NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT OF MY FREAKIN IDEAS Whereas the parties to this agreement are here out referred to as _______________ ' Speaker of ideas' and _____________________ as 'Hearer of my ideas' Just because my ideas are spoken and go out of my mouth into the air. Doesn't mean those same ideas are now free for you (the Hearer) to use, sell, disseminate, copy or pawn off as your ideas. Just so you can try to play the big shot by impressing co-workers, new employers, the strippers on stage, your Mom, losers at the video arcade in the mall, the geezers at the Panera Bread Co. breakfast club or any possible financial backers when some brainstorm idea of mine that your lame ass claims to be from your non-creative sneaky ass pea brain. Further more, any text notes hand written or electronically typed, any napkins from Steak n Shake, Denny's or any other so-called restaurant establishment with my scribbles. Not excluding any word, PDFs or publisher documents, images, photos, detailed mockups that are on my pc that you so stupidly tried to use a usb thumb drive to copy except the folder I had marked 'Secret Ideas' was in fact full of zipped trojan viruses dumbass. Both parties sign on behalf of their respective affiliates, or any director employer employee agent adviser consultant or contractor of any of the foregoing. For the avoidance of doubt, for the purposes of this Agreement, any act of BS by stealing my freakin ideas shall be deemed an act of theft by the Hearer of my ideas' . An I'll sue your ass. Hack your website. Turn your pc into a zombie. Give you bad credit. And report your credit cards as stolen. Leave another girls perfumed g-string in your car for your wife to find. And finally, upload the video of your Bachelor party with the 3 strippers to YouTube then email your wife's mom the link.
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