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SMS Collection:Marriage-sms What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her. Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… “Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.” Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake. A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de. 3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA….. Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u! Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The days after marriage! Telling a lie is Fault 4 a little boy an Art 4 a lover an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor and a Matter of survival 4 a married man First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday is 2 forget it once. A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” “No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…” Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient. One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” “When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come. Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.” He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: NO! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Yes! She: Will you hit me? He: No way! I’m not such kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!! Golden Rule:- ‘To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)” Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbourin table n wish you”d ordered that….. It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage – And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance! Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: “Yes dear” Most successful Happy married life is Defined as. . . . . “Yet to be seen” Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!
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