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					         Boredom can
        cause a pain and
         slowful death




How to not have a boring life
     Rules for a not so boring presentation




No eating        No talking       No questions
Just kidding!
Who is this crazy person standing in front
       wearing too nerdy t-shirts?
WHAT you think
  Drugs!
Druuuuugs!
WHAT I think
VIP
  I’m like snow.
You can follow me.
                     @judithstr




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                         skype, textie, ebay, viber
                                and so on!
you’re all
SItting there and staring.
Why are you so boring?
So you have too
much skills for
  this preso?
Think about this
  one: when is
   something
    boring?
Everybody
 wearing
  jeans.

            boring?
Everybody
 wearing
  jeans.

            boring?
 Being a
housewife?


             boring?
 Being a
housewife?


             boring?
It’s something
   personal!
What If i just want
  a boring life?
                      You’re right it is
                         so easy..
What If i just want
  a boring life?
Nothing to
 justify...
Like why you wear
  nerdy glasses
Or why you invent
    new stuff
  (while the old stuff is
   working just fine)
Or why you aspire
   to become a
 harley davidson
      driver
 Yeah! it’s safe.
nothing to worry
about. routines.
Jeeeuj!
     I got it.
But what if I don’t
  want to wear
nerdy glasses or
   be the next
  zuckerberg?
                      You can die from
     I got it.        living the boring
But what if I don’t          life!
  want to wear
nerdy glasses or
   be the next
  zuckerberg?
STudy from London university shows




           People with a monotonous life
            drink more and smoke more.
Quite obvious
   right?
STudy from London university shows




     40%
      of those risk to die early
   from heart failure and strokes
  due to the drinking and smoking.
tips?
LOOK FOR A HOBBY
                 Take professional
                       risks




I’m CEO bitch!
TALK TO STRANGERS
Go out alone
BUT don’t forget
 your clothes!
Still no clue if your life is boring?
                                                           Is your life boring?
                                                                  START HERE.



                              No way idiot!
                                                              Are you a nun?                             Yes
                                                                         I’m in denial




                                                                                                                            you’re a nun
You’re a hooker




                  Only when I get off the chain
                                                  Do you ever leave your house?                                  No


                                                                         Only with my gun




                      Yes to visit my family in Thailand      Do you travel?                 Only to the priest his office
                                                                           How would I
                                                                         know? I’m drunk..




                     No but I have a vagina piercing
                                                       Do you have a tattoo?                     A giant cross on my ass
                                                                            One of Ozzy
                                                                             Osbourne.




                                                            You are a rockstar
And keep in mind...
“Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life.
Don't let them scare you unduly,
for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity.”
Want to thank me
 for those 5 non
 boring minutes I
just offered you?
                     @judithstr




                        judithstraetemans.be



Judith Straetemans     Theseyellowshoes.com



                            And off course on
                           Linkedin, Facebook
                         Foursquare, instagram
                         skype, textie, ebay, viber
                                and so on!