
                                             A:   Because the farmer milks them dry.
A:   To shake hands with the Giants

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                                                    Why don’t cows have money?
Q: Why is it possible to preserve              Q:
   tomatoes?
                                               A:   Because the farmer milks them dry.
A:   Because we can

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Q: Why did the silly kid bring a ladder to     Q: Why were screams coming from the
   the ball game?                                 kitchen?

A:   To shake hands with the Giants            A:   The cook was beating the eggs.

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Q: Why was the mayonnaise late for the         Q: What did the mother werewolf say to
   game?                                          her son?

A:   It was dressing                           A:   Stop wolfing down your food.

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 Elevator Pass (it-on)                          Elevator Pass (it-on)
Q:   Why do mosquitoes make great
     mathematicians?                           Q: How is a person in jail like a sinking
     They add to misery, subtract from            ship?
A:
     pleasure, divide attention and multiply
                                               A:   Both want to be bailed out
     rapidly.
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Q: What do you call an elephant                Q: If I had 6 tomatoes in one hand and 7
   hitchhiker?                                    tomatoes in the other, what would I
                                                  have?
A:   A two and a half ton pickup               A: . . . . . . . . Big hands!

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What do Winnie The Poo and Alexander           What do you call a bear with no teeth?
The Great have in common?
                                               A gummy bear.
They both have the same middle name.
                                          1.

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What do you say when you see a 2-              Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that
headed monster?                                 were carrying potatoes?
Hello, hello. Goodbye, goodbye.                No one can eat just one potato ship.

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                                               What kind of animal can jump higher that
Why do mother kangaroos hate                     the Empire State building?
 rainy days?                                   Any animal - the Empire State Building
Because their kids have to play inside.        can't jump

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What did the teddy bear say when he was        How do you fix a broken pizza?
offered dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed.                        With tomato paste.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?           What falls in the winter and never
                                                gets hurt?
Nothing, it just waved.                        Snow.

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How many jellybeans can you out in an       What has 100 legs but can not walk?
empty jar?
Only one - after that the jar isn't empty   50 pairs of pants.
anymore.

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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
What did one hair say to the other hair?    What is the state you can wear?

It takes 2 to tangle.                       New Jersey


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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
What's a witch's favorite website?          What's bigger when it's upside down?

The spell-checker.                          The number 6.


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   Elevator Pass (it-on)                       Elevator Pass (it-on)
What did the baby corn say to the Mama      What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk?
 corn?
                                            A centipede with a wooden leg.
Where's Popcorn?

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Knock, Knock,                               Knock, Knock,
Who’s there                                 Who’s there
Thumb                                       Turnip
Thumb Who?                                  Turnip Who?
Thumb day my prince will come.              Turnip the heat, it’s cold out here.
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