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					Colors.
 People love that shit.
But what else do people love?
Sharing.
Sharing.
Mobile.
Sharing.
Mobile.
 Social.
Sharing.
Mobile.
 Social.
 Apps.
      Sharing.
      Mobile.
       Social.
       Apps.
Sharing mobile social
       apps.
  Color.xxx
will do all that.

    AND...
          Color.xxx
 is a mobile social app that
lets you share your favorite
color with your friends and
       locquaintances.

          AND...
Color.xxx's Team Will
   be Unbeatable.
 Unlike Any Other.

   They will be...
Lean.
Lean. Agile.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed. Locally
grown.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed. Locally
grown. Acrobatic.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed. Locally
grown. Acrobatic.
Gluten-free.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed. Locally
grown. Acrobatic.
Gluten-free. Hungry.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed. Locally
grown. Acrobatic.
Gluten-free. Hungry.
Rockstar.
Lean. Agile. Organic.
Grass-fed. Locally
grown. Acrobatic.
Gluten-free. Hungry.
Rockstar. Gurus.
BUT WHO ARE THE
   GOT DANG
  PRINCIPALS??
  Hold onto your pants, we have
      a slide for that, dawg!
              Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
          Chief Transformers Coordinator
              Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
          Chief Transformers Coordinator

               Brian Papa, CTO
Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.
              Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
          Chief Transformers Coordinator

               Brian Papa, CTO
Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.


              Mr. Belding, CPO
            Actual high school principal.
              Michael Bay, CEO
Chief Executive Officer, Chief Explosions Officer, and
          Chief Transformers Coordinator

               Brian Papa, CTO
Don't tell him if you fund us he is working for equity.


              Mr. Belding, CPO
            Actual high school principal.

          Dave Morin's Cat, CCO
           Because everyone loves cats.
          And Dave Morin-related startups.
But will people want
 to know Ashton's
  favorite color?
But will people want
 to know Ashton's
  favorite color?
  You bet your almost certainly
       white ass they will.
All it will take is $40.5
 million in Venture
   Capital funding.
  But why invest so
   much money in
something so simple?
Because
We have a sick
business plan.
Seriously. We will not
      just make
   wheelbarrows of
  money, but several
larger wheelbarrows.
How?
Well...
We did extensive
market research.
We did extensive
market research.
We read nearly every post on Hacker
News for almost six months. In a row.

        And we concluded...
 Developers
 are dicks.
Just kidding. We really
     concluded...
  This can't possibly
ever make any money.
  This can't possibly
ever make any money.
  At least, not enough to fund the
       ridiculous expenses we
            intend to incur.
  This can't possibly
ever make any money.
  At least, not enough to fund the
       ridiculous expenses we
            intend to incur.

    Like our custom-designed
       European furniture.
So how will we
make money?
    We will carefully
orchestrate a massive PR
       campaign.
 We will turn down our
first offer from a major
company with too much
  money and too little
          sanity.
Then, at the exact right
      moment...
WE'RE GONNA FLIP
 THIS BITCH LIKE
But you must act now.
 But you must act now.

This only works because
the bubble hasn't burst.
But it will.
  But wait!!

There's more!!
If you invest now, you will
have EXCLUSIVE use of
  one randomly assigned
hexadecimal color, named
         after you.
     ACT NOW.

Supplies are limited to
     16,700,000.
And remember...
People. Colors. Apps.
Cats. Bacon. Organic.
Bieber. Mobile. Social.
    Local. Pivot.
             Booyah.



INVEST NOW: http://u.nwc.
    co/colorxxxinvest
      Made by the fine people at New Work City.
    If you're in NYC and building a real business,
perhaps you'd like to come hang with us. http://nwc.co
             http://twitter.com/tonybgoode

				
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