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					1-Ek Dulhan Ki Kahani Suno                        2-Mere Pados Main Ek Dulhan Aai
Lund Ki Diwani Ki Kahani Suno                     Gori Chitti Chikni Dulhan Aai
Baat Nahi Hai Ye Jyada Purani                     Meri Umar Pandrah Baras Thee
Kissa Ye Sach Hai Na Koi Kahani                   Wo Mujhko Aksar Dekha Karti Thee
3-Main Anjan Thaa Uski Choot Se                   4-Ek Din Ussne Ghar Mein Bulaya
Mere Lund Se Wo Anjan Thee                        Peticot Uppar Sarkaya
Kisi Bahane Mujhe Bulati Thee                     Bra Ka Huk Bund Karwaya
Mere Lund Ko Jarur Dabati Thee                    Nangi Gaand Dekh Main Ghabraya
5-Vo Boli Nahate Samay Bhul Gai                   6-Main Bhi Ban Gaya Bilkul Bhola
Isliye Tujhe Bulaya Hai                           Chuchi Ko Pakra Dheere Se Bola
Bra Ka Huk Lagwaya Hai                            Tumhari Chuchi Mujhe Bhati Hai
Tum Bhi To Mere Appne Ho                          Tu Mujhe Choot Kyon Nahi Dikhati Hai
7-Itna Sun Ussne Peticot Uttaya                   8-Boli Choot Dekhoge Hath Ghumao Ge
Tango Ko Khola Or Choot Ko Dikhaya                Apne Lund Ke Darshan Nahi Karaoge
Choot Dekh Mera Lund Garmaya                      Tumhara Lund Muhje Acchha Lagta Hai
Maine Choot Pe Dheere Se Hath Ghumaya             Tere Jaisa Bholla Or Sacchha Lagta Hai
9-Mere Husband Ka Lund Bilkul Bekaar Hai          10-Mere Lund Main Josh Aa Gaya
Tera Lund Hi Mera Raj Kumar Hai                   Choochi Ko Main Sara Kha Gaya
Tere Lund Ko Chusu Gi Loongi Ander Poora          Choot Pe Hath Aisa Ghumaya
Aapni Choot Ka Sapna Karoon Gi Poora              Choot Se Pani Tapaa Tap Ayaa
11-Choot Ki Uski Ek Pareshani Thee                12-Phir Lund Ko Pakra Munh Main Dala
Lund Ke Leye Wo Pagal Diwani Thee                 Choos Ke Lund Ko Mast Ker Dala
Choot Utha Utha Patak Rahi Thee                   Usne Bhi Choot Ka Wo Swad Chakhaya
Teen Unglian Ander Satak Rahi Thee                Jaldi Se Usne 69 Banaaya
13-Main Choot Ko Choos Raha Thaa                  14-Lund Ko Choos Choos Rod Banaya
Wo Lund Ko Pi Rahi Thee                           Boli Jaldi Kar Ab Lund De Bhaya
Main Bina Choot Ke Jee Raha Thaa                  Kamar Se Pakerkar Jamin Pe Litaya
Wo Lund Ke Bina Jee Rahi Thee                     Lund Ko Choot Ke Ander Ghusaya
15-Kunwara Lund Ghuss Gaya Ander                  16-Ab Lund Choot Ki Thee Dhaka Pel
Ho Gai Mast Choot Jaise Bander                    Lund Ne Choot Ki Banaa Di Rail
Ban Gae Choot Ab Mast Kalander                    Choot Utak Utak Ke Aa Rahi Thee
Chikh Ke Boli Pani Chhodna Ander                  Poora Ka Poora Lund Wo Kha Rahi Thee
17-Maar Maar Dhake Lund Behal                     18-Dulhan Ho Gai Thee Bilkul Lal
Niklne Laga Ab Choot Ka Mall                      Mere Lund Ne Kiya Kamaal
Mere Lund Ki Bhi Bigri Chall                      Choot Ho Gai Thee Malomal
Choot Me Chhoda Maine Mall                        Khoob Jama Phir Ye Sur Taal
19-Lund Ne Rakha Choot Ka Khayal
Salonsal Salonsal
Lund Choot Ka Bana Surtal
Salonsal Salonsal
Do sardar raaste se ja rahe the. Ek gaadi paas hua aur kichad udake chala gaya.
1ST SARDAR: ABE SALE TERI MAA KA BOSADA !!!!
2ND SARDAR: ARE YAAR BOSADA SE YAAD AAYA "BHABI KAISI HAI?"
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Lady 2 Bai: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai!
Bai: Bister mein to aap se aachi hoon!
Lady: Tujhe sahab ne bola kya?
Bai: Nahin, driver bol raha tha
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Lady to a man: beta kya kaam karte ho?
Man: mata ji samaj seva karta hoon.
Lady: matlab?
Man: gire huye ko uthata hoon, bichhade huye ko milata hoon
Lady: wo kaise? Man: ji bra banata hoon
Ek ladka or uska baap dono achhe dost they.
Ek din ladka padne ke liye bombay gaya baap ne kaha ki sara hisaab likhkar bheja karna.
ladke ne first month ka hisaab
education – 2000, hostel – 3000, food – 1500, chudaayi - 4000
baap ne likha ki gadhey teri maa bhi letter padti hai to chudaayi mat likha ker, shikaar likha kar
next month
education – 2000, hostel – 3000, food – 1500, shikaar - 5000
baap ne likha abe gadhey chudaayi per kharch kam kiya kar aur sasti se kaam chala liya kar
next month
education 2000, hostel 3000, food 1500, shikaar - 2000
baap ne likha aur sasti ko chod
next month
education 2000, hostel 3000, food 1500, shikaar - 1000
baap ne likha aur sasti
education 2000
hostel 3000, food 1500, shikaar – 500
baap ne likha aur sasti to 3 months tak jawab nahin aaya to baap ne likha maderchod hisaab to de
then replied education 2000, hostel 3000, food 1500, shikaar – 200, Land repairing - 50000
****
Lady: doctor mere chut se bhura bhura nikalta hai …. Kya ye koi infection hai?
doctor: mahine me kitni baar chudai karwati ho?
lady: ek baar.
doctor: yeh infection nahi hai aapke chut me zang lag gaya hai!!!
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye land par condom chadhaana
Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Laddu agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I’m dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I’m not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn’t reached airport yet
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga

Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye kiya hai ki humare
bache hon, is liye nahi ki mujhe tatty khul kar ho

Unborn twins in the mother’s stomach saw a penis.
1st Baby: Dekh Papa aa rahe hai.
2nd: Abe stupid, ye pados wale uncle hai, papa kabhi raincoat nahi pehante

Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for the Baby
and then tight for the Daddy

Ek balatkaar ki shikaar mahila police station pahunchti hai aur uska saamna ek vinamr policiye
se ho jaata hai.
Police wala:- "aaiye behenji kya hua"
Mahila:- "mera balatkaar ho gaya"
Police wala:- statement likhaana padega behanji". Aur us policiye ne ek register nikaal liya aur
us mahila ka bayaan darz karne laga.
Mahila:- "mai bus se utree, voh mera peechha karne laga"
Police wala:- "phir kya hua behanji"
Mahila:- "mai apne ghar kee taraf mudi, voh mere peechhe tha".
Police wala:- "phir kya hua behanji"
Mahila:- "raat ka time tha, nukkad pe uss ne mujhe pakad liya. bachaane wala koi nahin tha.
Police wala:- "Oh ! phir aage bhi boliye, behanji".
Mahila:- "phir usne mere saare kapde utaar diye".
Police wala:- "Oh ! phir aur aage kya huwa Bahenjee.?".
Mahila:- "phir hona kya tha ... teri behan chud gayi"

Baap: Kyon beta ladki pasand aai?
Beta: Papa ladki bahut moti hai.
Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho,darvaaza chhota hi hota hai.

