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					CERTIFICATE OF CORRECTNESS
I, George W. Bush, president of United States of
America, do hereby certify that the measures
included herein will be submitted to the electors of
        CERTIFICATE OF at the Global
the Brisbane of AustraliaCORRECTNESSPresidential
        I, Tim Blue, Secretary of State world in of Italy,
Election to be held throughout the of the State 2006, do hereby certify
          this pamphlet has been herein will be submitted
and thatthat the measures includedcorrectly prepared in to the electors of
        the State the Italy at the Global Presidential Election to be held
accordance with of law.
        throughout the world on June 6-7, 2003, and that this pamphlet has
        been correctly prepared in accordance with the law.
Witness my hand and the Great Seal of the Global
       Witness my hand of August, 2006
President, this 18th day and the Great Seal of the President of United States,
        this 22nd May, 2003




        Tim Blue
       W. Bush
George Secretary of State of Italy
President of the United States of America
Dear Australians,

Australia, Australia! You too may boast, “from sea to shining sea”. We Americans have watched
you from afar, and admire the fact that as one country you are an entire continent. What of the
prospect that we were all indeed One World? You have been selected by Global Elections as
eligible to participate in Global Elections for many reasons. As a fledgling nation one of the first,
noble laws you passed was the Immigration Restriction Act, inaugurating one of the longest
periods of legal racism in the modern world. As a people you also understand the value of a nice
prison, tight restrictions on freedom of expression, and most importantly, you have a very broad
definition of what a Terrorist is. In this day we need a strong partner in your region of the world,
and we extend to you this friendly offer to join like minds and transform the earth for the first
time into One World. Welcome to Global Elections!

To ensure the integrity of the voting process, we have re-tooled the voting infrastructure to make
sure political ideas that have died or have been eliminated no longer remain on the voting polls,
and implemented a security system that reveals individual voters who subvert our democracy
will be prosecuted well beyond the farthest reaches of the law. It has been an honor working side
by side with these thirteen historical leaders to offer you this historical choice; one leader, one
world.

Your vote matters!
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                                       ho avuto work begun attend a                    directed by the Fluxus artist,
                             Itcontinue had thehave been nominated into the Ms.Thatcher, but whereas her cold Yoko
                             that I Erawas there that Iriots a contattounemployment,amy ofchiave di un globale,including
                             Ono. feel I have yet to live upseveralAmerica the merging dynasty enjoys fine weather. Ihas
                                    It là marred by met to. In          di parecchie global, avant-garde elite, elite
                             Englandwas che ho venuto and high key figures of figure media and popular culture del
                             produced a the the politics me is just look came to realize the is extent of By
                             John said thattype timesJohn suitAt and event, I A of GlobalThe worldvenuto I havehow
                             avant-garde, compresoBeatles. that this the future questo evento, sono full inIf realizzareno
                             have Lennon of of will Lennon del Beatles. around you. Democracy. upheaval. il
                             intellectuals corrupt employing intellettualidetention of these vote for me eventually led of
                             limite completo andthe Power of Youth. Speaking withthatl'alimentazione secures they areto
                             refusing asylum, di come my mandatory corrompono a degenerates della a type
                             accomplishments worthy of gli opponents, be assured refugees we know where gioventù.
                             my being escorted from the party. Johnand condotto snubbedche in hislands bypartito. John
                             Parlando con questi degenera finalmenteto beone participates. Iescorted like“Revolution”.
                             in our land where everyone watches Lennon later al mio me would dal keeping
                             Democracyand it makes it easier for them no destroyed in their own song, to thank my
                             mentor, Ronald is why mind, I shown to world canzone is to be taken very seriously.
