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					          They CAME from some-when else
                             An original script by David Priebe
                                    October, 2006 draft.


1 EXT forest- Day
Pirdill (humanoid babe) is running sweating and panting with several other humanoid
chicks and dudes through the woods making hand signals, gestures and grunts. Dinosaur
runs past camera. Dinosaur keeps running past aliens several times on either side.
Humanoids run faster and harder and make more noise. One after another the they are
getting picked off by the dinosaur until only Pirdill is left. Cornered, she attacks the
dinosaur with her spear. The dinosaur is unharmed and moves forward. She falls to the
ground and backs away on her back. Then there is a pivotal moment where they look
into each others eyes. Suspense, suspense… Then out of nowhere from the side, a
humanoid man rushes in and stabs the dinosaur with his spear in the head and the creature
dies. Shaken, he removed his spear and looks at it. The stone on the end of the spear is
made out of weird orange rock. He looks at it and laughs excitedly. Fade out.

                      (Introduction with Maudlin song “Stacy Dahl”)


2) INT Conference room-Day

Camera opens in the rear of a conference room. At the front of the room a team of
scientists and government official are standing, Dr Darrel Didmeier is speaking behind a
podium. The other scientists are lined up at either side of him. In front of them a dozen
reporters are seated to ask questions, behind them an equal sized group of public
including Dr David Dunaway.

KIMBERLY GLOBE (snoopy reporter)
(too Dr Didmeier)

…so, if the portal works it will be able to take scientists to any planet in the galaxy?

DR. DIDMEIER
Yes, that‟s correct Kimberly. The portal will be able to create an opening through space
that you could step through as easily as you would step through your front door. Scientist
will be able to study new places in person with great ease. It will revolutionize the way
we study planets.

REPORTER #1
And when do you expect this to be operational?

DR DIDMEIER
(pleased)
We are hoping to make a successful opening any day now
REPORTER #2
But Dr. Didmeier, how will you know how to find specific planets? Is there a method
that can be used, or will this be trial and error?

DR DIDMEIER
Well, initially there will be some trial and error as we fine tune our method of generating
inter-space coordinates, but, that can only be expected. Remember, no one has ever done
anything like this before.

PROF GIBBS (crazy old scientist)
 (Sounding crazy and creepy)
It would be more correct to say, „No one ever SHOULD done anything like this before,‟
wouldn‟t it, Dr. Didmeier? The path you are walking down, has been trotten upon
before, if you‟ll remember. Or has the good „Dr‟ not told you what else he‟s trying to
create an opening though? Not just space. Also Time. (drama drama) Yes, time. And
what should happen if the place you open up, is not only not where you expect, but also
not when you expect

DR DIDMEIER
(laughs)
Old crazy professor Gibs. So nice of you to drop by and regale us all with one of your
fairy tales. But this is science Professor Gibs, not magic. Specific mathematic sonic
algorithms and hypo-glycolic projections leave us little room for error, much less for
„hocus pocus.
(crowd chuckles)

KIMBERLY GLOBE
But Dr Didmeier, isn‟t it still a possibility you might open up the portal somewhere you
did not expect? What should happen if someone were to go through and encounter
something destructive? What should happen if something like that were to come through
to our side of the portal?

GOVERNMENT PR GUY
All of these concerns have of course been addressed. And safe guards are in place, but
are far to complicated to explain in lay terms. This project has been underway for years
now, our team has thought of everything. Now, thank you all for your questions, but we
must be going, there is still much work to be done today.

(Officials lead science team off stage and out of room amidst the clamor of the reporters
still trying to ask questions. Dr David, looking concerned, makes his exit as well.)
3) EXT outside building with conference room-day

David is walking away, behind him the team of scientists and government officials are
breaking up and going their separate ways. Reporters and rest of crowd are exiting
building. Girlfriend Scientist (Elise Montgomery) begins walking toward David. In the
background Katrina Malles walks off looking all directions

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(as walks up to David and kisses him hello)
Isn‟t it exciting?

DR DAVID
(smiling supportively, but outwardly concerned)
Yes, if it truly will do all they say it can, it will be remarkable.

Kimberly Globe walks up behind them with her cameraman following.

KIMBERLY GLOBE
Dr Dunaway, would you mind if I asked you a few questions?
(doesn‟t wait for reply)
What is your take on the Portal Project.

DR DAVID
(glancing troubled at ELISE MONTGOMERY)
Ah, well, it all sounds scientifically sound. And with Elise on the team, I have no doubt
they‟ll be able to do it
(tosses flirtatious glance at Elise Montgomery)


KIMBERLY GLOBE
Are you concerned at all with some of the possible dangers that this Portal could bring?

DR DAVID
(darkening)
There are some things that could hypothetically go wrong to disastrous proportions…


                      DR Didmeier glides up from behind on Segway

DR DIDMEIER
Keep in mind, Kimberly, that‟s just his side of the story. (To Dr David, smugly) And he
got his degrees from state colleges.

DR DAVID
Well it doesn‟t take a degree from Harvard to see that what you‟re doing is dangerous
Darrel! The ---insert jargon--- alone could even ---jargon the jargon jargon….

DR DIDMEIER
Those are some pretty big words for someone who works out of his basement! Did you
read those off your water heater? (laughs) Why don‟t you go back in your basement and
leave the real science to me and your girlfriend, I think we‟ve got it all under control.

(Girl Friend Scientist looks embarrassed.)

DR DAVID
I truly hope you‟re right Darrel. But if you‟re not, it won‟t be a laughing matter. (to
Elise) Come on Elise, lets go home.

David and Elise start to walk away, Darrel glides of

DR DIDMEIER
(over shoulder) I‟ll see you tomorrow Elise (to David) and I‟ll see you in hell!

KIMBERLY GLOBE
Well there you have it folks, a controversial new project could mean incredible advances
in space research, but at what cost? How safe is opening a gateway into other galaxies?
We will soon find out, Bob?


David and Elise walk over to moped and put on helmets.

ELISE MONTGOMERY
 Sorry Dave, he‟s only like that around you. Ever since you beat him at last years
summer county science relay, he‟s been nothing but bitter. I‟ve tried talking to him about
it, but he‟s just not interested in trying to patch things up…

DR DAVID
It‟s not your fault Elise. It‟s sad though, he used to be a good friend… Come on, lets go,
I want to show you what I‟ve been working on in the lab

They get on moped and drive away


4) EXT alley way-Day

Katrina Malles walks away from the crowd and ducks into an alley looking over her
shoulder. At the end of an alley there is a vehicle with tinted windows. Glancing around
on last time she opens the front passenger door and gets in.

5 INT inside tinted vehicle- Day
Driver is stoic looking straight ahead and does not even acknowledge Katrina Malles. She
is nervous and swallows before turning to see the rear passengers. In the back seat are
three aliens (the stereo typical little yellow-grey ones with big eyes)

ALIEN ONE
Thank you for coming, bi-pedal vertebrate.

ALIEN TWO
Yes, your presence as requested pleases us. Surely you will be spared and not perish with
the other filthy Earth mammals when we assume dominion of your planet.

ALIEN THREE
Yes, Surely

ALIENS
Surely Surely Surely

ALIEN ONE
Of course

KATRINA MALLES
(swallows again then tries to compose herself to seem pleasant)
It is my honor to be here.
(inclines head slightly)

ALIEN ONE
Yes, pleasantries are over now. You must do this for us. When the portal becomes
operational you must enter these coordinates (hands Katrina Malles piece of paper with
numbers/letters written on it) when no one is aware. So the next time the portal is opened
it will go to the coordinates. Will you do this?

KATRINA MALLES
Where will this open up to?

ALIEN THREE
Not important

ALIEN TWO
You‟re brain would not understand it

ALIEN ONE
All you must know is that you must do this or we will not like you as much, and less
liking will mean much disliking and far more not letting living from us.

KATRINA MALLES
Ok, ok, I will enter the coordinates.

ALIEN ONE
Good. Then when you have done this you must leave quickly. Time will show you what
will happen. (laughs) Yes, time will tell you.

ALIEN TWO
(chuckles)
Time will show you carbon life form!

KATRINA MALLES
(a little disturbed)
…Ok… Well, what if they never get the portal working? Then what?

ALIENS
Hmmm hmmm hmmm

ALIEN ONE
Then you will bring this back to us

ALIEN TWO
Yes, the paper, we will have it

ALIEN THREE
Now go. When it is done, we will find you.

(Katrina Malles takes paper and puts it in jacket pocket )

ALIEN TWO
That pocket is not safe, it must be kept very, very safe!

