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									                              BUTTLER ENGLISH
Some of them were actually spoken by lab assistants and now even the profs.

      I talk, he talk; Why do you MIDDLE MIDDLE talk?
       - (beech, beech = middle, middle)
      Rain will comme come ! !
       - (maleyu bande barutthade - kannada)
      "Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The Principal is ROTATING outside"
      "Do not smoke and spoil the BOTANY of your body"
      "Open the windows, open the windows, let the CLIMATE come in"
      "Open the windows, open the windows, let the AIR FORCE come in"
      "Why are you naat FILUPPING the blanks?"
      Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or
       get her married: -
       " Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her."
      Prof to students for "hanging around the corridors during exams": -
       "Do not revolve in the corridors in front! of the examinations"
      "Don't talk like that in front of my back"
      "Don't stand in front of my back"
      "Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock. "
      "Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju. B.A, M.A."
      "Repeat again please!"
      "Mistake became wrong!"
      Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?
      Pliss, close the fan!
      Please reduce the volume of the fan
      He/she is my cousin brother/sister. He/she is my co-brother/sister
      Galatfehmi ka shikar hona: to be hunted down by misunderstanding.
      Izzat ko mitti me milana: To mix one's honor in mud
      Maro saale ko: Hit the brother in law
      Meri izzat ki naak cut gayee: My honors' nose has been chopped off
      Kiske saath moonh kaala kiya? : Who have you blackened your face with?
      Naak mein dum karna:: to strengthen the nostrils
      An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: - "Take an elephant of negligible
      Heard in kitchen: - No, No I! don't need chair I can stand eating
      It's so hot! Please on the fan no.
      Instructor: - "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of sulphuric
       acid in a round bottom flask of any shape."
      A gardener scolding 3 kids: "Both of u three, don't under-stand the tree "!!
      "Open the doors of the window, and let the atmosphere come in"
      Pune'ites, n Bombay'ites will understand this - "This is not 'parvadable' "!!!
      "Issac New Ton is great scientist. In India, apple falls on head and he go back to invent
       Gravity. He is friend and follower of Mahatma Gandhi in fight for freedom. There is a
       statue to him with long coat and long hair. He great
   "A cow has 2 horns with sharp points and Bull between tham. It has 4 legs and stands on
    its own feet". It ended with a touch of logic, "A cow gives milk which we drink.
    Therefore, it is our mother."
   "You three, both of you kneel down together separately"
   "There is no wind in the ball (deflated football)"
   "Run with the fence" (alongside)
   "Look at the line on your back" (falling in line)
   "Apply Apply, No reply" (common one)
   "Why aren't you kneel downing?"
   Look at the climate man, it's too hot to play.
   If you talk, I'll kneel down
    (Always wished he would, but found out that, that's not what he meant)
   Cuckoo, Blaady (Kick you, bloody...)
   The principal just passed away.
   Who took out the breeze of my cykill.
   Meet me behind the class (meant after the class).
   My cykill is understanding the tree.
   Open the windows and let the ATMOSPHERE come in"!
   Open the windows and let the AIR FORCE come in"!
   Morning morning why you rotate my head"? (a direct translation from the Marathi
   All the best for all the body (All the best for everybody)

    Butler English – Some of our celebrity in chennai
   Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great ―Celebrities Spoken
   # At the ground:
    ———— —–
    All of you stand in a straight circle.
    There is no wind in the balloon.
    The girl with the mirror please comes her…{Means: girl with specs
    come here).
   # To a boy , angrily:
    ———— ———
    I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
   # While punishing students:
    ———— ——— –
    You , rotate the ground four times…
    You , go and understand the tree…
    You three of you stand together separately.
    Why are you late – say YES or NO …..(?)
   # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
    ———— ——— –
    Every body should wear dress to college
    Boys no proplum
    Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
    Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
    Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
    ….. remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus
   # Sir at his best:
    ———— —
    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
    one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
    So the next day at s school… (to that boy) – ―Yesterday I saw you
    WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre‖
   # Sir at his best inside the Class room:
    ———— ——— ——— ——— ——-
    Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    Cut an apple into two halves – I will take the bigger half.
    Shhh…Quiet , boys…the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
    You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
    This one is cool >> ―Both of u three get out of the class.‖
    Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today…
    Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
    Take 5 cm wire of any length….
   Last but not the least celebrity experiences …
    Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had
    begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
    because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
   At college day 2002:
    ―This college strict u the worry no …. U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get
    good job , i the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy‖
   At college on fresh years day 2003:
    ―No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police ―

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