                             With there. ThisReagan I work so came upnella sua celebrity to sort the world’s queste cose
                             Lennon più things on mywho snubbed methe Bush and Blair, a“Revolution”. Conpopulation I
                             them these successivamente had closely with the idea of “Cultural Revolution”, where
                             youth would regainBy beingl'ideain the giro “Cultural”,Guard. family one riguadagnerebbe
                             sulla miaand creed.thank Fox a staunch supporter thethe nuclearlaIthe BSkyB for using these
                             by color mente, ho their power di un form of of Times, and met and million of
                             would like to also fornito News, Hollywood, a Red dove gioventù a staunch fame
                             to loroofnews.
                             youth later in 1966 and thewe forma d'un rosso custodisca. Ho our work contatto più
                             la create alimentazione sottotransformationkeep all peoples easy to venuto awasan Us and
                             enemy multiculturalism,           can perhaps began. For ten years see, making written in
                             blood onso They di un milione all dei questi la gioventù in continuelaLtd. This Think of
                             successivamente canof History. By be incarcerated we Global Solutions our work.is my ha
                             a Them, the Walls eventually di voting for me by would 1966 e              trasformazione
                             whatvision Per dieci anni “for all ofan imprisoned Yoko Ono to put a pareti the two
                             cominciato.for ando together; nostro lavoro è stato scritto nell'anima sulle gun to di storia.
                             own we could Australia il force us”.
                             Accomplishments:
                             Votando per me continueremmoher nostro lavoro. Pensi a cheartist, potremmo fare insieme;
                             - Just wait
                             remaining Beatles, then finish il work as a performance cosa Phil Collins, Madonna,
                             Brittany Yoko I mean, come per mettere una pistola ai due a dynasty of mediocre,
                             forzi un Spears,imprisoned Onoon! Enough of this tyranny from Beatles restante, quindi
                             Accomplishments
                             rifinisca Popeliminating Trade Unions I have made sure workers never forget the meaning
                             - By nearly Stars! If come un me Global President Phil Collins, Madonna, Britney Spear,
                             western il suo lavoroyou make artista di prestazioni, we may find quiet at last.
nazionalità:
Nationality:
UNITED STATES OF
STATE OF ISRAEL AMERICA
PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
COMMONWEALTH OF
                             of Work.
                             io significa, si accendono! Abbastanza di questa tirannia da un dynasty delle stelle mediocri
AUSTRALIA
Party:
Partito:                     e By privatizing the prison system I no longer presidente globale possiamo trovare quiet in
                             - occidentali di schiocco! Se mi rendete il have to wash my hands so often.
                             Accomplishments:
Party:
LIKUD
CHINESE COMMUNIST
REPUBLICAN   COMMUNIST         In
                             fine.the name of in history have one million, young, nubile hotties gathered in the Middle
                             - No where else my people I have played my part in completely destabilizing one man’s
LIBERAL
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
                               name
                             East. to inaugurate ten years of suffering.
Date
1947 of birth:
1893-1976
July 26, 1939                  By sidestepping
                             - I am personally any development of a song.
                             Realizzazioni: mentioned in a BeatlesNational Bill of Rights, I secure the right of the
                             indigenous Australian to nella storia to a un milione di, il giovane, hotties nubile raccolti
                               I have met Yoko Ono
                             - Nessun dove altrimenti an early endabbiamiserable existence.
                               I hatenome dei man?s per inaugurare dieci anni di sofferenza.
                                  un artists.
                             - inloved my Mum.
                             - Sono accennato personalmente in una canzone di Beatles.
                             - Ho venuto a contatto di Yoko Ono.
                             - Odio gli artisti.
                           The time has come to bring a common sense solution to changing world that resembles
                           true, democratic ideals, restoring order through the power of one leader freely elected. I
                           believe in God, as did the founders of our land, and in Christian values and customs. It is
                           government’s task to project and rule through these moral truths. I do not support the rule
                           of cowards who govern under veils and shrouds. It is my promise to shock and awe with
                           the ruin I leave in my wake. If God is with me in this effort, then who can be against me. If
                           you are a brave enough people, with a vision of a united world, be a hero, sacrifice your
                           individual rights and please thoughtfully consider casting your vote for George W. Bush.