(Katrina Malles looks confused, takes it out of her jacket pocket and puts it in the pocket
on the other side)

ALIEN ONE
Yes, this pocket is better

ALIEN THREE
Yes, this one is safe

ALIEN TWO
Now go!



6 INT laboratory –evening
David and Elise Montgomery enter large basement laboratory. There are nerdy things all
over, also living quarters, bed sofas all mixed in with the lab crap. Also, there are some
martial arts paraphernalia here and there.

DR DAVID
(walking up to table with lab crap on it)
Here it is!

ELISE MONTGOMERY
What is it?

DR DAVID
I‟ve been working on this secretly for years, but I haven‟t told anyone about it because I
wasn‟t sure I‟d ever perfect it. (excitedly) But, I think I almost have. I found a way to
chemically fuse new strands of DNA into a living organism- altering their existing DNA.
Then I analyzed the human and animal genomes. I spent months figuring out what each
specific strand did,, and I isolated some of the greatest traits of all terrestrial life and
encoded them into this nucleic acid chemical catalyst of long polymer nucleotides. In
theory, if someone injected this into their system, all their traits would begin to improve.
They would be smarter, faster, stronger! Their senses would be more in tune, and they
would heal with remarkable speed. It could push back the aging process decades, maybe
longer.

ELISE MONTGOMERY
But, how can you tell for sure this would work? You could inject this into some and it
could kill them?

DR DAVID
That‟s just the thing. Think about it, Elise, old people could be given this, and they
wouldn‟t die. Cancer patients. People with genetic diseases. They could all be cured.
People who have been un-athletic, or slow learners could take this. It would level the
playing field, we‟d all be equal- we‟d all be perfect. But, there‟s no real way to test it
without endangering someone…

ELISE MONTGOMERY
But, isn‟t it some of our inequalities- even our short comings, that help make us who we
are, make us individuals?

DR DAVID
You don‟t understand Elise you had a normal upbringing. But, I‟ve always be set apart
because of the way I was born. You see, I wasn‟t just the nerdy kid at school, I was also
the best athlete. I read War and Peace for the first time when I was three- that was also
the same year I won my first kick boxing championship.
Do you know what it‟s like, to be so gifted, and have to watch the people around you
struggle? Watching them make fun of each other for their genetic ineptitudes? They
couldn‟t help it. …they couldn‟t help it. And then there‟s people like Darren, so
insecure. He‟s a brilliant man, but he runs like a girl. That‟s the real reason he hates
Elise. It had nothing to do with the county science relay. He challenged me to a game of
tennis. …I beat him so badly, but he asked to play another, and another. With each
game he got more and more bitter, more hateful. Don‟t you see? Maybe with this he
could have at least tide a match with me. Maybe if he had this, he wouldn‟t hate me so
much!
(looks ready to cry)

ELISE MONTGOMERY
Oh David! (they embrace)

After a moment David pushes her away to see her face

DR DAVID
You have to promise me something Elise

ELISE MONTGOMERY
Anything

DR DAVID
Just, just promise me you‟ll be careful around him. The stuff you‟re trying to do with
this portal… it‟s a dangerous as it is remarkable, and Darren is a changed man. He‟s
capable of doing terrible things. If this thing works, it could be dangerous in his hands.
Just promise me you‟ll take care of yourself. If something happened to you, I couldn‟t
bare it.

ELISE MONTGOMERY
You don‟t need to worry, we have special government agents all over the compound,
they‟re the one‟s really running the show. They won‟t let things get out of hand.

DR DAVID
Just promise me if they do you‟ll get out of there. Ok?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
I promise.

They embrace and start making out (fake style) and move to bed side. Scene moves out
to EXT scene of house they‟re in, with sky at sunset, fade out
.
7 INT Government research facility-day

It‟s the next morning at the government research facility where the portal is being worked
on. A large room filled with computers, at the center something that looks like the
StarGate. The team of scientist are all present working, and there are also government
agents standing about guarding. Katrina Malles and Stacy Dahl are chatting with Elise
Montgomery,at a small break table.

STACY DAHL
So what did David think of the presentation last night?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
He was a little worried actually.

STACY DAHL
Really? Weird, what does he think could go wrong?

KATRINA MALLES
 (openly nervous/stressed out)
You know, there really are lots of things that could go wrong opening up the portal. We
have no clue what‟s out there.
(her hand holding her coffee is shaking, she tries to mask her nervousness by taking a
drink)

STACY DAHL
Katrina, you‟ve seen all the safety measures that we‟ve taken, and all the guards here.
And besides, what are the odds of us opening the portal to some place dangerous?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
 (to traitor) I think we‟re all just a little nervous now that we‟re so close to actually
opening the portal.

KATRINA MALLES
…yeah, you‟re probably right. (starts to walk away) But, if something were to go wrong,
don‟t worry about the lab, don‟t worry about anyone. Just run.
(hurriedly walks away)

Elise Montgomery and Stacy Dalh exchange concerned looks.

Just then there is a commotion near the portal, Elise Montgomery and Stacy Dahl leave
table and go over to portal. Rest of scientist and agents huddle in. There‟s a funky noise
and the portal lights up. After a few moments of cheap special effects, the portal opens
up to a bare and desolate planet.

DR DIDMEIER
I done it! I‟ve done it! (laughs excitedly) Who wants to take their lunch break on
Mars!?!?

Scientists cheer.
DR DIDMEIER
Everyone, lets take the rest of the day off to celebrate!

Everyone cheers again, and starts to disperses. DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
and two others start walking off with Dr Didmeier discussing something. Elise
Montgomery and STACY DAHL are walking out together

STACY DAHL
Wow, I can‟t believe we finally done it! Can you even imagine how exciting working
with the portal will be now that it‟s operational?! Hey, lets go get a drink and celebrate!

ELISE MONTGOMERY
 (also excited) Yeah, that‟s great idea. Oh, crap, I forgot my purse, just one second, I‟ll
be right back.

Elise Montgomery turns and walks back into the lab

STACY DAHL
(as she keeps walking) Ok, I‟ll be out by my car



8 INT Government research facility-day

Katrina Malles is in the main lab with the portal. She‟s very nervous and sweating,
looking all over for people who might see her. She goes up to the coordinate computer
for the portal and takes out the piece of paper. She hesitates. Looks very conflicted.
Fade to flashback.

9 INT room in side spaceship- there is no day, nor night in space.

White room with table in the center of it. Katrina Malles lying on table naked, covered
by blanket. The three aliens are surrounding her holding various foreign devices.

ALIEN ONE
Do you know what you are worth to us Earth mammal? Do you know how little?

ALIEN TWO
Yes, how can we explain, in terms your brain can understand, how worthless you are.

ALIENS
Hmmm Hmmm

(Katrina Malles is terrified)

ALIEN THREE
Hot Pocket!

ALIEN TWO
Yes, you are a hot pocket to us!

ALIEN ONE
You are a hot pocket out of the package without the other hot pocket it came with

ALIEN THREE
Does that make your brain understand?

ALIEN TWO
You are as useful to us as an unsavory meal stored in a drawer. And when it comes time
to eat you we often will say to colleagues around us, „I do not want this food item I have
stored here for consumption because it will not please my taste, do any others among us
agree‟ and the other shall say, „yes we agree‟ and then you shall say, let us go an acquire
more pleasing food from a center of commerce, and we will put this back in our drawer
for another time.‟

ALIEN ONE
Yes, another time! Does that explain to you how worthless you are to us.

ALIEN THREE
(louder and more aggressive)
Now you will listen vertebrate, you will do as we command, and you will serve our will
like a good hot pocket, or we will have entirely no use for you at all.
ALIEN TWO
You will be a well mannered Hot Pocket!

ALIEN THREE
I think it is time to show you how serious we are

ALIEN ONE
yes, indeed, that time has come for hot pocket!

ALIEN THREE
Do you know what this is? (gestures to odd device in his hand)

KATRINA MALLES
(choked and in horror)
…N-no

ALIEN ONE
In terms your mind can digest we will compare it to a laser… A laser that is capable of
burning holes straight through flesh and bone jargon, jargon, etc…
ALIEN THREE
Do you know, Hot Pocket, what I am going to do with it?

(Katrina Malles shakes her head „no‟ terrified)

ALIEN THREE
(loudly and quickly as he moves forward)
I will beat you with it!

Aliens all move in beating Katrina Malles with devices as hard as they can. After a good
beating, the aliens move away from Katrina Malles to reveal her face. Her hair is
disheveled, and there is one very small spot of blood from her nose. Otherwise she looks
exactly the same.

ALIEN TWO
Has the Hot Pocket had enough, or does she need more to understand?

