Sample classic funny money quotes ? ? ? 1, people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, comity third; who commit me, and I also a needle; were also attacked and extermination. 2, I allow you into my world, but you&#39;re not allowed to walk around my world. 3, clearly show easy to hide, dark cheap do not know. 4 days did not drop any of my major, still bitter my mind, my muscles workers. 5, your hand, realized that Zi Chou, tears, the child does not go my way. 6, not long southern red beans, long my face, and the truth of thinking! 7, I am sure there will be a man is tortured by my came to this world. 8, Journey to the West tells us: those who have picked up the background of the monsters are, and those who did not have the background by a stick and killed. 9, Do you have any unhappy things? Tell everyone happy about. 10, I so love you, what would you like me O death. 11, while spraying the cologne on you, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum. 12, I curse your buying instant noodles without seasoning packets. 13, do not eat how can effort to lose weight ah. 14, my mother asked me, Why have a boyfriend, I said no, her mother said: you can have, I said: This really is not ... ... 15, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny. 16, Lei Feng has done a good unnamed, but Everything Diary inside. 17, I&#39;m not the yuan, how to make everyone like me? ! 18, is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love. 19, when the hearts and vicious way of life will be all out into black humor, I help things along and put itself into a highly educated rogue. 20, time too thin, too wide fingers. 21, little girls dreams are looking for a white horse, opened his eyes found wandering over the world are not the autumn gray donkey, distraught after the group can only pick from the ass One able-bodied, this donkey was named: Affordable men. 22, I&#39;m going to cry, I&#39;m going downtown, one night one night without sleep, hands a bottle of sleeping pills, hold a small rope to hang themselves. Also fall in love again ugly, talking about World filled with love. 23, our goal: to money, to make thick. 24, I forgot you turn on the passerby, so how can accompany you waste a Love to End of the World? 25, intermittent episodes of depressed patients during the period, you&#39;re the stranger, acquaintance not to look. 26, no health insurance and life insurance, Samaritan after dark, do not ... ... 27, poetry and painting do not, cooking and cleaning Xianlei. 28, that money is evil, all fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that standing above the crowd, all in the climb; said that alcohol harms the body, do not quit; That the most beautiful paradise, do not go! 29, crowded public transport is included Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and many other sports and fitness programs in the integrated campaign. 30, opened his aging mother discernment will know you are an evildoer. 31, hands pockets, who do not love. 32, holding a knife cutting wire, along with a lightning spark. 33, single, but not easy is to do everything possible to meet those people who want you to end of the single. 34, What is happiness? Happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching people pick She only picked. 35, read a book ten years, to think of it is pretty tough! 36, they said I was BT, I do CT, the results I was ET. 37, my advantage: I am handsome; but my weakness is: I am handsome, is not obvious. 38, I was on a fool&#39;s seeds, the results of the field under the rain ... ... drowned. 39, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be put to rest and dead on the streets is better than violence. 40, free to study feng shui, a good accounting for the tomb after death can be considered to make up for the lifetime of regret can not afford good housing 41, it is said, has only two choices, either get busy living or get busy dying, I think I have a third option: busy waiting to die. 42, Chun Kun summer and autumn lack weak winter just sleep. 43, not their own thoughts, the pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not and seeking happiness since I can not. 44, a child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me. 45, if you are destined not to respond to my expectations. Then kept at a safe distance outside of it. 46, please do not put me on your tolerance, you shameless as the capital. 47, a woman&#39;s virtue to be ignorant, I must be too wicked up. 48, Zhuge Liang did not before coming out with a soldier ah, you Pingsha to my work experience. 