tong twisters by krill97

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									B

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.
B

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
B-TT

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
B-TT

Betty Better bought some butter. "But," she said, " this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better."
So she bought a bit of better butter and made her bitter batter better.
Bl-Bee

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.


Ea

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.


F

There was a young fisher named Fisher who fished for a fish in a fissure.
F

The fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in; now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.
Fl

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew
through a flaw in the flue.


Gr-G

Great gray goats


M-N-G

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?


Oi-Oy

What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
Ow
Clowns grow glowing crowns.


Pe-Pi

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?


R-Wh

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.


S-Sh

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
S-W-Ch

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
Sh

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
Sh-S-Sl

She sees seas slapping shores.
Si-Sea

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
Si-Sh

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Si-St

Six stick shifts stuck shut.
Sl-Sh

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
St-Sk-Th

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk (thought) the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
Sw

Swan swam over the sea. Swim, swan, swim! Swan swam back again. Well swum, swan!


T

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.
T-W-Ch

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Tw
Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
Tw-Th

A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.


W-Ch-Sh-Ck

Which witch wished which wicked wish?
W-One

One-One was a racehorse; Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race, Two-Two won one, too.
W-Th

Whenever the weather is cold.
Whenever the weather is hot.
We'll whether the weather,
whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not.

One, Two, Buckle My Shoe

1... 2... Buckle my shoe
3... 4... Knock at the door
5... 6... Pick up sticks
7... 8... Lay them straight
9... 10... A big fat hen

11... 12... Dig and delve
13... 14... Maids a-courting
15... 16... Maids in the kitchen
17... 18... Maids a-waiting
19... 20... I've had plenty!

Collected Near Marcogg

One for death and two for birth,
Three for wind and four for earth,
Five for fire, six for rain,
Seven's joy and eight is pain,
Nine to go, ten back again!


This STICK will TELL the ONE we CHOOSE
To BE the LORD in SHINing SHOES
To RUle LANDS both NEAR and FAR
The STICK says YOU will BE King THAR!


Under the ocean, green and deep
Lie the fishes fast asleep,
Under the arm and over the shoe,
Tap on the head, and out goes YOU!


One for sorrow,
two for joy,
three for a girl,
for for a boy,
five for silver,
six for gold,
seven for a secret,
never to be told,
eight for a wish,
nine for a kiss,
ten for a time
of joyous bliss.


Bee, a bee, a bumblebee
Stung a man upon his knee
And a hog upon his snout,
I'll be dogged if you ain't out!


Eeny, meeny, miney, moe
Catch a tiger by his toe,
If he squeals, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe.


One, two, three, four, five,
I caught a fish alive.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
I let him go again.
O-U-T spells out goes you!

Riddles
Riddles


What is black and white and pink all over?

An embarrassed zebra.


What clothes does a house wear?

Address.


Why do birds fly south in winter?

It's too far to walk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.


Why did the bird cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.


What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old?

Six years old.


What has lots of eyes but never sees?

A potato.


What is always in bed but never sleeps?

A river.


What gets bigger the more you take away from it?

A hole.


What black and white all over?

A newspaper.


What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Where were lemons first found?
In a tree.
London Bridge is broken down,
Broken down, broken down,
London Bridge is broken down,
My fair lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair lady.

Wood and clay will wash away,
Wash away, wash away,
Wood and clay will wash away,
My fair lady.

Build it up with bricks and mortar,
Bricks and mortar, bricks and mortar,
Build it up with bricks and mortar,
My fair lady.

Bricks and mortar will not stay,
Will not stay, will not stay,
Bricks and mortar will not stay,
My fair lady.

Build it up with iron and steel,
Iron and steel, iron and steel,
Build it up with iron and steel,
My fair lady.

Iron and steel will bend and bow,
Bend and bow, bend and bow,
Iron and steel will bend and bow,
My fair lady.

Build it up with silver and gold,
Silver and gold, silver and gold,
Build it up with silver and gold,
My fair lady.

Silver and gold will be stolen away,
Stolen away, stolen away,
Silver and gold will be stolen away,
My fair lady.

