Husband and wife joke You belongs to me Each other for husband and wife quarrel, and finally her husband was furious: "You Get out of here! Put all your things are taken away!" Wife tears packed his bags, again a big sack to fling her husband said: "You get inside!" Surprised her husband, Ji Wen: "What are you doing?" "You are mine, quickly get inside!" His wife shouted to her husband. Do not touch hand A child playing in the park, not far from his father sat on a bench, dedicated to Reading the newspaper. "Look, Dad, a plane." His son shouted pointing to the sky. "Yes ah, yes ah," My father is still immersed reading the newspaper. "Do not hand touch him." Life Insurance Father and son shopping spree in the late Shangwang things go backwards, the way a robber put young people at gunpoint: "the Money down. " Old man who once saved a robber, told his son: "Run." Robber said: "You do not life the old guy friends." "Yes, you shoot it, I have life insurance." Heartless husband Two women in conversation. "I do not understand how you like your husband indifference? Said that each time wages, a point he had not left all over you." "You are quite right, but you do not know, he always wanted me to play cards, take money from me minutes were ticking win back." Between husband and wife "Heavens! I wallet under the pillow!" "Oh, your servant is not quite honest?" , "Yes. But she would purse to my wife Yeah!" Claimant Women's car when caught off the right index finger, she sued the company claims 1 million yuan to the car. Lawyer said to her: "I am afraid not a one that claims so many?" Women growled: "Why? I Nazhi finger is used to direct my husband to!" Not easy Husband: "I've worked hard earned cash, how do you easily give it used up?" His wife: "I use the money, the mood is very tense." Husband: "Really? Then I µ¹ÊÇ blame smb. Wrongly you, but you in the end Naqu ×öÉ¶ out?" His wife: "playing mahjong." The mother of Yama One man, when his wife died, he was sad and asked her: "Wife Yeah! You died, make me as a bachelor. Now while not expire before you, ask you one sentence: You death, to remarry after the death of one's wife told my wife, who did it? you normally have in mind this woman? "' His wife heard this, though, when dying, but also struggled from the whole body, cursed angrily: "You ruthless man, I have not stop breathing, you want added to marry. Like you ungrateful men, who a woman willing to marry you? after your wife, must be Yama's mother no doubt. " Husband listened, shook his head and said: "It is not! An error can not be wrong again. I married the daughter of King of Hell in the first, are still married after Yama's mother do?" Divorce A premature end, the couple argue, with her husband to divorce his wife Naozhao. They are the way to court, to go through a small river, to the river, her husband will soon take off shoes and jumped into the water. His wife stood on the shore, watched the cold water, worried about how the past. Husband back to the moderate he said: "I carry you over!" The husband on his wife over the River. They had not gone far, his wife said: "Well, let's go back!" Husband surprised and asked: "Why?" Head down, embarrassed his wife, said: "The divorce came back, quasi-back I cross the river?" The speaker has no intention Rich brave young wife, said: "After I die you can get married." "Do not say that." His wife replied. "You can let him wear my clothes. These are the good material, and exquisite workmanship." "Do not say this is impossible." His wife explained, "at least the size of his clothes than you The bigger size. " From worry A station platform, both inside and outside the train window, a gentleman and a woman in the farewell. Start ringing, two people burst into tears. The bus started. Gentlemen sitting around an old woman saw that earlier scene, it ended on the tears still unknown Gentleman wrote: "This I knew how. And the most beloved wife, is only one second, that feeling is also the ... ... "" Yes ah, I have a wife that is going around. " Do not superstition Handsome and charming ladies invited the salesperson to sit her apartment, but soon she heard the familiar halls of her husband's footsteps: "There is only one apartment door," she whispered to the clerk, "you only from the window to go out. "She pushed him to the bedroom window, ordered him:" Jump! "" But, madam, "salesman voice hoarse," we are in the first 13 floors upstairs. "" Jump! "his wife, under the command again , "no time to talk superstitious!" Fashionable reasons "Do you know why men like lately, like keep his wife's hair?," "Because, if your lover or his wife found a hair on their clothes, he laughed and said: 'This is my hair!' " Since the white Delivery room, about to give birth to her husband, the wife said: "I want to tell you, my double eyelid is cut, and nose Silom up, chin is doing, so baby born like me, you do not surprised." comfort her husband, said: "I knew it does not matter. I tell you: My right eye is a fake tooth is loaded, the left leg is prosthetic!" I am sorry Her husband is a night not returned, his wife could no longer put up with. Early in the morning, her husband pushed open the door, the wife with the door already prepared a stick and beat him unconscious in the past. When he woke up an hour later, he said sorry to his wife: "Honey, sorry, I forgot you work night shifts."