(aliens all move in again)

KATRINA MALLES
(screams as they began to torture her again, scene fades out)


10 INT Government research facility-day

Fades back to research facility in front of portal coordinates. Katrina Malles is now
crying quietly. She moves to computer and enters coordinates. Then she looks to make
sure no one saw and hurriedly leaves.

11 INT Government research facility-day

Elise Montgomery is returning for her purse walking down a hallway towards the main
lab. As she‟s walking she passes an open door way where Dr Didmeier is talking with
several government agents. She stops to over hear what they are saying.

DR DIDMEIER
(tense)
I thought this was the project. To create this portal to go to other galaxies!

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Yes, yes, it was, but why would we want to get to other galaxies, unless we had a reason.

DR GROSSMAN
You see Dr Didmeier, inter-galactic travel has happened before. Have you ever heard of
the Secret Inter-Galactic Travel Project?
DR DIDMEIER
Of course I‟ve heard of it, we‟ve all heard of it, but we all thought it was a myth.

DR GROSSMAN
It is no myth Dr Didmeier. Twenty years ago the government commissioned the project
for exploratory purposes. The equipment was nothing as advanced as what you‟ve
created, but it work. …for a time. The machine became uncontrollable, sending our men
where ever, and even whenever it chose. Some of them never made it back. All the
coordinates were saved. Some to remember where things were we wished to find again,
others so we would know never to return.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Now that we have a functional machine again, we must go back to some of these places.
On one trip in particular, our crew uncovered advanced alien weaponry. We believe the
Russians may have these coordinates as well. If they are able to create a portal of their
own they could go there and get these weapons. The president has made it a top priority
for us to get them first. After we have them we can analyze them and adapt them for
Earth warfare.

DR DIDMEIER
What kind of weaponry are we talking about?

GOV AGENT ONE
The worst kind, DR, the worst kind.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Which is why we need it first.

DR DIDMEIER
I understand, tomorrow we‟ll start work on reaching these coordinates.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Good, good.

(agents and start to leave)

Oh, and DR, after this, you‟ll never have to worry about funding again


12 INT Government research facility/Dr Dave’s lab-day

(hearing the conversation finished, Elise Montgomery hurries away into main lab. She
finds her purse and picks it up, then turns to look to make sure the room is empty. Seeing
that it is, she moves to a corner, and dials her phone.

DR DAVID
Hello

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(panicked)

David, it‟s me.

DR DAVID
Elise, what‟s wrong?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
You were right, you were right about it all!

DR DAVID
Calm down Elise Montgomery, what was I right about, are you ok?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
Dr Didmeier, he‟s going to help the government find some kind of weapon on another
planet so they can use it for combat. This whole project has been about them getting to
other planets to get better weaponry. David, we have to do something, no one should
have this kind of power.

DR DAVID
Where are you Elise?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
I‟m at the lab

DR DAVID
Listen to me Elise, you need to get out of there right now, do you hear me? (phone
silence) Elise!? Elise, are you there?!

13 INT Government research facility-day

ELISE MONTGOMERY
David? David? (take phone away from her head and looks at it)
(turning)Stupid dropped calls…

As she turns she comes face to face with Dr Didmeier who has been listening.

DR DIDMEIER
Hello Elise, making a personal call at work?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(visably scared)
(Laughs at the joke) no, I was just calling David to let him know I was done early so we
could go get together.

what DR DIDMEIER
Really? That‟s not it sounded like to me (stepping towards her)

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(backing away, now moving towards portal)
Dr Didmeier, it‟s not what you think, I swear, I just got a little excited, that‟s all.

DR DIDEIER
(strikes her in the face, she falls to the ground)
(Angrily) Do you think I am a fool, Elise? DO you!?!?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(terrified, almost a scream) NO! NO!! NO!! (she begins to cry)

DR DIDMEIER
You think you and your precious boyfriend can take all this (gestures around room) from
me?? Well he‟s not taking anything else from me, NOTHING ELSE.

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(sobbing) Please Dr Didmeier, please!

DR DIDMEIER
(grabs her by the arm, forcing her to her feet and drags her towards the portal) Maybe
you‟d like to be the first to try out the fully operational portal?

ELISE MONTGOMERY
(crying, gripping his arm she stumbled along with him)
PLEASE!!

DR. DIDMEIER
Maybe you‟d like to see what Mars is like this time of day without a pesky space suit to
keep you from getting the full experience? (pushes her down in front of the portal)


(Elise Montgomery gets up crying, Dr Didmeier moves to the control panel and starts
pushing buttons)

ELISE MONTGOMERY
What are you doing? (panicked) you can‟t just kill me?!

DR DIDMEIER
And who‟s going to stop me, your tennis-playing boyfriend? I don‟t think so! Not this
time, not this time (flips final switch)
ELISE MONTGOMERY
NO!!!!


(Portal lights up and after a few more special effects opens. There is a wooded area and
jungle noise)

DR DIDMEIER
(confused)
What the?! This isn‟t Mars!?


Abruptly there is a loud dinosaur scream and a dinosaur bursts through the trees and
grabs Elise Montgomery in it‟s mouth. Elise screams franticly as dinosaur shakes her
around and tosses her to the floor and begins to gnaw at her. Dr Didmeier is in shock,
shaking and backing away slowly. Then another dinosaur steps through. The two
dinosausrs make noises at each other and then the 2nd dinosaur moves around the first
dinosaur and Elise‟s body towards Dr Didmeier. Dr Didmeier turns and breaks into a
dead run out of the lab, the dinosaurs both follow fade out.


After dinosaurs leave Stacy Dahl gets up from where she‟s been hiding, looks over at
Elise Montgomery‟s body from across the room, she‟s terrified, runs out different door
than Dr Didmeier left from

14 INT Dr Dave’s lab-day

DR DAVID
Hello? Elise? Hello?

(puts phone down, looks over to cupboard. Runs over to it and grabs some kind of
weapon out of it then bolts out side.

15 EXT outside Dr Dave’s lab-day

Dr David runs outside and hops on moped, peels out and drives off.



16 EXT outside Government research facility-day

Dr Didmeier comes running out of building looking over his shoulder. Dinosaurs follow
him. He jumps on his Segway and takes off. One of the dinosaurs veers off into the
woods surrounding the compound, the other follows the Segway down the road. As the
dinosaur gains on him Dr Didmeier looks at it in his rearview mirror and leans forward to
go faster. The dinosaur is now almost parallel with the Segway . It rams the Segway
with the side of it‟s head. Dr Didmeier is terrified. Slowly the Segway breaks ahead and
dinosaur can no longer keep up. Dinosaur relents, stops in street and roars. Dr Didmeier
watches it with relief over his shoulder as he escapes.

17 EXT outside Government research facility-day

http://files.digitaltundra.com/HottCat/HottCatt.exeDavid arrives outside compound and
gets off moped and runs inside.

18 INT Government research facility-day

Inside facility, David enters the main laboratory and sees Elise Montgomery from across
the room

DR DAVID
Elise! NO!!! (runs across the room to her)

Elise! (gentally turns her over and cradles her in his arms. She is obviously dead. He
starts crying and calling her name, getting louder and louder and freaking out more until
he‟s like bellowing and shrieking insainly. Picture pans back from an overhead angle and
as it pans out sappy love song fades in, eventually cutting rest of sound out completely so
you can no longer hear Dr David crying, but you can still see him bailing, holding Elise
rocking back and forth. Then, around him on the screen a montage of other scenes are
seen fading in and out around him as he cries. First scenes with David and Elise earlier
in the movie, then scene that were not actually in the movie. Walking holding hands,
food fight, out door activities, carnival, an emotional argument scene, an emotional
consoling scene. This goes on for the entire length of the sappy ballad. Then as song has
started to fade out, a figure bolts past camera. Sappy music is cut off and suspenseful
music kicks in. Camera pans in close and closer to David from behind. Abruptly a
woman comes up behind him and puts her hand over his mouth.

PIRDILL
Shhh. (quietly in Dr David‟s ear)You must be silent, there are more of them near by.

DR DAVID
(turning to see her)
Who- What are you?

PIRDILL
There is Pirdill. I will explain when we are safe, come!

(dinosaur appears at other end of lab and starts after them)

She leads him running by the hand out of the lab.
19 EXT outside Government research facility-day

DR DAVID
(running and pointing to his moped)
Quickly, get on the back of my moped

(the two get on the moped and drive off.)

DR DAVID
(looking back at her as he drives)
You‟re not human, are you?

PIRDILL
No, I‟m from the planet Giltose, which is light years from here.