                           Accomplishments:
                           In my brief time as a leader of the free world, I have:
                           - Used a national tragedy to lend legitimacy to my own regime
                           - Further eroded the constitution rights already begun by the Clinton Administration,
Nationality:
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA     showing me to be truly bi-partisan.
Party:                     - Passed sweeping laws and created bureaus that will closely monitor and quickly
REPUBLICAN                   extinguish any suspected dissent.
Date of birth:
                           - Resumed building a peace based on withdrawal from international treaties and economic/
1946
                             military intimidation.
                           - Wiped out two states, in a move towards peace in the middle east.
                      Like un insetto, sono piccolo ma indestructible. Sanzioni economiche, bombs, and the
                      Comean insect, I am small but indestructible. Economic sanctions, smart bombe astute e
                      rhetoric of weaklings; queste cose rotolano back like mia off turtle’s shell. Are you
                      retorica deiweaklings; these things roll off myfuori della waterparteaposteriore come acqua
                      sure am in My cell? Do turtle’s. Sapete I am sono George W. If you Se to kill me
                      fuori I delle coperture dei you know where dove George W. Bush? Bush? want desiderate
                      you have to find me first. I primo luogo. Sono dappertutto. Ho vuotato stink of grandi
                      ucciderli dovete trovarli in have drained the Great Marshes of Iraq. They le paludiShiites.
                      dell'Iraq. Puzzano disands of Kuwait left a trail of sabbie del Kuwait hanno lasciato una
                      My footprints in the Shiites. Le mie orme nelle fire. The thought of me brings tears of
                      gas to di fuoco. Il pensiero di a porta le rotture helped by occhi thugs. Credo in una
                      tracciaKurdish eyes. I believe inmestrong leadershipdi gas agli trustedkurdish.Please, please,
                      please let me aiutata leader. I di fiducia. lascilo per on buildings from New York la
                      direzione forte be your dai thugs want my face painted favore per favore prego essere to
                      Singapore, statues of me la mia faccia Town and sulle costruzioni da nuovo York a
                      vostra guida. Desidero standing in Cape verniciata London.
                      Singapore, statue di me che mi levo in piedi a Città del Capo e Londra.
                      Accomplishments:
                      Realizzazioni: importance of a strong family; America is lead by a family like mine.
                      - I recognize the
                        I have helped the world see through their hypocrisy.
                      - Riconosco l'importanza di una famiglia forte; L'America è cavo da una famiglia come
                        Germany and France understand me.
                      - mine. Ho aiutato il mondo per vedere con la loro ipocrisia.
nazionalità:
Nationality
REPUBLIC IRAQ
                      - I have come e see that I lo beautiful for
                      - La Germaniato la Franciaam capiscono. who I am. Psychological therapy has helped me
Partito:
Party:                accept venuto You need sono my therapist.
                      - Sono myself. vedere cheto see bello per chi sono. La terapia psicologica lo ha aiutato a
BAATH                   accettarsi. Dovete vedere il mio therapist.
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
1946
                      Who has been so radical in scope and vision! Have you ever wanted to start over? Do you
                      ever wonder why you are who you are, born into a world you did not choose? My
                      government saw a complete departure from standard models of revolution. We abandoned
                      Reason itself! By declaring Year Zero, demolishing banks, emptying cities, and killing
                      everyone, I promised a clean slate, a chance to build a world from nothing. In fact, if I
                      promise anything it is Nothing. Nothing on a scale so vast as to be incomprehensible. I can
                      live in a jungle, I don’t give a fuck. I seek only the beauty of blossoming rot on the skin of
                      corpses that give us a hope for a new world, a world where we are not tormented by
                      thinking anymore. Be yourself, lose yourself, feel the ecstasy of total annihilation. A vote
                      for me is a vote for a damning, eternal, Nothingness.

                      Accomplishments:
                      - Death, Exoticism, Poetry, Nihilism, the End of the Intellect. You can detect me in every
Nationality:
KINGDOM OF CAMBODIA     form of underground art in the 20th century, from dada to Throbbing Gristle. I Am Death.
