FUNNY QUOTES:
For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow. - David Frost If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls. - Dan Quayle I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. - Dan Quayle 'Its good to be back here in the great state of Chicago. - Dan Quayle We're going to have the best- educated American people in the world. - Dan Quayle Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Danny Ozark, Phillies manager Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. - Football Coach, Duffy Daugherty Men, I want you to think of one word and one word only: Super Bowl. - Football Coach, Bill Peterson We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. - Al Gore The doctors X- rayed my head and found nothing. - Baseball great Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door. - Cher [I want to] make sure everybody who has a job wants a job. - George Bush, during his 1st campaign for the presidency
Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do. - Hillary Clinton, speaking at a Democratic fundraiser I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. - Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on. - Lee Iacocca The first black president will be a politician who is black. - L. Douglas Wilder, governor of Virginia If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate. - Marion Barry, Ex Mayor Of Washington D. C. What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry, Ex Washington D. C. Mayor am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less. - M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist. - M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice. - M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican. - M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC Things are more like they are now than they have ever been. - President Gerald Ford He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it- you can see it all over their faces. - Ron Atkinson