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These are the
Gabrielle Troi and
adventures of the 1
Madison Crusher. 2
Gazette. It’s ongoing
Overseeing us is the
mission, to entertain 3
ever omnipotent Ms.Q.
all of you brave enough
We hope you enjoy 4
to read it. My name is
Memorial Gazette: The
Captain Ryan-Luc 5
Picard. With me are
“Do or do not. There is no try.”
“Walk softly and carry a big stick.”
“If a man who cannot count finds a four
leaf clover, is he lucky?”
Stanislaw J. Lec
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Early dismissal- May 27
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Disney Epic Mickey Little Big PLanet 2
This is definitely a
This game is amazing. Its a Weird. That is all I can say about game for creative
war game that has Epic Mickey. It is a game about people. It has a lot
different modes. Zombie of different levels to
Mickey Mouse getting sucked into
mode is my favorite. You choose from on
a land of forgotten cartoons that story mode. You
can work online to get rid
he messed up. In it are such old could also choose
of zombies. You can buy
map packs that come with characters as Claribelle Cow, from a bunch of
Horace Horsecollar, and Oswald different community
maps for all versions. You
levels made by people.
can also play online the Lucky Rabbit. Enough about
Even if you get tired
multiplayer ! You can story though, let’s get to playing the same
play capture the flag, gameplay. At first it seems like levels, make your
team death match, search your basic platformer (double own! All you have to
and destroy and some do is go to the moon
jump, spin move etc) but
others. Black Ops gets a and make anything
10 from me! ! eventually you get access to the your heart desires.
games main mechanic Paint and You get supplies for
Thinner. With them you can fill in the moon by
or destroy cartoon objects. They collecting materials
and objects in the
generally use this well although
story and community
sometimes it is a bit convulded. All levels. The sack-
in all it is a good game with a few person you play with
minor problems. I give it a 4 out of could even be
5. -------Ryan customized! :)
1.) The award for the longest name for a person belongs to a German immigrant named Adolph Blaine
Charles David Earl Fredrick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Qunicy
Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Zues Wolfeshchlegelsteinhausenbergerderft Sr.
2.) The fear of vegetables Lachanophobia.
3.)It snowed in the Sahara desert in 1979.
4.) The body is taller in the morning than in the afternoon thanks to the excess fluid between the disc. As
the day goes on our bodies undergo the strain of standing and the fluid seeps out.
5.)There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
6.)Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
7.)Turkeys have heart attacks. When the Air Force was conducting test runs and breaking the sound
barrier, fields of turkeys would drop dead.
8.)You can’t sneeze with your eyes open.
9.)Paparazzi means “Buzzing Mosquitoes” in Italian.
10.)The first successful head transplant was carried out in 1963 by Robert J. White of Cleveland, Ohio
who attached the body of 1 monkey to the body of another. THe monkey also survived for several days.
11.)If yo took all the approximately 60,000 miles of blood vessels out of the bod and layed them end-to-
end they would stretch around the world twice, and you would probably be arrested.
12.)The tongue of a blue whale weighs about as much as a full grown elephant or a 2005 H2 SUV.
13.)All scorpions glow. A scorpion’s exoskeleton contains a thin transparent film called the hyaline layer,
which fluoresces under ultraviolet light.
14.)A cockroach’s brain spread throughout its body. If you chop off its head, it can still live for up to a
week. It finally dies because it can’t eat.
15.)There are roughly 144,000 mosquitoes for every person on earth.
16.)Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
17.)Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.