Vacancy in the Afterlife

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					Vacancy in the afterlife

A special vacancy has been prepared before nature was created. This vacancy is open to everyone
without exception, regardless of work experience, without a diploma, without a connection. This
vacancy is open to all unemployed and who are working with whatever background, good directors,
governors, pedicab drivers, robbers, criminals, murderers, priests, religious scholars, philanthropists,
etc.. Each applicant is guaranteed to be accepted in one position available, even though that does not
apply must be accepted!



Vacancy PROVIDED FOR 2 POSITIONS:
A. The inhabitants of Heaven
B. The inhabitants of Hell

FACILITIES PROVIDED FOR A POSITION AND COMPENSATION SBB:

Before the candidates were given the facility a final form that eternal heaven, the candidate is
guaranteed to get outdoor and indoor training, comprising:
1. Delicious grave.
2. Warranty protection in Padang Mahsyar.
3. Safety climbing Sirath-al mustaqim.

Heaven has many pleasures that can not be compared with the pleasures of the world. Prophet said, "By
Allah, this world than the Hereafter is like someone who dipped his finger into the sea; water left in the
finger when it raised the value of the world" (Muslim). Blessings that heaven is more beautiful than 'feel'
the pleasure of Allah and the chance to feel the 'face' of God, this is the peak of all pleasure, this
pleasure can not imagine men, the beauty of nature and enjoy the pure word of Allah the Most Gracious
and Most Merciful.

FOR POSITION B sure to ENJOY MULTIPLE OPPORTUNITIES BELOW

Candidates certainly get a variety of outdoor facilities such hell with heating facilities that temperature
incredible heat. Even if a grain of sand dropped on earth hell then mengeringlah all oceans on earth and
mendidihlah polar ice on the face of this earth. Even if someone removed from it instantly and then
transferred to a bonfire pile of flaming on this earth then he will feel relieved.
Hell is very broad, so the applicants of this position do not have to worry about not miss the place. The
applicants of this position is also no need to worry about to die when burned, because our bodies will be
created in such a way as to be able to expand when burned (like crackers when fried). Messenger of
Allah said, "In hell teeth a Gentile will (expand) to the mountain of Uhud, and (thick) skin stretched for
three days' journey" (narrated by Abu Hurairah, Muslim). In another hadith, the Messenger of Allah said,
"Hell is held by seventy thousand ropes, each rope held by seventy thousand angels" M (Muslim).
Messenger of Allah said, "Allah has angels that the distance between the two eyes is over a hundred
years of travel" (Abu Daud, Ibn Hanbal).

Oh, yes. This facility also includes free food that can burn the contents of the stomach, intestines drinks
that can leak as well as free swimming pool facility that contains pus and blood. Some free maid also
prepared to cut the tongue of people who like to hurt other people, as well as iron stomach people who
do not pay zakat.

In addition to these facilities, the candidates will go through a long training period to reach thousands of
years, namely:

1. Indoor training in the form of punishment of the grave and tomb 'live' in misery accompanied by
snakes and other strange creatures and ugly faces for years to thousands of years in nature depending
on the quality of charity barzakh worship and the sins which he did.
2. Training conducted in the field of outdoor Mahsyar for thousands of years, in an atmosphere of panic
and turmoil extraordinary. Father, mother, children and brothers and sisters we can not help us because
everyone is busy with their own affairs. Even the nabipun not able to help, except the Prophet
Muhammad SAW which will help his people who diligently bersholawat him.

CONDITIONS FOR APPLICANT

- Not required diploma
- Not required connections or bribes.
- No need to bring treasures
- No need to pretty-faced, handsome, well-built or
sexy.
Simply bring the original documents of faith and charity work of your own.

TIME OF INTERVIEW:

Interview stage 1, carried out 7 steps after the last mourners left the cemetery you. Word of the
Prophet Muhammad: "Surely if a person's body laid in the grave, the corpse was heard the sound of
those slippers that drove him to the grave by the time they leave the place (hasan hadith narrated by
Ahmad Hanbal). Keep in mind this is your interview schedule determined from the spirit breathed into
your body during the mother's womb.

Interview Stage 2: Only God who knows.
LOCATION AND LENGTH OF INTERVIEW

Interview phase I, conducted in the tomb (natural barzakh) for several minutes until thousands of years
depending on the position of the dilamarnya.
Interview Phase II, conducted on the day of judgment (the day of reckoning) for several days until
thousands of years depending on the position of the dilamarnya. In one haditsnya Prophet once said
that the trial interval period between rich people and poor people is 500 years old. Blessed are you who
are poor over the world, who have few assets to be held accountable (because you waste a grain of rice
which will be held accountable).

INTERVIEWER:

Interview phase I, performed by Angels Mungkar and Nakir.
Interview Phase II, conducted directly by the Lord's Day Later

INTERVIEW QUESTIONS ONLY CONTAINS 6:

1. Who is your Lord?
2. What is your religion?
3. Who is your prophet?
4. What kitabmu?
5. Where kiblatmu?
6. Who is your brother?
It's a very easy 6 questions, but unfortunately can not be memorized from now because it is our faith
and charity that will answer it.



HOW TO APPLY:

Sekalilagi, this is really a very special recruitment, need not apply, who are guaranteed entry, even for
melamarpun you will be picked up in particular. Picked up by a creature named Izroil caliber angel. He'll
pick you up at anytime and anywhere (could be a moment).



Does VAcancy THIS?

Consider the following hadith, in fact too many secrets of this nature which we can not know, especially
about the afterlife.
Messenger of Allah said: "I am able to see what you could not see. I heard the scraping noise in the sky
(berkriut-kriut), the sky is so dense, there is no empty space area of four fingers even though the sky was
filled with the angels prostrate to Allah SWT. By Allah! If you know what I know (about the afterlife),
surely you will never laugh at all, even you guys would have a lot of crying (for fear). And surely you can
never have fun with your wives, and undoubtedly you will come out poured into the streets (screaming)
to invoke (forgiveness) and pray to God (asking for protection from disaster hereafter), which will he
casts "(Reported by Tirmidhi & Al-Bukhari)

While millions of angels with a sense of fear and respect are prostrate to Allah, and while Angel Trumpet
blower is ready in front of the trumpet since the universe was created, while it also still many of us still
fall asleep with this world. Did not realize he was that he was included in the program reception
vacancies exist in the afterlife.

WANT TO APPLY TO POSITION B?
It's easy, live as you like ...

				
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Description: A special vacancy has been prepared before nature was created. This vacancy is open to everyone without exception, regardless of work experience, without a diploma, without a connection. This vacancy is open to all unemployed and who are working with whatever background, good directors, governors, pedicab drivers, robbers, criminals, murderers, priests, religious scholars, philanthropists, etc.. Each applicant is guaranteed to be accepted in one position available, even though that does not apply must be accepted!