Set a man to watch all night,
Watch all night, watch all night,
Set a man to watch all night,
My fair lady.

Suppose the man should fall asleep,
Fall asleep, fall asleep,
Suppose the man should fall asleep,
My fair lady.

Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
Smoke all night, smoke all night,
Give him a pipe to smoke all night,
My fair lady.



Yankee Doodle came to town,
Riding on a pony;
He stuck a feather in his cap,
And called it macaroni.

Yankee Doodle keep it up,
Yankee Doodle dandy;
Mind the music and the step,
And with the girls be hand




The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again


1. Hickory, dickory, dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory, dickory,dock

2. Dickery, dickery, dare
The pig flew up in the air.
The man in brown
Soon brought him down,
Dickery, dickery, dare.

3. Higletty, pigglety, pop!
The dog has eaten the mop;
The pig's in a hurry,
The cat's in a flurry,
Higletty, pigglety, pop!




The Wheels on the Bus

The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round,
'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round;
The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round,
All through the town.


The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish,
Swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish;
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish,
All through the town.
The door on the bus goes open and shut,
Open and shut, open and shut;
The door on the bus goes open and shut,
All through the town.


The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep,
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep;
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep,
All through the town.

The gas on the bus goes glunk, glunk, glunk,
Glunk, glunk, glunk, glunk, glunk, glunk;
The gas on the bus goes glunk, glunk, glunk.
All through the town.


The money on the bus goes clink, clink, clink,
Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink, clink;
The money on the bus goes clink, clink, clink
All through the town.

The baby on the bus goes "Wah, wah, wah!
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!"
The baby on the bus goes "Wah, wah, wah!"
All through the town.


The mommy on the bus says "I love you,
I love you, I love you;"
The daddy on the bus says "I love you too."
All through the town.
                This Old Man

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This old man, he played one,
He played knick knack with his thumb,
With a knick, knack, paddy whack,
Give the dog a bone;
This old man came rolling home.




My Dearest Viktoria,
I am so sorry it has taken so long to corrospond again. Every day for the last three weeks I have checked
my email, and there has been no response. I was heartbroken that perhaps something I said had caused
my closest friend to abandon me. I went through all the emontions one has in such situations. The pain
and sorrow, the pretended indifference, and finally the strength of will that I posess to move on, knowing
my sadness will pass slowly, but eventually I will feel whole again.
I decided perhaps it was not in my destiny to care about a woman again, and went back one more time to
look, and then to erase this website forever. In the process I accidently discovered that what I thought
was a blank page, was actually a very large blank part of a page, and that by scrollong down, I found you
again. I hope now, that I have not caused you to think that I no longer cared about our friendship, and
would be so cruel as to just disappear.
I had one day to do my Christmas shopping, and it is so hard. Being single is also very hard from a
financial standpoint, because I buy a gift for everybody indivually, and they in turn buy a gift for me as a
family. I took my Mother shopping today, and she, being single also, has the same dilima. Thats when a
genius thought came to my head. I proposed to my Mother that we gang up (that almost sounds criminal),
and buy presents as a team, thus cutting our cost in half, and allowing both of us such luxuries as eating a
decent meal for the next week. She agreed, and we both topped off the day with a celibritory resturant
dinner at the end of the day.
My work week has been very busy. As usual some people do not show up for work, and working a night
shift, one cannot find a replacement, one can only suck up thier chest (or belly in my case), and deal with
it. All the stores are staying open late, giving us hungry shoppers, and all those who drink too much at the
christmas parties, want to eat our tasty food on the way home. Some of them are smart enough to take a
taxi, but not most of them, and I have to say the one good thing about working the night shift, is that I do
not have to drive on the road with all those people who are so foolish as to drink and drive. I have
actually had people pass out in thier cars in the line at the drive thru window, and had to call the
parimedics to make sure they are ok.
I got really lucky on Christmas, and will not have to work Christmas EVE, or Christmas Day, and have
my 2 days off following. I will however have to work on New Years Eve. We expect such a crowd that
where I usually work by myself with two other people, my boss has asked 16 other employees to help us
out. I wish I could spend it with you, in your Country. I think it would be very enchanting. Since I
cannot, at the stroke of midnight I will raise a glass (of soda of coarse because I will be working), and
look for the brightest star in the sky. This will be in your honor because you bring a light in my life, and
perhaps on your New Year, you will also look out, and see that same star, and feel all the hopes of the
new year that I am sending you via starbeam.
I may not be able to write until next week, and by then, Christmas will be past, and the new year upon us.
I have decided for the New Year to let the setbacks of last year be gone, and start, even if slowly, to get
to where I can finally visit you. I already have some Ideas, but those are for another letter. For now I will
go, wishing you the very Merriest of Christmas's,
With Adoration,
Hugh
Reply 21.12.2009
Hello, Hugh.
It was a great surprise for me to get this letter from you. But I am really happy. You didn’t write me for
long and I though it was the end. I was so upset because I didn’t want to loose such friend and I didn’t
understand why you didn’t write me.
Have you heard what was going on in Ukraine? Have you heard about that awful snowfall? Monthly rate
of snow fell out for some hours. The city was paralyzed. I had to get home on foot. Can you imagine
almost 10 kilometers on foot and snowstorm! It was something. The roads were full of cars. Some drivers
left their cars just on the road because there wasn’t any more gasoline. I had a feeling that I found myself
in a film about catastrophe. I caught a cold and stayed in bed for some days. Fortunately, we had days off
as it was impossible to get to the shop. Tomorrow I am working at last. But today roads are covered with
ice, so I skated to the agency)))
You invented a wonderful way out. I know that it is really expensive to buy presents when you are alone.
I am happy that you will be able to celebrate Christmas well. It is great that you will have days off. I also
wish you could celebrate holidays with me. I will also think about you and look at the brightest star.
May I ask you not to delay with answers for so long time? It makes me sad.
Marry Christmas and happy New Year;)
Looking forward for your reply;)
My best wishes,
Viktoria.
ЗАГАДКИ (отгадки в скобках):

