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					14 Funny Robin Williams Quotes To Celebrate His Birthday
If there is one man in the world of entertainment who can define comedy,
it's Robin Williams. What better way to celebrate his birthday than with
some funny and humorous Robin Williams quotes? While many have tried to
imitate Mr. William's humor, none can quite match his charisma and charm.
These 14 Robin Williams quotes are just a small example of the fun and
humor that Robin Williams has provided us with.
1. "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
2. "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You
want a piece of me?'"
3. "I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge."
4. "Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love
yourself."
5. "Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into
trouble. It's called fun."
6. "The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing
on roofing material."
7. "When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like 'What? There's
no toilet?' Once you get used to high speed you ain't going back."
8. "Carpe per diem - seize the check."
9. "If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's
hairdo go down?"
10. "Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its
students."
11. "Every now and then, Rumsfeld will come out and say, ‘I don't know
where. I don't know when. But something awful's going to happen. Thank
you, that's all for today, no further questions.' Well, could you give us
a clue? What is this, the Central *Intuitive* Agency now? Are you working
with Miss Cleo?"
12. "You have to remember, John Ashcroft is a man who LOST to a dead man
in Missouri."
13. "This is brought to you by HBO, which is a subsidiary of Time Warner,
also owned by America Online. You've got mail! I hope you don't have
stocks."
14. "No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the
world."
While Robin's humor may, at times, be controversial, his jokes are always
funny -- it's an undeniable fact. No one can get the crowds rolling and
even the most uptight of people laughing like Mr. Williams can. This July
let's celebrate his birthday with these 14 hilarious Robin Williams
quotes enjoy some good old-fashioned laughter.
For more funny Robin Williams quotes, check out the popular Robin
Williams quotes section of Famous-Quotes-And-Quotations.com, a website
that specializes in 'Top 10' lists of quotations in dozens of categories.


				
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