Scrubs 1 – The Coffee Addiction – Blended Script Actors: G: green clothing, WB: blue smock, MB: blue smock, WW: woman in white lab coat, MW: man in white lab coat, B: The teenage boy. G: dida da pee WW: Ohreally, ya thinkthatsfunny G: alittlbit WW: Carlakurtsdrinkncoffee WB: No. Ifyourpregnant wifekanthavecoffee thenyoukant MB: Oooo, pleasehavesumsortonut. Hazel. MW: Karflturkelturn. Firstitsnocoffee. Nextthinguknowshesgoingtowantyouinthedelivryroomholding hurhands whileshepushesthatlittlebuggerout. WW: Myman will be there whenhisbaby isborn. MW: Coursehewill. Itsadifferent generation. MW: Knowthis. Ninetypercent ofall r- accompaniedbyanaccidentaldukee. MB: Dude. IdbeamessifIhad to giveup myjoe. Ihave afullblown addiction. Ijusthope itwontcomeback tohauntme. Flashforward Scene changes to MB with a mustache searching for a coffee machine under his son’s bed MB (now in brown shirt with mustache): Wheredidyagetthis? Whotawtyahowtousethisthing? B: You! Alright. Ilurnedfromwatchingyou! MB (now in brown shirt with mustache): Damitbilly. Atleasthesusnggoodbeans.