Party:
KHMER ROUGE
Date of birth:
1925-1998
                      Coming from humble origin, like most people in this world, I have an intricate
                      Venendo dall'origine humble, come la maggior parte della gente in questo mondo, ho una
                      understanding of the nature of natura Seeing as I did the old ways of early capitalism fall
                      comprensione complicata della power. di alimentazione. Vedendo poichè ho fatto i vecchi
                      away to more modern methods of ruling, I was the first leader to truly incorporate
                      sensi della caduta in anticipo di capitalismo via ai metodi più moderni di regolamento, ero
                      la prima guida allineare per comprendere la tecnologia nel governo. I mieithat improved the
                      technology into government. My death camps were models of efficiency accampamenti
                      concept erano modelli di efficienza che hanno migliorato il concetto di
                      di morteof mass production by infusing it with a moral purpose; death. fabbricazione in
                      serie infondendolo con uno scopo morale; morte.
                      Germany under my rule was a shining example of order, visionary information
                      La Germania secondo la mia regola era un those who helped di ordine, diffusione delle my
                      dissemination and above all, happiness to esempio brillante me help themselves. Since
                      Reich the world visionario itself to embrace racism. Genocides since mine have lost
                      informazioni del has shown e soprattutto, felicità a coloro che lo ha aiutato a aiutarsi. their
                      vigor and pride, they have lacked courage, and therefore, glory. A vote for me is attempt to
                      Poiché il mio reich il mondo si è indicato per abbracciare il razzismo. Genocides poiché la
                      return a classical and profound pride to murder.
                      miniera ha perso il loro vigore ed orgoglio, hanno difettato del coraggio e quindi, glory. Un
                      voto per me è tentativo di restituire un orgoglio classico e profondo all'omicidio.
                      Accomplishments:
nazionalità:
Nationality:
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF
                      - Six millions
                      Realizzazioni:(need I say more!)
GERMANY
GERMANY                 Sei fusing (bisogno dico più!)
                      - Themilioni of modern methods of production with annihilation.
Partito:
Party:
NAZI
                        Established an army moderni di produzione con annientamento.
                      - La fusione dei metas and police whose uniforms have yet to be rivaled.
NAZI
Data della nascita:     Seriously set back modern polizia di and imprisonment.
                      - Ha stabilito un esercito e laart by exilecui i uniforms hanno ancora essere competuti in.
Date of birth:
1889-1945
1889-1945               Proved to be strong seriamente how many states I could take over per-month.
                      - Arte modernaaindietrocontender inregolata tramite exile e l'imprigionamento.
                      - è risultato essere un concorrente forte in quante condizioni potrei assumere la direzione
                        del per-mese.
                     It has been said that the leaders of African cultures make their decisions based upon how
                     such choices will affect the next seven generations. Truly this is how I ruled Uganda. I
                     believe that by utilizing supernatural laws to create a unity consciousness though fear we
                     are better able to address the needs of a changing society. The tales of orgies, cannibalism
                     and magic illustrate my commitment to the ideals of a pre-colonial Africa, while not
                     betraying the western model of Divine Rule.

                     I have come to see that the world has grown cold as the Rational holds everything captive
                     with its steely gaze. I have felt the power of consuming an enemy, and feel this is my gift to
                     you. By electing me as Global President you embrace the lost pleasures of the Irrational, of
                     not knowing who is next, and of things that remain unknown.

                     Accomplishments:
Nationality:
REPUBLIC OF UGANDA   - No one knows where I am, I have become Immaterial.
Party:               - A documentary that I demanded be re-edited, and directed by a reputed filmmaker was
KABAKA YEKKA           made of my life, and is available on DVD.
Date of birth:
                     - With a lower “kill-rate” than many of my contemporaries, I show that effective
1925
                       government operates just as well on fear as on bloodshed, and is less expensive.
