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Truly the most astonishing thing happened when that new employee Mindy walked into the meeting wearing Paulina's hair. Reports celebrated the status quo, and Paulina was a big proponent of the status quo, since it paid her a pretty good salary for very little effort. How's the Facilitation Report, Paulina?" "As you can see by looking at - let me see - page 2," she began, "the main delays in project completion or status achievement break down into personnel indecision, end-usage misidentification ... Paulina had expected to retire in thirty years or so, and she could only last thirty more years by keeping herself neutral and pleasant, but she was beginning to find her nerves snapping, her teeth grating, her head filling with explosive scenarios. [...] once you start mopping, you can keep all the hairs you want.
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