DR DAVID
But, then, how do you speak English?

PIRDILL
It‟s a long story…

(fades out as they drive off)

20 EXT on street courner

Dr Didmeier‟s Segway is parked and he is very upset talking on his cell phone.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
(over phone) My God! And how many came through before the gate was closed?!

DR DIDMEIER
(after long pause, starting to cry)
I didn‟t close the gate!

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
God help us all! Stay where you are Dr, I‟ll send a car to get you.

21 INT Government office-day

Sr Gov Agent is at his desk looking worried hangs up the phone, picks up and dials out.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
General, it‟s Dept. Dir Hunter. We have a situation at the lab. The disaster we always
hoped we wouldn‟t have to face, it happened.

Fades out
22 EXT along a road-day

Moped with Dr David and PIRDILL pulls over along side of road, they get off and take
their helmets off.

DR DAVID
You‟ve got to tell me what‟s going on, who are you? And what were those things back
there? Whatever they were, we need tell someone fast before more people get hurt.

PIRDILL
I am called Pirdill and those creatures are Homisaurs we are both from Giltose. The
Homisaurs are a highly evolved race similar to ancient Earth dinosaurs, but much more
advanced. They feed solely on humanoids for sustenance.

DR DAVID
And how do you know so much about Earth?

PIRDILL
Twenty years ago a team of Earth scientists somehow found there way onto our planet.
They were trapped there for years trying to find a way out. They taught us their language
and about life on Earth. Is it true, that here humanoid creatures rule the planet?

DR DAVID
Yes, Humans run the Earth, what is the dominant species on you‟re home world?

PIRDILL
The Homisaurs

(David is shocked and scared)

You have no idea what they are capable off, if that portal had not opened when it did,
distracting them, I would not have survived. If many have them were able to come
through, your planet may face the same doom as my own. On Giltose we live in hiding
and in fear from the moment we are born. The Homisaurs are always hunting. They
allow us only to have enough numbers to continue breeding for their food. It has been
this way for thousands of years.

DR DAVID
But I don‟t understand how they could be so smart

PIRDILL
You must understand, in your Earth universe Giltose doesn‟t even exist, and it won‟t for
millions of years. The Homisaurs aren‟t just alien dinosaurs, David, they‟re alien
dinosaurs from the future.
(da da daaa!!! David looks shocked)

DR DAVID
Then they must be stopped!

PIRDILL
The only way we have ever found to kill them is by stabbing them with the Extermilite
stone, do you have this stone here on Earth?

DR DAVID
I hope we do Pirdill, I hope we do. Come on, we need to go tell the authorities what‟s
happened.

(they get back on moped and drive away.)

23 EXT outside Government research facility-day

Sr gov agent, and gov scientist, along with other agents are there talking with Dr
Didmeier.

DR DIDMEIER
We were just trying to run a quick test, and when we opened the portal it wasn‟t Mars, it
was another planet, and those things came running out and grabbed GFS, that‟s when I
ran

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
(backhands Dr Didmeier)
Enough of your nerd lingo man, just tell us in plain English what happened!

GOV AGENT ONE
(coming out of facility, trots up to Sr Gov Agent and interrupts)
All clear Sir, whatever was in there isn‟t there anymore.

(everyone moves into the building)

24 INT Government research facility-day

(everyone is gathered around the portal computer, agents are still looking very alert.)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
(surveys body of Girl Friend Scientist shaking his head)
My God!

DR GROSSMAN
Sir, you need to take a look at this!
(everyone gathers around, Sr Gov Agents at front)

Look at these coordinates (pointing to screen)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
What am I looking at?

DR GROSSMAN
These coordinates, these couldn‟t be here accidentally, these are the exact coordinates for
the Giltose disaster!

(everyone is shocked, Didmeier is confused)

DR DIDMEIER
I don‟t understand

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Remember when we told you we had traveled to other galaxies before? (Dr Didmeier
shakes head yes) –FADES TO FLASH BACK

25 INT LAB WITH CRAPPY SHIP

There‟s a crappy looking space ship about the size of a car in the middle of a lab/launch
site.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
(NARRATION)

It was supposed to be a routine jump to a planet we were studying to see if we could mine
for natural resources. We‟d been there twice already taking readings with instruments.

26 INT INSIDE SHIP

Shows men all crammed into spaceship at odd angels. Two Scientists, Pilot, and four
army guys.

PILOT
(flipping switches) Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Opening worm hole.

Ship starts to shake, there are some crappy lights and special effects and the ship appears
in the middle of a wooded area.

PILOT
What the?

CO PILOT
These calculations can‟t be correct- we‟re not even in the same galaxy we should be.

PROF GIBBS
No, it‟s not impossible. Just highly improbable. We knew there was a slight chance
something could happen and we‟d end up some where- and… (trails off)

COMMANDER BIRCH
And what Gibbs?

PROF GIBBS
It‟s not important now. We need to make another jump, we have no idea where we are,
we could even be in danger

PILOT
The fuel crystals, they‟re on empty! That‟s impossible, we can‟t have gone that far!

CO PILOT
Opening channel to jump base. Jump base, Jump base come in this the Explorer Shuttle
One do you copy. (pause- static) there‟s no signal. That‟s impossible, no matter how far
we‟ve gone the trans-galactic communicator should be operational.

(ROAR from outside, everyone looks around nervously.)

COMMANDER BIRCH
You need to fix this fast Captain. Lieutenant, what the atmosphere like out there.

CO PILOT
Normal gravitational pull, class five gas structure. Well, that‟s our first lucky break, it‟s
almost identical to Earths.

COMMANDER BIRCH
Alright, Gibbs, stay with the pilots, find us a way out of here. The rest of you lock and
load. We‟ll need to secure a perimeter. Lets find out if the native are friendly.

ARMY GUYS
grunts and shouts, aye ayes‟ ext door opens the all hustle out


COMMANDER BIRCH
Move out!

27 EXT WOODS

The men all run outside the ship into a wooded area and spread out with their guns. One
by one they‟re all picked off screaming. Some are thrown threw the air. One desperate
solder turns his gun on himself in despair and lasers his face leaving only a chard hunk of
something that doesn‟t even look like a head.

COMMANDER BIRCH
RUN! There‟s too many of them RUN!

Hearing this, Prof Gibbs and the two pilots leave the ship and run closely followed by
Commander Birch and a remaining solder.

One of the pilots is eaten, then the last solder so only Gibbs, Birch, and Co Pilot remain.
Soon they are surrounded by the Homisaurs and they are closing in. Suddenly Pirdill and
several native humanoids come to their rescue and attack the Homisaurs with spears that
all have orange rocks on them.

28 EXT CAMPING MONTAGE

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
 (NARRATION) over a montage of scene depicting the narration.
We were trapped there for four years. We taught the natives our language, they taught us
about their plant and the creatures. They could only be killed by stabbing them with a
kind of enchanted rock found only on Giltose. As the days past we saw how the whole
race of natives had to fight to live everyday just to survive. The creatures ruled every
part of the planet. We nick named them Homisaurs, because they didn‟t kill for food, the
killed because they enjoyed it. After a time they stumbled upon a cave that contained the
same crystals that were used to fuel the Explorer. They knew this might be their only
chance of making it home again and so they decided to take it.

29 EXT WOODS

Birch, Gibbs, Co Pilot, Pirdill and several other native are sneaking through the woods
towards the ship. They stop when it‟s with in sight. At the ship there are several
Homisaurs working on the ship.

COMMANDER BIRCH
My God, what are they doing.

PROF GIBBS
(taking binoculars from Birch and looking through them- violently grabs Birch‟s arm
after looking) They‟re- they‟re trying to fix the ship- they‟re trying to get back to Earth!

CO PILOT
Well, they‟re not getting anywhere without these (hold up crystals)

COMMANDER BIRCH
Pirdill, do you think you can take them, there‟s four of them that I can see.
PIRDILL
Consider them dead. (gestures with her hands and the humanoids all move out)

COMMANDER BIRCH
Alright, lets go!


The three make their way to the craft. The humanoids emerge from the woods all around
the homisaurs and start to attack only to find that the homisaurs are all fake stuff
homisaurs. …which look slightly more crappy that the real costumes.

PIRDILL
It‟s a trap!!!

COMMANDER BIRCH
Hurry, there‟s no time!!

More homisaurs come out of the woods from behind them and start killing the natives.
Commander Birch dies dramatically fighting.

CO PILOT
Get in the cockpit and fire up the engine Professor, I‟ll load the crystals.

PROF GIBBS
No! You can‟t you‟ll die outside.