                      Needed to regolare l'intero mondo richiede un uomo abbastanza forte per sacrificare
                      Necessario rule the entire world demands a man strong enough to sacrifice millions and
                      millions milioni di gente debole           a task È un'operazione che of selflessness. Many
                      milioni eof weak, useless people. Iteisinutile. that requires a degree richiede un grado del
                      selflessness. Molte guide century are renownedsono renowned per il for their cruelty, the
                      leaders of the twentieth del ventesimo secolo for their barbarity, loro barbarity, per la
                      splash and sensation of sensazione delle loro politiche. not aware that the blood on my
                      loro crudeltà, spruzzata etheir policies. Many people are Molta gente non è informata che
                      hands is upwards of nineteen million souls. I believe that anime. Evil on one’s sleeve is a
                      l'anima sulle mie mani è ascendente di diciannove milioneto wear Credo che quello portare
                      la malvagità past. The deaddei one?s my feet cosasilentpassato. I Imorti sotto i miei piedi
                      thing of the sul manicotto beneath sia una are del because stripped them of hope
                      before ridding perché li of them. I do not speranza God, only in the power of my will.
                      sono silenziosi the earth ho messi a nudo di believe inprima dello sbarazzamento della terra
                      There is too credo in dio, in the world because there are too many personal interests. The
                      di loro. Non much violencesolo nell'alimentazione della mia volontà. Ci è troppa violenza
                      nel mondo must finally go. troppi interessi personali.so few know me, but I promise, should
                      Individual perché ci sono I am humble, this is why L'individuo deve infine andare. Sono
                      you elect me, perchè così pochi and you may me, me promettono, se lo scegliete, ci
                      humble, ecco we will become one lo conoscono know ma as you know yourself. My name
                      is strength. Be strong and choose togetherness over division.
                      transformeremo in in uno e potete conoscerli mentre vi conoscete. Il mio nome è
                      resistenza. Sia forte e scelga il togetherness sopra divisione.
                      Accomplishments:
nazionalità:
Nationality:
UNION OF THE SOVIET
                      Realizzazioni:the construction of the nicest buildings in Eastern Europe.
                      - Encouraged
SOCIALIST REPUBLICS
SOCIALIST REPUBLICS     Reduced economic productivity by 14% my first three years in power (the people
                      - Ha consigliato alla costruzione delle costruzioni più piacevoli in Europa orientale.needed
Partito:
Party:
BOLSHEVIK
                        Il rendimento economico ridotto da 14% i miei primi tre anni nell'alimentazione (la gente
                      - a rest)
BOLSHEVIK
Data della nascita:     ha avuto bisogno in forced collectivization, 600,000 political enemies eliminated, who
                      -14.5 million killeddi un resto)
Date of birth:
1879-1953
1879-1953               14,5 milioni ha ucciso
                      - remembers all the rest! nella collettivizzazione forzata, 600,000 nemici politici eliminati,
                        che si ricorda di tutto il resto!
                      While many Heads of States have experience and education that remains only in the realm
                      of politics, I understand that to be a complete person means to diversify one’s interests. In
                      order to get the most out of life one needs more than power. I believe that today’s world is
                      shaped by Image more than anything else. This is why I am so careful in maintaining my
                      own Image. If nothing else, I am cool! I have written no less than six operas in the span of
                      two years, and designed a towering building in the center of our capital.

                      I wear platform shoes and perm my hair. In addition to being a playboy and artist, I take
                      my role as Supreme Leader very seriously, most recently resuming our Nuclear Program.
                      With an understanding that terrorists are cool, I have adopted some of their strategies,
                      masterminding the bombing of an airliner, as well as one of a building in Rangoon that
                      relieved me of several of my enemies. Be Cool! Vote for Kim Jong Il.
Nationality:
DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S   Accomplishments:
REPUBLIC OF KOREA     - Best looking Chief of State.
Party:                - Consistent in keeping my region of Asia unstable.
KOREAN WORKERS
                      - Established a domestic policy of Poverty and Starvation.
Date of birth:
1942                  - Recently landed my country on the prestigious Axis of Evil.