ek baar ek aadmi bed lekar aa raha tha. kisi ne poochha ,
yeh bed kitne ka mila?
usne kaha 800 ka. woh bola ki,
thori door par yeh 750 ka mil raha tha. woh aadmi aage barha, ek aur ne us'sey poochha ki,
kitne ka laaye ho yeh bed?
usne kaha 750 ka. woh aadmi bola ki,
aage to yeh 500 ka mil raha hai. aage barhne par ek aur ne poochha,
kahan se aa rahe ho? us aadmi ne gussey me aakar kaha ,
gaand marakar! doosre ne jawaab diya,
" bed saath le kar gaye the"

santa singh daudte jaa raha tha, itne mein usey banta singh mil gaya.
banta singh : oye, santa, itni jaldi jaldi daud ke kahan jaa raha hai.
santa sigh : oye, ghar jaa raha hoon, jaakar biwi ki panty utaroonga.
banta singh : kya baat hai, bahut romantic ho raha hai, bahot mood mein lagta hai tu.
santa singh : nahin yaar, aisi waise koi baat nahin, saali bahut tight ho rahi hai

ek laRkee ek paadree ke paas pahoonchee. or bolee
"father! Aj mujh'se bahut baRa paap ho gaya hE. mEn'ne ap'ne boy friend ko haraam jaada kah
diya."
"yah to Theek naheen huA par phir bhee tum'ne use haraam jaada kyon kaha."
"father! us'ne mera chumma liya."
"tumhaara kah'ne ka mat'lab Ese."
"haan father Theek aise hee us'ne mujhe chooma."
"par yah to koee khaash baat naheen hE."
"par is'ke baad us'ne seedhe meree bra men haath Daal diya."
"aise jaise abhee main haath Daal raha hoon.
"haan father."
"aisa ho jaata hE kabhee kabhee."
"phir us'ne mere saare kap'Re utaar diye or mujhe pooree nangee kar diya."
"Theek Ese hee jEse mEn ab ek ek kar'ke tumhaare kap'Re utaar raha hoon."
"haan father."
"par phir bhee tumhen use haraam jaada naheen kah'na chaahiye."
"is'ke baad father us'ne mujhe jam ke choda."
"aise". pad'ree ne us'kee chootn men ek tag'Ra shot lagaate poochha
"haan....or jor se father."
"na..na..tumhen haraam jaada kah'ne ka koyee adhikaar naheen hE." Pad'ree garadan hila raha
tha aur use chode jaa raha tha.
par father chod'ne ke baad us'ne bataaya ki us'ko AIDS hE."
"oh saalee ranDee ! haraam jaadee kaheen kee."

Ek aadmee doctor se, mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: kya tumhaaree koee girl friend hai. jabaab :- naheen.
Doc: kya tum randiyon ke paas jaate ho. jabaab :- naheen.
Doc: kya tum hast maithun karte ho. jabaab :- naheen.
to khada karke uspar kya coat taangega?

Do girls nangi hokar gym ke steam-room me baithy huyi thi. Pahali ladaki doosari ki safa chat
choot ko dekhkar poochhati hai,
'Tumhare jhaante kyo nahi hai?" Doosari jawab deti hai,
"Kya tumne kisi byast sadak par kabhi ghaas ugate huye dekha hai?"

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says
to her "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for 100 dollars?
"Are you nuts?", she replies. And keeps walking away. He turns around,
runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you
let me bite your breasts for 1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen sir,
I'm not that kind of woman. Got it?" So the guy runs again around the
next block and faces her again: "Would let me bite your breasts just
once for 10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and "Hmmm
10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark
alley over there" So they went to that alley and she takes off the
blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he
sees them he jumps on them and starts caressing them, fondling them,
kissing them, burying his face in them... but no biting. In the end the
woman gets all annoyed and asks: "Are you gonna bite them or what?"
"Nah", he replies. "Too expensive."

aana meri kabar pe,
jaana moot ke;
isi bahane darshan honge,
aapki choot ke

Chitrakoot ke maidan mein lagi santon ki bheed
Chod rahe they Surdas pakde gaye Sant Kabir

				
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