CELEBRITY HEADS! Smash cut into commercial “Everybody’s getting, “CELEBRITY HEADS!” Using cloning technologies, we’ve cloned, just the heads, Of your favorite celebrities! And now you can have one IN YOUR VERY OWN LIVING ROOM! We’ve got Cynthia Nixon! Wayne Brady! Alex Trebeck! (“No, I’m soory, that is wrong.) Kareem Abdul Jabbar! Kathy Griffin! Two teenagers dressed in basketball gear enter the living room, grab her head, and start dribbling off with it. Martin Sheen! ANGELNA JOLIE! (for several reasons, only available to women.) and Robin Williams. (Williams is jabbering on in a shticky adlib, until a giant jacket is thrown over his face.)