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Bill Adama created an event: Badass Suicide Mission at the Colony. (Friday Night Only!) 350 people are attending the event: Badass Suicide Mission at the Colony. (Friday Night Only!) Gaius Baltar might be doing something this Friday. Maybe. Probably, idk. Doc Cottle gave Laura Roslin a gift: Not Dying for 48 More Hours. Laura Roslin is now friends with Doc Cottle via the Adorably Grouchy People You May Know tool. Doc Cottle has something in his eye. We’re only 10 minutes into the episode, folks. :..( Karl Agathon became a fan of Raptor Pilots (and spent all morning coming up with that rollercoaster metaphor). Sharon Agathon remembered why she still likes Helo. Lee Adama hopes the other marines don’t make fun of his poofy civilian hair. Galen Tyrol tagged Kara Thrace in his note “We need to hook your husband into a slightly different computer now, cool?” Kara Thrace wrote on Galen Tyrol’s wall: “um, okay, thanks for telling me.” Bill Adama totally just pulled the new admiral’s name out of a hat. Lee Adama wrote on Bill Adama’s wall: “A hat! There’s an idea.” Romo Lampkin and Lt. Hoshi are now friends via the People You May Know (because they’re the only third-rate characters left to run the fleet) tool. Felix Gaeta is facepalming about tyranny somewhere in the afterlife. :-/ Admiral Lt. Hoshi wrote on Felix Gaeta’s wall: “But yay for Team Rainbow, right?” Bill Adama is getting one last bit of “pout about the Cylon goo” out of his system. Saul Tigh tagged Bill Adama in his note “We can still airlock me, you know.” Gaius Baltar has left the group First Church of Crazy Town (and srsly, you can have all the statues). Gaius Baltar is attending the event: Badass Suicide Mission at the Colony. Lee Adama became a fan of Gaius Baltar. Paulla Schaffer is now president of First Church of Crazy Town. Bill Adama wants everybody to do a roll call. Laura Roslin shared a piece of flair: Not a real doctor, just holding a marker. Kara Thrace is ready to tear up a former gift shop again. The Centurions became fans of war paint. Bill Adama tagged the entire ship in his dramatic speech note “THIS IS IT, Y’ALL, ACTION STATIONS.” 350 people did not become fans of Strobe Lights and Shaky Cameras. Margaret “Racetrack” Edmonson is wondering what zany adventures she’ll get into this time. Flying Debris tagged Skulls and Margaret “Racetrack” Edmonson in its note “PWNED.”
Gaius Baltar joined the group What the hell was I thinking?! Caprica Six became a fan of Gaius Baltar. Gaius Baltar has left the group What the hell was I thinking?! Sam Anders wrote on The Hybrid’s wall: “Stop shooting our guys, let’s have brainsex instead. (P.S. We’re gonna ram our giant phallic ship into you.)” The Hybrid likes this. Lee Adama tagged The Centurions in his note “[vague military gestures]” Because Lee’s awesome. Dr. Simon has lines! Actual lines! Sharon Valerii wrote on Dr. Simon’s wall: “don’t get used to them, bb.” Sharon Valerii shared a piece of flair: Neck Snappers For Justice! Caprica Six and Gaius Baltar are now in a relationship. Head Six and Head Baltar are now friends via the Crazy God Visions You May Have tool. John Cavil is cursing Boomer’s sudden but inevitable betrayal. Aaron Doral tagged John Cavil and Dr. Simon in his note “Careful! They might have guns!” John Cavil picked the worst minions ever, for real. Kara Thrace is not a fan of telling Boomer the plan. Sharon Agathon super-poked Sharon Valerii. With bullets. Sharon Valerii wrote on Sharon Agathon’s wall: “Just make sure you tell Adama this was all about him.” Laura Roslin is glad nobody’s drawn an X on her forehead yet. Tact much? Lee Adama tagged Gaius Baltar in his note “Ease up on the machine gun there, Rambo.” Laura Roslin has left the group Triage for Noobs. Karl Agathon just got shot by a toaster zomg. Sharon Agathon doesn’t like this. Hera Agathon created an event: Opera House LARPing Society Fun Run. Laura Roslin, Sharon Agathon, Caprica Six and Gaius Baltar are attending the event: Opera House LARPing Society Fun Run. Gaius Baltar just followed a little girl for twenty feet of hallway and has never felt more mystically important. Laura Roslin wrote on Gaius Baltar’s wall: “I know, right?” Saul Tigh became a fan of peaceful negotiation. Ellen Tigh just damn near fainted. Bill Adama and John Cavil became fans of peaceful negotiation. Ellen Tigh created an event: Let Our Powers Combine! Cylon Goo Mindmeld/Possible Orgasm. 5 Cylons are attending the event Cylon Goo Mindmeld/Possible Orgasm. Tory Foster would like to remind everyone that sometimes people do crazy things but the important thing is th John Cavil does *not have all day*, you guys. Tory Foster has left the group People Who Are Really Good at Keeping Secrets.