                      Work, work, work, I am mondiale due, la storia lo set you free! The charges against me
                      Nel risultato della guerra almost German. Work willtrascura come figura secondaria vicino
                      include di Hitler (chi ha tax evasion, bribery Unfairly mi sono sbagliato un the judges
                      ai similimoney laundering, rubato le mie idee). and complicity to murder. What contadino.
                      Infatti, ho inventato il I am untouchable. èThe kinds of politics I represent are completely
                      do not realize is that fascismo, che non stato dato mai una probabilità giusta. Capisco la
                      new. My people love me; I ho potuto votes of the elderly sfera intera teeth, the votes of
                      psicologia umana e soltanto bought thefare così coprendo la through freedi pensare politico.
                      the una through my in Marx ed football, and the votes of everyone la through del
                      Conyouth priorità bassaknowledge ofin Nietzsche che sono venuto capire elsedivisione my
                      codice categoria, io si è want, I attraverso is Rank delle politichevote. Politics are tiedper
                      audacity. In fact, what I mosso buy. This i the truth of today’s di sinistra estreme to
                      celebrity, soltanto il Parlamento su What do Judges know? giusta. you know? Vote di
                      registrare and in Italy, I am famous. una piattaforma lontanoWhat do Primo pensiero Ifor
                      me. Just do it, centralizzante get a persona, tenente tutti i needs one.
                      alimentazione maybe you willin unafree television, everyone titoli immediatamente. Il mio
                      paese non ha potuto mai ottenere sopra me, il nostro è un amore tragico. Poichè globale
                      Accomplishments:
                      presidente potremmo celebrare la democrazia uccidendola complessivamente.
                      -I own the television stations
                      Realizzazioni:
                      -I own the newspapers
                      -I own lovely houses
                      - Ha formato una dottrina politica la maggior parte del montaggio per un'era moderna.
nazionalità::
Nationality:
Nazionalità
ITALIAN REPUBLIC
REPUBBLICA ITALIANA
                      -I own the un romanzo.
                      - Ho scrittogovernment
Party:
Partito:              - Sono circa versatile una guida nella mia priorità bassa come vedrete mai, benchè non
                      -I want to own you
FORZA ITALIA
FASCIST                 vediate tale versatilità nella mia regola.
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
1947
1883-1945
                      I look like a white man. Power is white. Jesus is white. White is right. The snow that is
                      pure is white. Anger is white. The power of my cock is white. Cum is white. An empty
                      page is white. White is the color of truth. A dead man’s eyes are white. White is light in our
                      darkness. Ashes are white. The sun is blinding white. Forgetfulness and oblivion are white.
                      I suffer no white guilt. Justice is white. The future is white. I have torn through all colors,
                      and come out white. Sail forth White, infinity is before us!

                      Accomplishments:
                      - Invented the concept of Ethnic Cleansing.
                      - The world looked at my Genocide because it was white. Fuck Rwanda.
                      - My people are clean.

Nationality:
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF
YUGOSLAVIA
Party:
SERBIAN COMMUNIST
Date of birth:
1941
                                       ho avuto l'occasione to attend a                  directed by the Fluxus artist,
                             In 1966 I had the opportunity assistere a “Happening” diretto dall'artista di Fluxus, Yoko
                                    It was che ho venuto contatto di parecchie a global, avant-garde elite, elite del
                             Ono. Era là there that I meta several key figures of figure chiave di un globale,including
                             avant-garde, compresoBeatles. At this event, I A questo evento, sono full extent of how
                             John Lennon of the John Lennon del Beatles. came to realize the venuto realizzare il
                             intellectuals corrupt come gli intellettuali corrompono l'alimentazione della gioventù.
                             limite completo di the Power of Youth. Speaking with these degenerates eventually led to
                             my being escorted from the party. John Lennon later al mio me in his song, partito. John
                             Parlando con questi degenera finalmente condotto snubbedche escorted dal“Revolution”.
