Diana Fidrocki Period C Miltonbury Tales December 20, 2008 Devin Kelly In Milton, lived a girl - Devin Kelly Whose many sports made her very smelly But that little fact is beside the point, Her foremost goal was to escape that joint. So she attended a school in Vermont Under the advice of her fav’rite aunt. She studied science and agriculture, But found that she wanted a new future. Off to Ireland to be a step dancer. On stage, she was really quite the prancer. When it happened on that most fateful day That all of her dreams were taken away. She tripped and tore her Achilles tendon. That’s when all her dreams came to an endin’. She no longer knew what she was to do To make a living, she hadn’t a clue. Luckily she met a rich man named Sean And made a new plan with him as a pawn. She loved him not, but wed him anyway For she found him pleasant enough to stay. She found that this new life was not so bad. He never did a thing to drive her mad. They lived a dainty life in his castle Servants to handle their ev’ry hassle. But now it is time for the real story, Which gave her husband reason to worry. She glanced at the cook with lust in her eye. She could not resist his great shepherd’s pie. So then one night she poisoned Sean’s mutton Thinking her cook was cute as a button. They threw his dead body into the sea, Then toasted their new life with cups of tea. Their life was merry and filled with laughter And they lived happily ever after.
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