CO PILOT
There‟s no other way, you‟ve never loaded crystals before, if it‟s done incorrectly you
could kill us all. You have to do it. I‟ll make. I‟ll get it done in time to get inside with
you before I get eaten.

PROF GIBBS
NO! You don‟t understand, I love you! Screw the ship, screw the homisaurs, lets just
run, the two of us. We‟ll live in the caves with the natives, but we‟ll live!

CO PILOT
We can‟t Professor, the world is depending on us. We have to do this! (She kisses him
and they embrace. All around them people are dying and being eaten while they ignore it
and embrace) Now go!

Gibbs runs, with tears in his eyes, gets in the ship and starts the engines. Co Pilot runs to
the rear of the ship and loads the crystals.

PROF GIBBS
(out the door) Hurry!
CO PILOT
It‟s done, start it up!

Gibbs hits some buttons and noises start. Co Pilot is running for the door. Just as she
reaches it a homisaur comes out of nowhere and bites her arm off.

PROF GIBBS
NOOOOOO!!!!

CO PILOT
(Stunned and bleeding looks at the homisaur who‟s finished with her arm and looking to
strike again. She runs to the door and shuts it. Putting her hand up to the glass on the
outside as the professor does the same on the inside.)
Go Professor, save the world! (Homisaurs swooping in and eat the rest of her)

PROF GIBBS
NO!!!!!!!!!!

30 INT LAB WITH CRAPPY SHIP

ship reappears all smoking and weird, scientists rush in and open the door and help a

hysterical professor Gibbs out. He‟s rambling about the homisaurs.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
(NARRATION)

It was when we looked for this planet with our telescopes we realized that it wasn‟t
there… Because it didn‟t exist yet… Because Giltose exists in the future!


31 INT GOV RESEARCH FACILITY

Fades out of flash back as narration ends.
(everyone is shocked, one agent throws up)

DR GROSSMAN
This is important, Dr Didmeier, how many came through.

DR DIDMEIER
(frightened and stuttering) I-I don‟t know.

DR GROSSMAN
(to Hunter) We could have a major problem on our hands.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
 (raises voice to address everyone)
Listen up men, this never happened. Clean this place up. As far as we know GFS took a
few personal days, we don‟t know what happened to her. Not a word of this to anyone,
none of the other scientist either.

Someone purposely put these coordinates in the computer, someone who had access to
the portal. One of the scientist is not who we think they are. We‟ll need to take everyone
aside one at a time and interrogate then without rousing suspicion from the others.

Now come on, we‟ve got a lot of work to do.

DR DIDMEIER
But what about these Homisaurs?

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
We‟ll need to call in a specialist for them, and pray to God they are able to stop them.

(fades out)

32 INT Police headquarters- day

Dr David and Pirdill are sitting in the chief of polices office facing him at his desk.

CHIEF
David, I‟ve known you for a long time, but these are some pretty fantastic claims. I sent
a car over to the lab, and nothing was out of order. They claim Girl Friend Scientist left
when everyone else did and hasn‟t been seen since.

DR DAVID
But, they‟re obviously covering this up- you know I wouldn‟t lie to you.

CHIEF
What I know is if there‟s no body, there‟s no murder. And as far as monsters go, well, I
really don‟t know what‟s gotten into you. I know that Dr Didmeier and you have had
your problems for a while now, but, this is really low to try and discredit him.

(David starts to protest)
I don‟t want to hear it David, you and your friend should get going and I‟ll pretend this
conversation never happened.

(looking hurt, David relents and he and Pridill get up to leave. As they‟re leaving some
men in black suites are going in, they spot Dr D and Pirdill, and start speaking in to their
shirt sleeves. David and Pirdill break into a run pushing past some officers, the two
agents also break into a run to follow)

33 EXT outside police station-day
David and Pirdill come running out of building, two agents are following them. Two
other agents who were staked out outside start to move in on foot as well. David and
Pidill jump on to moped and speed off. Agents all get on their mopeds and follow.

34 EXT Streets-day

Moped chase scene. Four agents on mopeds all chasing David and Pidill on moped
“speed” though city. At some point someone with a cart of vegetables gets in the way
and is hit, vegetables go everywhere, one moped agent goes down. Others close in on
David and Pirdill. There‟s some awkward “rubbing” and the agents and David are
bumping into each other The money scene: David rams one of the other moped
particularly hard, agent moped veers off road, goes over two foot ramp and whips out.
Over dramatically filmed from multiple angles and in slow motion at points. Everyone
looks back over their shoulders and then continue pursuit. Then there are two other
minor wipeouts getting rid of the other two agents.

David pulls over after last agent crashes.

PIRDILL
What are we going to do! They‟ll be looking for us.

DR DAVID
I think I know someone who could help us out.

(fades)

35 EXT outside Government research facility-day

(there are a bunch of agents standing outside lab. There are some hunting/army looking
guys as well)

AGENT FLETCHER
(to Hunter)
Sir this is Lt. Drew Hazard, He‟s a big game hunter for the military, special forces,
tactical, martial arts expert, small weapons expert… (jargon jargon)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Good to meet you Dino Hunter, do you think you can get these Homisaurs?

DREW HAZARD
I‟ve never met an animal I couldn‟t kill, and I don‟t plan on starting now.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
That‟s what I wanted to hear. The creatures were last seen here, but they could be
anywhere by now.
DREW HAZARD
Will find them sir, you can count on it

(Drew and his men move off into forest)

36 EXT outside parked car-night

(couple are making out in a car, then there is a spooky sound)

GIRL
Did you hear that? (stopping)

GUY
(also stops, looks around then starts trying to make out again) It‟s nothing baby, don‟t
worry about it

There‟s another sound

GIRL
(stops again, this time more scared) I heard it again, I know I heard something. Go check
outside the car.

GUY
(upset, but trying to reassure her so he can get back to making out) *sigh* Ok, if I look
around out side will that make you feel better? (she shakes her head „yes‟ He gets out of
car)
See nothing here (still looking around, then turns back to girl) are you satisfied?

(the dinosaur comes out of no where and starts eating him, camera moves back to girl
who is screaming hysterically, blood splatters on her face, fade out)

37 INT inside alien car-night

KATRINA MALLES
It‟s done.

ALIEN ONE
Such a good tasty hot pocket, surely we will not leave you in a drawer uneaten now

ALIEN TWO
Yes, we will microwave you and enjoy you

ALIEN THREE
Yes you will not be over cooked.
ALIEN ONE
Does your animal brain understand our analogy to show we are pleased with you?

KATRINA MALLES
Yes

ALIEN THREE
Good, there is more for you to do now. You must go back to the place where your
primate friends try to learn things and let us know how things are working out.

ALIEN TWO
Yes, we want to know when each primate dies.

ALIEN ONE
Yes, that will please us. Go Hot Pocket!

(Katrina Malles leaves)

38 INT inside the laboratory of the crazy old scientist- night

(crazy old scientist is letting David and Pirdill into his lab)

PROF GIBBS
Come in David, come in, I was wondering when you‟d come. (turns to Pirdill) And
Pirdill, it has been twenty years! (she nodes hello)

DR DAVID
Then you know why you‟re hear?

PROF GIBBS
Yes, your presence here with Pirdill can only mean on thing. You girlfriend was eaten by
alien dinosaurs from the future when they opened the portal. And now the dinosaurs are
loose, and all humanity is threatened. (turns away) If they had only listened to me…

DR DAVID
COS, Pirdill says that there is a certain type of rock that can kill the Homisaurs. It was
called Extermilite on Giltose, do you know what that would be.

PROF GIBBS
Ah yes, (name) this crystal can only be found on Giltoes

PIRDILL
Then we are all doomed

PROF GIBBS
No, no, not quite yet. (turns and walks over to a drawer and pull something out) I took
this with me when I escaped. I knew if they some how made it to Earth we would be
defenseless without it. (hands it to David) You must find away to destroy them, and you
must destroy them all, or we are all doomed. Now you must go, they will be looking for
you.

DR DAVID
The government agents?

PROF GIBBS
No, the Homisaurs.

(da da daa… David and Pirdill exchange frightened looks and hurry out)

(outside)

DR DAVID
We need to find those Homisaurs and use this crystal on them fast.

PIRDILL
They will probably be somewhere were there will be lots of people, it‟s Friday night, is
there some thing Earth people do to be entertained at night?

DR DAVID
(gets the „eureka face‟ on) The band Maudlin‟s playing at a giant Halloween party
tonight, there will be thousands of people there!

PIRDILL
Great, lets go, I‟ll fashion this crystal and this stick into a spear while we drive.

