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					MAKING THE CUT
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     EDITORIAL
     “Best Issuelooksbegreat” and “Iis
             edition
                       Ever”, “The new

     thought you said I’d   published”
     just some of the positive feedback
     on our 200th Issue. We all thought
     that the momentum would be lost
     after that but then some skinheads
                                                      And so to this edition and the veritable
                                                      smörgåsbord of student journalism that is
                                                      laid before you. Impact’s Libby Galvin has
                                                      spent the last month immersing herself
                                                      within the world of student plastic surgery,
                                                      meanwhile various Impact writers have
                                                      been making some interesting observations
                                                                                                       201   CONTENTS
                                                                                                             HOW TO AVOID THE
                                                                                                             SUCCUBUS. PAGE 28
                                                                                                                                             2 EDITORIAL
                                                                                                                                              5 NEWS & COMMENT
                                                                                                                                                The Happy Return closes its doors

                                                                                                                                                In Comment: Attacking the negative media
                                                                                                                                                                                          10 SPORT


                                                                                                                                                Notts Police boss resigns after MP criticism
                                                                                                                                                                                               Heroes and Villains of the Noughties
                                                                                                                                                                                               “The Golden Decade” of sport
                                                                                                                                                                                               Sport gets physical with the AU President

     decided to have a bit of a laugh in              in Hallward. Like, turn to page 25 to learn
     the city centre, cue Impact’s most               about like, dodgy business deals at the
     successful news article ever. With over
     100 comments and a comprehensive
                                                      university like (and on page 22, indulge
                                                      in collective embarrassment at student
                                                                                                                                              FEATURES
     collection of images from 6 Impact               language usage). If that stuff doesn’t get you
     photojournalists, Dave Jackson                   hard then our usual section installments
     managed over 3000 unique page views              should do the trick. Particular highlights
     with his online article ‘EDL Protest             include Film’s review of the decade
     Causes Conflict in City Centre.’ Even            and Lucy Hayes’ interview with Peter
     more impressively, he managed to top             Jackson and Susan Sarandon on page
     Google News search for several days,             63. Our new letters page will keep you
     a first for Impact as it’s usually territory     entertained, seeing as our last issue sparked                                          13 MAKING THE CUT                          24 HOMECOMING
     for the large news organisations.                considerable comment.                                                                                                                    Moving revelations from the front-line
                                                                                                                                               Libby Galvin on the growing trend of
     That aside, it’s a bit quiet now at Impact       So, thanks for picking up a copy - the                                                   plastic surgery among students
     towers, the mass student exodus is in            proceeds won’t go to Comic Relief as we                                                                                           25 DODGY DEALINGS IN
     full swing and the M1 is clogged-up with         are free but even if we weren’t - as we can                                            18 HALLWARD HITLERS                               NOTTINGHAM
     hatchbacks bearing Lenton parking permits.       barely afford to print the last few issues of                                             The fascist rule in our most popular
                                                                                                                                                                                               Exposing questionable University
     Spare a thought though for the international     the year - those starving kids would have                                                 library                                        business practice
     Nottingham students staying here for             to wait. By the time you read this most will                                           19 STUDY                                   26 VICTIMS OF
     Christmas, it must be fairly demoralising        be stuck into examination related blues so
     ordering 2 for £6 pizza on Christmas day,        from Impact to all, break a leg, not your
                                                                                                                                                STEREOTYPES                                    HOLLYWOOD
                                                                                                                                                Making those study sessions that bit           Hattie Hamilton investigates the land
     then again if they’d booked earlier with         career prospects.
                                                                                                                                                more unbearable



                                                          James
     Ryanair... But why would you care anyway,                                                                                                                                                 that can consume, kill and destroy
     it’s bloody January now.                                                                                                                20 WELCOME                                 28 BEWARE THE
                                                                                                                                                Alex Friede on why our doors should            SUCCUBUS
                                                                                                                                                be left open                                   Dispensing genuine advice on avoiding
                                                                                                                                                                                               a certain type of girlfriend
                                                                                                                                             22 SLANGUAGE                               30 OCD
                                                                                                                                                Dabbling with colloquialisms                   The less amusing side of Obsessive-
     EDITORIAL                      DESIGN                                                                                                                                                     Compulsive Disorder
                                                                    WEB                                                                      23 PRETTY SKINNY
     Editor-in-Chief                Design Editor                   Web Editor                                                                  Facing up to eating disorders           31 BLOODY
     James Sanderson                Charles Walker                  Philip Morton                                                                                                              HOMOPHOBIA
                                                                                                                                                                                               Treading a fine line between equality and
     Editor                         Associate Design                Associate Web Editor                                                                                                       safety
     Lucy Hayes                     Editors
                                    Andrew Speer
                                                                    Steph Hartley                                                              REGULARS
     Managing Editor                Zehai Peng                                                                                                                                          52 MUSIC
     Scott Perkins                                                  PUBLICITY                                                                                                                  The best albums of the last year
                                    Image Editors                   PR and Distribution                                                                                                        Decade profile: 1970s
     Associate Editors              Bruno Albutt                    Manager
     Sophia Levine                  Clarita Floyd-Sanchez           Martha McNaughton                                                        32 EXPOSURE                                54 FILM
     Hattie Hamilton                Caroline Wijnbladh                                                                                                                                         The most notable films of the decade
                                                                                                                                                The best of Nottingham students’
     Libby Galvin
                                                                                                                                                photography                                    McLovin feels the force of Impact Film

     SECTION EDITORS                                                                                                                         36 SPARE PARTS                              58 NIGHTS
                                                                                                                                                Disunited States of America                    Meet the clubs
     News Editors                   Style Editors                   Music Editors                                                               Vent your spleen: parking fines                Alchohol and education
     Dave Jackson                   Paul Barlow                     Angus Drummond
     Henry Blanchard                Grace Gordon                    Chris Jones                                                              39 STYLE                                    60 SCIENCE
     Justine Moat                                                                                                                               In The Bleak Midwinter                         Exciting developments at CERN
                                    Arts Editors                    Nights Editors                                                              Fairtrade fashion                              When did romance become dead?
     Sports Editors                 Victoria Carter                 Nina Sorensen
     Thomas Allnutt                 Anne Moore                      Katie Cook                                                               44 TRAVEL                                   62 GRATIS
     Jean-Luc Bragard                                               Sam Tully                                                                   Argentina: Diversidad Increíble                Mad but true
     Max McLaren                    Film Editors                                                                                                Pay as you go travelling
                                    Hannah Coleman                  Science and Technology
     Travel Editors                 Joe Cunningham                  Editors                                                                  47 ARTS                                     63 FAMOUS LAST WORDS
     Alex Kasozi                                                    Ben Griffin                                                                 Nottingham city arts                           Peter Jackson and Susan Sarandon
     Chloe Painter                                                  Aarohi Sharma                                    Image by Tara Wallace
                                                                                                                                                A look at Chinese avant-garde art

02    ISSUE 201                                                                                                                                                                                               JANUARY 2009        03
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18    ISSUE 201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     JANUARY 2010      19
     Alex Friede on why Britain
     should not close its doors
     to immigrants




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52    ISSUE 201                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        JANUARY 2010        53
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     IMPACT FILM’S REVIEW OF THE DECADE
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