49, R &amp; B with hip-hop&#39;s spirit came to life like erhu. 50, ostrich happiness, just a pile of sand. 51, God, too blue! The sea, salty! Life too difficult! Work was too much trouble! And you, and by chance! Like you, insomnia! See you, too far! 52, wake up, days are dark. 53, wash down medicine delivery bottles, hanging to the rope, jump off of a small handkerchief waving farewell. 54, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless. 55, idiot beggar&#39;s wallet stolen and was blind to see, dumb screaming on to the deaf shocked, hunchback stood up lame a kick , Wanted to pull him guilty of the Public Security Bureau, Asako said forget to see my face. 57, you have to figure out their own scripts in life - not your parents sequel, prequel not your children, nor your friend&#39;s foreign articles. 59, the tree is more than the more quiet, the wind, the more I love but he is not. 60 more opened his eyes to wake up one day and found himself sitting on the desk chair school classroom. Teachers just throw to first hit the chalk on the forehead. 61, from indulging in juvenile non Hu, bold defiance, and ask where&#39;s the theme of old age if the year. 62, as a monster, my wish is to eliminate at least one Altman. 64, another few years to meet our burning ashes sent to the crematorium all a bunch of you who do not know a bunch who I sent to the countryside to do all the fertilizer ~ 65, knowledge of the United States, is make people confused; the beauty of poetry is to incite male and female behavior; the beauty of a woman is stupid have no regrets; men The United States is lying right day hell. 66, I thought I was decadent, and today I learned that I had originally scrapped. 67, immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive. 68, life is like Zude&#39;s mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky. 69, the sun warm, time is good, you do not come, I dare grow old? 70, were not smart, but also to learn from others bald. 71, in view of God&#39;s attitude, shining moment in the United States. Mortals if you&#39;re ... 73, the young, we often directed at the mirror to make faces; old age, when the mirror be even. 76, to work! ! Audi to your My Dior. 77, I was white-collar workers: Today I got paid, pay the rent utilities, buy oil rice noodles, touching his pocket, sighed soon as this month, another white-collar wage The ... 78, your hand, the child towed away. Child say no go, well, close crock of! 79, life is like this. Always occupied the position of absolute leadership, when the numerous idiot shouting with their control of the living masters of destiny. Quemo see Living in the sky on a higher. Revealing the face of mock sarcasm. 80, he is pouring water into your pile of rice, a number of years, the clean water into a mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, not Is useless, can be used to feed the pigs of. 81, do not want to be slaves of the people, willing to be slaves of the yuan. 83, I am not telling flyovers, chatter not so much you want to hear the knock. 84, the word of life for decades to get my recollection the size of brain seizures, spinal cord spasticity. Always to no avail. 85, the true warriors, not daring to face their own make-up face. 86, Tianshan tong lao - appearance is so, there are 365 inner rift, every crack in a letter to seasons four characters, the world to the demon. 87, life is often the case, also it was too late to turn back, even if you are willing to become a horse, by nature not necessarily look back, waiting for you. 88, once we all thought that they can die for love, in fact, people love will not die, it will only place in the Who Loved tied with a needle, and then we want to Crying without tears, and we toss and turn, and we long illness into medicine, we are tempered into a steel. You&#39;re not the wind, I was not sand, and then touching also to the End of the World can not , Dried tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work on. 89, once with friends looking at the stars, follow our tears, he had wanted to, because I sprained neck. 90, in fact, you and I are the same, everyone in the installation, the key is to install as, and loaded round, and there is a threshold, fitted into the forward to become a legend The Xingqingzhongren, not a good loaded on the card in there. Is Carmen. Added: 41, Qian sample lines (sample laugh at yourself): I have a feature that people that other people&#39;s time, a set of obvious it is the turn of his head Confused on offense! Hey, you say this is not a typical theory divorced from reality? ... ... 