(they hop on moped and speed off)

39 INT inside Government research facility-night


(all the scientist workers are gathered and there are lots of agents as well as Dept Director
Hunter and Dr Grossman)

SCIENTIST ONE
Why was it so urgent that we all come in tonight. It‟s Friday night! There was a party I
was supposed to go to! (others say things in agreement)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Gentlemen, ladies, we are all on the brink of seeing what the most important invention of
our time can do. On Monday we will start using the portal, so this lab needs to be in tip
top shape. Agent Lanes will be handing out assignments for each of you. I want every
piece of equipment cleaned and checked before Monday. (agent Lanes start handing out
pieces of paper, scientists all disburse with tasks)

Oh, and Dr. Meeks, Agent Berkley needs to see you in the other room.

DR MEEKS
Me? Ok. (agent Berkley leads him into other room where several other agents are
waiting already.)

AGENT BERKLEY
We just had a few quick questions for you Mr Scientist Three.

DR MEEKS
Ok

(Agent Berkley suddenly starts beating him savagely)

AGENT BERKLEY
Who are you working for?

DR MEEKS
AHH, what are you talking about, I work for you!

(Agents all keep beating him)

AGENT BERKLEY
Where did you get the coordinates?? Where?

DR MEEKS
(sobbing) I don‟t know what you‟re talking about

(agents keep beating him)

40 INT inside Government research facility-night

(Agent Berkley walks out and Dr. Meeks comes stumbling out beaten badly and
bleeding. He walks over to some equipment and start working. Maybe he collapses)

AGENT BERKLEY
Ok, lets see, Dr. Smith? Could I have a word with you?

DR SMITH
(looking shocked and scared) Uh…


(Suddenly Katrina Malles makes a break for it. )
AGENT BERKLEY
Get her!

(agents all chase after her, a few are able to corner her and she beats them up ninja style)

41 EXT outside Government research facility-night

(Katrina Malles runs outside followed by several agents behind her, she gets in her car
and peels out, agents chase car for a second before relenting)

AGENT THREE
(into sleeve) She got away in her car!

42 INT inside Government research facility-night

AGENT BERKLEY
(into his sleeve) That‟s alright, I think I know where she‟s going. (addressing other
agents) Let‟s move, we‟ve got a traitor to catch!

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
I want her alive Berkley! And this time, I mean it.

43 EXT scene of make out massacre- night

KIMBERLY GLOBE
That‟s correct Steve, and no one in sure of who, or what, killed them at this time. Police
say their best guess was a hungry bear. Back to you Bob.

CAMERA GUY
…and we‟re clear

KIMBERLY GLOBE
Wow, Mike, this is weird stuff. Lets go back down by the bodies before we leave and
get some more shots, I have a friend who‟s a zookeeper who I‟d like to show those bite
marks to

(They start to walk towards the bodies, Agents are pulling up in cars, two Agents move to
intercept them.)

AGENT FOUR
You‟ll need to leave. Now

AGENT FIVE
And we‟ll need that tape
KIMBERLY GLOBE
Not unless you want to have a long talk with my lawyer!

AGENT FOUR
(pulls gun) Unless your lawyer is also a voodoo priest who can raise the dead, I‟d just
give us the tape and leave, before we change our minds.

KIMBERLY GLOBE
(frightened) Give him the tape Mike.

(Camera man gives him the tape, Kimberly and Mike leave quickly and get in their car)

44 INT inside car-night

KIMBERLY GLOBE
Something‟s not right about this. They wouldn‟t get government agents to take care of a
run-of the-mill bear attack. Unless, this wasn‟t a bear attack at all.

CAMERA MAN
What are you saying?

KIMBERLY
What if this has something to do with the Portal experiment? That‟s the only place for
miles that always has government agents around.

CAMERA MAN
Oh my god! You mean (swallows) whatever killed them came out of that portal?

KIMBERLY GLOBE
Well, there‟s only one way to find out. Come on, I think I know somewhere we can go to
get more information

They drive off.


45 EXT woods-night

(group of army men are walking with guns through the woods, Tracker and Dino Hunter
are at the head)

TRACKER
I just don‟t get it, the track just stops. It‟s been so strong and easy to follow all the way
here- and then nothing. It just doesn‟t make sense!

DREW HAZARD
 (easing his gun and looking around- speaking slowly) Sure it does Tracker. We‟re not
hunting anymore, we‟re being hunted. They brought us out here to hunt us.

TRACKER
You‟ve got to be joking, no animal is that smart.

DREW HAZARD
Not yet their not, but maybe in the future they are

(Army man in background vomits)

ARMY GUY ONE
Sir, up head, sounds like music.

DREW HAZARD
Let‟s hope to hell it‟s coming from inside a sturdy building

ARMY GUY TWO
AHHHHHHH! (as dinosaur runs past and eats him)

DREW HAZARD
RUN!!!

(the men run through the trees getting picked off by the dinosaurs. Soon they get to a
clearing and run through the clearing towards the house/building with the Halloween
party. Dinosaurs are picking them off all the way. Dino Hunter, Tracker and Army guy
one survive get inside house and close door and lock it)

46 INT Halloween Party- night

(there are people partying everywhere getting crazy. By the stage people are crowd
surfing. Some guy jumps belly flops onto a table and wipes out. The army guys are
walking through the crowd look scared. Someone‟s throwing things at walls, like chairs.
People are making out. Random insanity is everywhere. ) (Alien three is passing by a
room with an open door. There is a dude passed out on his stomach on the bed/sofa in
the room. Alien three walks past, does a double take, then goes and shuts the door while
looking over his shoulder)


ALIEN ONE
(Two hot chick)
Do you have memories Earth mammal?

HOT CHICK
Uh (looking weirded out)
ALIEN ONE
I will see them!

At another part of the party
ALIEN TWO
(drunk) So I said to him, „It‟s not my fault that your planet had anti-plasma defenses! If
you really “cared” about your family you would have built some.‟ And then, and I said,
„and your mother was a carbon life form!‟ right to his face before I vaporized him and his
children. I couldn‟t believe he was so rude!

PARTY DUDE THREE
Wow, yeah, that‟s ruff man.



DREW HAZARD
(to party guy) You need to listen to me, there‟s a situation outside.

PARTY DUDE ONE
Yeah, there‟s a situation in here too man! (cheers, other party goers near him cheer)

DREW HAZARD
Listen to me you fool, there are man-eating alien dinosaurs outside, we need to get
everyone to safety!

PARTY DUDE TWO
Uh-oh dude, magic party dinosaurs! (mocking) Everyone run there‟s magical aliens
outside!! (people cheer)

PARTY DUDE FOUR
(giving rock sign with hands)
Yeah! PARTY MONSTERS!!

DREW HAZARD
(slaps Party Dude One) Listen man, these dinosaurs are from the future!

RANDOM PARTY GUY
(pukes all over) Sorry! Maybe I should go lay down (falls over)


47 EXT outside Halloween Party- night

(Katrina Malles pulls up and runs inside, followed by a bunch of agents. Dr. David and
Pidill show up on moped with spear and run towards house. There is one agent standing
guard out side, he draws his gun, Pirdill knocks it out of his hand with spear, David grabs
him by shirt)
DR DAVID
What are you doing here you government slime!?

GOV AGENT TWO
We‟re here tracking Katrina Malles, she‟s the one who planted the new coordinates that
let the alien dinosaurs from the future loose.

DR DAVID
What?! Katrina? But, she was Katrina‟s friend! They sometimes car pooled. (angerly
looks at door to building and starts off towards it)

PIRDILL
David, there‟s no time for this, we need to stop the (name)!!

DR DAVID
(looking back as he opens the door) There‟s always time for revenge (goes inside and
shuts door)

PIRDILL
Listen to me, you need to get as many men out here as you can, the Dinosaurs are coming
here to feed.

GOV AGENT TWO
Right (grabs his walkie talkie and starts talking, Pirdill opens the door and also goes
inside)

That‟s right sir she said they would be coming here- Oh my God, Oh My GOD (face goes
pale as he watches something approach. You see his hand hit the ground and drop the
walkie talkie, blood splatters everywhere. You can here someone over the walkie talkie
“Smith, Smith, are you ok, what‟s going on? Smith?!”


48 INT Halloween Party- night

(inside the party Katrina Malles is running through the crowd, agents are following her.
Eventually she gets out on a deck outside, agents have her cornered. Fight scene ensues.
Agents are all brutally beaten, and then Dr David walks out on the deck.)

DR DAVID
How could you, Traitor Scientist, how could you? Girl Friend Scientist was your friend,
and you killed her, YOU KILLED HER.

