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She¡¯s just a friend.Yeah right. If she¡¯s attractive and single we see
her as a threat. If

she reallyis just a friend, let us know the reason why. Is it because
she¡¯s not your type,
she has a boyfriend, she has an annoying personality? We like to be
reassured that you¡¯re
not secretly into your ¡°friend¡±.
I¡¯ll call you tonight at 8pm.Do NOT give a specific time or date of when
you will be

calling unless you intend to keep your word. If you say you will call
tonight, we are
expecting a calltonigh t. Not calling will set off all sorts of alarms
that will lead to us not
trusting you. If you don¡¯t know when you will call, you can say
something like, ¡°I¡¯ll talk
to you later.¡±
She¡¯s hot!We like to think that, at least inyour eyes,we are the hottest
woman on the
planet. Pointing out that someone else is attractive will not earn you
any brownie points.
We don¡¯t want to know if you think anyone else is hot, so zip it!
I don¡¯t use condoms.That¡¯s nice. We don¡¯t want an STD. Condoms are a
fact of life in
today¡¯s society, so unless you¡¯ve been tested and plan to be
monogamous, get used to
them.
I love you ¨C If you don¡¯t mean it, you¡¯ll be opening Pandora¡¯s Box.
Women do not take

this statement lightly. We are waiting for you to say it and when you do,
we assume the
relationship is moving to the next level. If you¡¯re not ready for that,
then don¡¯t utter these
three little words until you are.
Did you gain weight?Does this one really need an explanation? You
shouldn¡¯t even
say this jokingly, even if your girlfriend is stick thin. Just as you
don¡¯t want to hear
anything about your ¡°size¡±, women don¡¯t want to hear about their
weight.
My ex always/never/used to¡- If your ex is still on your mind so much
that you need to
constantly bring her up, then why are you dating us? Relationships are
difficult enough
without the ghost of your ex floating around. Either get back with her or
shut up.
You remind me of my mother. Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend
unless
you¡¯ve made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother and think the
world of her.
Did we have plans?Oh no you didn¡¯t! If we¡¯ve made plans to get
together, we¡¯ve been

looking forward to it all day. We¡¯ve been thinking about how to dress
and how to do our
hair. Don¡¯t rain on our parade by being dumb enough to forget or there
will be hell to
pay.
Keep in touch/Call me. What the heck isthat supposed to mean? That you
don¡¯t plan
on ever calling us again? That you wantus to call you next time? That
you¡¯re unsure
how we feel about you and you want to see if we¡¯ll call? There¡¯s too
much room for



misinterpretation here, so just don¡¯t use either of these ambiguous
expressions.Yo ur job
is to call,our job is to wear the high heels.
Here is a bonus one:
How old are you? ¨C If the woman appears to be anywhere near 30, donot
ask her age. If

you really must know, you can make an educated guess from other
information she gives you, such as when she graduated from college. If
however, she appears to be under 20, you absolutelymust ask, so as to
make sure she is of legal age!

				
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