Michael “The Boss” Bloomberg
Gracie Mansion 590 E 89th St, New York, NY (212) 570-4751 MrMayor@awesomeness.net
LinkedIn Profile: http://www.linkedin.com/in/MayorMike
108th Mayor of New York City
Successfully Leading, Managing & Controlling Snow Removal
Entrepreneurship: Conceived of, designed, launched and sold innovative technology products at
Bloomberg L.P., growing personal net worth from $10,000,000 in 1981 to $18,100,000,000 in 2011.
Philanthropy: Donated $254 million in 2009 to almost 1,400 nonprofit organizations; "I am a big believer
in giving it all away… the best financial planning ends with bouncing the check to the undertaker."
Awards & Honors: Winner of dozens of prestigious awards, including honorary doctorates from Tufts
and Bard Universities, for demonstrating leadership and dedication to public service.
City of New York New York, NY
Mayor November 2001 - Eternity
Obtaining, building, and growing relationships with senior executives at large scale investment firms.
• Successfully harassed New York City smokers, drastically decreasing the number of places where they
could freely smoke, while driving significant increases in cigarette costs by raising taxes.
• Single handedly reduced crime by 35% since 2001, without Rudy Giuliani’s assistance, advice or insight.
• Inspired by RezScore, spearheaded a grading metric for city eateries pegged to EPA targets for allowable
consumption of rat urine.
Bloomberg L.P. New York, NY
Co-Founder/ CEO October 1981 – November 2001
Led everything; from brewing the coffee to closing the companies first $30M deal with Merrill Lynch.
Proactively doubled a $2.5MM book of business to over $500MM, uncovering opportunities for growth
by peddling overpriced computer terminals to blue chip investment banks.
Achieved record time in potato sack racing at company’s annual shareholder retreat, surpassing Ted
Turner’s previous record by 75%.
Salomon Brothers New York, NY
General Partner July 1966 – October 1981
Led equity trading and systems development for this bulge bracket investment bank and large group of jerks.
Promoted from night security watchman to executive-level equity trading general partner within five
business days of hiring.
Johns Hopkins University Harvard Business School
Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering Master of Business Administration
Awarded May 1964 Awarded May 1966
Strike Busting Racketeering Chancellor for Board of Education Hiring Defending the Little Guy