42, Qian sample lines (background: open false false sample article, grandmother and others were the arguments of the trial): You set up the stage I am singing, do not you ashamed to sing ... ... Smashed ... ... I received all the criticism with an open mind, but please allow me to express my point of view ... ... First of all, I did not take the initiative to sell the fake article, students Ruanmoyingpao begged me to open, after they refused to use money to lure me ... ... This is consistent with the buyer and the seller&#39;s needs, reached a deal, but I Did not expect this rapidly expanding market demand, many students caught on to, I was the shelves go, I have not down ... ... mainly because we are all peers Therefore, I deeply understand their feelings, although the disease is not heavy, but when not feeling well do not want to encounter on the course of time, it will produce pain Illusion ... ... is a bit distorted, but prevalence of this phenomenon among students, I was just standing out of sympathy for the wrong position to do something wrong ... ... 43, Granny: Now the community&#39;s success in inculcating the concept of a single too, you young people is nothing less than the pursuit of money, fame, to paste into their own Gong label, fits, a mass side, which is the result of a typical CD. In fact, the results have not all been successful, nor did the results The failure of my life experience, is hidden in the process of success in the future, looking back, the fun is not what the final finish line that the result is to buy things Gifts, good, a numerical earned, nothing too bad! 44, Granny: Sense and Sensibility, is one of life&#39;s hardest questions. Cover with the feelings of the reason is childish and totally rational is empty, a sign of maturity Is to separate the two. Can see a problem with the sentimental, but must use reason to solve the problem. ? Classic dialogue 1. (Square peg in a hospital water Yu Qian Yu Fang sample asked Occupation) ?Money demo: you are doing, ah, will not be doing business right. ?Fang Yu: be it. ?Money demo: What business? ?Fang Yu: You also part-time police ah. ?2. (Qian Yu sample carrying a power of family car on the way to Beijing) ?Fang Yu: Beijing intends to then return to nurse ah? ?Money demo: I am sick, ah, run far away and then wait on Beijing to patients? ?3. Fang Yu: Since you with your dad, do not you also changed the name won. (Money, money come in the name of the father of sample) ?Qian sample: You want what? ?Fang Yu: Beijing has a KTV name Teji Li, called till, ever since the opening day of rushing to enter a money since you so love to make money, I can help you change A guarantee is also auspicious. ?Money demo: call box. ?Fang Yu: not so nice ~~~~~~~~~~ called money-cylinder ?4. (Charlie and her mother Lee Yang Seoul dialogue) ?Lee Bang: people both (aunt) feeling good, happy family is more important than money. ?Yang Er: so short of money, when you see she has no sense of happiness, your aunt ah just do not make progress in the character, do not know how to achieve self-worth, which as I, dedication so strong, that is, the difference between a sparrow with the swan. ?Lee thunderbolt: I think the aunt childhood home than our house warm, family atmosphere especially good. ?Yang Er: that is their home together two of passerine Minato, and is not our house as I find a sparrow swan results. ?5. (Lee thunderbolt to know their parents after divorce) ?Lee thunderbolt: you are not likely to compound? ?Li Li mother while the father answered: no. ?Lee mother: from the back and then you compound that is not historical. ?Lee Father: I told your mother took two years to prove a mistake, do not have to prove. ?6. (Money demo forced staying home for three days at the Fang Yu Fang Yu&#39;s girlfriend is coming) ?Fang Yu: She did not to go, I kindly accept her, and now is the time to thrust out of it, you come to you I promise not to thrust you. ?Fang GF: you do not facilitate the reception I ah. ?Fang Yu: I was too easy, and you (pointing to the money demo), go out to stay. ?Money demo: too I get in the way ah. ?Fang Yu stood up: This is my house anyhow. ?Money demo: Understanding. To the people easier and more convenient to ourselves. How long, you? ?7. (Fang Yu money locked the door after the sample out of the house, and money to crawl in a sample from the windows at night called a cousin cousin) ?Sample