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11> Who said "As scarce as lawyers in heaven."

2> Who said, "To err is human - but it feels divine!"

3> "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."

4> What famous comedian said, "If at 1st you don't succeed - failure
may be your thing."

5> "There, but for the grace of God, goes God."

6> What royalty figure said, "I like to believe in Father Christmas."

7> Who said, "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, he
tells you!"

8> What prime minister is quoted as saying, "I'm an optimist, but I'm
an optimist who takes his raincoat."

9> "He knows nothing, but he thinks he knows everything, that points
clearly to a political career."

10> Who is quoted as saying, "She could eat an apple through a
tennis racquet."
Answers:

1> Mark Twain - Mark Twain, American writer [1835-1910]
2> Mae West - Mae West American Vaudeville and film star [1893-
1980]
3> Benjamin Franklin - From, Poor Richards Almanac
4> George Burns - George Burns American Comedian [1896-1996]
5> Winston Churchill - Said about Sir Stafford Cripps
6> Queen Elizabeth II - Written for her Christmas TV Broadcast 1989
7> Bert Leston Taylor - From, The so-called human race
8> Harold Wilson - British Prime Minister [1916-1995]
9> Berdard Shaw - Irish playwright and critic [1856-1950]
10> Sir Noel Coward - Apparently inspired by a conversation between
Darryl Zannuck and David Niven.


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