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					Father:      Did you children help your mother today?
First Child: Yes daddy. I washed the dishes
Second Child: I dried them.
Third Child: I picked the pieces
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A little boy on coming back from school to his mother: Oh! I had a tough
day at office.
Mom: Office?
Boy: Yes. The Principal's office.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 5000 year old statue you have just broken.
visitor: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.
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An applicant was filling out a job application.when he came to the
question,
 "Have you ever been arrested?"    He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people, who had answered in the
 affirmative to the last one, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who
is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every
time anything went wrong, they said Iwas responsible."
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of
work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in
four months."
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A teacher was testing the young student's intelligence.
When is your birthday dear? asked the teacher to his
six-year old.
"22nd February", said the child.
"What year my dear?" Asked the teacher.
"Every year", said the child with a smile

				
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