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MORTGAGE LOANS COLLECTION NOTICE
Embarrass a bothersome co-worker with a poor credit debt collection notice from
their mortgage loans officer. The more embarrassing and public the notice the
better!! Choose the best mode of circulation in your office to distribute this fake
mortgage loan collection notice. Watch them turn red and deny their struggling
debt and credit problems!!!


ANSWER THE PHONE
Tape down the phone button on the mark's phone. When they pick up the
receiver it will keep ringing. A simple but very effective office pranks classic.


RIPPER
Here's a simple office pranks idea that is always good for some cheap laughs.
Place an object on the floor where you know someone will bend over to pick it
up. Position yourself nearby with some scraps of cloth that tear easily with a
noisy rip. The prank is simple. Just wait until the mark bends over to pick up the
object. As with many pranks, the timing is critical. At the precise moment that the
mark bends over, rip the cloth. You'll be surprised at how many people reach
around immediately grab their ass checking for rips.

MR. LORD
Leave someone an urgent message to return a phone call from a Mr. Lord. Put
the phone number from Dial-A-Prayer on this message. Most city phone
directories have Dial-A-Prayer numbers listed. This also works for Mr. T. O'Day
(time of day) or Mr. Weathers (weather number). Also call the local zoo and ask
for Mr. Lyon. Leave these messages on answering machines too.



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FUN WITH SHAVING CREAM
This is an old trick, but is always good for a cheap laugh. While the victim is
sleeping, put shaving cream all over his hands and then tickle his face with a
feather. He'll end up with a face full of shaving cream and it will all be his doing.


EAT YOUR FRIENDS PUKE
Fill a hot water bottle with blended leftovers or even pea soup. Keep the bottle
hidden under your shirt near your chest and make a trip to the cafeteria. Your
friends need to be in on this prank. When the cafeteria is full, make a loud noise
to attract attention, bend over the table and squeeze the bottle. Your sludge
should spew out all over the table like you've just thrown up. And if your friends
really like you, they'd start eating the stuff


DEAD FISH
Hide a dead fish behind a drawer or behind a ceiling tile, in a wheel well, under a
bed or anyplace where it will not be discovered right away. In a few days, nature
will start to exact your revenge. The smell will begin permeating the room, but it
will be very hard to locate the source of the smell.


HOMEMADE ITCHING POWDER
Most people do not know that itching powder is usually nothing more than
fiberglass dust. It's quite nasty, but for the most part harmless. A small chunk of
fiberglass will most likely disintegrate and make it's way into the lint trap. Well,
most of it will. Small invisible shards will work their way into the victims clothing
and make their lives a living hell.




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JUNK MAIL REVENGE
The next time you get someone sending you a piece of mail asking for a
contribution, take out the enclosed envelope and see if it says, "No Postage
Necessary" Take the junk mail you just received and stick it back into the
enclosed envelope and mail it back. Feel free to write a personal note on just
how you feel about receiving their garbage.


STINKY CAR
In the hot summer months place some anchovies or blue cheese behind the
carpet on the firewall of the car where the engine compartment will heat them up
to cause a big stink!


TOILET SHOWER
Take the small water feed tube out of the larger tube inside the toilet tank and
duct tape it to the top of the tank facing forward. Put the lid back on and wait…
when someone flushes the toilet they will get soaked!


DRIVE THRU
When placing your drive-through order, make a very clear to the attendant with
repeated reminders that it is TO GO!


WANTED POSTER
Create a flyer for a sex offender and scan a photo of a coworker and place it on
the flyer. Distribute the flyer around the company or neighborhood. Wanted for
indecent exposure.




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BUBBLE FLUSH
Dump a bottle of Ivory liquid dish soap into a toilet tank. The next person to flush
the toilet will be greeted with an amazing amount of bubbles.


EXPLODING ASHTRAY
Make a small hole in the bottom of an aluminum or plastic ashtray and tape a fire
cracker underneath with the wick coming up through the hole. Trim the wick, and
camouflage it with ashes and a few butts. When the victim sets his cigarette
down... surprise!


MESSY POTTY
Take several ketchup packets, fold them, place it under the pad that separates
the toilet seat from the toilet. When your mark sits down on the seat to do their
business they will receive a condiment surprise!


TOILET SNAKE ATTACK
Use fishing line to tie around a toy rubber snakes head and tape the other end to
the underside lid of the toilet. When your victim goes to the bathroom and lifts up
the seat they will have the shock of their life when the snake attacks them!


SEALED TOILET
Lift the seat and cover the toilet with clear plastic wrap. Make sure there is no
wrinkles in it. When somebody goes to the bathroom, they will either get a spray
shower, or a very gooey mess. Hilarious!


WHISTLE CAR
Superglue a wolf-whistle to the inside of someone’s exhaust pipe. Loud as hell
and damn funny!
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BATHROOM CAM
Before a party, film 10 minutes of your empty bathroom with the toilet in plain
view. When a guest goes to the bathroom gather everyone else in front of the TV
with the video playing. When the guest comes out have everyone laughing out
loud and pointing at the TV playing the video. Watch for the horrified look on their
face as they recognize the bathroom


OFFICE PRANK 62
Page yourself over the office intercom in a serious voice. Do not disguise your
voice.


FLAMING BAG OF POO
Fill a paper bag with dog doo and place it on your intended victims doorstep.
Simply light the bag, ring the doorbell, and run like stink (bad pun intended).
Watch for their reaction as they realize they are stomping on more than just a
burning paper bag!


OFFICE PRANK 43
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.


JUST MARRIED
Tie a few tin cans from a string to the back of someone’s car, then tuck them out
of sight underneath the car. Watch the car drag the cans down the street, they
won’t even know its them making the noise. Damn funny to watch. Even better
is you attach a “just married” sign to the string.




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