Michael Bloomberg's Resume

					                  Michael “The Boss” Bloomberg
        Gracie Mansion  590 E 89th St, New York, NY  (212) 570-4751  MrMayor@awesomeness.net
                       LinkedIn Profile: http://www.linkedin.com/in/MayorMike

                    108th Mayor of New York City
       Successfully Leading, Managing & Controlling Snow Removal
                                          PROFESSIONAL PROFILE
     Entrepreneurship: Conceived of, designed, launched and sold innovative technology products at
      Bloomberg L.P., growing personal net worth from $10,000,000 in 1981 to $18,100,000,000 in 2011.
     Philanthropy: Donated $254 million in 2009 to almost 1,400 nonprofit organizations; "I am a big believer
      in giving it all away… the best financial planning ends with bouncing the check to the undertaker."
     Awards & Honors: Winner of dozens of prestigious awards, including honorary doctorates from Tufts
      and Bard Universities, for demonstrating leadership and dedication to public service.

City of New York                                                                                     New York, NY
Mayor                                                                                   November 2001 - Eternity
Obtaining, building, and growing relationships with senior executives at large scale investment firms.
    • Successfully harassed New York City smokers, drastically decreasing the number of places where they
        could freely smoke, while driving significant increases in cigarette costs by raising taxes.
    • Single handedly reduced crime by 35% since 2001, without Rudy Giuliani’s assistance, advice or insight.
    • Inspired by RezScore, spearheaded a grading metric for city eateries pegged to EPA targets for allowable
        consumption of rat urine.

Bloomberg L.P.                                                                                    New York, NY
Co-Founder/ CEO                                                               October 1981 – November 2001
Led everything; from brewing the coffee to closing the companies first $30M deal with Merrill Lynch.
     Proactively doubled a $2.5MM book of business to over $500MM, uncovering opportunities for growth
        by peddling overpriced computer terminals to blue chip investment banks.
     Achieved record time in potato sack racing at company’s annual shareholder retreat, surpassing Ted
        Turner’s previous record by 75%.

Salomon Brothers                                                                                New York, NY
General Partner                                                                     July 1966 – October 1981
Led equity trading and systems development for this bulge bracket investment bank and large group of jerks.
     Promoted from night security watchman to executive-level equity trading general partner within five
        business days of hiring.

              Johns Hopkins University                                 Harvard Business School
     Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering                 Master of Business Administration
                 Awarded May 1964                                         Awarded May 1966
      Strike Busting  Racketeering  Chancellor for Board of Education Hiring  Defending the Little Guy

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