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					The Purpose of Funny Interview Questions
Employers often use funny interview questions try to gage how the interviewee will act
when faced with an unexpected situation during times of stress. The way that you present
yourself and answer these questions says a lot about your personality, creativity, and
ability to handle yourself professionally.

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How to Answer
The most important thing to remember is remain calm. For many of these you do not
need to respond seriously. Thinking of something creative to say can be just as
impressive to your interviewer. Here are some interview questions, which might make
you say, "HUH?!"

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Out of all your college experiences, what was the most fun?

This shows your potential employer how you enjoy yourself out of the office or at least
when you were in college. Don't say, the best college experience you had was bar
hopping until you vomited on your friends shoes, passed out in a ditch and had your
friends carry you home. Keep it cool, calm, and vague. You could say something like, "I
had so much fun in college but the best were the parties I went to with my friends."

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How many hats do you own?

The purpose of this one is to explore how flexible you would be working for the
company. You could say you own many hats and can change them easily as you need to.

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If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Your potential employer seeks to find out what you aspire for yourself. Discuss some
superpowers and then relate it back to the possible duties of your position with the
company.

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Your co-worker comes by your desk and sticks her tongue at you, what do
you do?
Some potential employers want to see how humorous you can be, especially in stressful
situations. You could say, "Stick my tongue out right back at her, put my thumbs on my
temples, and wiggle my fingers."

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What is Eskimo ice?

Don't understand the question? That's exactly the point, try being creative. Think of
something witty to say such as, "Ice made especially by Eskimos, which is great for
making igloos."

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What is your worst quality?

Instead of asking what your weaknesses are, which is a common interview question, this
one comes at you in a different way. Answer this just as you would address the weakness
question.

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If I came to your home and looked in your refrigerator, what would I find?

Don't get flustered. Answer exactly what is in your fridge and act as if it's not a big deal
he or she is asking you.

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What did you want to be when you were 12 years old?

Answer this truthfully. If you lie, your potential employer may figure out that you are
fibbing, and he or she will assume that you'll gladly lie to make yourself look good.

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Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of
the roll?

This helps employers know if you will take initiative in the position. Answer one or the
other because if you say, "I don't know" it shows that you are not taking the question
seriously and you may handle duties this way as well.

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If you were a tree, what would you be?

Pick anything but a weeping willow and prepare to defend your answer.

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What was the last book you read?

Were you researching the company? Mention some industry related material that you
have actually read.

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If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?

Choose something healthy because an unhealthy food might be a sign that you will cost
the company extra money in health insurance.

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Final Tip
No matter what type of question you receive, handle it with confidence. Your
competence in an interview with difficult questions will show that you are a potential
employee who shines during nerve-racking situations.




Funny Interview Questions
Interviewers generally ask funny interview questions to relax the candidate and to make
himself as well as the candidate comfortable. There are instances when a candidate
becomes too professional because of the environment and at this point of time the
interviewer asks funny questions to make the candidate relax.

Funny interview questions are not only asked by the interviewer they are sometimes
present in the multiple choice questions also. These questions will have similar funny
answers the knack lies in not getting carried away and answering appropriately. When
answering these types of questions never forget to maintain your professionalism. No
matter what you need to remember that you are still in the interview.
These are some of the funny interview questions: -
1) Tell me how many hats you have in your home?
2) Which color of umbrella do you like?
3) What do you often eat for your breakfast?
4) How do you rate me on a scale of five where five is the highest?
5) Do you like a dog or a cat?
Try to take your own time and answer these questions. Sometimes creativity does pay
you so be creative.
1) Tell us about one of your worst habit or quality?
2) What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
3) Which is your favorite language other than your native language?
4) How many times or how often do you take your dog out for a walk?
5) Mention some incidents when you laughed yourself out?

These are some more questions try to answer them. Compare your answers or ask your
professors, family members, friends, etc to evaluate it.
1) What was the funniest incident in your college life?
2) Out of your college experience which one do you think or rate as the funniest one?
3) If you are a god what would you do to the world?
4) Which super power do you like to have and why?
5) If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?

While answering this question don’t get flustered, be calm and creative try answering this
question creatively and answer in such a way that is not a big deal.
6) If you are given a chance to travel past where would you go and specifically why?
7) If you are alone in a desert what are your thoughts? Specifically what will be your first
thought?
8) Why am I asking you these questions?
9) How do you tackle stress and define stress?
10) What is your favorite book till date?
11) Who is your favorite author and why?
12) Which is your favorite food item and why?
13) Do you speak with your dog?
Remember: - While answering these questions don`t think that the interviewer is
becoming friendly, it is good to relax and answer in the interview but it is bad to assume
things during the interview. Try to add creativity with humor and that will make a perfect
recipe for the interview.
Don’t forget to ask the interview some questions because he already expects questions
from you.
1) If you would like to go on a trip where would that be?
2) Are you interested in this field?
3) During your child hood what was your favorite comic character?
4) Do you like jerry or Tom?
5) What video games do you play?
6) Can you sing some important tracks for me?
7) What would you do when you have learnt that your boat is out of oil?
8) What will your first thought be when you had learnt that you won a lottery?
9) What will you do if you have million dollars cash with you?
10) Why do you think Charles Chaplin is famous?
11) Which ancient place would you like to go?
12) What will you do if you have a time machine?
13) What would you like to ask from the god?
14) How would you react if you are transformed into a fish?