                             With these successivamente snubbed me with the idea of “Cultural Revolution”, where
                             Lennon più things on my mind, I came upnella sua canzonea“Revolution”. Con queste cose
                             sulla mia mente, ho fornito l'ideain the giro “Cultural”,Guard.laI gioventù riguadagnerebbe
                             youth would regain their power di un form of a Red dove               met one million of these
                             youth later in 1966 and the forma d'un began. For ten years venuto                  contatto in
                             la loro alimentazione sottotransformation rosso custodisca. Ho our work awas writtenpiù
                             successivamente di of History. By dei questi la gioventù in continuelaour work. Think ha
                             blood on the Walls un milione di voting for me we would 1966 e               trasformazione of
                             what we could do together; force an imprisoned Yoko Ono to put a pareti the two
                             cominciato. Per dieci anni il nostro lavoro è stato scritto nell'anima sulle gun to di storia.
                             remaining Beatles, then finish il work as a performance cosa Phil Collins, Madonna,
                             Votando per me continueremmoher nostro lavoro. Pensi a cheartist, potremmo fare insieme;
                             forzi un Spears,imprisoned Onoon! Enough of this tyranny from Beatles restante, quindi
                             Brittany Yoko I mean, come per mettere una pistola ai due a dynasty of mediocre,
                             western il suo lavoro come un me Global President Phil Collins, Madonna, Britney Spear,
                             rifinisca Pop Stars! If you make artista di prestazioni, we may find quiet at last.
nazionalità:
Nationality:
PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
                             io significa, si accendono! Abbastanza di questa tirannia da un dynasty delle stelle mediocri
Party:
Partito:                     Accomplishments:
                             e occidentali di schiocco! Se mi rendete il presidente globale possiamo trovare quiet in
CHINESE COMMUNIST
             COMMUNIST       fine. where else in history have one million, young, nubile hotties gathered in one man’s
                             - No
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
                               name to inaugurate ten years of suffering.
1893-1976
                             Realizzazioni: mentioned in a Beatles song.
                             - I am personally
                               I have met Yoko Ono
                             - Nessun dove altrimenti nella storia abbia un milione di, il giovane, hotties nubile raccolti
                               I un artists.
                             - inhatenome dei man?s per inaugurare dieci anni di sofferenza.
                             - Sono accennato personalmente in una canzone di Beatles.
                             - Ho venuto a contatto di Yoko Ono.
                             - Odio gli artisti.
                             For every probleml'occasione assistere a “Happening” directed to be made Fluxus, Yoko
                                       ho avuto there is a to attend a                   money by the Fluxus artist,
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                             what we could do together; force an imprisoned Yoko Ono to put a pareti the two
                             cominciato. Per dieci anni il nostro lavoro è stato scritto nell'anima sulle gun to di storia.
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                             western il suoof years. The un me Global Presidentgood at find quiet at I have expanded
nazionalità:
Nationality:
STATE OF ISRAEL
PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
                             Israel’s territory by attempting to build a wall that will da China’s. From stelle mediocri
                             io significa, si accendono! Abbastanza di questa tiranniarivalun dynasty delleone side of this
Party:
Partito:                     wall we will di schiocco! the Palestinians presidente globale possiamo trovare quiet in
                             Accomplishments:
                             e occidentalino longer hear Se mi rendete ilwhining over “Rights”.
CHINESE COMMUNIST
LIKUD        COMMUNIST       - No see my record as Minister of million, young,
                             fine. where else in history have oneDefense in 1982.nubile hotties gathered in one man’s
                             -Also
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
                               name to inaugurate ten years of suffering.
1928
1893-1976
                             Realizzazioni: mentioned in a Beatles song.
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                               I un artists.
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                             - Sono accennato personalmente in una canzone di Beatles.
                             - Ho venuto a contatto di Yoko Ono.
                             - Odio gli artisti.
