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   These are the
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Gazette. It’s ongoing                             	
                          Overseeing us is the
mission, to entertain                             	                    3
                          ever omnipotent Ms.Q.   	
all of you brave enough
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to read it. My name is
                          Memorial Gazette: The
Captain Ryan-Luc                                  	                    5
                          Next Generation.
Picard. With me are

“Do or do not. There is no try.”

“Walk softly and carry a big stick.”
 Theodore Roosevelt

“If a man who cannot count finds a four
 leaf clover, is he lucky?”
 Stanislaw J. Lec
Here are some fun websites to go on!

Current Events

PSSA’s- Mar. 14- Mar. 18
Early Dismissal- April 21, May 6

Easter Break- April 22
Early dismissal- May 27

No School- May 30
      Game Reviews
Call of Duty: Black Ops             Disney Epic Mickey                Little Big PLanet 2
                                                                     This is definitely a
This game is amazing. Its a    Weird. That is all I can say about    game for creative
war game that has             Epic Mickey. It is a game about        people. It has a lot
different modes. Zombie                                              of different levels to
                              Mickey Mouse getting sucked into
mode is my favorite. You                                             choose from on
                              a land of forgotten cartoons that      story mode. You
can work online to get rid
                              he messed up. In it are such old       could also choose
of zombies. You can buy
map packs that come with      characters as Claribelle Cow,          from a bunch of
                              Horace Horsecollar, and Oswald         different community
maps for all versions. You
                                                                     levels made by people.
can also play online          the Lucky Rabbit. Enough about
                                                                     Even if you get tired
multiplayer ! You can         story though, let’s get to             playing the same
play capture the flag,        gameplay. At first it seems like       levels, make your
team death match, search      your basic platformer (double          own! All you have to
and destroy and some                                                 do is go to the moon
                              jump, spin move etc) but
others. Black Ops gets a                                             and make anything
10 from me! !                 eventually you get access to the       your heart desires.
                              games main mechanic Paint and          You get supplies for
                              Thinner. With them you can fill in     the moon by
                              or destroy cartoon objects. They       collecting materials
                                                                     and objects in the
                              generally use this well although
                                                                     story and community
                              sometimes it is a bit convulded. All   levels. The sack-
                              in all it is a good game with a few    person you play with
                              minor problems. I give it a 4 out of   could even be
                              5.                -------Ryan          customized! :)
            1.) The award for the longest name for a person belongs to a German immigrant named Adolph Blaine
            Charles David Earl Fredrick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Qunicy
            Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Zues Wolfeshchlegelsteinhausenbergerderft Sr.

            2.) The fear of vegetables Lachanophobia.

            3.)It snowed in the Sahara desert in 1979.

            4.) The body is taller in the morning than in the afternoon thanks to the excess fluid between the disc. As
            the day goes on our bodies undergo the strain of standing and the fluid seeps out.
Fun Facts
            5.)There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

            6.)Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

            7.)Turkeys have heart attacks. When the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound
            barrier, fields of turkeys would drop dead.

            8.)You can’t sneeze with your eyes open.

            9.)Paparazzi means “Buzzing Mosquitoes” in Italian.

            10.)The first successful head transplant was carried out in 1963 by Robert J. White of Cleveland, Ohio
            who attached the body of 1 monkey to the body of another. THe monkey also survived for several days.

            11.)If yo took all the approximately 60,000 miles of blood vessels out of the bod and layed them end-to-
            end they would stretch around the world twice, and you would probably be arrested.

            12.)The tongue of a blue whale weighs about as much as a full grown elephant or a 2005 H2 SUV.

            13.)All scorpions glow. A scorpion’s exoskeleton contains a thin transparent film called the hyaline layer,
            which fluoresces under ultraviolet light.

            14.)A cockroach’s brain spread throughout its body. If you chop off its head, it can still live for up to a
            week. It finally dies because it can’t eat.

            15.)There are roughly 144,000 mosquitoes for every person on earth.

            16.)Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

            17.)Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.