KATRINA MALLES
 (pained looking) David, I‟m so, so sorry. You have no idea how hard I tried to resist, but
they‟re not from this world David. They did things to me, terrible things. (starts
sobbing)

DR DAVID
Not as terrible as the things I‟m going to do to you for killing Girl Friend Scientist! DIE!

(Fight scene they knock each other around a bit, eventually David has her pinned up
against the railing trying to push her over the edge, holding her throat)

KATRINA MALLES
 (choking) Please David! Please, I‟m still your friend, I‟m still the same person who car
pooled with Girl Friend Scientist, I‟m still the same person who played with you on the
scientist amateur softball league, don‟t do this to me!! Please!

DR DAVID
You talk about mercy, but how much mercy did you show Girl Friend Scientist when she
was getting eaten alive, huh? How much? Maybe about this much. (pushes her over
edge, she screams and goes over edge. Loud thump. David looks over, she‟s obviously
dead. There is another loud scream, this time from within the party, David turns and runs
back into party.

49 INT Halloween Party- night
(Back inside the party, dinosaurs are inside eating people. Crowd is freaking out, band
stopped playing and is beating a dinosaur with a guitar. The three army men and Pirdill
have on dinosaur cornered and have their guns out as though they had been firing at it.

ARMY GUY ONE
Our fire arms are useless (terrified, looking to dino hunter for help)

PIRDILL
It‟s time to try something a little more advanced (she charges at dinosaur with spear and
stabs it in the head. The dinosaur screams in pain, reels, and stumbles a bit. Then starts
to straighten, roars and starts movie toward them.)

I don‟t understand, on Giltose this is the only way to kill them

DREW HAZARD
You ain‟t on Giltose any more sweetheart!

TRACKER GUY
RUN!

(Everyone runs, Pirdill and Dr David are reunited and run outside together dogging
dinosaurs and screaming dying people. Dino Hunter is slowed, and before he can leave
he‟s surrounded by dinosaurs. They move in at him slowly.)
DREW HAZARD
(takes off armor, drops guns, etc. Pulls out hunting knife) You want a piece of Dino
Hunter do you? Well come and get me you filthy future freaks! YOU JUST COME
AND GET ME (cuts his chest with knife, then screams. Dinosaurs move in. Camera
Pans over to the side, blood splatters)

50 EXT outside Halloween Party- night

(Dr David and a few other agents run off, David and Pirdill ride off on moped. Dinosaurs
come out roar a few times and run off into the woods. Injured and shocked party people
are wondering around outside, crying, consoling each other, or trying to perform first aid.
Kimberly and her camera man are sneaking around staying low trying to capture it all



ARMY GUY ONE
(in the middle of conversation talking on walkie talkie) Well the clean up crew better get
her quickly, there are still plenty of living witnesses. Omega Force? Well, you should
have said so. (pause) Don‟t worry, we won‟t leave any clues behind, the public will
never get wind of this. (put‟s walkie talkie away and walks off)


(Then, ninjas suddenly start appearing. At least one scales down from the roof. They
start killing the injured and making sure people are dead. A few resist but are easily
killed. Some try to run, screaming, “it‟s a cover up, run!” Kimberly and Camera Man are
filming it all from a safe distance.)

KIMBERLY GLOBE
Are you getting this Mike? This is the most horrible thing I‟ve ever seen. (puts her hand
over her mouth.) I can‟t believe anyone could do something like that! When the public
finds out there will be hell to pay for this, we have to get the story out! People have to
know! …Mike? (he doesn‟t answer, she turns around slowly. Mikes bloody arm is lying
on the ground, body is missing. There is a dinosaur running the camera. She screams.
Then, another dinosaur comes up from the side and eats her.)

51 INT Prof Gibbs place- night

(Dr David and Pidill Burst into crazy‟s place. He is sitting in a chair at an angle.)

PROF GIBBS
(laughs) I was wondering when you‟d show up!

PIRDILL
The Extermilite didn‟t work professor. I stabbed one right in the head with it and it
didn‟t even slow it down.
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DR DAVID
Professor we need to know what to do!

PROF GIBBS
 (sadly) If this is true, then they must have mutated when they came through the portal,
there is nothing to do then, nothing to do but die.

DR DAVID
Man-eating mutant alien dinosaurs from the future (shocked, pauses to let is sink in) But
there has to be another way to kill them?

PROF GIBBS
No, there has never been another way

PIRDILL
Surely the three of us can come up with something if we put our minds together!

PROF GIBBS
I do wish you the best of luck, but it will have to be the two of you (turns chair to face
them, it now becomes evident that he only has one arm) It‟s too late for me, they already
got me.

DR DAVID
NOOO!!

PIRDILL
(sobs)

From behind the table crazy is sitting at two dinosaurs stand up to reveal themselves.

PROF GIBBS
Go! Run! (words are cut off as one of the Dinosaurs snaps his neck ninja style)

(Short chase happens as they exit house, then the get on moped and speed off)

52 INT Dr David’s place- night

(David and Pirdill enter David‟s lab/room. David looks around and inspects the room for
dinosaurs)

DR DAVID
It‟s all clear (motioning to Pirdill)

We should be safe here for the night.
PIRDILL
What are we going to do David, what are we going to do (moves close and looks up at
him)

DR DAVID
(looking away) I don‟t know, Pirdill, I don‟t know. (looks at her and grabs her arms) But,
I promise you, I won‟t let anything happen to you.

PIRDILL
David I-

DR DAVID
(puts finger over her mouth) Don‟t say it Pirdill, don‟t say it, I already know

PIRDILL
(moves in to kiss him, then stops) This isn‟t right, I can‟t. You‟ve just suffered such a
loss with Girl Friend Scientist.

DR DAVID
I can‟t keep living in the past, Pirdill. I did love her, but she‟s gone, and I need to accept
that and move on. I can‟t stop feeling the way I do about you if I tried. (looks deeply
into her eyes) I love you, Pirdill. There I‟ve said it. I love you.

PIRDILL
(melts) I love you too!

(they start making out and move over to bed. Then there‟s about ten different shots of
him lowering her onto the bed from different angles. Fades to night time scene of the
outside of David‟s place.)

Moves back into shot of David and Pirdill on bed asleep. There‟s the sound of glass
breaking and they both wake up and sit up, Pirdill uses blanket to cover herself. Alien
Dinosaurs rush in and one drags Pirdill off screaming, while the other holds Dr David
back and beats him. After the first dinosaur has escaped with Pirdill the other one leaves
David bloodied and leaves

David crawls off bed onto floor on his knees and screams “nooooo” while making fists
then starts sobbing and freaking out again. Sappy love song enters again and a montage
of scene of David and Pirdill come across the screen while he freaks out. Music stops,
David stops crying and looks up with renewed determination. Looks over to lab table.
Goes and grabs syringe. Flash back fades in of the scene where David and Girl Friend
Scientist are talking about his DNA stimulant and it‟s dangers, fades back to David
holding syringe. He gives a dramatic growl as he injects himself. His hands start to
shake, soon his whole body is convulsing on the floor. Camera fades.
53 INT inside Government research facility-night

(Dept Dir Hunter, Stacy Dahl, Pirdill, Berkely, and a few other people are tied up against
the wall with their hands over their heads. Pirdill is still wearing the blanket like a dress.)

STACY DAHL
What are they trying to do?

(in the lab the four dinosaurs are working on the computers)

AGENT BERKLEY
I don‟t know, but I don‟t think we‟re going to like it.

PIRDILL
They‟re going to try to open the portal to bring more of their kind to your planet, they
will do with your planet what they did to ours!

DR GROSSMAN
My God (examining what the dinosaurs are doing) It‟s much worse than that! They‟re
trying to reconfigure the portal to transport the whole planet into the future!

ARMY GUY ONE
(vomits)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
We‟ve got put a stop to this somehow!

ARMY GUY ONE
We‟re all doomed! (starts flailing and screaming)


Then, door at far and of the lab is kicked open, Dr David comes in looking a little
tougher.

PIRDILL
(screams) David!

Dinosaurs all stop what they are doing and turn towards David.

DR DAVID
Sorry I‟m late Pirdill (turns to Dinosaurs) I‟ll help you down in a second, but first, these
gentlemen and I have some unfinished business (dinosaurs size him up. Theme songs
“kicking the crap out of dinosaurs from the future” kicks in. All the dinosaurs rush Dr
David, he fights them hand to hand. Punched right through some of their heads, and after
a little while has killed them all. Song fades, David turns towards the captives)
David walks over and releases Pirdill

PIRDILL
(hugging David) Oh David!