1. Что мы вместо денег выбираем,
Если с Якубовичем играем? (приз)

2. Эта пища – разная:
Черная и красная? (икра)

3. Ну какая родня
Брат отца для меня? (дядя)

4. Вот помещенье судовое,
По назначенью – грузовое? (трюм)

5. Есть у деда жена.
Для меня кто она? (баба)

6. Он пропищит вам пару строчек,
На языке тире и точек? (радист)

7. В школах ей на смену стол,
К сожалению пришел? (парта)

8. Здесь ответят моментально все.
Что у первоклассницы в косе? (лента)

9. Под оболочку эту,
Упрятаны скелеты? (кожа)

10. Что Медведь и Жаботинский на парад
Выносили первый день Олимпиад? (флаг)

11. Модницы! Вы назовите мне
Юбку-рекордсменку по длине? (макси)

12. Аккуратно не спеша
Подковал ее левша? (блоха)

13.Что произносим мы, когда
Дает нам слово тамада? (тост)

14.А вот совсем простой вопрос:
Кто вас к родителям принес? (аист)

15. Радиотехники знают:
этим металлом паяют? (олово)

16. Припомнить вам надо бы,
Какое Вишневский придумал нам снадобье? (мазь)

17. По университету
его главнее нету? (ректор)
18. Что плывет по реке
И по шахматной доске? (ладья)

19. Вопрос так стоит:
Кто Питер поит? (Нева)

20. За сорок лет вы, верно, разглядели
Что покрывает голову Фиделя? (фуражка)

21. Припомните скорей
Источник сухарей? (хлеб)

22. Поразмышляйте вот над чем немножко:
Жук колорадский - кто он для картошки? (вредитель)

23. Если голова грязна
Появляется она? (перхоть)

24. День прошел да ночь,
Что умчалось прочь? (сутки)

25. Кто Сибирь покорил
И царю подарил? (Ермак)

26. Ответ дайте четкий
Посуда для водки? (рюмка)

27. Важный он вопрос решает
Силу джина уменьшает? (тоник)

28. Стартуя с места, что берет
Легкоатлет и самолет? (ускорение, разгон)


29. Этот гриб, по идее мы чаще
Можем встретить в осиновой чаще. (Подосиновик).