Generally funny interview questions are not so much prominent as the situational,
behavioral or direct questions but it is always a good practice to be prepared. Try to have
a calm and relaxed head; don’t get nervous because you are expecting different set of
questions. These questions are much easier to answer but they catch you off guard. Try to
develop sense of humor if you have it less.

There are technical and other types of questions in this website which might help you a
lot with your preparation.
The best answer for these questions depends upon your creativity. Have out of box
answers and never forget that you are still in an interview.



   1.   Do you install toilet paper so that you pull from the top or the bottom of the roll?
   2.   What did you want to be when you were 12 years old?
   3.   If I came to your home and looked in your refrigerator, what would I find?
   4.   What is your worst quality?
   5.   Your co-worker comes by your desk and sticks her tongue at you, what do you
        do?
   6.   If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
   7.   What was the last book you read?
   8.   If you could choose to be any food, what would it be?
   9.   If you are alone in a desert what are your thoughts? Specifically what will be your
        first thought?

   10. During your child hood what was your favorite comic character?
   11. What will you do if you have a time machine?
   12. How would you react if you are transformed into a monkey?
   13. What would be your first question to the people of Antarctica?
   14. If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
   15. If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?
   16. What is the temperature when it's twice as cold as zero degrees?
   17. How would you design a fruit salad rack for a blind person?

   18. How would you propose a girl/boy who hates you?
   19. If you are trapped in a group of girls/boys what will be your first thought?
   20. Name a person either male or female you would like to get transformed into?
    21. If you are provided with invisibility power what will be your first action? What
        will be your first work and action?
    22. You just found out that the next cigarette you smoke will kill you what will you
        do?
    23. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie pop
    24. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
    25. If olive oil is made of squeezing olives,then what are baby oil made from?
    26. Pakistan ka wo konsa shehr hai jahan her Larki shadi shuda kehlati hai?? (Mian
        wali)
    27. Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?



1)Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Ans.. cuz McDonald's is knows as a hamburger place not hot dogs ..


2)If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the
coffin?

Ans... noop... blky cofin ganda krne k xtara letay hongy lol

3)Can animals commit suicide?

Ans...yepppp... rat atif ne koshish ki thi :lol!:

4)How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?

Ans..mmmmm welll i fink someone is assassinated coz of religious or political difference
of opinions... nd dats all :P


5)Can you cry under water?

Ans..Yeep bt I never cried under water... bt just to let you know, it is possible to cry
under water bt know one know wt d hell r u doin :lol!:

6)When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If
you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

Ans... wel in pak aur specially multan me license pic lenay se pehly test he itna ganda
letay hain k rona a jata hai so how one can smile :P

7)Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Ans... cox womens already hav W for wide so dats y womens hav small shoe size nd
menz hav large one :lol!:


8)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Ans..jst to top the delivery boy from throwing it like a frizbee hahahaha
wel i fink dats coz round box costs more may b :P

9)Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

Ans.. mmmmm. dats a very gud question..... i have never thought about dat b4..

10)Do you yawn in your sleep?

Ans... don know khud he a k dekh lo :P
i fink never :scratch:

11)How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

Ans.. dan more dan 100 yrs :lol!:

12)Love, What is It?

Ans.. mmm acording to me Lov is not more than a person's life

13)What about fights... and conflicts?

Ans.. they r jst a part of lyf.... widout dem lyf sucks.... dan lyf becomes lyk mobile
widout sms's (wow me to shakspear bn gya) :lol!:

14)Watching erotic movies or browsing through obscene publications: what harm can
that do?

Ans.. u wil be unable to reproduce lol
acually u vil never know dat ven u hav become adicted to them.... u will b destroyed
having lack of selfconfidece and even every thing....
so jin jin ne ye kam kia hai chup kr k sap bhoool jain lol


15)How can we be sure that we really love someone?

Ans.. You can never be sure it's just a feeling.....

*jb ap uski koe b offer reject na kr sakein
*jb apko uska nam sunty he kch kch hony lagay (agr kch kch zyada hony lagay to wo lust
hai lol)
*ven ur steps walk to the place where he/she likes to come.
*jb apko uski har bat special lagay aur ap uski har bat ko ankhen bnd kr k trust kr lein
*ven u feel dat its reality not a dream than u r in LOVE .... simpleee

				
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