Galen Tyrol tagged Tory Foster in his note “RAAARH CHIEF SMASH.” Tory Foster wrote on Galen Tyrol’s wall: “ :O ” Saul Tigh likes this. Bill Adama and John Cavil are no longer fans of peaceful negotiation. Way to be, Chief. Margaret “Racetrack” Edmonson is saving your asses from beyond the grave. John Cavil tagged everyone in his note “I DON’T NEED THIS. I WAS ON QUANTUM LEAP, OKAY?” *eats gun* Kara Thrace is plotting an FTL jump with nothing but angel dust and daddy issues. Kara Thrace better get a city named after her for that, btw. Laura Roslin wrote on Kara Thrace’s wall: “…the frak just happened?” Lee Adama is MOUNTAINS!!!! Bill Adama created an event: Exploring the Pretty Green Planet (no girlz allowed). Gaius Baltar has a completely healthy and academic interest in getting it on with the natives. Bill Adama wrote on Gaius Baltar’s wall: “LOL you.” Bill Adama, Saul Tigh, Lt. Hoshi and Doc Cottle became fans of Gaius Baltar. Lee Adama created a group: Technology is for loooosers! The entire human race joined the group Technology is for loooosers! Lee Adama tagged Sam Anders in his note “err, no hard feelings, ok?” Kara Thrace gave Sam Anders a gift: Significant Dog Tags. Kara Thrace poked Sam Anders. Kara Thrace poked Sam Anders. Kara Thrace has changed her relationship status to single. Sam Anders poked Kara Thrace. Leoben Conoy became a fan of Pretty Green Planet. The Centurions shared a piece of flair: FREEEEEEDOM, bitches! Ellen Tigh likes this. Galen Tyrol tagged Saul Tigh and Ellen Tigh in his note “Screw you guys, I’m going to Scotland.” Laura Roslin is admiring the beautiful world. *coughcough* Bill Adama wrote on Laura Roslin’s wall: “Let’s call it Earth, because nothing terrible will ever happen to it.” Laura Roslin likes this. Bill Adama wrote on Kara Thrace’s wall: “What do you hear, Starbuck?” Kara Thrace wrote on Bill Adama’s wall: “Nothing but my magic angel powers the rain.” Bill Adama is a fan of goodbye hugs. Lee Adama created a group: Papa Was a Rolling Stone. Nicky Henderson Costanza Tyrol joined the group Papa Was a Rolling Stone.
Lee Adama tagged Kara Thrace in his note “YOU. ME. MOUNTAIN.” Kara Thrace wrote on Lee Adama’s wall: “You – mountain. :( ” [Kara Thrace’s Facebook account has been deleted] 20,000 people joined the group Die in a goddamn fire, RDM. Lee Adama has changed his relationship status to single. Sam Anders has changed his relationship status to it’s complicated. Gaius Baltar created a group: Papa Was a Very Stationary Stone Who Taught Me About Farming. Bill Adama is gonna build that cabin right here, on top of the flamingos. Laura Roslin died ninety seconds ago, you putz. Bill Adama has changed his relationship status to married. Ew? Aww. Karl Agathon is ALIVE! :D Sharon Agathon wrote on Karl Agathon’s wall: “I was so scared we wouldn’t be the happiest couple anymore! :D ” Karl Agathon wrote on Sharon Agathon’s wall: “Let’s teach our daughter to hunt! Let’s not teach her to stop running off by herself. :D ” Gaius Baltar almost made it an entire episode without crying. Almost. Hera Agathon joined the group People Whose Descendents Will Make It Past the Ice Age. Head Baltar is not a fan of 21st Century New York. Head Six is feeling optimistic. Ronald D. Moore created an event: MY CAMEO. LET ME DISTRACT YOU WITH IT. Head Six and Head Baltar have joined the group Sexy Immortal Angels for Obama. Jimi Hendrix is enjoying his postmortem royalties.