30. Недолго тот нарком смог погордится,
Что держит всех в ежовых рукавицах. (Ежов)

31. Что нам Макаревич утром рано
Предлагает ощутить с экрана? (Смак)

32. Его, перелистав я вмиг
Пойму, что ты за ученик. (Дневник)

33. Эта загадка легка,
Короткий братишка чулка? (Носок)

34. На мишени сектор для мазил,
Я надеюсь, ты сообразил? (Молоко)

35. Фильм в котором Кикабидзе
В небо умудрился взвиться. (Мимино)
36. Участок водный, где всегда
Найдут пристанища суда? (Бухта)

37. Не надо думать долго
Домашняя метелка. (Веник)

38. Она у нас в войсках традиционно
Крупней чем взвод, но меньше батальона? (Рота)

39. Море. Ближе к северу оно.
А еще такое есть вино. (Белое)

40. Сарай для деревенских рандеву.
Понятно, их проводят не в хлеву. (Сеновал)

41. Лайнер, затонувший в океане
И победно всплывший на экране. (Титаник)

42. Река между США и Канадой.
Известна своим водопадом. (Ниагара)


43. Как обычно вы зовете
Штаб по кадрам на работе? (Отдел)

44. Татарского правителя какого,
Разбил Донской на поле Куликовом? (Мамай)

45.Князь тот не верил до конца,
Что примет смерть от жеребца? (Олег)


Любимый фильм

Музыка

Предсказания

Ведущий: Друзья, какой же Новый Год без Деда Мороза? Милому Деду Морозу мы сейчас
отправим телеграмму, я вот уже составил текст, да вот забыл написать "прилагательные". Так что
от каждого гостя – по одному "прилагательному".
(Ведущий записывает в бланк подряд все произнесенные прилагательные, затем читает вслух, что
получилось. Текст телеграммы:
"… Дедушка Мороз! Все … гости с нетерпением ожидают твоего … прихода. Новый Год – это
самый … праздник в году. Мы с … настроением будем петь для тебя … песни, танцевать …
танцы! Наконец–то наступит … Новый Год! Как не хочется говорить о … работе. Но мы обещаем,
что будем работать … и получать только … зарплату. Так что открывай поскорее свой … мешок и
вручай нам … подарки. С уважением к тебе, … тетеньки и … дяденьки!


1. Подарок не обсуждают, принимают то, что дарят ? (Дарѐному коню в зубы не смотрят).
2. Учиться нужно в течение всей жизни, каждый день приносит новые знания, познание
бесконечно. (Век живи - век учись!)
3. Если взялся за какое-то дело, доводи его до конца, даже если это сделать трудно!
(Взялся за гуж, не говори, что не дюж!)
4. Неприятность, беда случаются обычно там, где что-нибудь ненадѐжно, непрочно.
(Где тонко, там и рвется)
5. Как сам относишься к другому, так и к тебе будут относиться. (Как аукнется, так и
откликнется)
6. Не берись за незнакомые дела. (Не зная броду, не суйся в воду)
                     Test ________
Name__________________________________________

I. Вставить am, is или are.
 1. She _______ a pupil.
 2. They ________ from Ukraine.
 3. I _______ eight.
 4. You ________ in the classroom.
 5. We _________ at school.

II. Составь предложения по образцу.
Linda/ England Linda is from England. She is English.
Mary/ Canada
_______________________________________________________________
Olga/ Ukraine
_______________________________________________________________
Sam/ America
_______________________________________________________________
Ben/Italy
_______________________________________________________________

III. Вставь ‘must’ или ‘mustn’t’.

  1.   We _______________ do our homework.
  2.   We ________________ sleep on the lessons.
  3.   We ________________ listen to the teacher.
  4.   We ________________ read books.
  5.   We ________________ go to school.

IV. Напиши, что есть в твоей школе. Используй слова:gym, canteen,
corridor, sports ground, classroom, small, big, comfortable. Начинай
предложения с there is/ there are.
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