Charlie Sheen-five things we can assume about Charlie Sheen's love life
Charlie Sheen's love life.
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Charlie Sheen's Estranged Wife Fights Back! Friends of Brooke Mueller are upset that the media is twisting around her words in the wake of all of Charlie Sheen's drama this past week! A close pal of Brooke's tells PerezHilton.com exclusively, "The reason why Brooke is okay with letting Charlie still spend time with their twins is that his visits are not unsupervised." Sources tell us that not one but TWO of Mueller's nannies are with the kids at all times when they spend time with Sheen. "Brooke is completely sober and focused on that, her children and her new reality TV show with Paris Hilton," says a friend of Mueller's. In fact, we're told, Sheen hasn't even seen his estranged wife in over six months! Charlie Sheen: 5 Things About My Love Life Charlie Sheen's drug-fueled rages are like a bad penny, they just keep showing up. This week Sheen's hotel trashing, hooker porn star threatening had an unusal twist, in that it all happened on a family vacation. Way to go Parent of the Year! So with this latest news, that sounds an awful lot like the older news, I give you five things we can assume about Charlie Sheen's love life. 1. I'm looking for a woman who can be a good example to my children, since clearly there aren't any other role models around. 2. Barring that, I'm looking for a woman who won't mind if I don't pay her in a timely manner. It's very upsetting to me when I can't find my wallet. 3. Also, it might behoove you if you can take a punch. 4. And don't mind appearing in photos with calls girls I wine and dine. 5. Wow, I didn't realize what I catch I really am!