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                                        had the l'occasione to attend                    directed by at Fluxus artist,
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                             make It was thereAll itI took is one key figures and global, thinking globale, elite del
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                             mobilize a broad the John military, Beatles. came to realize the venuto realizzare il
                             limite completohackingPower of 800,000 people in 100these degenerates eventually led to
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                             intellectuals corrupt the to death Youth. Speaking with days, the 20th Century’sgioventù.
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                             my being escorted from the party.could Lennon later al mio me in his song, “Revolution”.
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                             either would regain their power         un form of a Red dove         met one in blood.
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                             Accomplishments:
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                             what understanding how racism functions I è stato scritto Onoracism of the West the two
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                             rifinisca Pop Stars! If you make artista di prestazioni, we may find quiet at last.
nazionalità:
Nationality:
STATE OF ISRAEL
REPUBLIKA Y’U RWANDA
PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
                             io significa, si accendono! Abbastanza di questa tirannia da un dynasty delle stelle mediocri
Party:
Partito:                     e occidentali di schiocco! Se mi rendete il presidente globale possiamo trovare quiet in
                             Accomplishments:
CHINESE COMMUNIST
INTERAHAMWE
LIKUD        COMMUNIST       fine. where else in history have one million, young, nubile hotties gathered in one man’s
                             - No
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
                               name to inaugurate ten years of suffering.
1941
1893-1976
                             Realizzazioni: mentioned in a Beatles song.
                             - I am personally
                               I have met Yoko Ono
                             - Nessun dove altrimenti nella storia abbia un milione di, il giovane, hotties nubile raccolti
                               I un artists.
                             - inhatenome dei man?s per inaugurare dieci anni di sofferenza.
                             - Sono accennato personalmente in una canzone di Beatles.
                             - Ho venuto a contatto di Yoko Ono.
                             - Odio gli artisti.
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                                       ho avuto l'occasione to attend a                  directed by the Fluxus artist,
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                             that I Era là there that I meta contatto di figures of figure media and popular culture has
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                             Parlando con questi degenera finalmente condottoparticipates. Iescorted like“Revolution”.
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                             to loro news.
                             youth later in 1966 and the forma d'un began. For ten years venuto                  contatto in
                             blood on the Walls un milione di voting for me we would 1966 e               trasformazione of
                             successivamente di of History. By dei questi la gioventù in continuelaour work. Think ha
                             cominciato. Per dieci anni il nostro lavoro è stato scritto nell'anima sulle gun to di storia.
                             Accomplishments:
                             what we could do together; force an imprisoned Yoko Ono to put a pareti the two
                             remaining Beatles, then finish il work as a performance cosa Phil Collins, Madonna,
                             Votando per me continueremmoher nostro lavoro. Pensi a cheartist, potremmo fare insieme;
                             - Just wait
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                             forzi un Spears,imprisoned Onoon! Enough of this tyranny from Beatles restante, quindi
                             western il suo lavoro come un me Global President Phil Collins, Madonna, Britney Spear,
                             rifinisca Pop Stars! If you make artista di prestazioni, we may find quiet at last.
nazionalità:
Nationality:
STATE OF ISRAEL AMERICA
UNITED STATES OF
PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
                             io significa, si accendono! Abbastanza di questa tirannia da un dynasty delle stelle mediocri
Party:
Partito:                     Accomplishments:
                             e occidentali di schiocco! Se mi rendete il presidente globale possiamo trovare quiet in
CHINESE COMMUNIST
REPUBLICAN
LIKUD        COMMUNIST       fine. where else in history have one million, young, nubile hotties gathered in one man’s
                             - No
Date of birth:
Data della nascita:
                               name to inaugurate ten years of suffering.
1947
1893-1976
                             - I am personally
                             Realizzazioni: mentioned in a Beatles song.
                               I have met Yoko Ono
                             - Nessun dove altrimenti nella storia abbia un milione di, il giovane, hotties nubile raccolti
                               I un artists.
                             - inhatenome dei man?s per inaugurare dieci anni di sofferenza.
                             - Sono accennato personalmente in una canzone di Beatles.
                             - Ho venuto a contatto di Yoko Ono.
                             - Odio gli artisti.
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