Vault Office Shame Pool 2011

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					                         First Round    Second Round   Third Round   Fourth Round                                Fourth Round   Third Round   Second Round   First Round

Took Paycut                                                                                                                                                                Stolen office supplies

Gained weight from job                                                                                                                                                     Quit with no notice

Have work nightmares                                                                                                                                                       Had an office romance

Worked through vacation                                                                                                                                                    Ate someone else's lunch

Were demoted                                                                                                                                                               Lied on your resume

Eat lunch at your desk                                                                                                                                                     Left dirty dishes in sink

Job has depreciated your skillset                                                                                                                                          Didn't clean up your spill

Gone gray on job                             Martyrdom                                                                               Free Spirit                           Hoarded free food

Take verbal abuse                                                                                                                                                          Don't refill the coffee

Morally oppose your company                                                                                                                                                Listen to loud music at desk

Lost unused vacation days                                                                                                                                                  Use postage machine for personal use

Constantly get sick from office germs                                                                                                                                      Cell phone rings loudly

Paid for work expenses out of pocket                                                                                                                                       Personal grooming at desk

Changed appearance for job                                                                                                                                                 Leave food in fridge so long it stinks

Accepted promotion without raise                                                    Office Shame Pool Champion                                                             Send jokes to "All Staff" email

Worked weekends                                                                                                                                                            Have crumbs all over keyboard
                                                                                              Finals
                                                                      SemiFinals                                  SemiFinals

Laugh at boss's horrible jokes                                                                                                                                             Accidental "Reply All" email

Picked up boss's dry cleaning                                                              Tie Breaker                                                                     Fell Off your Chair

Bought "world's best boss" gift                                                                                                                                            Thought phone was muted but wasn't

Overcompliment your boss                                                                                                                                                   Fell asleep in meeting

Accepted boss's friend request                                                                                                                                             Left your resume in printer

Bring your boss food                                                                                                                                                       Deodorant streaks on shirt

Gave boss LinkedIn Endorsement                                                                                                                                             Wore 2 different socks to work

Stay as late as your boss                                                                                                                                                  Caught Facebooking
                                        Sucking up to the Boss                                                                    Embarrassment
Have never said no to your boss                                                                                                                                            Caught doodling in meeting

CC your boss on everything                                                                                                                                                 Caught with fly down/blouse unbuttoned

Overgift your boss                                                                                                                                                         Got wasted at an office party

Have been to boss's house                                                                                                                                                  Wore shirt on backwards/inside out

Shadow your boss                                                                                                                                                           Coworker overheard you complain about them

Run errands for boss                                                                                                                                                       Tripped and fell

Take up boss's hobbies                                                                                                                                                     Caught IM'ing

Let boss take credit                                                                                                                                                       Forgot about meeting and went to lunch

				
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Description: Vault's 2011 Office Shame Bracket. Take it and find out which behaviors make your Final Four!