Pazaichuangkou money: where to run it, up. ?Zhao Qing Chu (Cousin): Do you read the others to allow it? ?Money demo: This is the same with my family. ?Lee Bang (cousin): that you let us climb windows? ?Money demo: God does not open the window to open the door only to have the same hymns. ?8. (Demo money out the window and hit the next day neighborhood of Boyle was brought back to Ju Wei office, the money for help in cousin Zhao Qing Chu) ?Sample against the money Aunt say: my sister is the Master of Law, in Beijing&#39;s most famous firms as a lawyer, ask her to my defense. ?Zhao produce ID: This proves it. ?Boyle: You can not prove you can still show her. ?Money: how, and pull the two of us to test DNA. ?Zhao kicked the next money: the two of us are cousins, DNA testing does not come out. ?Money: ah. DNA is not the same as the two of us ah. ?9. (High Qi Qing Zhao Qing Chu eat, Zhao told the money to go with sample) ?Zhao: High-Qi invited to eat at night going? ?Money: go, some people treat why not? ~~~~~~~ You take me for a 800-watt light bulb not felt it? ?Zhao: Come on, the more light the better you are. ?10. (Qi and Qian high sample dialogue) ?Money: I think the chances are your strengths will be your weakness. ?Gao: I ah what the advantages and disadvantages? ?Money: you are too serious a. ?High: Do you like girls do not do serious and responsible man. ?Money: We are decent Li Dai a bit like not serious, but it can not delay a bit serious is not serious kind. ?High: This is measured is difficult enough to master the ah. ?11. The money demo: sister had to call on this class of foreign names (of money sample reported the English-speaking classes), you also help me from a bar. ?Zhao Qing Chu: I think you call Mary (mary) it, with the money (money) closer. ?Money demo: Marlee, too, on it. ?12. (Lee thunderbolt to ask their parents back together for birthday a week until her return to England) ?Lee Mother: I told your father away, and you have to accept the reality. ?Lee Bang: Accept Yes, divorced when I was handed down in absentia, are now taking advantage of three individuals, go through a funeral, to bask in Mortal remains, finished Jiugen goodbye to the past completely. ?13. Lee Bang: Did you learn anything ah, Chinese, music or programming? ?Lei Lei: My university is the computer. ?Lee Bang: Oh, you&#39;re a co-&quot;kicked.&quot; ?14. (Sample mother know money money and party forced to take money home after love, before leaving the money with you 11 say goodbye) ?Money: Grandma, thank you for so long since my love. ?Grandma: I love you do not get back on, although I was your mother&#39;s mother, but in your question I do not ultra vires. ?Money: Understanding, then she keep up with my dad when you do not PK her. ?Money: Thank you, aunt to my tolerance. ?Aunt: You not my girl, I can not ask you, as requested young Chu. ?Money: I did not meet the less demanding, right? ?Money against Zhao Qing Chu: The last thank you for always act in collusion with me. ?15. Gao Qi: I like the Tsing Chu, know? You two started with a good time ah, I might just depressing. ?ZHOU Jin: You do not find a villain child write the name of an acupuncture treatment I play? ?Gao Qi: it is higher than that ruthless, do not forget, I&#39;m a doctor. Fang Yu speech, the most ruthless people. ?Jin Zhou: Green Chu personality is too strong, and ultimately suffer wrong with her ah, you hide be passed. ?Gao Qi: bullied you do not wash? ?ZHOU Jin: I may a bit masochistic. 16. Sample: &quot;Basking, rest assured, where the fall, get up to where, this time I will not trouble you, your job.&quot; Immediate start at home Candidates, &quot;Er Yi, to not let me fight with you, right?&quot; ?Yang Er: &quot;paused! Family know that my company not to pursue the family business, put an end to nepotism.&quot; Sample: &quot;do not say that the virtuous do not avoid the pro-it?&quot; ?Yang Er: &quot;Where you Yin? Is idle idle!&quot; ?17. Libo Huai: inappropriate you a strong man, both morning and evening is a strong fight. ?Yang Er: You is not strong, we two did not fight less. ?Li Bohuai: that the net is that you fight me, so many years you up to this temper is not only down, you too can be used with strange people. ?Yang KARL: Do you tell the truth, with my particular grievance is not it too. ?Li Bohuai: is Ok, but what a long become accustomed to the situation, after we broke up, I always dream of you. ?Yang Er laugh. ?Li Bohuai: nightmare. Money is not everything two demo 1 .. ants What is happiness? Little appetite for greed ?2 candidates back: In order to protect my heart, please do not ask the details! . 