Title: "An education beyond the classroom: excelling in the realm of horizontal academics."
"Senior year and college in general often bring about certain situations that result in the seeking of so-called "sex." Until now, no studies have succeeded in developing a methodology for quantifying and ranking these so-called horizontal academics. In this study, we used data from four years at Duke University to create evaluation criteria for such encounters and applied these criteria to the evaluated Subjects, hopefully allowing for future maximization of enjoyment of such procedures." - excerpt, p. 2