LIST-OF-POTENTIALLY-FUNNY-SPEECH-TOPICS by welcomegong1

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									            LIST OF POTENTIALLY FUNNY SPEECH TOPICS


                     How to make fun every day in life.
                        The working of Murphy's Law.
                    Chasing idle dreams is a good habit.
                  Unexpected disasters that can happen.
                         Funny job applicant stories.
                              How I choose friends.
People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven't.
 Why my - any fun speech topic - looks cooler than the ... of my neighbour.
                  Rare speed limits and the reasons why.
                             When I resign, I will ...
                    My motto: I’m flexible by indecision.
                        Ways to remember birthdays.
        For her/him who doesn't have to do it, nothing is impossible.
                     How to give your dog or cat a pill.
                     Why men are proud of themselves.
                     How to cheat poker the nice way.
                    Why I don't want to be a millionaire.
                          Eating flowers is possible.
             How to determine you are addicted to the Internet.
                      Wine/beer/cocktail of the month.
                  How to be a charming host at any event.
               Demonstrate tasting wine in a humorous way.
                          If I were my boss, then I ...
                   Happy puppies make humans happy.
                               How to deny reality.
                    Ten fun things to do during an exam.
                           Urban running acrobatics.
                          Ten ways to order a pizza.
                                Your guide to life.
                   How to throw a paper airplane in class.
                  Ten things you've learned from your pet.
           Personal bloopers are great funny topics for a speech.
                         My most profitable mistake.
                    Funny computer terms and phrases.
               What women really say when they talk to men.
                      Answers on the meaning of life.
                     Funny holidays in other countries.
                How to find funny speech topics in 24 hours.
                    Woman marries much younger man.
                         Bare funny facts about men.
                          Funny facts about women.
                 How to become a rat and make a fortune.
              Rules for boys who want to date with your sister.
                        Funny first date experiences.
                    A true story that ain't true in the end.
                                Unusual incidents.
                          Helpful pinball strategies.
                        Rules men wish women knew.

Ten examples of fun informative speech topics:

   1.  Tips for merging two households.
   2.  Three ways to write the best gift card.
   3.  How to decode the secret signs of baseball catchers.
   4.  Five ways to keep going a boring conversation at a cocktail party.
   5.  How to act like your are earth-friendly.
   6.  Tricks to remember names.
   7.  How to address the President, a Senator, a Representative, Member of
       Parliament, the Pope, the Queen and other high officials.
   8. A ride in a hot air balloon from take off to save landing.
   9. Ways to live on the cheap.
   10. How to drive unwanted visitors crazy by painting a psychedelic wall
       mural.

Ten persuasive funny speech topic samples:

   1. Men remember: women want bright coloured, funny and worthless
       goodies as a gift.
   2. Do's and don'ts when visiting a new mother and baby.
   3. Being rude is the only way to get off telemarketers.
   4. It should be made illegal to phone while driving a car.
   5. Tips to take toll high ways or bridges without paying.
   6. Let others pay your holiday trips with the perfect collect call strategy.
   7. Decorating your college apartment with a low budget.
   8. How to handle well-meaning people you don't like.
   9. Effective optical cleaning methods for your home shortly before your
       parents arrive.
   10. The ten commandments in a restaurant boys and girls room.

Ten kid funny speech topic ideas:

   1. How to drive the baby-sitter crazy.
   2. Tips for choosing a practical lunch box.
   3. How to behave in a chique restaurant.
   4. How to design your own personal place mat.
   5. How to make funny shaped ice cubes.
   6. Tips to answer the phone well.
   7. Three fun games to play at beach.
   8. Sleeping a night in the backyard with a friend.
   9. The funniest amusement parks.
   10. Ways to re-use stickers that are not sticky anymore. Or list many
       bumpersticker texts and see if they could be turned into a funny speech
       topic!

These are examples of fun informative speech topics:
   1.  How to learn from your parents mistakes.
   2.  The meaning of dreams.
   3.  How to stop thinking.
   4.  A holiday with no stress in three steps.
   5.  Resolving a restaurant complaint.
   6.  How to cope with troubles at a family reunion.
   7.  Five ways to disturb your competitors in a sand castle competition.
   8.  How to turn the Academy Awards ceremony into funny event we like to
       watch.
   9. How to write a fan letter that guarantees you a personal answer.
   10. Writing haiku's for fun.

And here are ten fun persuasive speech topics for public speaking:

   1. Why women don't want to admit their age.
   2. Why most people are just like lemmings.
   3. It is possible to party non-alcoholic and vegetarian.
   4. What not to do at official or ceremonial parties.
   5. Why beer darts are fun.
   6. Selection criteria for a Thanksgiving turkey.
   7. Why casino players actually are sad people.
   8. What are good candid photographs?
   9. Dangers of approaching pot bellied pigs.
   10. And old fashioned men's swimwear or sportswear.

1. How to be the perfect gentleman.

2. What you can't say in public.

3. Sick for work after a lost football game - the bare statistics.

4. 10 things you better not say in court.

5. Fun things to do on the first day of class or the last day.

6. Words that are hard to say when you're drunk.

7. The advantages women think of being a man.

8. The advantages men think of being a woman.

9. Humorous names you can laugh about, some kind of nomen est omen.

10. Why women say they hate sports.

11. The 3 biggest lies on the work floor.

12. New York City driving rules explained.

13. The most stupid question that's ever ask.
14. Inappropriate Christmas gifts!

15. How you should fire your boss or teacher.

16. 10 ways to irritate a telemarketer.

17. What are the signs you've had enough to drink.

18. Book titles or articles that don't cover the contents also can turned into
good speech topics for a humorous speech.

19. 10 ways to freak out your roommate.

20. Funny statistics or facts are great sources for humorous persuasive
speech topics.

21. How to train a cat.

22. Your dog own you.

23. How to make pictures of a new puppy - or any other humorous speech
topic about a pet.

24. Why smart people don't know they have the wrong ideas.

25. What you'll wish you'd known about the future.

26. Beating the averages.

27. Why the nerds rule our society.

28. Why cannibals eat meat and we don't.

29. Why you shouldn't give marriage advice.

30. How to reach your goals with humour.

31. The story of the perfect husband.

32. Gift wrapping tips for men - or discuss any other household problem men
have.

								
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