3 What is the well-being of ants who have personality and who is not born to meet the social, environmental, such as a river on, we are river stones, beginning each the shape of his head angle, body spiky , constant, daily by water erosion, angular, ah, ah gill&#39;s are ground into a circle on the. 4 ants ants happiness, happiness is now the only ants I think the most handsome, the eyes of others the grass, the trees with our eyes and work hard, did not experience the pain of being happy is not good. . 5 (Lee thunderbolt to know their parents after divorce) ?Lee thunderbolt: you are not likely to compound? ?Li Li mother while the father answered: no. ?Lee mother: from the back and then you compound that is not historical. ?Lee Father: I told your mother took two years to prove a mistake, no need to prove ?1. (Square peg in a hospital water Yu Qian Yu Fang sample asked Occupation) Money demo: you are doing, ah, will not be doing business right. Fang Yu: be it. Money demo: What business? Fang Yu: You also part-time police ah. 2. (Qian Yu sample carrying a power of family car on the way to Beijing) Fang Yu: Beijing intends to then return to nurse ah? Money demo: I am sick, ah, run far away and then wait on Beijing to patients? 3. Fang Yu: Since you are so with your father, do not you also got the name changed. (Money, money come in the name of the father of sample) Qian sample: You want what? Fang Yu: Beijing has a KTV name Teji Li, called Cashbox, ever since the opening day of rushing to enter a money since you so love to make money, I can help you change a guarantee is also auspicious. Money demo: call box. Fang Yu: not so nice ~~~~~~~~~~ called money-cylinder 4. (Charlie and her mother Li Yang Seoul dialogue) Lee Bang: people both (aunt) feeling good, happy family is more important than money. Yang Er: so short of money when you see she has no sense of happiness, you just do not make progress aunt ah character, do not know how to achieve self-worth, which, like me, and dedication so strong, that is, the difference between a sparrow with the swan. Lee thunderbolt: I think the aunt childhood home than our house warm, family atmosphere especially good. Yang Er: that is their home together two of passerine Minato, and is not our house as I find a sparrow swan results. 5. (Lee thunderbolt to know their parents after divorce) Lee thunderbolt: you are not likely to compound? Li Li mother while the father answered: no. Lee mother: it is not from a complex history of back then you. Lee Father: I told your mother took two years to prove a mistake, do not have to prove. 6. (Sample forced money staying at home for three days at the Fang Yu Fang Yu&#39;s girlfriend is coming) Fang Yu: She did not to go, I kindly accept her, and now is the time to thrust out of it, you come to you I promise not to thrust you. Party girl: You are not convenient for reception I ah. Fang Yu: I was too easy, and you (pointing to the money demo), go out to stay. Money demo: too I get in the way ah. Fang Yu stood up: This is my house anyhow. Money demo: Understanding. To the people easier and more convenient to ourselves. How long, you? ?7 (Li Yang Korea Perak and her mother&#39;s dialogue) Lee Bang: people both (aunt) feeling good, happy family is more important than money. Yang Er: so short of money when you see she has no sense of happiness, you just do not make progress aunt ah character, do not know how to achieve self-worth, which, like me, and dedication so strong, that is, the difference between a sparrow with the swan. Lee thunderbolt: I think the aunt childhood home than our house warm, family atmosphere especially good. Yang Er: that is their home together two of passerine Minato, and is not our house as I find a sparrow swan results. 8 Fang Yu: Since you are so with your father, do not you have the name got changed. (Money, money come in the name of the father of sample) ?Qian sample: You want what? Fang Yu: Beijing has a KTV name Teji Li, called till, ever since the opening day of rushing to enter a money since you so love to make money, I can help you change a guarantee is also auspicious. ?Money demo: Call box. b Fang Yu: not so nice ~~~~~~~~~~ called money-cylinder 9 Qian Yu sample carrying a power of family car on the way to Beijing) Fang Yu: Beijing intends to then return to nurse ah? Money demo: I am sick, ah, all the way to go and then wait on the patient ran Beijing ? ? ? ? ?