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Joke Herewith, then, are the lights I look for and the signals I heed: Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him -- Love God more than you fear hell. that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in -- Once a week, let a child take you on a walk. heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives -- Make major decisions in a cemetery. him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home. Then -- When no one is watching, live as if someone is. Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who -- Succeed at home first. says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your -- Don't spend tomorrow's money today. stuff." -- Pray twice as much as you fret. -- Listen twice as much as you speak. When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - -- Only harbor a grudge when God does. St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally, -- Never outgrow your love of sunsets. one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get -- Treat people like angels; you will meet some and help make some. the luggage. -- 'Tis wiser to err on the side of generosity than on the side of scrutiny. As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one -- God has forgiven you; you'd be wise to do the same. angel says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more -- When you can't trace God's hand, trust his heart. than ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!" -- If you toot your own horn and the notes will be flat. -- Don't feel guilty for God's goodness. Devotion -- The book of life is lived in chapters, so know your page number. The first of the year is known for three things: black-eyed peas, bowl -- Never let the important be the victim of the trivial. games, and lists. Some don't eat black-eyed peas. Others hate football. -- Live your liturgy. But everybody likes lists. To sum it all up: The Bible certainly has its share of lists. Moses brought one down Approach life like a voyage on a schooner. Enjoy the view. Explore from the mountain. There are lists of the gifts of the Spirit. Lists of the vessel. Make friends with the captain. Fish a little. And then get good fruit and bad. Lists of salutations and greetings. Even the off when you get home. disciples' boat got into the action as it listed in the stormy Sea of Galilee. (If you smiled at that, then I've got a list of puns you'd enjoy.) But the greatest day of lists is still New Year's Day. And the number one list is the list I call the Laws of the Lighthouse. The Laws of the Lighthouse contain more than good ideas, personal preferences, and honest opinions. They are God-given, time-tested truths that define the way you should navigate your life. Observe them and enjoy secure passage. Ignore them and crash against the ragged rocks of reality. Smart move. The wise captain shifts the direction of his craft according to the signal of the lighthouse. A wise person does the same.
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