Startupwear VC Pitch Comedy Product Pitch

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Startupwear VC Pitch Comedy Product Pitch

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StartupWear Official VC Pitch contact@startupwear.com Thank you VCWear for the Inspiration and powerpoint template! Vision of StartupWear.com Put shirts on the backs of toiling entrepreneurs Capture not 1% but 2% of market share (yes our Moms are valid test markets!) Create a viable pyramid scheme Somehow become self-aware Problem: Entrepreneurs need funny shirts just like the VCs but don't have a lot of money (the whole bank rolling the startup deal) Solution: Produce shirts that Entrepreneurs can buy at working mass prices and that are funnier than those worn by VCs and reflect startup humor Market Size More Entrepreneurs than VCs Therefore more Entrepreneur torsos than VC torsos We have a larger untapped market! Monetization Things we want to bank roll from this operation Gulfstream, Fuel, Pilot, Hangar etc Gulfstream G550 - $65 M Fuel etc - $35 M (we intend to never stop flying) At $5.40 profit / shirt we need 18,518,519 shirts in 5 years Product Look at all the pretty shirts on www.startupwear.com at $20/shirt Team Adit Shukla - (ideabahn.com, konceptart.com) Creator of everything you see in front of you - actually all the designs are the hours of painstaking work put in by him Daniel Hammond - (ideabahn.com) "Whoa dude we should create vcwear for entrepreneurs" The reason why this site is reaching you in the comfort of wherever you are (a flush would be nice) Rachit Shukla - (ideabahn.com) Only one with Grey hair on the team even that's not saying much - Master of quip-iness Funding Bankrolled with Rachit's credit card and lots of sweat equity Talk to us, we might sell you the whole operation if we can get couple gulfstreams out of the whole deal

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