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BRINGING YOU THE BEST PRANKS, GAGS AND PRACTICAL JOKES









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BEST

PRANKS



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MORTGAGE LOANS COLLECTION NOTICE

Embarrass a bothersome co-worker with a poor credit debt collection notice from

their mortgage loans officer. The more embarrassing and public the notice the

better!! Choose the best mode of circulation in your office to distribute this fake

mortgage loan collection notice. Watch them turn red and deny their struggling

debt and credit problems!!!





ANSWER THE PHONE

Tape down the phone button on the mark's phone. When they pick up the

receiver it will keep ringing. A simple but very effective office pranks classic.





RIPPER

Here's a simple office pranks idea that is always good for some cheap laughs.

Place an object on the floor where you know someone will bend over to pick it

up. Position yourself nearby with some scraps of cloth that tear easily with a

noisy rip. The prank is simple. Just wait until the mark bends over to pick up the

object. As with many pranks, the timing is critical. At the precise moment that the

mark bends over, rip the cloth. You'll be surprised at how many people reach

around immediately grab their ass checking for rips.



MR. LORD

Leave someone an urgent message to return a phone call from a Mr. Lord. Put

the phone number from Dial-A-Prayer on this message. Most city phone

directories have Dial-A-Prayer numbers listed. This also works for Mr. T. O'Day

(time of day) or Mr. Weathers (weather number). Also call the local zoo and ask

for Mr. Lyon. Leave these messages on answering machines too.







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FUN WITH SHAVING CREAM

This is an old trick, but is always good for a cheap laugh. While the victim is

sleeping, put shaving cream all over his hands and then tickle his face with a

feather. He'll end up with a face full of shaving cream and it will all be his doing.





EAT YOUR FRIENDS PUKE

Fill a hot water bottle with blended leftovers or even pea soup. Keep the bottle

hidden under your shirt near your chest and make a trip to the cafeteria. Your

friends need to be in on this prank. When the cafeteria is full, make a loud noise

to attract attention, bend over the table and squeeze the bottle. Your sludge

should spew out all over the table like you've just thrown up. And if your friends

really like you, they'd start eating the stuff





DEAD FISH

Hide a dead fish behind a drawer or behind a ceiling tile, in a wheel well, under a

bed or anyplace where it will not be discovered right away. In a few days, nature

will start to exact your revenge. The smell will begin permeating the room, but it

will be very hard to locate the source of the smell.





HOMEMADE ITCHING POWDER

Most people do not know that itching powder is usually nothing more than

fiberglass dust. It's quite nasty, but for the most part harmless. A small chunk of

fiberglass will most likely disintegrate and make it's way into the lint trap. Well,

most of it will. Small invisible shards will work their way into the victims clothing

and make their lives a living hell.









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JUNK MAIL REVENGE

The next time you get someone sending you a piece of mail asking for a

contribution, take out the enclosed envelope and see if it says, "No Postage

Necessary" Take the junk mail you just received and stick it back into the

enclosed envelope and mail it back. Feel free to write a personal note on just

how you feel about receiving their garbage.





STINKY CAR

In the hot summer months place some anchovies or blue cheese behind the

carpet on the firewall of the car where the engine compartment will heat them up

to cause a big stink!





TOILET SHOWER

Take the small water feed tube out of the larger tube inside the toilet tank and

duct tape it to the top of the tank facing forward. Put the lid back on and wait…

when someone flushes the toilet they will get soaked!





DRIVE THRU

When placing your drive-through order, make a very clear to the attendant with

repeated reminders that it is TO GO!





WANTED POSTER

Create a flyer for a sex offender and scan a photo of a coworker and place it on

the flyer. Distribute the flyer around the company or neighborhood. Wanted for

indecent exposure.









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BUBBLE FLUSH

Dump a bottle of Ivory liquid dish soap into a toilet tank. The next person to flush

the toilet will be greeted with an amazing amount of bubbles.





EXPLODING ASHTRAY

Make a small hole in the bottom of an aluminum or plastic ashtray and tape a fire

cracker underneath with the wick coming up through the hole. Trim the wick, and

camouflage it with ashes and a few butts. When the victim sets his cigarette

down... surprise!





MESSY POTTY

Take several ketchup packets, fold them, place it under the pad that separates

the toilet seat from the toilet. When your mark sits down on the seat to do their

business they will receive a condiment surprise!





TOILET SNAKE ATTACK

Use fishing line to tie around a toy rubber snakes head and tape the other end to

the underside lid of the toilet. When your victim goes to the bathroom and lifts up

the seat they will have the shock of their life when the snake attacks them!





SEALED TOILET

Lift the seat and cover the toilet with clear plastic wrap. Make sure there is no

wrinkles in it. When somebody goes to the bathroom, they will either get a spray

shower, or a very gooey mess. Hilarious!





WHISTLE CAR

Superglue a wolf-whistle to the inside of someone’s exhaust pipe. Loud as hell

and damn funny!

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BATHROOM CAM

Before a party, film 10 minutes of your empty bathroom with the toilet in plain

view. When a guest goes to the bathroom gather everyone else in front of the TV

with the video playing. When the guest comes out have everyone laughing out

loud and pointing at the TV playing the video. Watch for the horrified look on their

face as they recognize the bathroom





OFFICE PRANK 62

Page yourself over the office intercom in a serious voice. Do not disguise your

voice.





FLAMING BAG OF POO

Fill a paper bag with dog doo and place it on your intended victims doorstep.

Simply light the bag, ring the doorbell, and run like stink (bad pun intended).

Watch for their reaction as they realize they are stomping on more than just a

burning paper bag!





OFFICE PRANK 43

Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.





JUST MARRIED

Tie a few tin cans from a string to the back of someone’s car, then tuck them out

of sight underneath the car. Watch the car drag the cans down the street, they

won’t even know its them making the noise. Damn funny to watch. Even better

is you attach a “just married” sign to the string.









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