Funny inventions

Funny Inventions Smart shopper Automated Grocery List Printer Are your kitchen cupboards looking rather bare? Do you often traverse around the Supermarket only to leave without those precious items which you only realize you've forgotten to purchase only when you arrive home to unpack? Well, fear no more. Rest assured that every item you require is added to your basket and then stacked into your bulging kitchen cupboards and fridge. The Smart Shopper Automated Grocery List Printer comes to your rescue, allowing you to print out a grocery list with minimum of fuss. The device is voice activated, which allows you to talk into the handset which then compiles a textual list ready for printing. It sticks via a magnet to your fridge. The list is sorted by department eliminating wasted time browsing for particular products and comes pre-programmed with 2500 items, with the possibility to add your own. The printer is thermal so there is no need for ink refills, since ink is not even required. Barking Dog Home Protection System There is no better alarm system than a vicious dog barking ferociously at the prowler's awaiting entry point, but the primary disadvantage with this protection method is the incessant cleaning up, albeit with the aid of a pooper scooper. Now you can have the best of both world; a barking protection system which leaves no mess (from the dog anyway, the intruder may mess himself). This invention is called an Alarm Security Bar which adds instant protection to any home without the need for expensive installation and monitoring. The alarm noise is sounded whenever the door knob is touched or door is pushed, so the alarm is designed to be set off under the slightest of pressures. The alarm can either be set to a powerful siren or the alternative barking alarm sound. Led Umbrella Introducing the new LED umbrella. This new device comes equipped with a built in LED light which illuminates in the dark. At the touch of a button the light shines into action offering a safe and secure passage to your destination. The light is embedded inside the handle to lighten the area under the umbrella hood. Come day or night, this gadget has got you covered despite looking like a Star Wars light saber. So for those of you who can't handle a long walk home in the dark, this LED umbrella is sure to make that walk a little bit brighter. Flying Alarm Clock This alarm clock will be sure to wake even the heaviest of sleepers. The idea is simple; when the alarm is triggered part of the alarm will fly and land at some random location in your room. Only when the piece is placed back on the stationary alarm piece will the alarm cease. The flying piece takes to the air via rotating propeller blades which allow it to achieve flight. The only way to silence the alarm is to physically find the propeller and position it back on the alarm, thus forcing you out of your bed. It is a strange concept, but one which might just prove helpful to those who find it difficult to wake up on those Monday mornings.