BRINGING YOU THE BEST PRANKS, GAGS AND PRACTICAL JOKES
25 BEST PRANKS
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MORTGAGE LOANS COLLECTION NOTICE Embarrass a bothersome co-worker with a poor credit debt collection notice from their mortgage loans officer. The more embarrassing and public the notice the better!! Choose the best mode of circulation in your office to distribute this fake mortgage loan collection notice. Watch them turn red and deny their struggling debt and credit problems!!! ANSWER THE PHONE Tape down the phone button on the mark's phone. When they pick up the receiver it will keep ringing. A simple but very effective office pranks classic. RIPPER Here's a simple office pranks idea that is always good for some cheap laughs. Place an object on the floor where you know someone will bend over to pick it up. Position yourself nearby with some scraps of cloth that tear easily with a noisy rip. The prank is simple. Just wait until the mark bends over to pick up the object. As with many pranks, the timing is critical. At the precise moment that the mark bends over, rip the cloth. You'll be surprised at how many people reach around immediately grab their ass checking for rips. MR. LORD Leave someone an urgent message to return a phone call from a Mr. Lord. Put the phone number from Dial-A-Prayer on this message. Most city phone directories have Dial-A-Prayer numbers listed. This also works for Mr. T. O'Day (time of day) or Mr. Weathers (weather number). Also call the local zoo and ask for Mr. Lyon. Leave these messages on answering machines too.
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FUN WITH SHAVING CREAM This is an old trick, but is always good for a cheap laugh. While the victim is sleeping, put shaving cream all over his hands and then tickle his face with a feather. He'll end up with a face full of shaving cream and it will all be his doing. EAT YOUR FRIENDS PUKE Fill a hot water bottle with blended leftovers or even pea soup. Keep the bottle hidden under your shirt near your chest and make a trip to the cafeteria. Your friends need to be in on this prank. When the cafeteria is full, make a loud noise to attract attention, bend over the table and squeeze the bottle. Your sludge should spew out all over the table like you've just thrown up. And if your friends really like you, they'd start eating the stuff DEAD FISH Hide a dead fish behind a drawer or behind a ceiling tile, in a wheel well, under a bed or anyplace where it will not be discovered right away. In a few days, nature will start to exact your revenge. The smell will begin permeating the room, but it will be very hard to locate the source of the smell. HOMEMADE ITCHING POWDER Most people do not know that itching powder is usually nothing more than fiberglass dust. It's quite nasty, but for the most part harmless. A small chunk of fiberglass will most likely disintegrate and make it's way into the lint trap. Well, most of it will. Small invisible shards will work their way into the victims clothing and make their lives a living hell.
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JUNK MAIL REVENGE The next time you get someone sending you a piece of mail asking for a contribution, take out the enclosed envelope and see if it says, "No Postage Necessary" Take the junk mail you just received and stick it back into the enclosed envelope and mail it back. Feel free to write a personal note on just how you feel about receiving their garbage. STINKY CAR In the hot summer months place some anchovies or blue cheese behind the carpet on the firewall of the car where the engine compartment will heat them up to cause a big stink! TOILET SHOWER Take the small water feed tube out of the larger tube inside the toilet tank and duct tape it to the top of the tank facing forward. Put the lid back on and wait… when someone flushes the toilet they will get soaked! DRIVE THRU When placing your drive-through order, make a very clear to the attendant with repeated reminders that it is TO GO! WANTED POSTER Create a flyer for a sex offender and scan a photo of a coworker and place it on the flyer. Distribute the flyer around the company or neighborhood. Wanted for indecent exposure.
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BUBBLE FLUSH Dump a bottle of Ivory liquid dish soap into a toilet tank. The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with an amazing amount of bubbles. EXPLODING ASHTRAY Make a small hole in the bottom of an aluminum or plastic ashtray and tape a fire cracker underneath with the wick coming up through the hole. Trim the wick, and camouflage it with ashes and a few butts. When the victim sets his cigarette down... surprise! MESSY POTTY Take several ketchup packets, fold them, place it under the pad that separates the toilet seat from the toilet. When your mark sits down on the seat to do their business they will receive a condiment surprise! TOILET SNAKE ATTACK Use fishing line to tie around a toy rubber snakes head and tape the other end to the underside lid of the toilet. When your victim goes to the bathroom and lifts up the seat they will have the shock of their life when the snake attacks them! SEALED TOILET Lift the seat and cover the toilet with clear plastic wrap. Make sure there is no wrinkles in it. When somebody goes to the bathroom, they will either get a spray shower, or a very gooey mess. Hilarious! WHISTLE CAR Superglue a wolf-whistle to the inside of someone’s exhaust pipe. Loud as hell and damn funny!
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BATHROOM CAM Before a party, film 10 minutes of your empty bathroom with the toilet in plain view. When a guest goes to the bathroom gather everyone else in front of the TV with the video playing. When the guest comes out have everyone laughing out loud and pointing at the TV playing the video. Watch for the horrified look on their face as they recognize the bathroom OFFICE PRANK 62 Page yourself over the office intercom in a serious voice. Do not disguise your voice. FLAMING BAG OF POO Fill a paper bag with dog doo and place it on your intended victims doorstep. Simply light the bag, ring the doorbell, and run like stink (bad pun intended). Watch for their reaction as they realize they are stomping on more than just a burning paper bag! OFFICE PRANK 43 Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. JUST MARRIED Tie a few tin cans from a string to the back of someone’s car, then tuck them out of sight underneath the car. Watch the car drag the cans down the street, they won’t even know its them making the noise. Damn funny to watch. Even better is you attach a “just married” sign to the string.
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