David walks over to Dept Director Hunter

DR DAVID
Dept Director Hunter

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
Dr Dunaway

DR DAVID
I hope you seen now that Prof Gibbs was right. I device like this is too dangerous to
keep.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
 (nodding yes) I‟ll tell the president it didn‟t work, and when we turned it on it simply
exploded, killing everyone who‟s died here in the past few days.

DR DAVID
(nods in agreement then walks over to the machine) And now to make sure that no one
ever uses this again…

STACY DAHL
Wait! David, if you destroy the machine, Pirdill will be stuck here for ever, she‟ll never
be able to get home!

PIRDILL
(walking up to David and grabbing his hand, then turns back to Stacy Dahl) It‟s ok,
Stacy, I am home (looks up at David) I am home.

AGENT BERKLEY
Then what are you waiting for! Destroy it!

David lets go of Pridill‟s hand and walks over to the portal, puts his shoulder into it and
screams as he, with all his might, pushes it over. Portal tips over.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
 (now released, rubbing his wrists wear he was bound) Berkley, get some men over here
and clean this up. Inform Washington the program has been closed due to
…complications. I want this whole place burned. (turning to two remaining scientists) I
think you two will keep quite?

STACY DAHL
I‟ve already forgotten what happened

DR MEEKS
I still have no idea what did happen

(everyone laughs)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
 (turns to Dr David and holds out hand, seriously) Thank you Dr David, none of us would
have made it without you.

DR DAVID
I only did what anyone else would have done in my position, Sir. I‟m just glad it‟s all
over, and traitor scientist was stopped. I can‟t believe she would do something to hurt
Elise, they were such good friends.

STACY DAHL
Oh no, David, Katrina didn‟t kill Elise, she was only responsible for the coordinates to
planet Giltose. It was Dr Didmeier who killed her when he found out she had called you
to try and stop the project.

DR DAVID
What!? (grabs her shaking her) Why didn‟t you tell me sooner!

STACY DAHL
I was afraid, I was afraid of what he would to me if he found out. I just want to live, just
like you, just like anyone.

(David turns to the door, furious)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
David, don‟t. This is something for the authorities to handle.

DR DAVID
What authorities Mr. Hunter, you? Remember, this never happened. How likely is it that
they‟ll be investigating a crime that never happened? Not to likely, not to likely. Don‟t
you worry though, Sir, I‟ll take care of this, just don‟t get in my way (turns to walk out
the door.)

PRIDILL
David! (runs to him and embraces him) Be careful!

DR GROSSMAN
Dr Didmeier is far more brilliant and evil that any of us had ever imagined.
(emphatically) Do not underestimate him!
DR DAVID
Don‟t worry, I won‟t. Besides, he‟s never been a match for me. And he won‟t be now.

(storms out of room)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
By god I hope he‟s right. (everyone looks worried)


54 EXT outside Dr Didmeier’s house- day

(David pulls up and parks his moped and starts looking around)

DR DAVID
get out here Didmeier, I know you‟re in there!

(Dr Didmeier comes dropping out a window and makes a break for his Segway. David
tries to reach him but isn‟t fast enough and goes back for his moped. David catches up
to Dr Didmeier and they have a chase scene avoiding all sorts of crap going over very
small bumps and ramps- anything that would be a surmountable obstacle for a Segway.

(while driving)

DR DAVID
I‟m going to kill for what you did to Elise

DR DIDMEIER
You‟ll have to stop me first. And there‟s no way for you to stop me without killing
yourself to at these speeds.

DR DAVID
Then I‟ll see you in hell!

(veers into Segway, the two of them crash into some sort of object? And wipe out. Both
emerge from wreck bloodied. )

DR DAVID
Get ready to pay for what you‟ve done!

DR DIDMEIER
What I‟ve done! What I‟ve done! Now it‟s time for you to pay for what you’ve done.

DR DAVID
What are you talking about, you‟re insane!

DR DIDMEIER
I am not insane, I‟m a genius! I‟ve always been smarter than you, and I‟ve always
proved it. You didn‟t even win that county science relay! The project I had been going to
enter was purchased by the military and made Top Secret earlier that week. The Ozone
layer restorer I present I had made in two days. Two Days! You worked for months on
your worthless Cancer vaccine. It only worked on half of the cancers out there. Half! No
one wants to cure half of cancer, they want to cure it all you half-whit fool! Then, with
the tennis game, you had to rub my face in it. Every game. The way you said „forty luv‟
made me want to rip your lungs out. Oh, but I didn‟t rip your lungs out. Then you and
your pesky girlfriend wanted to shut down my portal project! Well, I‟d had enough!
Yeah, I killed her alright, and I‟d do it again. And now, I‟m going to kill you too.

DR DAVID
You sick jerk! You‟re portal killed dozens of people! But it all stops now. I dispatched
of your portal, and now I‟m going to dispatch of you. You couldn‟t even beat me at
tennis, and now you think you can beat me hand to hand!? Ha! I‟m a nineteenth degree
black belt- and you, you‟re just a nerd. Not to mention, the project I’ve been working on,
the DNA stimulator, it‟s finished, and it works.

DR DIDMEIER
(laughing evilly) Oh, David, I know it works. I know it works because I gave myself ten
times the dose you recommended in your notes! (flash back sequence shows Dr
Didmeier sneaking in to Dr David‟s lab and guzzling a bunch of beakers filled with crap-
as he narrates.)
I knew you had been working on the DNA stimulator but were to afraid to test it on
yourself, but after the Dinosaurs got out of control I also knew you‟d have no choice.
Knowing that you would eventually find out that I killed your girlfriend and come for me
with inhuman strength, well I made sure I took more than you would have, effectively
making me stronger, faster, and smarter than you ever could be. And, now „Doctor‟
David you see how much the fool you are. It‟s time to rid the world of one fool it doesn‟t
need.

DR DAVID
You‟re only going to prove that it‟s you who‟s really the fool. But you won‟t prove it to
yourself, you won‟t even know it, because you‟ll be dead.

DR DIDMEIER
We‟ll see about that!

DR DAVID
Yes, we will see!

(They rush at each other and start beating the crap out of each other. Then they start
smashing each other through fake sturdy objects, and tossing each other throw the air and
so forth. Finally they are wrestling over a small ledge that goes into the street trying to
push each other off. David is able to push Didmeier over the edge. He falls, hits the road,
and gets up a bit dizzied)
DR DIDMEIER
(evil laugh) Ha, you can‟t stop me I‟m invincible

DR DAVID
I already did

(as he says that Dr Didmeier turns to see a moped coming right for him honking. He has
no time to move and gets hit. A fake body gets dragged by moped and falls apart as it‟s
dragging. Then a car pulls up with government agents and Pirdill. She gets out and runs
to David and embraces him. She is still wearing the blanket as a dress. Sr Gov Agent
walks up with other agents in toe.)

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
I owe you another debt of gratitude Doctor, but you‟ve put me in a terrible position.
(looks sternly at David and there‟s a pause, then he brightens) I‟m now in need of a new
lead scientist to head up our next project. Do you know anyone who could help me out?

DR DAVID
I don‟t know Sr Gov Agent, I‟ve never worked for the government before.

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
We‟ll build you a new lab, and give you whatever funding you need. (looks over at
moped wreck) And maybe a new bike

DR DAVID
(smiling) Sir, you‟ve got yourself a new head scientist

DEPT DIRECTOR HUNTER
(claps him on back) Terrific, we‟ll get this all cleaned up, and you can start on Monday!

DR DAVID
(looking at Pirdill) How about in a few weeks, I think I need a vacation. Maybe a
honeymoon?

PIRDILL
Oh yes! (they kiss, agents cheer, music rises, scene fades.


BRIEF PAUSE

55 EXT OUTSIDE PARTY HOUSE

(scene opens up at the body of Katrina Malles, the three aliens walk up the body, one puts
it‟s hand on her head)
ALIEN ONE
Rise Hot Pocket

ALIEN TWO
Yes, become erect on two appendages!

KATRINA MALLES
(dazed) What- What happened?

ALIEN THREE
You were killed by a fellow vertebrate

ALIEN TWO
But we have easily restored the simple mechanics of your organism

ALIEN ONE
Now you are operational again

ALIEN THREE
There is more for you to do Hot Pocket

ALIEN TWO
Yes, our plan has failed. We underestimated the brain power of one of your Earth
mammals.

ALIEN ONE
But it is no worry, a new, better plan has been made. (evil music kicks in) One that
cannot be stopped, and you (camera focuses in on aliens head) you Hot Pocket will help
us bring about the end of your humanity once and for all.



                                         The End

				
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